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[challenge entry] Cataracts
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I I I believe you have my stapler
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:05, archived)
# I found it attached !
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:06, archived)
# I love your photos
It's like pantseatflyer never left, he just made a little more sense :)
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:10, archived)
# I just can't hep myseff . . .
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:12, archived)
# what the fuck does "PC LOAD LETTER" mean?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:12, archived)
#
It means you're a cunt
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)
# It's what Robocop does when he finds
One of Raoul Moat's random missives
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)
# I actually had to look it up . . .
The phrase has appeared in numerous forms: on T-shirts, on the Internet (particularly in blog entries),
as a 2005 Seattle band name, and referenced in the "System Administrator Appreciation Day" song by Canadian comedy troupe Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
("He's the only one in the building who knows what 'PC LOAD LETTER' means.")
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)
# could be an ananananagram
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Do-do-do-do-doo!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Trailer Park lols
great show :D
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Seeing is bereaving . . .
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:08, archived)
# ^tihs^
with more bottle kids, sly alcoholism and nihilistic abandon!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)
# B U B B L E S !
i blame Canada Woo Yeah!
* C L I C K ! *
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Too many maple leafs !
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)
# The eyes have it
:D
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)
# In Tact !
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)
# funniest show ever
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:18, archived)
# It was a hit on the head !
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)
# YES
agreed
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:49, archived)
# I know several people involved in the show
and even knowing how talented they are, I'm still amazed how great this show turned out.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:42, archived)
# That cunt Roulé
I asking for it, why doesn't he pull the trigger and blow his swede off. Save us a fortune in keeping the sorry selfish cunt. While they are at it they can pull the plug on that loafing whore of an ex.

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:52, archived)
# I remember when
b3ta was all fluffy.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:57, archived)
# all this was fields then
and webforms :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Fields with kittens
and Domo Kuns.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:59, archived)
# No Hands and Clive them was the days
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Someone fed it after midnight.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)
# *turns on bright lights and hides all the water*
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Do you?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Not really
Though for some reason photoshopping Hitler seems positively charming compared to describing someone as "that loafing whore of an ex."
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:59, archived)
#
Is that Ross Kemp?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Nah that would be
Calm the FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKK DAAAAAAAAHN.

But I don't have a picture for that one :(
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:02, archived)
# It's ok, Paul's got this.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
A mighty big click for you, guv'na.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Ha!
*expects to see it on facebook within 24 hours*
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Bah ha ha ha ha
:D
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:42, archived)
# hahaha
lol
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:04, archived)
# *unlurks*
utter, utter brilliance. I love your sense of humour
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:54, archived)
# His...Swede?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Have they shot him yet?
I do hope they shoot him. Preferably right in the feckin cock!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:02, archived)
# That would take some precision shooting
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:04, archived)
#
I think they should remove his arms and legs and make him into a tourist attraction as a torso you can visit and the piss on or maybe shit over depending how you like it.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:04, archived)
# That would work too, I just want pain and disfigurement,
you give it out, ya should get it back 3 fold, IMO, man's a cunt of the highest order, requires major macuntishness right back at it.

Even better when you're a vain steroid-injecting brow-pluckin mirror-loving closet queen, just physically fuck him up n give him a full length mirror and watch the cunt cry.

If I was one of his surviving victims, I'd feel much better!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:10, archived)
# I think we should smother him with love and kindness
until he breaks down with remorse for what he's done, and spends his life trying to atone for his crimes, a changed man. With added kittens.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:12, archived)
# ^ this - although I'm not volunteering to smother him with love and kindness :D
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Or take him into your home....
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:18, archived)
# "Ok Raoul this will be your home for a while until you recover from the stress,
you can bunk down in the coal-shed - it's got extra ammo just in case you're surrounded by fucking pig scum!"
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:23, archived)
# pig scum
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Grumpfy!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:37, archived)
# I say get the cunt addicted to heroin then make him go cold turkey till he's clean.
Rinse/repeat in his prison cell until he decides to remove himself from our plane of existence.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
# What about the person who admisiters this punishment?
Should they then go on to receive that punishment 3 fold?

