Your going to need a bigger rocket!Ning Atomic -Ning b3ta!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 6:36,
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Fuuuwaaaaaaa!........................................................... o/
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 6:41,
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amazinggetting a s.t.a.l.k.e.r. vibe off this one
EDIT: although not anymore not that i realize he's flying upwards and not walking
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 6:46,
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EDIT: although not anymore not that i realize he's flying upwards and not walking
aye, see what i meanbut now you'll have to do a stalker one, with him wlaking with a sniper rifle slung over his shoulder
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 7:00,
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Some great pics on Google.I might just have to do one like these, but I'll have to paint it.
cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/03/stalcoshead.jpg
^... oh oh! ...^
(cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/03/stalcoshead.jpg
^... oh oh! ...^
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 7:03,
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gas masks and guns are always win, get crackingim off to bed, headache starting to kick in, nings
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 7:11,
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Got too many projects in the way, but will do.I'm off too...see ya's... o/
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 7:24,
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Nice!Reminds me of this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EXxMlIExpo
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EXxMlIExpo
Kris Fucking Kristofferson,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 7:32,
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Taaaake ooon meee...Nice animation work :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 11:38,
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!Brilliant.
Especially the widespread avoidance of eye contact.
(Especially the widespread avoidance of eye contact.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:59,
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I do love your drawsYour arts pretty nifty as well.
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arrangedletters,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:27,
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paybax r a bitchbut you won't get that song stuck in my head ...no way
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:17,
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Oh sweetheartI have other plans for you.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:18,
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NOT COOL, DUDE!(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:45,
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it got stuck in my headbut the DJ yoda version which I cannot find on youtube :(
( arrangedletters,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:30,
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This could be the straw that broke the camel's back!:)
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:26,
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Adoo doo doo...ada da da...is all I want to say to you.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 6:27,
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Having just watched an episode, I can confirm it's really good.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:09,
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I didn't like his voiceand it upset me that they talked in rhyme.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:11,
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The bloke doing the voice is a radio 1 extra DJ. Approved by the author of the original books. As was every aspect of the programme.And what? You're upset by children's stories being told in rhyme? Weren't you exposed to Spike Milligan, Edward Lear, Sesame Street as a kid?
And you cursed my family for 1000 generations last night, because I'd failed to pick up on a Radiohead reference?
Mofaha, I think you're objecting to some of the wrong things. Let's have a silly spat on a Guardian food blog one day soon!
In the meantime, laugh at my picture, y'sod.
(And you cursed my family for 1000 generations last night, because I'd failed to pick up on a Radiohead reference?
Mofaha, I think you're objecting to some of the wrong things. Let's have a silly spat on a Guardian food blog one day soon!
In the meantime, laugh at my picture, y'sod.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:23,
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HahahahaI just downloaded the album by the way. I need some time to let it sink in.
Yes, Spike Milligan, Edward Lear, Sesame Street! I've got lots of time for all three of those, particularly Spike (although I also had his book of manic-depressive poetry when I was a kid, I think it may have poisoned my mind a bit). He was a fucking genius though in my opinion.
But the kind of rhymey story delivery of Rastamouse reminds me too much of Rupert The Bear, which I hate for some reason, grrr.
Oh and no, let's not have a food fight on the Guardian website, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't understand at all. We'd just get a bunch of self-righteous indignation heaped on us :)
(Yes, Spike Milligan, Edward Lear, Sesame Street! I've got lots of time for all three of those, particularly Spike (although I also had his book of manic-depressive poetry when I was a kid, I think it may have poisoned my mind a bit). He was a fucking genius though in my opinion.
But the kind of rhymey story delivery of Rastamouse reminds me too much of Rupert The Bear, which I hate for some reason, grrr.
Oh and no, let's not have a food fight on the Guardian website, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't understand at all. We'd just get a bunch of self-righteous indignation heaped on us :)
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:46,
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As Serge Gainsbourg might once have said, "What is life without self-righteous indignation? It is like a car fuck in the rain without a policeman banging tiredly on the roof with his torch."Rhymes are good. Yes, even Rupert That Bear. I promise you this is true.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:59,
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"This lamp belongs in a museum!
If you've got more, I'd love to see 'em."
The fairy said: "Enough tedium!
That tool will split my perineum!"
(If you've got more, I'd love to see 'em."
The fairy said: "Enough tedium!
That tool will split my perineum!"
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 3:17,
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I coincidentally watched an episode of it this eveningand it really was delightful. I'd really love to have heard the meeting where they pitched it to the BBC execs, though.
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kingofpork is the king of pork,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:26,
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Unusually, CBBC's commissioner approached the author in this case. A serious case of "What's not to like?"Although reading the youtube comments shows some sorry idiots could find things not to like.
(And I know, reading youtube comments is bad for the soul, but it's easy to get sucked in)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:31,
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Yessome commenters on the Guardian site were complaining about racial stereotyping. Some of them had a problem with the use of patois. Seriously, what the fuck is up with people.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:55,
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One good thing about growing up in Brum was the reggae. It was part of the furniture.The extent of reggae bafflement I sometimes find outside the Brum bubble baffles me.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 3:09,
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I like the animationbut I didn't understand what they were saying most of the time. It seems to be in some strange foreign dialect/patois.
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finnbar has officially retired,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 8:18,
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I like it when lenny henry read the books on jackonory junior a few years back.Liking the style on the new animation as well, nice simple stories and not to busy for young ones.
Hs to explain to mrs thor that it was based of childrenss story books.
"callin' rasta mouse, callin' rasta mouse, come in rasta mouse, dis is president wesnleydale"
(Hs to explain to mrs thor that it was based of childrenss story books.
