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[challenge entry] Bindun a thousand times but fun anyway!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Shhh! Moatly just sat up! This is serious business!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:46, archived)
#
I say!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Top hole, what-what!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:51, archived)
# I say old chap......
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:51, archived)
# I say ol chap
That's frightfully good
: D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Cheers :)
His name is Sir Tarsier-Winklebottom III
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Of the Winklebottom-Smythes, late of Windsor?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)
# The very same! Lady WS fell of her leather banquette
and shattered her hip, poor woman...
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Ha ha.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:54, archived)
# splendid!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I SHALL CALL HIM



GREEDY DAVE.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Hey! I might still use that.
(or part of it...or none of it)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:16, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# :D
Welcome to
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Top work.
most woosome of the highest HD order.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:34, archived)
# If this was america there'd be 7 media helicopters circling to let us see everything going on.
Actually, if this was america, no fucker would care about someone who had only shot 3 people.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Yeh, that'd be a typical family Sunday lunch!
Then a REALLY slow trip in a car followed by 50 police cars and 5 helichopters.

Then to church!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Looks like it's gonna end with no more shots being fired.
Good.

EDIT: I'm entirely crap at predictions.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
#
Jon Sopel wetting himself with excitement
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)
#
His war is not really very impressive is it.

they should give him some free steroids and tell him some ginger jokes
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:04, archived)
# angry nintendo moatarsier
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:16, archived)
# hehehe
BBC News Live is very odd at the moment. Its all hinging on some woman's mum on the phone

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/video_and_audio/news_channel_live/7459669.stm
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:16, archived)
# crazy
"he had a sawn-off shotgun? oh, by the way please don't say fuck or bugger ..."
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I like the guy who keeps bobbing up in the background, scratching his chin & laughing about it to his mates..
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Scary faced wimmins!!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:29, archived)
# AAAAGH!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:34, archived)
#
From now on, The Day Today will be providing THE MOST IMMEDIATE coverage of any crazed gunman ever sought. On the front line and in your face, Donnaldd Bethl'hem.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:33, archived)
# REPOST FOR NO DAMN GOOD REASON!

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
# :)
Good action there!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:30, archived)
# You should be outside doing your garden ;-)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:35, archived)
# its 30 miles away + its raining
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:04, archived)
# George Osborne's Secret Plan To Regenerate Sterling
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
What a mighty first post
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Like a British Onion.
*weeps*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:39, archived)
# *keeps on pounding*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:41, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# excellent
I shall add your site as a bookmark next to Newsbiscuit!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Excellent start.
DON'T make the mistake of pimping your own stuff while not appreciating others' work. You're clearly better than that.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:16, archived)
# ^
BLD speaks with much wisdom..
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Hello, PokeHQ.
Welcome to b3ta.

Nice opening gambit, by the way.
Have a click.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Awesome first good sir (or madam), welcome!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:33, archived)
# belated happy candles for you ; D
how's your banner coming along?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:46, archived)
# happy flaming icon day!
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:59, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:16, archived)
# good first post and working link
welcome to b3ta :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Bloody hell I'm slow - that took me a few minutes...
Woo, yay, and welcome :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)
# pull up a minting machine
and make us all rich
: D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:46, archived)
# full frontal on the fifties ? :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:49, archived)
# I sort of want to click "I like this"
but I'm scared
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Liz
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Arf..
Welcome aboard...
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:52, archived)
# He has to do something to lift our sagging economy
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Hello
cool first post :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:14, archived)
# arf :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Soooo, what are you all upto?


Edit: OHH IT'S MY B3TADAY!!!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Huzzah on your b3taday :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:27, archived)
# happy b3taday
I think we got ourselves a goddamn dirty thread-deleter
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Where? I'll have at em!!! You still get 2 free murders on your B3taday right?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Burn the heretic!
In memory of this now lost thread, have an Aye-aye I snapped this afternoon:


^CFB
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Damn, but you're good..
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:36, archived)
# I literally had a second or two to grab that
leaning through a doorway as he arrived unannounced, grabbing a walnut, and scurrying off back to his nest
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)
# God bless the hard-working British walnut..
*has no idea where walnuts actually come from*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Googles Aye aye........
I must say you always astonish me, posting these pictures of animals that I'v never heard of or seen before..... lovely little things...
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Candle!
\o/
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Candalls!!!
And great tarsierage.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# The Uzge.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:52, archived)
#
hooray! for invisible sugar-footed jogger
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Yay .....
Happy candles....
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:59, archived)
# the german bastards
that's a scary lookin' varmint right y'ar
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:01, archived)
# I don't know what's going on here
But... Turbo Lover?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:07, archived)
# simple
the bastard tarsier army are invading
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Hitler was such a nazi..
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Fuuuuuu
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:20, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:22, archived)
# And tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1939..
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Wrong you are! It is you who will do the submitting.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Francis?

false flags style
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Top Freebasing
Second post! Take a cabin on the gayshift. THE PLANE!!!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:06, archived)
# top shoppage
but no Raoul Moat
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Your kung-fu is almost as impressive as your lurking..
*claps*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:12, archived)
# YAY!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Kaneda!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:35, archived)
# I hate rowing.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Mixed Nuts
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Great subject line
My favourite Chip's Challenge level.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:48, archived)
# I loved Chip's Challenge on the Lynx
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:12, archived)
# happy weekend peeps
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:29, archived)
#
Nice series!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:30, archived)
# nicely done
In other news Raoul Moat spotted in zoo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6js5IeP-s-U
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Facefuck Tarsier fan page
check out the related links