Should we have government appointed rapists delivering justice in our prisons?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:24, archived)
# No, we shouldn't,
What a government administers as punishment is always needing to be seen as above those we punish, but lets face it, it needs to be as bad as.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:40, archived)
# daily mail ---------------->
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I'm beginning to feel sorry for him:(
maybe I shouldn't,but it seems he's been pushed to the brink somehow
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:05, archived)
#
mmmm brink. Yes the brink
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:05, archived)
# SNIFF MY BRINK
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:18, archived)
#
i think he is innocent.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:07, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:09, archived)
# I blame "Paul" the octopus.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Talk about gurning for the camera:
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Is that a tarsier gun in his hand? ;)
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Pfft!
I reckon that copper's got a difficult decision ahead of him. Either a) tell his superiors that he just looks that way under stress or b) admit he was gurning for the camera and possibly earn a bollocking for clowning around in the middle of a stand off.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
# He could claim constipation from poor diet and having the hang around woods for a week.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)
# That's fucking hilarious.
Do you think that's also his sex face?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] He's comiiiiiiiiinnnnngggggg!!!!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I wonder if we've found our new Freebase/Brandow?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:18, archived)
# this
go for it
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:26, archived)
# I tried to find a picture of a vet with his arm up a cow,
but couldn't get one with the right angle to sub him in...
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)
# He's got potential I'd say.


(Quick and awfully dirty)
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:55, archived)
# :)
Heh
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Hahhaha
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Seems a little extreme..?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Well in as much as his ex aye,
she may be a typical chav but she don't deserve this poor cunt!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Yeah but please justify to me the point of harming someone because they've done harm.
Be gentle.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:18, archived)
# I think the OP was advocating the OG do it himself.
Which would of course be his own choice.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Well, in the first post anyway.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:27, archived)
# I believe that some people will do whatever they think they can do without come back just 'cos they can,
if you don't give consequences to them that instill fear or loss, these people without empathy just feel they are better than everyone else and will NEVER learn, they will simply lie and do and say whatever they feel is needed to achieve their goal, I truly believe this man is one of those, conscience free he feels might is right so long as he gets away with it, as such I don't think he should!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Wouldn't that be prison?
But that's assuming this man hasn't got deep seated mental issues. Personally I think Monkeon said it best above, although I don't think by "no easy answers" as he put it one should consider a simple one such as capital punishment.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Prison is good, but I don't personally believe in human rights extending into the realm of those who absolve themselves of normal law, empathy and social respect,
but we all know this case will anyway, it is given to all. I don't know, in all seriousness, eye for an eye, would it be so wrong here? It would deter! But would it work!? It might? Is that question so wrong? TBH I just don't know, but from personal experience, I do know, if someone has absolved themselves from empathy, conscience and consequence, maybe we need to intervene and change that? And that would mean what!? I know the answer...
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:28, archived)
# I tend to look at the lack of deterrence that capital punishment provides abroad to doubt its effectiveness.
And then I defer to Gandhi on occasion too. Additionally it's kind of offensive on a level where the state has the ability to take away your life, moreover I don't like the idea of a legal fuck up, sending a wrongly convicted man to death row.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Up the arse.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:48, archived)
# sideways
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] The Tarsier is the idea behind an International mascot me thinks
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:39, archived)
# *Calls David Icke*
Yep, definitely a conspiracy.

Woo!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Congratulations.
You improved them!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Tarwai
It was so much better in my head.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha...aaaaaw
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Animation ?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
:D

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:27, archived)
# *skullfucks*

*regrets it*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:28, archived)
# arrggh nooo
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:29, archived)
# needs more love
woo!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Rah!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:58, archived)
# woo yay soupherbly
*clicking like it's 1976*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Daft . . . Totally Daft !
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Haha! :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:02, archived)
# haha....we need some "new wave" one's now as follow ups :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Pasanonic will be all for that and a New Romantics one
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:05, archived)
# *click*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:06, archived)
# top stuff
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's lovely.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:12, archived)
# *click*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:24, archived)
# yay
*clicks*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Awwww lovely!

