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# With one blow of his mighty hammer Thor solved his cat problem


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Unless the problem was how to avoid smiting his cat
woo to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# But until the box is open
We don't know if the cat is smited or not!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# It's both and neither smited and not smited.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# smitten?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Smote.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Don't mind if I do
but I just put one out, Thank you
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Arrrrgh!!!! Conundrum!!!!
*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# The blood seeping out of the bottom of the box is a bit of a give away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Gahhh!
Everything I know about physics is wrong!

I just tried to wrap my head around the Pauli Exclusion Principal relating to Degenerate Matter. My brain divided by zero.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Hahaha
But still ended up with shit in his boots!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Now that thilly cat ith thor . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# did you miss my last pattern?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I might have . . . could you remind me ?
Edit: Oh yes . . . now I found it !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha
That's quite something
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# !!!
Thor would NEVER do that with Miolnir.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I'm not one to gossip, but did you hear...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAM
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# doo dooo do do doo
ÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAM

doo do do dooo

ÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAM

doo dooo do do doo

ÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAMÑAM

du do do du do do du doo doo do do doo
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I am imagining her going 'om nom nom nom nom nom nom'
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# She does,
rather a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Ha! that goes in the list along with:
"I'm not racist, but..."
"I would never vote Conservative, but.."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# she can have a natter with this one...

nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Yay!
Cats in hats; simply can't be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# The secert's out . . . and I'm tellin' ya that I'm not tellin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Is that Debbie Harry?
(__, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# No, it isn't.
and can we draw a line under before?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I have no idea what you're talking about
(__, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# with regards to your sig'
did you have to lube up much, or did it just slide right in?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# He logically deduced a way to do it without lube
You'll see it in the 2008 Christmas special
(__, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# That should make for an interesting blurb
in the TV Times pick of the week
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Debbie Harry you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# unrelated
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# That
made me laugh like a loon.
(twizted_synapses, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# very woo, as always :)
EDIT: there's a penis growing out of his shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# he fights bad guys while simultaneously providing the facilities of a public mass transit system
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Elton-JohnBot has come back from the future to kill me!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# "Your clothes, your boots, and your ass, give them to me"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Headfuck WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# This is my favourite of all your drawings I've seen since being here.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# GUNARM.
COCKSHOULDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# "Fuck!"
was the first word that I uttered as I scrolled down and saw this.

I think this is my favouritist that you've spawned. :D

I also hope this makes it into the colouring book. I think kids growing up colouring such things can only end up being positive peoples.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# argh
Every time I think I'm ready to start uploading the colouring book I draw another picture that I want to put in it.

So far it's got 43 pages. Is that too many?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# From someone with a four year old...
..no. The more chance I get for a quiet cuppa as he colours in the better :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# As someone who's as smart as a four year old...
...no. The more chance I get to shut myself up and I colour in the better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Too much is not enough !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Train of thought is . . . comin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] my first image comp entry
(delta was very bored on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I don't really get it
But that is an epic fail for CCTV camera positioning!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# oh, this reminds me
I found another schroedinger'''''s apostrophe today

*hunts for image*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Delve you little image gopher! Delve!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *delves*


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Pizza owns THREE POUNDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# yes, sometimes there are places that do good pizzas at this price
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Pizza is £3
it makes sense!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Pizza's pizza is £3
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Well it's if it's Pizza's you better give it back!
There's two on EC Road. Fresh Coffe and another place that sells Naturl Coffee.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I also recentlly seen
"MODEL''S WANTED"

unfortunately my phone cam was unable to pick up the detail
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I've seen their wanteds!
phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# oh I strongly suspect they were wanting wimmins for nortyness
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Ah
Cavewimminz!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I'd like a cavewimminz pls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I believe Argos are doing them.
Or most people are doing them:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I have discovered a warehouse style shop that belongs to argos
it's where they dump stuff that hasn't sold well for whatever reason, there's some serious % reductions on prices

