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[challenge entry] Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:27, archived)
# coneheads?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:32, archived)
# Do you want me to turn over?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:39, archived)
# yes
then i can kick you in the bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:53, archived)
# If I had any
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:54, archived)
# no no no, your other bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:14, archived)
# ha, excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:16, archived)
# thnx
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:17, archived)
# Oof!
The punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:24, archived)
# Oh my!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:27, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:33, archived)
# die furrer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:06, archived)
# hail kitler
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:12, archived)
# and his tasty bit on the side, eva prawn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit catnip..."

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:13, archived)
# sorry didnt mean to post over you..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:15, archived)
# I have decided to forgive you.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] My first real challenge entry in quite a while.
The possibility of cat nipples really got my creative juices flowing

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:01, archived)
# cat norks
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:02, archived)
# oh, and YIFF YIFF GRR MEOW
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:08, archived)
# Yeah
Probably best leave it for a while again
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:02, archived)
# Can someone explain to me what the hell is PedroHin doing these days?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:03, archived)
# His account was hacked by some right fucking knob jockey
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:05, archived)
# I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:07, archived)
# Look at this shit!
www.b3ta.com/board/11139740
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:15, archived)
# I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:22, archived)
# He did this one too
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:31, archived)
# dramatic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:36, archived)
# So real.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this. It took an hour. Or maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:51, archived)
# I can't wait for the movie
When is it released blah blah...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
# hah!
catdog.wikia.com/wiki/CatDog_and_the_Great_Parent_Mystery
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:55, archived)
# Fuck sake. You was bloody waiting with that!
You just made that web page up
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:55, archived)
# I don't even know what code is
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:56, archived)
# Your not going to fix b3ta then? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:56, archived)
# I never got that shovel I requested.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
# Not needed. All he has to do is turn it off and back on again
The internet cunt fool
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:59, archived)
# That actually DID work with my work PC the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:01, archived)
# stunned
well played
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:03, archived)
# thank you kind sir
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Real photo
Taken down the gun barrel just before we sent Tiddles off to YourPetAsSalami.com
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:35, archived)
# I'd definitely try a cat salami.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:37, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:40, archived)
# we probably all already have
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:51, archived)
# That's why I don't eat Chinese food
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
#
food pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
# that as well
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:55, archived)
# You want another an hour later.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:10, archived)
# i'm pretty sure i've had horse
i love a good lasagna
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:01, archived)
# horse salami tastes quite alright
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:02, archived)
# how can you say 'neigh' to something like lasagne
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:04, archived)
# you can't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:09, archived)
# is that like a dog's lipstick?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:46, archived)
# not quite as knotty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:49, archived)
# ew D:
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:51, archived)
# but can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:52, archived)
# Newsletter subjlols thread
mash keypad now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:33, archived)
# Now with added fucklift
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:34, archived)
# not in a funny mood, soz
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:36, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson named as new host of Masterchef
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:39, archived)
# ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:15, archived)
# Terry Pratchett RIP
So long and thanks for all the fish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:40, archived)
# heathen
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:41, archived)
# Nigel Farage rebranding racism edition
free colour chart included
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:42, archived)
# almost as funny as that other newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:43, archived)
# farage denies racist stance, supporters leave in droves
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:44, archived)
# fannies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:45, archived)
# GET OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:47, archived)
# *raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:07, archived)
# Terry dies in racist 'fracas'
(You are not God. Fake and gay)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:47, archived)
# forgot to tick the box
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)
# It's cool
No one noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:49, archived)
# There's a check-box?
That's going to confound some pretty long-held theological viewpoints.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
# "press 1 for god, press 2 for satan, press 3 to delete b3ta"
we've all got these option haven't we?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)
# such newsletter. much laugh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:50, archived)
# Needs more elements
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:51, archived)
# such sad
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
# i can't keep up with you kids and your memes
did you see that thing with the blue & black dress yet?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
# That 'thing' is a person :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:58, archived)
# your mom?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:02, archived)
# She dieded before I was born :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:05, archived)
# Audrey 2 suspended from The Little Shop of Horrors following fracas.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:51, archived)
# Don't think of it as dying, think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:52, archived)
# qotw?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
# Pratchett Memorial Q4nobody Skull Icon Edition
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
# needs more FUCKLIFT
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
# OH FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:00, archived)
# Off
Off
Off
Off
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:04, archived)
# OED announces new dictionary definition of 'talent'
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:15, archived)
# the triskadekaphobia edition
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:15, archived)
# BBC: Raping Alan Yentob *would* be a sackable offence
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:16, archived)
# Rapping Alan Yentob would be sacked
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:24, archived)
# Arriving later and colder than a BBC dinner
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
# As punchy as a platter of cold meats
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:34, archived)
# no women, no kids, no cats
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:43, archived)
# a man of means by no means
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:45, archived)
# The Purrfessional
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Fluff finds a way
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:28, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:31, archived)
# its eyesight is based on motion, stay still!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:34, archived)
# Linesman needs a different colour spray

