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# Walking around a graveyard at night like you do and spotted this


It's sunday deal with it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Shit now I can't even blink or look away
/Dr Who Blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# This = True

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Great
that's me not sleeping tonight.

Mind if I post this on an urbex site
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# sure, go fer it
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# :D cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Similar experience in Copenhagen recently...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Wow
That statue kind of looks like Carey Mulligan (Sally Sparrow) as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I only ever find the odd ones
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# "Walking round a graveyard at night....like you do...."
...

Yes Mr Paul P...Like YOU do.
Tell me, can anyone confirm your whereabouts last night?
Did anyone see you entering or exiting the graveyard?
Can you tell me what you were wearing while in the graveyard and...*pushes photograph across desk* Have you ever seen this person before?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Pfft I have better places to hide stuffs
like in sewer processor units that would desolve a dead pig in two days... if you wanted too
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
# I'm suspending this interview because....
well frankly... because you are scaring me now!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# just saying I could
not that I would... or would I...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# DEAD BODIES FOUND IN GRAVEYARD

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Police seek next of kin
...and find them buried two plots along!!!! arrghhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Here, this doesn't deserve it's own thread, It's too seamy/samey/shity
He said "I'll be back"


Click for bigger... Why you would want to though, I don't know...(140 kb)
obligatory terminator post....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# He'll be back next week
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/the-end-of-the-world-again-2370936.html
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Woo!
Rapture here we come!
I think I'll pop round to my ex's and see if her heart explodes...

Got a feeling mine will go first though with all the shit i've posted here.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# The raptures cool
all the christians go to heaven and us heathens stay on earth, sounds like a sweet deal if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Satan and all his demons come to earth to fight us humans
It'll be like a real life World of Warcraft
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# not if you decided to follow satan
and I for one welcome our new cloven hoofed overlord
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I hate that game.....
Command and conquer would be better, Always fancied that Sonja bird.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Very nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# spooky
(herman:D, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin done?
(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some of this old rubbish


Click for bigger (49 kb)

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] keeping those star wars/ image challenge quotas

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# jesus in carbonite
looks like a concert going on there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# don't worry
they defrost him at easter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# we usually just have turkey and lamb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# heathen!
for easter it's choccy eggs or nowt
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# i'm 37 on saturday and i STILL get a choccy egg off my parents
i'm the only one out of 4 who gets a special egg. the others get mars eggs or somesuch, i get lovely dark chocolate eggy goodness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# chocolate is great
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# i want chocolate now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I'm 47 and I still get an easter egg off my sister,
in fact, is it easter yet? Jesus, you get back here now, I want my egg!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# so do i!
think i'll go to my mum's after smokey and the bandit, she's always got chocolate. i'll have to have a word with her about the cornettos though, she keeps buying the strawberry ones and i don't like those.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Mmm, bar of choccy in the cupboard, I'll have a few chunks while no one's looking

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# DAMN YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Hehehe
Beware the evils of the choccy cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Too late!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10572486
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Jesus Saved First!! Fuck you Lucas!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# jesus saved with natwest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# He used to but they charged him for use of the OverDraft
so he switched to the Co-op
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# co-op is shit
but it's better than waitrose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Waitrose is terrible for choice I'd need a second mortgage for some sliced ham
and their booze section sucks!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# went in there once
£2.75 for 4 pears. walked out again pretty sharpish.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# It not just the price but the customers kind of push past you as if you have no right to be in their store
I'm no chav but shopping in that place makes me feel so fucking underclass I want to mug them just for shits and giggles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# fuck, i know what you mean
i've got an aunt who suffers from a severe case of hyacinth bucket syndrome, she absolutely fucking LOVES waitrose!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Morrisons FTW
they have everything, it's easy to find, and it's a pleasure to shop there and you don't have to mug any customers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# i love their seafood selection pack
it costs £1 and every time mum goes to morrisons, she brings me some back. it's one of the great things about living alone, she thinks i can't cope and likes to buy me treats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Awww that's so sweet
my family aren't like that they don't give a shit if I'm coping or not - not exactly true we always went our own ways so I'm very comfortable in my own ways.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# it's a bit stifling at times, tbh
the other day she said "close your eyes and hold your hands out, i've got a surprise for you". so i did.
next minute, whack! bag of frozen prawns right in the face! she laughed her arse off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I love your mum hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# the woman has an evil sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Morrisons have the best in-store bakery (and hot food)
It takes a northerner to know how to properly cook pies (and chicken)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# their scones are lovely, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# So true their Crantock Traditional Cornish Pasties are superb
and their Steak Pies are all teh win.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# mmmm, pies
just had a call from my brother, seems it's my turn to go and make sunday dinner. they can wait till the bloody film's finished!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Now with added cgi angels.
Tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# re your last panel