it's FILLED with chavewimminz

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Better than "Jacket Potatoe - £1.30"
Ohhhh the RAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Yeah well Dan Quail has to do something after his fall from politics.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I saw "DVD's" for sale in Sainsbury's last week!
In Sainbury's of all fucking places!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# It made me angry and disappointed,
but they mispriced Fallout 3 and I got it for 10 quid less than it should have been, so I had the last laugh! The cunts.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# \o/
that'll teach them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Yeah
IN YOUR FUCKING FACE SAINSBURY'S!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# There appears to be a very large faded handprint on the bottom-right corner of that sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# there's a number of people with faded hands in this locale
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# What I want to know is
if the name of the place is a statement or a command?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# it is the name of a public institution of intoxication, human
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# it's for...
this weeks image comp.
(delta was very bored on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# This Is Real Puma.
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# TOAP
TOAP TOAP TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# POAT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# MOAB!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel my hatred grow all the more extreme...


I spent bloody ages doing this! The writing was too small to be cut out and I don't have a white pen.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Nicely done. Not a fan myself, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# not a fan?
are you more of a gas turbine?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I knew someone would make that joke. I KNEW IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I knew that you knew that someone would make that jokes. I KNEW IT.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# No way, man. That's some deep shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# indeed it is, and shit
I'm also going to go now and make a nice cup of tea and shit. Well, just the tea, maybe not the shit. and shit.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I think I will go for coffee and a Lucky Strike.
THEN I AM GOING TO SPEND THE DAY LISTENING/SORTING MY MUSIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I have returned with tea
and a pie and pickels

listensorting is a good idea

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I was going to comment but didn't, I'm glad someone did.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahah
Nicely done. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Thanks
:)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# never heard of it
TJ: EW
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
#
Warning: Pages may be stuck together
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# pffffft
are you old enough to say things like that?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahahah
No, probably not.

But in my defense, mofaha said it first. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# NAUGHTY MOFAHA. HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER.
Tsk tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Not really.
His mental age is about 5. Maybe 7 on a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Does he smoke a pipe and point at things?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# What sort of pipe?
And what sort of things?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Gutter pipe.
Pestilence.

Am I close?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I don't know.
What's a gutter pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# A pipe. Used in guttering.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Guttering?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh lord.
Do you Mercans call it something else?

Errr. Precipitate roof based drainage channels?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# So like...gutters.
I thought maybe it was slang for something. But you mean...gutters. Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# He's old enough for us all to know better!:P
I heard the National Trust were after him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# oh well, that makes it alright then
*phones sex police*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Yes
She shouldn't know about recipes at her age!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# stuff that, she's female, by rights she should be born in the kitchen
and then have no need to leave it except for toilets
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I find that utterly archaic and outdated!
How would she be able to get the foodstuffs to cook of she never left the kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Pfft
yeah, right.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Be a dear, make me a tasty sandwich please. Don't get any of your smell on it. Thanks.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Fuck off!
I do not smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *holds out hand*
One sandwich, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I'll put meat on it!
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# :( stop trolling me
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# You started it, and tried to force me to make you a sammich.
We don't even have any bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# No bread? I'll have a Lasagne then, honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Like, for srsly.
We've got fuck all in the house. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I guess I'LL have to make something then. You're a crap maid.
Got much planned for today?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I'm not a maid!
Nah. Going to my friend's sleepover later on, though. What about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Sorting out my CDs and LPs. Later is pub o' clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Fun fun fun.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Aaaw you'll make someone a lovely little wife someday!
You may bury them under the patio but he may get a good few minutes of marital bliss!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I'm sorry
You'll make someone a lovely little wife someday too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Giiiiggle!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Yuk
De-RIStify yourself
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# thank you
the reviews (of the book) are hilarious though
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# The one at the top sums it up best
"what the fuck is wrong with you people?"
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Don't have a white pen?
That's a terrible lie.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# that joke is Sin
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Best get some new Kitchen Foil...