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fczqm1gA4v8
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)
# that'll show up when he puts his black dress on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:09, archived)
# Gold
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:13, archived)
# always believe in your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:19, archived)
# FUCKLIFTOFF
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:36, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Kat Winslet
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:48, archived)
# The cat faces I can handle.
It's the paws as arms in all these that freak me out a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)
# just imagine them as novelty gloves
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:02, archived)
# just try not to imagine those paws stroking Leonardo DiCaprio hairless balls, claws out
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry]

I understand fully that the Queen is the leopard
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:25, archived)
# Potty mouth
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:44, archived)
# Sorry
It's still early a. Close your eyes with my next post too!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Daaaawwww...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:12, archived)
# Final warning about your attention to detail lately Mr Ninj

HAPPY FRIDAY \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
Damn!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:54, archived)
# Fucking ruined the joke for me, Ninj. Wake up, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:45, archived)
# Picky as.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:52, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:13, archived)
# :-O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:15, archived)
# awww, Scratchy . . . FLEAS!
That white one is pure evil though
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:09, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] play with us... if you please...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:42, archived)
# nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:44, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:58, archived)
# ahahaha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:09, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:16, archived)
# That took me longer than it should have.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:20, archived)
# Great icon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:01, archived)
# tidy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:20, archived)
# haha
every friday, right on cue
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:10, archived)
# cat lolz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
# Rugby players holding babies.
'ning

It occurred to me last night the way they cradle the ball looks like...

Click for biggy

Click for biggy

Click for biggy
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)
# no drop kick?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:07, archived)
# Maybe later.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:10, archived)
# great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:12, archived)
# This is now 'a thing'
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:17, archived)
# Cracking stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:04, archived)
# haha, nice! :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:37, archived)
# It does too
Would make a good Sport Relief stunt? Get the baby to the buggy, Bugby? Are you listening BBC?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:13, archived)
# They are kinda busy at the moment in a meeting
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:16, archived)
# Remember...
You saw it here first! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:48, archived)
# that'll be turned into a tumblr
and then lifted on to buzzfeed soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
# And then...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:29, archived)
# You reckon?
I'm cool with that. I just wish I'd done a few more now.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:19, archived)
#
Rugbylol
(spankboy11 spanks boys. 11 of them, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 2:25, archived)
# As a Rugbyist
I approve .
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
[challenge entry] These are your names - Mr Blonde, Mr Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange and Mr. Pink


some of them are eye colours, mkay.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 2:48, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)
# haha
I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:11, archived)
# damnit! serves me right for not checking the popular page...
and it's a repost!

www.b3ta.com/board/10860553
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:45, archived)
# ah whoops
b3ta.com/board/11139652
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Nine..........
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 1:34, archived)
# haha
the names are great
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:14, archived)

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