(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# It's going to be a long hard winter.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha... ergh


Click for bigger (216 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# too fucking right it is
had to put my extra blanket on the bed last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Puff!
I had the window open and my feet sticking out from the end of the bed.

I'm double hard me, I once went to Newcastle and didn't wear a vest!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Were your nipples pointy though? That's the real test.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# i seriously dislike being cold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Brrr. I'm still holding off on turning on the heating
But I'm just tight that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# i probably should put the heating on
but i'm always cold these days, so i can't really tell if it's actually cold enough to warrant putting the heating on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# I can relate to that but I have gone with the lovely toasty home feeling
treat yourself you're probably worth it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Heh. Probably :p
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# hahahah fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Meanwhile at the Genius bar


Click for bigger (143 kb)
(ElGuido, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Nope
I haven't a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# have you tried sticking the link jpg code in
the image code like this ? ;)



+10 points for horizontal pixel goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:12, archived)
# How Wide???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)
# wider, man! wider!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] What would Jesus do?

Open a chain of Jesus Christ Superstores of course... and maybe a west end musical.
(naughty pea for compo)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well roll this out

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo pea thread?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Nice twist
Good lateral thinking when it comes to the thread title
(justin(e), Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] pfffft

this one didn't deserve it's own thread
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Sacrilarious
*Click*
(gijoel, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha
mental aceness (maceness)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] If those feet did, in ancient times
in ancient timeswalk upon Glastonbury's pastures green....


at least he wouldn't have gotten muddy.
(my first photoshoppery from a long time back therefore a proud pea for compo)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I think he'd have a crap showdown with the Old Testament
(ElGuido, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Great use of white space right there ^
'Ning ElGuido, 'ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Ning ElGuido...
I 'C' what you did there...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Putting a moustache on the Red C...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Sesame Street is digging deep.

Coulda been bigger I know I know.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
width=400 is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Just a thought should it be:
"Will let you shove your hand up my skirt and make my lips move for food"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I thought someone had changed my desktop for a moment then.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# A few suggestions yesterday....
'Kitty Fantastico' started the ball rolling with Tim Robbins and it has to be Angela Lansbury for tomorrow.
Then 'Drunken Miss pHotoshop Bitch' came up the rear with "Ey up Wobs" For tomorrow, please to do Oscar Wilde and Angela Lansbury.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)
# A few others I would like to throw in...
Martha Smith, Gary Kemp (i once did his brother) and stripy girl Brea Grant.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Gary Kemp looks like Gay Ritchie in this pic
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# did you make a susan wayland once?
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I don;t think so...
* Googles

O_O FTF!!!!

* Starts research for the 23rd June
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# You know:
for kids!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:21, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Oh you have a treat in store
if you haven't seen "The Hudsucker Proxy" (Tim Robbins) yet.
Not life changing, but good movie time.
If I explain what I said I'd spoil half of it for you (the humour is pretty dry).
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Oh, I See...
Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)
# I'm going to think of CDCs every time I watch Hudsucker, now.
I only requested Lansbury so I could post THIS .

