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He always wanted to be a rocker!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:46,
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i poped in my pants
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:04,
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Popea
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:07,
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*grones*
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Tue 12 Feb 2013, 5:45,
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noel fielding on the left?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:23,
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The Poached Eggs Benedict (the Pope)
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pi bennett ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:23,
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typically we don't link to images here
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:24,
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You're right and using the helpful "embed this photo" bit on the same page
Ta daaaaa! Sure it's a shitty thumbnail but what the hell.
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:32,
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i prefer mine Nevilled
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:45,
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I couldn't remember how to put code here
without it disappearing. So I gave up.
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:46,
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(the pope)
(the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope) (the pope)
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:25,
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There's a whale in the Thames?!
This reference may only work on b3tans of a certain age
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:33,
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i'm of a certain age
aren't we all of a certain age?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:39,
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certainly.
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:42,
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Er, I reckon someone has done a pope pic on here before.
I'm all poped out.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:26,
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:51,
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Hahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 12 Feb 2013, 2:20,
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Something a bit less popey and more horse/cow-y
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:08,
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On no, I've just seen this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10925886 Does that mean I am far to late to this bandwagon?Been away from b3ta too long
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:11,
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a touch late, yes. There have been quite a few nags.
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barnesy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:12,
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How about this?
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:15,
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I'd forgotten how good Mystery Bob's version of that is:
www.mp3olimp.net/mystery-bob-i-love-horses/ (not sure he has it hosted himself any more)
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barnesy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:22,
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I don't care if this kind of thing has been done
This is clearly better than most efforts
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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease? ,
Tue 12 Feb 2013, 2:51,
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Down with this sort of thing!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:58,
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It's either this or he's a kiddy fiddler!
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anal bead corps ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:40,
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Probably both.
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anal bead corps ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:58,
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:06,
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The Punissshhhhhhment issss Death!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:18,
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Haha yay!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Tue 12 Feb 2013, 5:46,
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Probably bin dun a million times.
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G-Man-74 is reading last years news on ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:12,
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Nope, the current count is only 623,897
: D
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:16,
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Good lord! I just looked at my bio and it says I'm 33. Where the hell has the last 5 years gone?!
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G-Man-74 is reading last years news on ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:17,
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Are you 33 in beta years
or in real years?
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whelkboy is old now, you see ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:25,
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Loving the fact
that you need you b3ta bio to tell you this and not real world evidence.
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:09,
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^this
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:47,
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I want to know why Tesco use such a high proportion of snow in their value products range.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:16,
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I'm more worried about
The bits of string and saucepan.
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R... ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:25,
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don't worry, its not string, its only tapeworms
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I_am_B ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:29,
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I like tapeworms.
It's nice to feel wanted.
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R... ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:33,
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and the two bishops
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:41,
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It may say snow on the box
but it's actually phlegm.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:55,
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there's been one or two good uns....getting a bit tiresome now tbh
soz
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:17,
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(very tiresome - the whole horse thing)
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:55,
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Don't sweat it, man.
The Pope has launched, like, a squillion threads, today. And he's not done, yet.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:20,
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The Popes dead !!!!! ??????
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:27,
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He won't be on The Pope 2014 calendar, and that's all I can tell you.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:30,
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* grabs rosary beads
or rosemary or what ever you call them.. * does 40 hail mary's
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:32,
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I imagine he did more than 40 Heil Hitlers.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:51,
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I recently saw a 2013 Pope John Paul II calendar.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but wow. I kind of doubt there being much demand for Benedict the however-many-th calendars, but I'm not really understanding the market on this one
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barnesy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:34,
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He's like Dr Who, everyone has their favourite.
(Tom Baker, in case you're interested)
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:04,
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I'd like to see one where
the horses have been photoshopped into cows.
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whelkboy is old now, you see ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:25,
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Mmm. Meaty horse chunk lets.
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R... ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:27,
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has anyone seen Jeremy! recently?
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:36,
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Great minds, and all that.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:05,
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I dont understand. Something to do with horses?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:55,
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Some horses were recently found to be made of 60% Tesco Everyday Value Spaghetti Bolognese
Ugly, messy scenes at gymkhanas as riders struggle to control their partly-spaghetti steeds.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:00,
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I prefer Spaghetti Viennese*
*Riding School Rejects
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:14,
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Hail the new Pope!
He probably thinks he deserves it.(Sorry Happy Toast, I'll stop popeing now)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:00,
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And so it was that God spoke unto Tony...
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:05,
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Peter Mandelson more likely,
actually I have him tipped as first Emperor of the European Union
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:06,
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He's a time traveller.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:17,
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I made this a while back
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:44,
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his fairly recent conversion to catholicism makes so much more sense now!
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barnesy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:07,
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Nah
He's looking for a sainthood.
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:11,
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What better way than becoming Pope first.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:14,
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If it didn't work for the Borgias...
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xaer0mancer ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:31,
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imagine "confession"....he'll be there all fuckin' night..........
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:14,
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Only God would be able
to conceive of the number of Hail Marys.