"callin' rasta mouse, callin' rasta mouse, come in rasta mouse, dis is president wesnleydale"
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 8:46,
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I think Rastamouse is excellentThe only thing I can see wrong with it is "everyting jus' keep gettin' teef up!" They should come up with some different storylines to remain "P.C" enough to continue.
Big up Easy Krew!! brrrap!
(Big up Easy Krew!! brrrap!
XLVII .uk,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 9:28,
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Me n my frend Ross doin a skips with da rainbow
doing commishuns for moneyz if you want
FIEND,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:11,
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you and ross need to put your wieners away when out in public PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:12,
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Vodkafiend and Ross...CBBC's answer to Gilbert and George.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:12,
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there can be only one survivor
Click for bigger (269 kb)
original www.b3ta.com/board/10336434
did a bit more on my cst clouring book project.
colour it in if you like.
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:06,
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Now I know what Survivor meant when they wrote "Eye of the Tiger". Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:09,
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It's my b3taday!I don't have access to my usual PC, so can't make a pic. So here's a pea...
It's binary countdown, btw.
(It's binary countdown, btw.
4Q just lurking,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:03,
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11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 LOL
happy b3taday
(happy b3taday
FIEND,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:12,
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Mmm......rachel riley's arse.
*rubs thighs*
(*rubs thighs*
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 8:48,
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(1+1) x (1+1+1) + 1
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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 11:43,
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that's not how I remember Teenage Mutant Hero Turtlesyes, Hero!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:58,
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this is fucked (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:10,
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I had good intentions but ran out of steam
that bastard coco has a new way to make profits
And to think I come home at the weekends to get away from the lab...I'm amazed at how many of the really bad food additives are still fine for use in Australia. We found tatrazine and sunset yellow make Mk 1 Borisette go bat-shit mental.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:49,
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I've just emailed Nestle's R&D dept to tell them about my very cheap, sustainable, organic way to turn milk brown.Frankly, I'm surprised no-one thought of it before, but I got the patent!
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:51,
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Pooflakes: coming to a shop near you! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:54,
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There was a bit of a hiccup initially, though: first time round I accidentally emailed their R&B dept. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:03,
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bowl o shiteThere's nothing like a good ole' fashioned bowl o shite to warm one's cockles in the morning.
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Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:54,
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Cockles can be warmed quite efficiently in the microwave, providing one remembers to remove the metal lid from the jar first.And if one doesn't mind having one's kitchen reek of vinegar for three months.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:56,
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this amuses me PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:48,
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I like the sexypigeons in the newsletter :D
http://sexypigeons.com/
Sexeh! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:38,
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they're being watched by the avian taliban and its collaborators
boris the spider,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:59,
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And one utterly incompetent sub-editor. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:04,
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He went to art school.So he's clearly a twat.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:11,
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am I the only one to notice that jesus has got his cock out?
check the original if you don't believe me
jesus is a cuntgoodnoght
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:58,
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I cannot approve of this comment moreWith a bit of god, the celestial psychopath
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:59,
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Will he forgive the pickpocket who's blatantly nabbing the wallet out of his back pocket? Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:47,
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Nah, that's Lassie, waiting to have a turn on his ass. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:55,
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Will Lassie, waiting to have a turn on his ass, forgive the pickpocket who's blatantly nabbing the wallet out of his back pocket? Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:00,
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Ah, good old reassuring science.I stand corrected.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:16,
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Useless, monochromatic, tiny-dicked cunts.At least they pull in a bit of funding for much better creatures.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:51,
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panas are cuntsi need sleep
bye bye
(bye bye
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:52,
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bastards I knew it
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:52,
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pandazzdid you know that pandazz are carnivores, and don't possess the genez to break up bamboo. However, they have some kind of simcity biotic relationshit with mediclorins in the tummy which gives them the billity to bust that shit up? Well they do.
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Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:52,
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man, i',m pissed Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:27,
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I've got a bottle of white wine chinese on the way(that's enough about my mai order bride though)
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:28,
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i am on my second bottttle of strongbow Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:30,
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You're so classyI had you down as a white lightening gal:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:31,
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fuxck that shitit tasts like battery acid
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:32,
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YeahTry carbon white. About 3% stronger and a litre more for the same price, I'm told.:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:37,
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they dont sell that hserethe drunks re danhgerous enough
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:39,
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i'll cut you you cunt Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:41,
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i'm nogt jade goody Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:49,
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"she stopped talking and then your honour..the defendant crouched and urinated over the war memorial"
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 3:31,
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strongbowfoosd can fuxck offf
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:31,
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not homemade stuffed crust pizzaoh no, that can only fuck off into MAH BELLY.
(,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:32,
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I ATE A BABY Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:32,
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i am drunk you cunt Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:34,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Film Aftermath"){kind=small}
Drinking and Driving had to end in tears sooner or later...........
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:14,
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A touch of T Cut and that'll buff out lovely Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:15,
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most of it is factory error...... tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:18,
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i'm glad i can't drive* continues boozing*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:17,
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Che Figaraedit: Oh it's a guava hahaha
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:13,
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pfffffffthat's prolly why it hasn't bin dun
I had no idea what the fuck a guava looked like either... :)
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Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:22,
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I had no idea what the fuck a guava looked like either... :)
che guava?i'd like to see you try this with a lychee
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:14,
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so is frogmella Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:27,
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Ha ha!Lovely work.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:14,
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you fucking overpass terrorist! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:18,
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Che was my only FP...(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:19,
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nice segue Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:21,
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I was trying to work out if the cock and balls configuration was pertinent to the pun.Turns out it wasn't.
(I only lurk and post very old pearoasts)
((I only lurk and post very old pearoasts)
brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:33,
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