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# He always wanted to be a rocker!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:46, archived)
# i poped in my pants
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Popea
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:07, archived)
# *grones*
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 5:45, archived)
# noel fielding on the left?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:23, archived)
# The Poached Eggs Benedict (the Pope)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:23, archived)
# typically we don't link to images here
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:24, archived)
# You're right and using the helpful "embed this photo" bit on the same page
The Poached Eggs Benedict (tweet @pibennett) on Twitpic

Ta daaaaa!

Sure it's a shitty thumbnail but what the hell.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:32, archived)
# i prefer mine Nevilled
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:45, archived)
# I couldn't remember how to put code here
without it disappearing.
So I gave up.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:46, archived)
# (the pope)
(the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:25, archived)
# There's a whale in the Thames?!
This reference may only work on b3tans of a certain age
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:33, archived)
# i'm of a certain age
aren't we all of a certain age?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:39, archived)
# certainly.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Er, I reckon someone has done a pope pic on here before.
I'm all poped out.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 2:20, archived)
# Something a bit less popey and more horse/cow-y
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:08, archived)
# On no, I've just seen this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10925886

Does that mean I am far to late to this bandwagon?

Been away from b3ta too long
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:11, archived)
# a touch late, yes. There have been quite a few nags.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:12, archived)
# How about this?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:15, archived)
# I'd forgotten how good Mystery Bob's version of that is:
www.mp3olimp.net/mystery-bob-i-love-horses/ (not sure he has it hosted himself any more)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:22, archived)
# I don't care if this kind of thing has been done
This is clearly better than most efforts
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 2:51, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:58, archived)
# It's either this or he's a kiddy fiddler!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:40, archived)
#
Probably both.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:06, archived)
# The Punissshhhhhhment issss Death!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Haha yay!
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 5:46, archived)
# Probably bin dun a million times.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:12, archived)
# Nope, the current count is only 623,897
: D
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:16, archived)
#
Good lord!
I just looked at my bio and it says I'm 33.
Where the hell has the last 5 years gone?!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Are you 33 in beta years
or in real years?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Loving the fact
that you need you b3ta bio to tell you this and not real world evidence.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:09, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:47, archived)
# I want to know why Tesco use such a high proportion of snow in their value products range.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:16, archived)
# I'm more worried about
The bits of string and saucepan.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:25, archived)
#
don't worry, its not string, its only tapeworms
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:29, archived)
# I like tapeworms.
It's nice to feel wanted.
 
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:33, archived)
# and the two bishops
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:41, archived)
# It may say snow on the box
but it's actually phlegm.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:55, archived)
# there's been one or two good uns....getting a bit tiresome now tbh
soz
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# (very tiresome - the whole horse thing)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Don't sweat it, man.
The Pope has launched, like, a squillion threads, today.
And he's not done, yet.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:20, archived)
# The Popes dead !!!!! ??????
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:27, archived)
# He won't be on The Pope 2014 calendar, and that's all I can tell you.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:30, archived)
# * grabs rosary beads
or rosemary
or what ever you call them..
* does 40 hail mary's
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:32, archived)
# I imagine he did more than 40 Heil Hitlers.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:51, archived)
# I recently saw a 2013 Pope John Paul II calendar.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but wow. I kind of doubt there being much demand for Benedict the however-many-th calendars, but I'm not really understanding the market on this one
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:34, archived)
# He's like Dr Who, everyone has their favourite.
(Tom Baker, in case you're interested)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:04, archived)
# I'd like to see one where
the horses have been photoshopped into cows.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Mmm. Meaty horse chunk lets.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:27, archived)
# has anyone seen Jeremy! recently?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Great minds, and all that.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:05, archived)
# I dont understand. Something to do with horses?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Some horses were recently found to be made of 60% Tesco Everyday Value Spaghetti Bolognese
Ugly, messy scenes at gymkhanas as riders struggle to control their partly-spaghetti steeds.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:00, archived)
# I prefer Spaghetti Viennese*


*Riding School Rejects
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Hail the new Pope!


He probably thinks he deserves it.

(Sorry Happy Toast, I'll stop popeing now)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:00, archived)
# And so it was that God spoke unto Tony...
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Peter Mandelson more likely,
actually I have him tipped as first Emperor of the European Union
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:06, archived)
# He's a time traveller.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# I made this a while back
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# his fairly recent conversion to catholicism makes so much more sense now!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Nah
He's looking for a sainthood.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:11, archived)
# What better way than becoming Pope first.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:14, archived)
# If it didn't work for the Borgias...
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:31, archived)
# imagine "confession"....he'll be there all fuckin' night..........