I wanted to post my punk rooster and say that they should form a band, but I see that photobucket has removed it for violating their terms of use (?)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:30, archived)
# WHAT A BUMMER!!......they deleted some of mine -but they were Hitler ones
...they no like Nazi ones......I think if someone complains about anything even without justification they just delete???
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:01, archived)
# They deleted my Hitler holding a bottle of teutonic water, too.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:14, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:39, archived)
# winnah
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
# I made an Emoat
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)
# ticon
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:01, archived)
# arf....it looks just like him :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] this challenge is fun, but giraffes was the best
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:47, archived)
# yes!
Domos can get long necks when they're angry.

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Eyes salute you !
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Raarhhhhh!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:59, archived)
# " Domonation commence "
:)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:59, archived)
# yaay!
proper old skool
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)
# giraffes was the best
Woo
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Hoopla!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] He's favourite tree :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:42, archived)
# hahaha.....I got arrested for that :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:51, archived)
# He Wood !
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Knot that there is anything wrong with that.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] his favourite compo :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)
# \O,O/-woo!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Looks like a good time to break out my new Woo image:
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Bra-vo!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:23, archived)
# That pun made me Tit-ter
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)
# I think that's about the breast it's going to get.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Eh well, thanks for the mammaries
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Well, that s'cup'pers my plans for a punthread
I'll just post under. Wire you not wanting to pun more?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:45, archived)
# corsets neither big nor clever.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
# "woonderbra"
:)hey....candles too:)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)
# I feel all special!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Hi cock and candles!!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:28, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:28, archived)
# From top to bottom, yes.
yes.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Wussup, T!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:32, archived)
# It is friday and I have almost finished my tasks.
You?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:35, archived)
# My day is everyday...Glad to see your return.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Talented and idle... I do so hate you.
thx.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Somebody's gotta do it.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Woo boobes
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Can you help me with my tasks then?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:41, archived)
# W
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:38, archived)
# 1001001!!!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:41, archived)
# nice Woo
happy b3taday
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Thank you :) ....
...now where's my cake?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)
# One Cake Coming Up !
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:51, archived)
# YEY! om nom nom nom nom nom
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Have a cat cake :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:54, archived)
# More noms!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Candle!
As a gift I can tell you the only joke I know

*clears throat*

A dyslexic walks into a bra

*unclears throat*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:54, archived)
# What do you call a bra stretched across the road?
A BOOBIE TRAP!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Yay
a happy note to pass out on. Midnightish here.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:27, archived)
# :D:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:30, archived)
# [/:-D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:42, archived)
# I often think you need to develop severe insomnia.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:50, archived)
# I remember this beauty:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:54, archived)
# I'm sure this is Vimod's natural habitat
but he's not owning the bath to the extent Busey is
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Yeah, it could be fun

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:47, archived)
# I like this very much
clickage
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Merci
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Top!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Woo:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:33, archived)
# You don't see them
laughing enough. YES!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
*le cliq*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:45, archived)
# He has a tarcissistic complex !
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Elvis, you beauty, this is superb!
you beauty this is superb!:D

*clicks*

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:39, archived)
# you're just TOO good!
w/y/h
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:53, archived)
# yay ^_^
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)
# One for the chemists

Edit: DeRIS
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:54, archived)
# We didn't do this in higher chemistry :(
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:58, archived)
# It's in
Chapter 1 of Chemistry By Pun. No joke.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:08, archived)
# LSD is chemistry.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:01, archived)
# I'm not even De-Rissed with the De-Ris it's all technical stuff and I'm a real bird-brain
maybe I need a parrot-cetamol?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:09, archived)
# haha :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:10, archived)
# What did Ali G say when he was caught looking at some painkillers?
Ai is peerin'
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I hate you guys

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:30, archived)
# 1,4-keet, 1,3-keet, and 1,2-keet, you mean
you filthy non-IUPAC namer you.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Ha!
Take that, IUPAC!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Hello b3ta.

Not been around much recently, but this photo from the BBC made me giggle.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:49, archived)
# hello 'tech!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:50, archived)
# hello there!
yay, I still know some people here :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Helo :)
The headline's pretty good too:
"Police negotiate with man resembling gunman"
They're saying, Go on, you look a bit like him, please be the gunman.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:51, archived)
# I briefly got sucked into the 24 hour news coverage.
It's very bad.
Also, hello!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Negotiate, the 9mm way!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Hey Eclectech
what have you done to the picture it's hard to tell what you've 'shopped :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:51, archived)
# My usual subtle self!
and hello!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:54, archived)
# I'm missing all your wonderful animals
especially the punk squirrels
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Aww, ta.
I have just noticed the challenge and contemplating spending a little of my wine soaked Friday night making a punk tarsier.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Now that will be wonderful
I'll look forward to that.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Cheeky.