(Mark Gatiss and Montgomery Clift tomorrow, please:) )
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)
# O_O
Would....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)
# No worries
but you're going to get a chuckle from a joke you didn't mean to tell :P
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Lovely work, Mr Bloke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Cheers,,,
Although Gary Kemp looks like a burn victim?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)
# bum victim?
*squints* oh
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:49, archived)
# No no. Wobs meant "bum"
that's why he looks so happy.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# It's my birthday tomorrow! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Send me a pic then...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Sent!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Helloooo
A good day for classic Hollywood stars tomorrow: Montgomery Clift, Jean Arthur, Rita Hayworth (in that order of preference if you don't get time for them all).
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Have a Seam Bunny:
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Awwww that's cute
can it be milked
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Thanks!
It does get nippy when you try though.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
# It's only fucking sunday


Which means I have a few days off work from tomorrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 5:59, archived)
# real photos ?


boringk
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 6:38, archived)
# ASPIES FOR FREEDOM
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 6:39, archived)
# REAL PHOTO SUNDAY - PLEASE GIVE MUCH LOVE




(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 6:49, archived)
# QUENCH YOUR THIRST
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 6:49, archived)
# WASH YOUR HAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 6:55, archived)
# REAL PHOTO SUNDAY CHALLENGE:
POST A PHOTO OF YOUR NASTY, DIRTY, NASTY FEET

GRAND PRIZE WINNER WILL RECEIVE:

* A CUSTOMIZED B#TA.COM/BOARD USERNAME
* A LOCK OF DOCTOR DYSLEXIA HAIR
* FIVE (5) STRAIGHT RAZORS
* FIVE SALT PACKETS
* SPECIAL COMIC BOOK w/ JOKES
* A COPY OF NINJABREAD MAN FOR THE NINTENDO WII

SUBMISSIONS WILL BE OVER BY MONDAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
PLEASE SPAZ D D FOR DETAILS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 7:03, archived)
# Sweet
I'm in work but my camera is in the car and I put on yesterdays grotty socks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 7:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10572622
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10572601
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)
# A Rick Perry administration might look somewhat familiar...

... in execution.
(luchador, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 3:26, archived)
# well, let's execute both of them and see
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Or



as they're all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 4:19, archived)
# Could be worse.
And he'll try hard to be so, given the chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 4:38, archived)
# i live in america. i want to commit suicide. i voted for darth vader.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 5:17, archived)
# north america, or south america
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 5:21, archived)
# the good one
where grugs are been outlawed
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 5:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 5:45, archived)
# whoah, nice! ...and sexxay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 5:51, archived)
# ABOLISH HETEROSEXUAL INTERCOURSE : FREE THE SLAVES - VOTE YES ON *87 - THE LOLITA ACT
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 6:01, archived)
# well what the fuckenstein do y'all want me to draw ?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 6:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# if you like John Pilger
www.abc.net.au/tv/bigideas/stories/2011/09/20/3320820.htm
He think there's absolutely no point who you vote for, both major parties are the same - whether in the US, UK or here in Oz. I tend to agree.
(mustyelbow tinkering at the hedges, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 5:33, archived)
# there is no point to vote
nobody even cares. there is no voice 4 me. tax the churches.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 5:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 6:02, archived)
# RPS -- just a fluffy self portrait
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 2:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 4:32, archived)
# all i see are dicks :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 4:46, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 4:50, archived)
# ...now here's some wanking material
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 4:59, archived)
# Well, it wasn't quick but it's certainly dirty
it wasn't quick but it's certainly dirtyand still it haunts me I think it always will too many nights I close my eyes and all I see are the rags hanging from her sacred centre violated by the jagged broken member of the ancient old one and the blood and the smell and the fearful agony in her eyes a window to a mind not yet too broken to know what happened to it



I never knew how out of practice I was.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# I think I broke the board
I also need to go to bed, to listen for the cockroaches and the caterpillars and the earwigs that crawl into your nostrils at night to lay eggs but these aren't earwig eggs they're conduits for the harbingers of the ancient one dark and distant and lofty and cruel he was banished before the first apemen peered fearfully at the growing vistas of savannah that consumed their homes but he loves us oh he loves us and he sends his creatures to bring us his love the barbs and the lies and the dripping spatter of viscous tarlike pleasure exuding from his glistening glans lethally toxic and excruciatingly deadly and you'll feel his hands dig into your sides as he grasps on and pushes himself in and you'll puncture, your skin rupturing blood pumping in startled scarlet fountains and his claws filthy and slimed with the excrement of aeons locked under, his claws they'll tear at your flesh as the barbs shred your insides and he'll pump and burst fire into you and you'll wish to die but he loves us and lies and keeps us alive and he lies and he lies and he lies
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)
# A prophecy that soon came true
I'm dying on the spot here so I actually am going to bed. A good night to B3ta, one and all.


