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(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 4:57, archived)
# I'm glad that's not my starfish he's swiping at!
'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 9:25, archived)
# me too, i closed everything before i realised i'd cropped off a portion of sphincter
and i dont think its going to grow back..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 9:58, archived)
# Ouchie!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 10:23, archived)
# what if one of the claws snags on the edge?
I had that happen to me once ...cat got my eyelid OUCH!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 12:35, archived)
# a tiger? in africa?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 14:38, archived)
# yes!
I shot him in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas, I'll never know...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 16:36, archived)
# oh, I love this : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(notfunnydad, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:23, archived)
# Don't know the name but the face rings a bell o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:25, archived)
# A little late to the table...
My lame response to Clarkson's 'Fracas'.


P.S. We pronounce it 'frake-ass'.
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:06, archived)
# Fake arse
Like teh J Lo?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:18, archived)
# Oh, the munchies...

(patella, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 2:01, archived)
# Ah - YOUR response huh?
Not inspired by the package sent to him then?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 8:40, archived)
# POW!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 13:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:02, archived)
#
Cat tongue will do that to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:09, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:14, archived)
# Cat died of teh aids soon after :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:16, archived)
# Oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 14 Mar 2015, 0:49, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 0:24, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:31, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Cattyshack
(Alligator, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:23, archived)
# Ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:11, archived)
# It's in the hole!
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Cool For Cats........
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:11, archived)
# Ooh, bloody lovely job!
WOO indeed! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:17, archived)
# Sometimes you just gotta say, "what the fluff"
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:21, archived)
# lasict!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Grumpy Old Cat
(Alligator, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Posts, don't let Froggie know I'm still up! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:51, archived)
# :-O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:13, archived)
# Shiiiiiit!!!
Legs it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha that's great :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Ring...geddit?





(AdrianJ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:31, archived)
# Coz his eyez is round?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:31, archived)
# Nooooo, kitteh has been shot
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Really tenuous pearoast for compo...
...cause it's a big cat.
(AdrianJ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:39, archived)
# nasty
video nasty



likes
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Being prejudiced in my favour, I think this is very O.K.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:03, archived)
# Slut bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:04, archived)
# pffft!
dirty bitches
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:05, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:12, archived)
# woof
click
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
You loon!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:52, archived)
# Classic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
She ain't no lady !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:43, archived)
# One is
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] In The Heat of the Night 2

Edit. Not sure why Mr Tibbs as a cat's name was in my head. Now found it's the cat in 101 Dalmatians, (voiced by Eddie Izzard in 102 Dalmatians).
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:17, archived)
# Maybe 'Tabby' Tibbs sounds like a cat name to me too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:10, archived)
# Sound like a girls name to me!
*does sads*

Someone needs to put FP cat on a trekwars movie poster. Insta FP
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:16, archived)
# ha ha! Looks like you're getting better with that.
It's taking me forever to learn all of the properties of the materials.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:18, archived)
# This is now a TJ

My laptop almost explodes when I use it!
I also have no video capture thing a thing! I have to pause-screen grab- pause-screen grab.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:20, archived)
# GIFCAM.EXE is FREE!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:22, archived)
# I'm sure there is so much more to it.
I just can never be asked to read. Just finding out is so much more exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:23, archived)
# this WILL inspire...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqePeLF6vcA

...particularly www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nqePeLF6vcA#t=49
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:25, archived)
# Wow! I have to just pause it to say
I WANT TO DO THE CAT ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:27, archived)
# Snot then blood!
MIND = BLOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:33, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:28, archived)
#
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:03, archived)
# haha
you silly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:06, archived)
# you had a few of these if I remember rightly, at least one rob
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:11, archived)
# yeah...a lot of fun to play with :)
..he's become quite a meme ashally

probably the most 'shopped m3me eva

ceiling rob etc
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:20, archived)
# SQUEeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:07, archived)
# I totally haven't ever seen this before in my life ever
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:57, archived)
# kill it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:04, archived)
# This is delightful, every time.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:29, archived)
# Every time?
I DON'T FUCKING REPOST A LOT AT ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:32, archived)
# Duelling Farages....or something..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:36, archived)
# This has everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:40, archived)
#
majorleaguedreidel.com/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:32, archived)
# Oh my lord
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:34, archived)
# omg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:44, archived)
# what the
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:58, archived)
# Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:38, archived)
# WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:40, archived)
# It was acceptable in the 80s.
And the 20s.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:48, archived)
# TJ : Daevid Allen of Gong has died.
{:-(
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:28, archived)
# I have been listening to Camembert electrique again.
Sad to say, it's terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:04, archived)
# I always got the impression it was music played for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:37, archived)
# First post in years! *relurk*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:30, archived)
# tastes like shit though
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:20, archived)
# Stop licking him then
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:23, archived)
# it's like an addiction.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:32, archived)
# I once spent an afternoon squeegeeing out a warehouse that had filled with Marmite from a faulty storage tank. Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:50, archived)
# Yuck. Just yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:29, archived)
# It sets real quick. Then the flies descend.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:48, archived)
# jihadi john!
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(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:15, archived)
# about as much brain with it removed anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)
# NO
I love Ketie Hopkins
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:25, archived)
# If ever someone deserved his own medicine it's that wanker. Live, after the One Show.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:11, archived)
# b3ta newsletter 5 million and 12
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue655/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:55, archived)
# HT you clicked the wrong box again!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Purr...


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(AdrianJ, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:20, archived)
# :D top pun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe
bindun prolly
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] peas....







XD

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:03, archived)
# Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:30, archived)
# Simply capital, Sir. Capital.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] XD


(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:31, archived)
# Ooof.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)
# my favourite spang pic of all time
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)
# XD
www.b3ta.com/board/11139661
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, I am aware X-ray CT is the preferred term these days.


'Shopping a CAT scan of someone's head exploding is left as an exercise for the reader.
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] catness prefers a can opener
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:08, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:20, archived)
# Top silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] It's probably a bit early for him but I was bored...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:47, archived)
# *sits back and awaits FP*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:51, archived)
# :D
Sorry for posting on top of you :o
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:48, archived)
# No need to apologise - it's b3ta, it happens :)
It's not as if you wallpapered over the Cistine Chapel now is it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:52, archived)
# Ha, maybe not.
I'm just not really used to several new posts appearing within the same hour anymore.
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:57, archived)
# "Back in the day..."
You could post something at the top, go to make a cup of tea and by the time you got back it would have fallen off the bottom.

/old times kids today all fields grumble grumble blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:00, archived)
# GET OFF MY LAWN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:14, archived)
# Oi! I know your dad!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:15, archived)
# he knows your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:16, archived)
# AHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:23, archived)
# The cold dead eyes of a Kitten
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:09, archived)

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