..and better mountain creating skills.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Shopped images only thanks:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# don't remember the HSBC bit on the original
vhey nice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Erm
That obviously says 3C!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# class 3C?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Fireball XL5 you say?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# haha thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# :D
Lovely tin foil skills! I was hoping someone would do Kid A.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Haha thanks...
I think I made the one on the right look like some type of foil dinosaur!
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I reckon that bit looks more like a dragon!
;)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Knitted in the Material World
(I helped save b3ta! salamander, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Oh hey, that's dead cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Wait you actually knit that?
Woah. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# impressive
click!
(Gabba, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# +10 for use of actual skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# ...


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# The strumpet!!!:O
woo and 'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Better be worth it, then...
Very nice again :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Russell Square?
edit:

www.milesfaster.co.uk/images/images9/extra/president-hotel-4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# The very same!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Dear ttssstshthsrrsssrttss

now stfu plz
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# There needs to be more skateboarding cats.
It has to be easy for them as dogs seem to do it!

Woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Oh they can do it alright,
they just choose not to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Yeah
THey've made the dogs do it for them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Very nice
have some extra 'o's in your woooooooo :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# PPNNYEEEEOOOWWWWWW.
fnx mrk
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Good morning, b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# HOORAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# It are afternoon.

and - seams police to the fore...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# No it isn't.
It's 10.57 am, and I've only been up for about an hour. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha that's actually better draw.
I have to say it is growing on me that album.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahah
That was the first Cure album I bought. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Yeah well you were busy wetting your bed when they released their earlier stuff:P
EDIT: Bollox I was going to do something for my 44444th post but like my 40000th I missed it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I never wet the bed!
I did used to lisp though. *shrug*

Still, I do quite like a bunch of stuff from before my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I used to have a lisp too. FOrtunately for you girls can make them sound sexah.
/lots of speech therapy blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I doubt that.
But I had speech therapy for a little while, then my mum decided I'd grow out of it. I did. My uncle used to call me Tigger because of it, though. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy
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bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy
bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# The director..
...of my department at work has a very pronounced stammer. It makes public speaking events hilarious.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Morning?
eh? Is it really 4am. bugger knew it was quiet for a reason
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Naaah.
It's just about 11. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ahhh so at today's exchange rate its
4pm to 11am. bloody finance crises
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# No, you just need to set your clock back 5 hours.
Because I'm in America, andc we're always right. x]



ALSO: It's a bit hard to type with a bandaid on. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# What's Bob Geldof doing on your finger?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Midge Ure.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# GOOD AFTERNOON!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# HELLO EPIPHANY
HOW ARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# COLD AND TIRED
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND SOME MORE FROSTIES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I AM ALSO COLD
I FUCKING HATE COLD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I DONT MIND COLD I LIKE SNOW SNOW IS FUN AND SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# YES I AGREE SNOW IS FUN
BUT COLD IS NOT AND ALSO I AM VERY COLD RIGHT NOW I HAVE A LONDON UNDERGROUND HAT :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# MY HAT IS IN MY FRIENDS CAR :(
I LIKE THAT HAT :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ALSO I HAVE A HOLDEN CAULFIELD HAT
OMG IT'S SO AWESOME LIKE OMG
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I HAVE A PINK HAT
HERE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# THAT'S PRETTY FUCKIN' PINK
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I KNOW ITS ALL THE WAY FROM KOREA
AT LEAST IM EASY TO FIND ON THE SLOPES THO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# ZE
End of the world! Anybody'd think you had no education!

ZE!
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I'm Regenerating.... into Bert
(iamgoingtohell, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# HE IS EVIL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Regression ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I was almost run over by his Pertwie incarnation!
In a Mallorca supermarket car park of all places.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# FAME!
Oh why won't the damn living room warm up? Wanna play Fallout.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Have you thought of using heating?
That makes things warmer. I once spilt Lemmy's pint, I think that's a better one:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha
that looks pretty bloody similar :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Elstree studios
presents


(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# lol
You could have used less frames for his walking and it would have looked smother and cost you less filesize.:)