Edit: I love the barbs all over his cock :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# They pierce the back of your throat and you first taste blood but soon after the tar boils and thickens and fills your stomach with the purest of evil.
You must drain the beast of his hatred for you thus sparing what is left of your god forsaken soul which has now turned black with the sins of the modern world.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
# And now here's Laura with the weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Thanks, Brad.
I felt a chill which was not of the hot autumn; for as we stalked out on the dark moor, we beheld around us the hellish moon-glitter of evil snows. Trackless, inexplicable snows, swept asunder in one direction only, where lay a gulf all the blacker for its glittering walls. The column seemed very thin indeed as it plodded dreamily into the gulf. I lingered behind, for the black rift in the green-litten snow was frightful, and I thought I had heard the reverberations of a disquieting wail as my companions vanished; but my power to linger was slight. As if beckoned by those who had gone before, I half-floated between the titanic snowdrifts, quivering and afraid, into the sightless vortex of the unimaginable.

Screamingly sentient, dumbly delirious, only the gods that were can tell. A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in hands that are not hands, and whirled blindly past ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid stars and make them flicker low. Beyond the worlds vague ghosts of monstrous things; half-seen columns of unsanctified temples that rest on nameless rocks beneath space and reach up to dizzy vacua above the spheres of light and darkness. And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods — the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is Nyarlathotep.

(by HP Lovecraft of course, not me)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:11, archived)
# That's all very well, but what about the pollen count?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Medium to low. Hay fever sufferers should avoid the Occult section of New England university libraries.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Thanks, now here's Tom with the denture report.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)
# Looks precarious, Tom. How are the markets reacting, Lori?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 2:09, archived)
# I love all of these, they are fantastically creative...
(Testicles just for you, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)
# I live for Boris's posts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 2:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)
# I'm gonna have to see 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown' very soon
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)
# They smell BLOOOOOODDDD!
ALSO: Lies
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)
# what are u trying to say
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 2:26, archived)
# It seemed to fit the
sequence
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 3:48, archived)
# I got inspired:

I always forget how fun that is.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 5:32, archived)
# I am exceptionally proud of what this thread became
A good job done by all
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Well you made me dust off my tablet.
Or in this case clean it. I did it (I am not kidding) with a drop of beer on tissue paper. Hence the quality of the results.
Cheers!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 8:58, archived)
# It looks fine to me :)
You should keep it cleaner and use it more often. Like cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:59, archived)
#
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Zalgo
He comes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Pan, not Zalgo!
Honestly, some people.

The first one of these was called "derivative tosh".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Nora found that the mop was more than adequate defence against the little buggers.
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Eee, baaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aa gum, Nora!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# are they all dead yet?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Hahaha
She looks quite happy about the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha! I`ll bet he has a right cheesy cock
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)
# It's actually surprisingly fragrant
with hints of sandalwood and fresh mown grass.