She done made all the bums look bigger.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Oh yeah the cows have all got bigger bums
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Not this one then?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Shoot first...ask questions later.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha. Heya 'clec!
You've been mindpissing with our most promising new member ...so to speak.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Hey
Why isn't my target="_blank" working? It works in preview. M'eh.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:11, archived)
# hah!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)
# heh
splendid
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:05, archived)
# wotcha!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:16, archived)
# haha a woman with a gun...whatever next.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] that's no moon...
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Right in the kisser!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:50, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)
# WHY WON'T IT CACHE?
FUCK
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:48, archived)
# That's no multi-pawed Tarsier - oh wait yes it is!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:48, archived)
# He needs eye drops!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Enormous cockpiece.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)
# speak for yourself
is there supposed to be an image?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)
# WHERE'S THE FECKING MOAT!?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Yes? (please standby for technical difficulties)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:30, archived)
# This pic reminds me of Krtek..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpLVT_pxK3s

Have a click for the reminder.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:35, archived)
# ta :)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:45, archived)
# So massive a picture can't possibly hope to contain it..
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Hahahaha, subtle!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Mu that was cruel.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Why would you ruin it, you ruiner?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)
# I'm poorly and need to take out my frustration on somebody don't I
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Huh?
Actually, that's a much better subject line to screw up under than mine was.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:35, archived)
# They all claim they have an emormous cockpiece but on closer inspection there is nothing to see :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:45, archived)
# FUCK!
    PISS!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:30, archived)
# MOAT!!!!!
:)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:32, archived)
# ^ this Hahahaha
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Thanks!

Yours looks fine too.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Not long now...
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)
# DISCO!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Ha ha.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:14, archived)
# XD
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)
# I'm getting tired of all these Raoul Moat jokes
They're not even raoulmoatly funny
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)
# oh you terrible cunt
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Tamla Moatown was a good one
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)
# excellent!
am I alone in feeling a tad disappointed it didn't come to end around a castle?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:19, archived)
# ??
'I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!'
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# The guy with a surname Moat.
Hoped he would have been found around a castle? No?

now WAYBOA?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:32, archived)
# monty python and the holy grail
ps, i've got a tube girl tshirt
my son loves it (he's 4)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:33, archived)
# I saw one had been ordered.
Thank you.
Four year olds are the harshest critics so high praise indeed!

What you make of the quality?
Also, last time I heard you were looking for alternate employment, any joy?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:48, archived)
# quality is good, better than simialr i've purchased elsewhere
i have been very fortunate job-wise, i'm now dicking around in photoshop for money! :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Damn, good going!
*envies*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)
# bbc news 24 coverage has been ridiculous
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)
# He's a very naughty boy!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Y Fank U!
Not that tricky TBH, old ground for me now...
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:02, archived)
# <3 Tony
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha......
There's a thread just below.... that might suit you to a tee!!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# There's one called Tonibler
great
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Please help me name my new pet.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Steve Halliday.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Duncan Wollaston
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Dave Elrond
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Mr.Smith
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Greedy Dave
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Isiah
'Coz one eye's higher than the other *smirk*
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:59, archived)
# He's not overweight enough.
Also, shit appears to be going down in the Raoul Moat thingamy thing.

/Edit. Oh, so you knew that already. :-/
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I'm clicking I like this
because it's not a picture of that womans massive gob.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)
# christ those journalists are fucking vultures
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:03, archived)
# This endgame of Moat's reminds me of something..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFl3pWbfVX8

Possibly NSFW - contains liberal use of 'N' word within comedy context.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ummm... by which I mean, "Hahaha! I do hope the situation is resolved peacefully and the killer is brought to justice."