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Only God would be able
to conceive of the number of Hail Marys.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Guilt over illegal wars for his mate George.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Iron Man 3 is gonna be rubbish.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Easy mistake to make...
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Those poor, delicious animals.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:47, archived)
# It's complicated stuff!
I'm not sure that this will help any:


(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:50, archived)
# im gonna build a factory and make these some day
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Hypnotic
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:37, archived)
# I scoff at this premise.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:45, archived)
# A multi-coloured pea-pen?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Blowjob training device.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Work that prepuce!
Your stuff is always enjoyable. Keep it, er, up.
 
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Thanks! :]
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:13, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:31, archived)
# am I allowed to do this?
Kurm1s cocker
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Pope!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# nicely shopped!
...and a shameless pope repost from me:
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:17, archived)
# Let me in, Danny!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:20, archived)
# That's a LOT of shop, Cap'n!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Vote "Pope"!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:21, archived)
# nice shop
but I'm so bored of pope
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Why has this news not
ummonedsay chokedimay?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:43, archived)
# He exploded
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:13, archived)
# ...in an existential crisis.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Every cloud...
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Heard tell the course is haunted.
That's what some say.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:30, archived)
# I haven't seen Jeremy around these parts recently
Coincidence?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:44, archived)
# He who controls the spice...
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:17, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Now now, Simon, have you been shitting galaxies again?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:26, archived)
# They go right through him - he's got worms.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# "He shall know your ways as if born to them."
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:39, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
# LONG LIVE THE fireFIGHTERS!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Spicey!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Better than Melange Flakes.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Semen Fram?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:02, archived)
# This is excellent, Cap'n
 
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Thanks, man.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:53, archived)
# heheh
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:30, archived)
# A new career at the BBC?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:08, archived)
# needs more horse meat
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:09, archived)
#

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:12, archived)
# COME BACK IMCHOCKED all is forgiven
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:18, archived)
# Ton the Dopes?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:15, archived)
# Rocking the gold lamé.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:23, archived)
# hahaha
I heard the pope ate Jimmy Savile's underage horses thinking they were choirboys.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:00, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Where is Imchoked while all this pope is going on.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:12, archived)
# He's being ordained as we speak
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
#
being ordained wanking like a caged chimp
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Same shoes as Judy Garland but NOT GAY!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# In case anyone has had enough popelols, here's some chemistry


(Click on the pic for 1200 px version (277 kb))

One of a few designs for a journal front cover. It's a compound with a double-helix, it's yellow when dehydrated, green when damp and has a pattern the same as the trelliswork when you look down the helix.

Sorry for the lack of lols.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:06, archived)
# It's beautiful and true
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Thanks!
That's not water coming from the can - it's tears from the eye-watering price they charge to go on the front cover (luckily paid for by someone else).
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Animate it!
Very nicely :)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Doesn't work so well in print!
Cheers!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:24, archived)
# I don't know much science, but I know I like this.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Ta!
I was quite happy that it didn't take too long to do. Chances are that the others involved won't like it anyway.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Very pretty but possibly Zionist.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# One reason why I put more than one repitition on there.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:22, archived)
# There's always something out there...
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Oh PLEASE let this happen.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:55, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing.....

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:08, archived)
# BEEP.. BEEP.. BEEP
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
# haha!
I like the background things
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Lovely.
Unexpected high Tim in the bagging area.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:18, archived)
# :)

last day at work...
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:40, archived)
# that reads like stephen hawking laughing
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Hello, wizzer77.
Welcome to b3ta.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Ben Affleck in Argos
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:58, archived)
# ha!
that is a superb concept. It must be made to happen.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:59, archived)
# pffft!
I'm stuck on the train because of a damned fire along the line!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Ooh :(
Stay safe! :D
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:03, archived)
# s'ok,
I have my asbestos pance on.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top film.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop motion guy can't stop.

unable to stand up...kept shouting for Blu-tak.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# i thought that was going to be the dancing guy from the gay xchange advert while i was waiting for it to load :-)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# sorry to disapoint
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:35, archived)
# this is good. and silly
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:43, archived)
# page loaded as I fetched coffee...
at first glance I thought it was a Carradine death re-enactment
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:10, archived)
# This type of action man vacuum cleaning fall fashion will never catch on
Woo :D
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Hello
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:38, archived)
# seems quite large and thin
is it the picture book version for children?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
#
:)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)

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