or so i heard.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 6:59, archived)
# Hahaha, good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:03, archived)
# You showed them!
Harder, hit those queer-eyed freaks harder!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)
# There is a god
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# and he has scary eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# fuck it, i'm going to bed with a book
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Impossible.
That talentless fuck ^^ still lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)
# I remember seeing him on one of the "Secret Policeman's Ball" shows
Jeremy Irons did a long speech about all the torture and stuff in the world; dead serious stuff and all, but a fuck sight more entertaining than Brand was!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)
# He slept in the bushes again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
# no, that was me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)
# That's you? Damn! That was some operation you had.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)
# hehehheh
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Goodnight...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)
# With a little swastika between the eyebrows
he would be a ringer for Charles Manson!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 6:33, archived)
# ....FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# not now, i'm tired
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# This is a truism.
I don't know what that means.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)
# that makes two of us
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Who is this fucking bear? I'm sick to the fucking cockend of hi... oh the guy with the face!
That is brilliant, though. Fuck my initial anger!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# freebear
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Being a bear makes him look Japanese
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# FUCKing bears! Life's not a party you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# HA-HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# fuck indeed...can I try?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Me and the missus were just watching Catchphrase, well good!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# it's miss hannigan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Miss Hannigan didn't have glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# she did
she just forgot to wear them because she was always pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# It's clearly Rob in his perm days
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# ^this
Hahahahahahh:D
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# of course!
i should have known!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Miss Hannigan was Rob?
Now that explains everything
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# especially the excessive boozing
speaking of which, just remembered i've got 3/4 of a bottle of wine in the kitchen.
now, do i drink it, or don't i?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# You could save it for a rainy day
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# *checks weather*
damn, dry as a bone.
still, this is the north west, shouldn't have to wait long.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Ha! First time for everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# with the possible exception of porcupine sex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# I was foolish enough to have a second go.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# not at all pleasant, i'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# She was pleasant enough.
Could hold her drink, liked a curry, covered in lethal spines. Never phoned me back after date two though. May have been something I said about her Dad. He was a bit racist, in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# that's never a good sign
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Spines or racism?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# racist spines
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Spracicm
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
# I've got half a bottle of Jura. A quarter bottle of Jura.
Am setle brl om Jrn.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I'll raise you a bottlerhfhjssssssssss
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# *boke*
hate whisky >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Then we will never kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Yes. I would have liked to make you do a wee boak.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# I'm out of booze except some dated baileys should I go for it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# smell it first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# It smells like Baileys
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# then go for it
all that'll have happened is that it may have got a bit stronger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Just had a sip then realised that the cream had started to seperate
I'm libel to be sick as a dog now lol or maybe not :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# eeewww
drink some milk, that might help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# my old history teacher
just posted a pic of himself with his new granddaughter on fb. haven't laid eyes on the man in 20 years, but he doesn't seem to have aged a day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# A bit like Alvin Stardust then
I've seen modern footage of him, looks identical to how he did in the 70s.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# it's just not fair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Drink it anyway
After the first glass you probably won't care anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Dangerous alcohol is dangerous but fun lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# yes it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Oh, crap. You're right. I smell like tomorrow's sick today!
Welcome to whisky world.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# never again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)
# It reminds me of a drinking game I was in, years ago
I suddenly couldn't stomach Baileys, found it too sickly sweet. The guy whose flat I was in recommended I switch to listerine. Didn't get very far I have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# he was clearly evil
i like his style!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# I remember he was very adamant that we finish the game
with one drink or another
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# sounds like me when i'm on a mission
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I've got both.
Let me just try mixing the twOOOOOOOARAARRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# it's my birthday in exactly one week
i've asked my brother for a blender. all the better for making daiquiris!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# You could have Blender today ;)
www.blender.org/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# this doesn't help me get daiquiris
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)
# You could render one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# too much like hard work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Also for removing "evidence"
I've had blender days too.
"Bones to pulp" was my foolish insistance.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# learn the lessons taugh us by john george haigh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Wife Smoothies?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# he wasn't married
but he was under the delusion that sulphuric acid would destroy bones completely. thanks to the foresight of his last victim, olive durand-deacon and his erroneous beliefs, he was caught, jailed and executed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# What?
The guy out of Duran Duran did what? Is this provable?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# i wish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# no idea if you noticed but i replied to your
query , below. About tablets and line.

(it's Zoot, on twitter btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# I've got the Graphic Tablet working now is that what you mean?
by uninstalling the Bamboo drivers and software.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# I can't find your twitter reply.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# not about drivers.
about how to get neat line.

b3ta.com/board/10572812

it's not done in one pass. it's always inked after sketching, either by hand (digitally) or by tools in a vector program.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Ah that's simply brilliant
thanks so much
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I can go into detail
if you like sometime, there are further tweaks and tips, plus doing it by hand whilst time-consuming, (although once you have many things down pat you simply assign it all to actions ) is so much more satisfying and creative.
But the basic trick is sketch it out rough. use the pen tool to create paths then ink the path with a brush set to do what you want ( narrow, broaden, fall off, mimic drying etc )
Just shout me on twitter if I can help.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)
# She is wearing a helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# arf
top bloke...used to love watching The Comedians back in the 70's....wall to wall rofl's :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I like how you missed out the guy with the red fucking massive shoulder padded "suit" jacket. Her specs looked reasonable. In comparison.
Riiiiiiiight!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Yay for catchphrase!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

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