EDIT: I have this romantic notion of this little old lonely man who doesn't have many friends and doesn't get out much due to arthritis. Then one day his daughter shows him b3ta and he's found that he is a popular internet meme.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# the chances are, he is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
Henryyyyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Wheres the first henry post
Im fairly RIS about the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# What was
the first Henry post a reference to even?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Probably 3-4 months ago.
I think some just posted the source. It was him just walking down an Autumnal country road. I got the impression it was somewhere in Italy from the background.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# That was shopped, wasn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# No not the first one.
the one with the avenue or trees.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Interesting how people complete the story of Henry,
in mine, he is wise but disillusioned with the world, he plods on sadly ignoring the hysteria about him.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# OH HAI THERE INTERNETS


IVE BEEN TIDYING MY ROOM AND BEING IN PAIN AFTER A CURRY AT 4AM LAST NIGHT
WHAT HAVE YOU/ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I am preparing to go for a curry this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# What hotness are you going to purchase?
I had a chicken vindaloo, and most of someone elses lamb vindaloo as they were a pussy and couldnt finish it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Eee no.
My days of competitive curry eating are well in the past. The thrill of spending the entire following day firing the brown laser of pain wore pretty thin after a while.

Tend to max out at Jalfrezi these days, although feeling quite tempted by the tandoori mixed grill at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Im fine now, 2 moments on the porcelain throne and im all good
We were a little bit drunk and decided to get a curry instead of queueing for the chippy.
Its probably the only place in sheffield where you can get curry and beer at 3:30am :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Ooo Balti King?
Was at uni in Sheffield - more years ago than I'd care to admit.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Haha, yes
Thats the place. :D
I wanted to do the balti king challenge, but the chef apparently wouldnt make it for me as he feared for my health
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Good to know the place is still going.
Keeping Sheffield's student population plied with spicy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Its always pretty busy after a ngiht out aswell which is good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I've been battling my throat infection.
I think I've cornered it now and I've started flicking its love spuds with a wet towel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Cunt it in the fuck? possibly?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# To paraphrase a canine advertising device.
Oooooooh yearce!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# HAVING A WANK
AND A BEER
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Thats a good combination
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Ah, a lager top:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# SHEEPS
I will whore this www.b3ta.com/board/8961861

Edit: I have been out taking photos, it was below freezing and I lost all feeling in my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Thats good that is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Well I'll whore
www.b3ta.com/board/qotw/965788
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# that be red, I wonder why
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You've seen my question?
It's the one about the spandex.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# mmmmm, really tight spandex
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# worn my horses:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
corrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Haha, horses
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8953410
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I did my best ever horselink the other day.


I think I'm going to retire from horselinking since I'll never top that reaction :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Very well.
I will whore this.

www.b3ta.com/board/8955050

Nice WOTW action, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I like that
but it gives me a massive fear :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# there is nothing to fear
just get a cold and sneeze on them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Watching the new series of American Dad,
drinking beer, which will soon run out, so I shall then drink Red Wine.

I have just finished eating my lunch too, which was Pollock with Curly Fries.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Couldn't sleep last night
So I watched the entirety of IT Crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# OH fuck I missed the new one last night
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Channel4.com:)
Stream it:)

EDIT: I ahve to admit I love the streaming system used now on the BBC and the C$ sites:)
I haven't put my telly on in aaages.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# this, i love streaming it all.
I tend to download it and just stack it all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# The whole lot is available if you have the C4 on demand download.
There's loads more if you have that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# will have to have good look on the C4 one
Apparitions was good, need to download the 2nd one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# You are an alcoholic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# you hate your liver?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Nought wrong with a glass of red!
Brame THe American Dad as he's drinking beer aparantly:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# there is for me, I'm allergic to it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Nooo!
Stains on your teefs and lips, followed by the most appalling headaches the world has EVER KNOWN! And awful tasting vomit :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I don't drink it purely that if I have more than a couple of glasses
I have green bumbum poos!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# when does vomit taste good then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Well, I suppose after... erm.. chocolate, maybe?
I don't know. You're the doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# it never tastes good
worse when it is just bile coming up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I had curry last night too, but it was kind to me.
Today I have been looking out of my window every two minutes to check for snow :)