(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Yays
One of my faves is one my sister came up with. For years, until I put her right, she thought Aerosmith's, 'Dude Looks Like a Lady.' was actually, 'Do the Funky lady.'
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:50, archived)
# My son sings living in a hedge when playing Guitar hero
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Dear God!
They let you breed?!:O
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Surely the most commonly misheard is Jimmy Hendrix
'scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] tar stereo
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Aaargh! Imagine those freaky eyes in 3d!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Tarsiers from Uranus
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Lasier!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Would've been better for last year's MJ challenge

but what the hell, the game is out soon
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Ooh, Mafia was one of my favourite pc games. I haven't played games in yonks but this could tempt me
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I'm re-playing it now...
...it's not as good as I remember the first re-play being.
but still in a class of its own..

forgeddabowdit
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] woo
TJ:
My mate has just rung me from the Oval to say that there's a group of lads there wearing my Moat Mask TM.
But it's not on telly.
As you were...
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:16, archived)
# haha
good work
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:18, archived)
# ta
and i hate cricket!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
classy:P
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:19, archived)
#
it's the Gentleman's game.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] 1 year on and he's still scaring kids
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
giraffe skin
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:43, archived)
# *glees*
what week am I in?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:45, archived)
# 85
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:47, archived)
# The larch
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:48, archived)
# YOU GOTTA HELP ME GHOSTY!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I read that as:
You gotta help me goatse!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:56, archived)
# well, first you need a ring
put it on the correct finger
then you need the required amount of glistening
and get ready to s t r e t c h

I'm sure there is a reference diagram somewhere
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Ring?
My stretchous.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:59, archived)
# haha
RiverGoatse!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:04, archived)
# hehehe
a merging of compos :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Very well done :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:48, archived)
# thank you
:)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:49, archived)
# yes!
Best of all the animals
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Ow yes....
All the win..
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] No wonder they have wide eyes! Look who's taking the pic!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:23, archived)
# I think Archie might have beaten you to it with this idea...
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:25, archived)
# bugger
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:25, archived)
# It's a great idea though!
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:26, archived)
# 3rd one I've seen.
(and still ask, "Why?!")... ;D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:26, archived)
# triple bugger
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:30, archived)
# You know all the good ideas are done on Wednesday!... :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] blatant compo pea from today. *parades about in peaed undies*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Week?
Posh git!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:48, archived)
# awww! looks all cuddly! (leia, not jabba)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:49, archived)
# didn't I see this earlier?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:33, archived)
# balls to that lot
this is the first one I've seen, and I love it! Tip Top sir!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:37, archived)
# thank you sir! you're a friend and a scollar schoolar skoler, just a friend!!!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:47, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:17, archived)
# meh
some Oil of Olay and a bulldog clip should sort that out
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:19, archived)
# In summary then:
would?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Yer damn tooting!

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I'll even let you go first
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Cotton is a soft, fluffy staple fiber . . .
Dot's something else !
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Shit!.......still would.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:24, archived)
# DOTs? Damage Over Time?
woo:)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:45, archived)
# You and your World or Warcraft references!
HoT :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:00, archived)
#
WoWDiablo and unsure but I seem to recall dot acronym in D&D 2nd edition. Oh the geekitude.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Yeah but Riverghost is a WoW player ;)
so am I, and I'm possibly raiding tonight will see in a few minutes.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I had a trial account
spent a week fishing

exclusively =)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:23, archived)
# hell yeah!
Classic Paper Bag
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea 4 com

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:12, archived)
# FUCKIN AVE IM
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Joust !
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Boy with penis stuck in donkey causes tragic accident.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Mmmm
donkey snogging
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:59, archived)
# DONKEY FCKER!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] And two portions of chips, please.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)
# That creeped me out.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:00, archived)
# mmm
I bet the bones are edible too!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:01, archived)
# little TJ
some people on FB will like anything. From my feed...


this is a lovely lady, but I bet she won't really be thinking about the Burmese monks while getting her spa treatment
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:10, archived)
# also
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I also support the monks protesting in Blythswood square hotel
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Luau !
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Fantastic.
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:06, archived)
# very good
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Yuck.
Woo, but yuck.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:13, archived)
# ack
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:18, archived)
# now that looks tasty!

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:20, archived)
#
I'll have the lil fingers on the side, please
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Cop Gear
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dear Mr. Moat,
It has come to my attention that John Terry has been shagging your missus behind your back whilst you were in jail.

Yours Faithfully
Wayne Bridge
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:01, archived)
# phwoar....
women in uniform are hot :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:07, archived)
# *adjusts cravat*
well hello there offasa

ahahahha
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:08, archived)
# On The Beat
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:08, archived)
# 3 gams
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:19, archived)
# This really creeps me out.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:09, archived)
# email this to top gear!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] He loves the horses !
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Horse!
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Trots !
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Teabag?...i mean Teabiscuit?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Team Biscuit !
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:01, archived)
# he can pick a winner at 100 yards
this am one:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:04, archived)
# He's makin' book on it !
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:07, archived)
# peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek a booo
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Comin' down the home s t r e t c h ______________________
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:10, archived)

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