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:18,
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Guilt over illegal wars for his mate George.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:18,
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Iron Man 3 is gonna be rubbish.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:19,
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Haha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:22,
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Easy mistake to make...
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beerMatt ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:36,
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Those poor, delicious animals.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:47,
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It's complicated stuff!
I'm not sure that this will help any:
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barnesy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:50,
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im gonna build a factory and make these some day
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kurm1s didn't exist until ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:34,
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Hypnotic
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beerMatt ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:37,
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I scoff at this premise.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:45,
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A multi-coloured pea-pen?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:13,
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Blowjob training device.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:25,
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Work that prepuce!
Your stuff is always enjoyable. Keep it, er, up.
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R... ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:32,
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Thanks! :]
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kurm1s didn't exist until ,
Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:13,
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Yes
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:24,
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:31,
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am I allowed to do this?
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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Pope!
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:15,
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nicely shopped!
...and a shameless pope repost from me:
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:17,
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Let me in, Danny!
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:20,
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That's a LOT of shop, Cap'n!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:22,
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Vote "Pope"!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:21,
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nice shop
but I'm so bored of pope
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:35,
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Why has this news not
ummonedsay chokedimay?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:43,
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He exploded
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:13,
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...in an existential crisis.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:24,
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Nicely done.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:25,
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Every cloud...
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Mickrick ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:40,
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Heard tell the course is haunted.
That's what some say.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:48,
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:12,
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:19,
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Haha
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:30,
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I haven't seen Jeremy around these parts recently
Coincidence?
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:44,
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He who controls the spice...
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:17,
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haha
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:19,
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Now now, Simon, have you been shitting galaxies again?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:26,
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They go right through him - he's got worms.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:35,
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"He shall know your ways as if born to them."
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:39,
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:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:16,
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LONG LIVE THE fireFIGHTERS!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:29,
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Spicey!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:47,
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Better than Melange Flakes.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:54,
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Semen Fram?
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:02,
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This is excellent, Cap'n
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R... ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:34,
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Thanks, man.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:53,
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heheh
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:30,
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A new career at the BBC?
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:08,
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needs more horse meat
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:09,
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bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:12,
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COME BACK IMCHOCKED all is forgiven
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:18,
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Ton the Dopes?
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:15,
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Rocking the gold lamé.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:23,
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hahaha
I heard the pope ate Jimmy Savile's underage horses thinking they were choirboys.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:00,
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Ahahahaha
Where is Imchoked while all this pope is going on.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:12,
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He's being ordained as we speak
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:15,
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being ordained wanking like a caged chimp
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:32,
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Same shoes as Judy Garland but NOT GAY!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:49,
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In case anyone has had enough popelols, here's some chemistry
(Click on the pic for 1200 px version (277 kb)) One of a few designs for a journal front cover. It's a compound with a double-helix, it's yellow when dehydrated, green when damp and has a pattern the same as the trelliswork when you look down the helix. Sorry for the lack of lols.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:06,
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It's beautiful and true
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:08,
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Thanks!
That's not water coming from the can - it's tears from the eye-watering price they charge to go on the front cover (luckily paid for by someone else).
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:25,
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Animate it!
Very nicely :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:18,
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Doesn't work so well in print!
Cheers!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:24,
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I don't know much science, but I know I like this.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:24,
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Ta!
I was quite happy that it didn't take too long to do. Chances are that the others involved won't like it anyway.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:25,
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Very pretty but possibly Zionist.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:14,
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One reason why I put more than one repitition on there.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:22,
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There's always something out there...
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producertom85 producertom ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:20,
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:42,
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Oh PLEASE let this happen.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:55,
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Down with this sort of thing.....
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:08,
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BEEP.. BEEP.. BEEP
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wizzer77 ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:06,
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haha!
I like the background things
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:12,
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Lovely.
Unexpected high Tim in the bagging area.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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:)
last day at work...
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:40,
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that reads like stephen hawking laughing
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:42,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:32,
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Hello, wizzer77.
Welcome to b3ta.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:32,
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Ben Affleck in Argos
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Ninj ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:58,
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ha!
that is a superb concept. It must be made to happen.
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:59,
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pffft!
I'm stuck on the train because of a damned fire along the line!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:01,
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Ooh :(
Stay safe! :D
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Ninj ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:03,
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s'ok,
I have my asbestos pance on.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:04,
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Hahaha!
Top film.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:33,
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Stop motion guy can't stop.
unable to stand up...kept shouting for Blu-tak.
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patella ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:44,
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i thought that was going to be the dancing guy from the gay xchange advert while i was waiting for it to load :-)
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:50,
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sorry to disapoint
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patella ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:35,
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this is good. and silly
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:43,
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page loaded as I fetched coffee...
at first glance I thought it was a Carradine death re-enactment
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:10,
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This type of action man vacuum cleaning fall fashion will never catch on
Woo :D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:16,
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Hello
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:38,
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seems quite large and thin
is it the picture book version for children?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:40,
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:)
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance. ,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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