Soon, I will go to the pub :D

Also, I like your picture.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I want snow.
I dont want pub
Last night was fun, but expensive and fun
And Skiing and shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I like your doggy :)
I have one similar.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I have another one smaller similar and much more annoying
and another one that is bigger browner and skinnier and older and just sits there doing nothing, but its lully
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I Iz Cooking Lamb strangely enuff and enjoying the 45 cans of Carling for £18 offer
daubing arcane symbols on my walls and waiting for a strange Demon to appear....
(angriestangel, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Sorry I'm going no where tonight.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Wow, thats a bargin
I was spending £1.80 on a pint of carling in the carling acadamy last night
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# My local Somerfield are set up to rip off tourist.
So they break up the packs of cheap beer and stick reduced stickers on the for twice the unit price of a slab!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Carling Academy?????
Is that the one in Glasgow?, I was there to see NIN last years....
(angriestangel, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# No, the one in sheffield
There are lots all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Thank God I didnt use a Sat nav then
could`ve ended up anywheres.........
(angriestangel, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Sinister sheep!
It is almost 8am here, and I've just had scrambled eggs with onions and pickles. Which is surprisingly good.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Eggs = good
Onions = good
Pickles = good
Therefore = good! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# You need to get yourself some real time!
Not that la di da foreign time!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I just did about 5 minutes of work :D
I think I deserve a break

also, hoping for snow tomorrow as an excuse to avoid working
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Good stuff
I need to do a presentation for friday
But I cant be arsed really
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Friday?
As in next Friday?

That's ages, you don't even need to think about it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# As in this friday coming
Its not going to take me long, but I need to know alot of stuff and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Sorting through my CDs.
Currently listening to: Low.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Slighly hungover, looking at b3ta,
procrastinating over bike fixing.
Mood : Irritated
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# after years of trying,cedric finally found the apple that fitted perfectly into is oddly dented head,cedric was chuffed,others were less impressed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# William Tell would have liked it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# for mr. horrible
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Eggs sell lent.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Lent for Manley = no smokes.
Eggs cannot sell that kind of pain.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i fucked up the quality on publish settings
so its a bit pixaly,cant edit as i closed the pic without saving....poo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# "This seems illogical to me captain."
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# sexy bastard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *snort*


*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] A4 Plastic wallet sheet. Marker pen. 40 seconds.
I'M GETTING BETTER

(__, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Mylo is utter shite!
But I fucking love him none the less!

In other news, I ma never going outside ever again! Whatever arsehole claimed Global Warming is a fucking liar! I have never been so cold in my life!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# You are Italian
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Pizza box. Pen. 30 seconds.
(__, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# REM are utter shite!
But I fucking love them none the less!

In other news, I ma never going outside ever again! Whatever arsehole claimed Global Warming is a fucking liar! I have never been so cold in my life!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Cold?
Nah
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# It is fucking well cold!
I nearly froze walking to the shop! No fucking exaggeration!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# But then you are wearing nothing but
tracksuit bottoms, a baseball cap, plastic sandals and gold chains.

*hides chavcam*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# All true I saw it too, honest.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The White Album, please...

With milk and two sugars.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# want
tea
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
winnar
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# No sugar please but do add some boiling water to the cup
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Will do
Shall I stir at 33 or 45 rpm?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Yes stir at 45 rpm EP speed please
I like my singles, like I like my men, Extended Play ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Bom bom bom bom
dooooo do do doooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hah! Good job.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Winner!
=o]
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Technically this is animated, but I'll link it if you'd prefer:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Cheers!
I'm getting far too B3taised - I spent about ten minutes getting the tag right hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Umma gumma FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Cheers.
That is by far and away my favourite :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# you know
lego people really do look somewhat gay in groups
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Henrykong
Click for Flash version

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# haha what?
you utter loon!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# You
did click right?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# donkey dong!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Close....
but nee cigar
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

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