Phew.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Morris the Tarsier
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Greg Lemond
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Alan Manlove
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Willdenforce Wundlethedstride
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:01, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Tarquin McWednesday
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Terence Hughes
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:03, archived)
# hang on,
is it a boy or a girl?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:03, archived)
# You're only asking.....
So you know if you would or not ;-)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)
# nah, that's a given either way
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)
# You must be slacking.....
I presumed you already had!!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Have a look...I can't tell.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)
# What's the record for most-replies-to-a-post-on-b3ta
and are we going to shatter the record books?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)
# some way to go yet
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:17, archived)
# :D...wtf.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:19, archived)
# fatal attraction
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Woah!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Ruth Harrison
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:05, archived)
# it looks nothing like the Ruth Harrison i know
:~p
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Patricia DeWitt
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Suelumburry Triddletroth
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Leslie Fordham
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Carla Bethel
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Father Johnny Hellzapoppin
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Father Peewee Stairmaster
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Oh, you're good at this.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Father Spodo Komodo
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Mrs Doyle ftw!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Martial Arty Karate Carty Beef Curry and Chips
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Father Hiroshima Twinkie
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)
# nice.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Father Hairy Cakelinum
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Simon Belafonte
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Father Henry Bigbiggin
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)
# atomic
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# (taken)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Henrietta Quaid
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Maurice Barnfather
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Father of barns?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Jemima Racktouey
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Lord Mick Bellini
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Lord Fuck. (see below)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Carrie Wonchop
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Penny Chowder
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Corey Guidon
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Philip Green
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)
# no one else is trying
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:21, archived)
# B3tarsier
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:23, archived)
# That's the technical term.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Father Chewy Louie.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Yaha!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Red Melton
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Rory Gallaher
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Natasha Breedon
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Piotr Fonk
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# That's Fonked up.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I'd call him
Allen
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Neil Kildare
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Laura Dongle
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Betrand Farthingstonehaugh
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Harold Faltermeyer
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Cherry Harrisson
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Susan williams
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:29, archived)
# not workng here
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:34, archived)
# (a crazy-looking Southpark girl)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:37, archived)
# oh right
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Thomas Fink
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:29, archived)
# The I take pictures of myself in the mirror Thomas Fink?...I think not.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)
# what the fuck is wrong with people that they have to use a mirror to take pctures of themselves
it's not hard to turn the camera round, (unless you've got abnormally short arms)
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Blinky Bill
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Reginald Graham-Fellows
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Trevor Fitzwilliam
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Evan Quigley
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:31, archived)
# William Makepiece-Thackeray
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Armand Tamzarian
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Santos L. Halpar
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Gordon Juice
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Jonathan Onsk-Meakley
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Fanny Holder
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:37, archived)
# hmmmmmm
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Yasmin Martin
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Amadeus Cho.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I tried helping out too
But Micto has far too much vim for a man of my years to go toe-to-toe with.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:41, archived)
# I know what you mean.
Micto's probably an arcane sorcerer, which gives him an unfair advantage..
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)
# or just a massive saddo
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Paddy Quint
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Gavin Bluntstone.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Eduardo Suarez.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Ted Bovis
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Mary Lewis
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Johnny Phlegm.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Niall Haverty
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Tilbury Spammer.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Gary Thompson
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Tina Arena
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)
# paulo Hennesey
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Hugh Jpenis
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Engelbert Humperdinck
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Tyronne Viagra
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Victoria Sponge
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Ron Yellow
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Frank Sad
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:45, archived)
# do not google
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Baron von Bacon
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Rick Davis
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Jefferson Kibbles
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Dai Evans
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Paula Gillespie
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:53, archived)
# why the fuck am i doing this?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Not one WOO...fuck you guys!
:D;D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Father Todd Unctious
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I found the new Freebase while looking this up...
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Ah yes
Tom: Father?
Father Ted: Yes, Tom?
Tom: I've killed a man.
Father Ted: (nonchalantly) Did you, Tom? I'll have to talk to you about that later. I'm going to do an interview for the television!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Woo
:D
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:08, archived)
# :D yah right!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:16, archived)
# aye-aye-aye
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Cancerspastic
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Threeep
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Winner!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:11, archived)
[challenge entry] kwikendurtee
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Greed.
Y Dave?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)

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