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[challenge entry] commissioned by her glorious munificence, supreme leader may theresa

(ozof, Sun 7 May 2017, 0:06, archived)
# I for one think we could do with more North-Korea-style monuments over here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 May 2017, 9:07, archived)
# yeah! gormley's shite!
(ozof, Sun 7 May 2017, 10:57, archived)
# i live near the iron men
and can confirm that gormley is, indeed, shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:29, archived)
# The United Kingdom of England and Wales?
Why is there a map with Scotland applied?
See me after school.

Kids these days, geography, etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sun 7 May 2017, 10:37, archived)
# take a closer look at dprk's :)
(this is a rich seam for satire)
(ozof, Sun 7 May 2017, 10:51, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 6 May 2017, 20:54, archived)
# very good :)
(ozof, Sun 7 May 2017, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] in a heartbeat she would
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 May 2017, 20:43, archived)
# Hollywood or would they not

Make us all look bad like I know they had
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 May 2017, 9:08, archived)
# The Art Of The Deal

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 May 2017, 20:38, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 8 May 2017, 8:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 May 2017, 18:26, archived)
# Night in with a nice bottle of red?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 6 May 2017, 18:39, archived)
# Nice, quite Mignola-y, colours especially
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 May 2017, 18:51, archived)
# Nice:D
(herman:D, Sat 6 May 2017, 20:19, archived)
# {:-)
She's bats.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 6 May 2017, 20:43, archived)
# alright atomic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2017, 5:57, archived)
# ... does whatever a spidernun can
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 8 May 2017, 8:14, archived)
# *Downs tools. Gives up arting. Bows to superior skill*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 May 2017, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Half Price Sale Now On...

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 6 May 2017, 14:44, archived)
# appropriate
she's full of horseshit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 May 2017, 14:54, archived)
# Merry candles Smashy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 May 2017, 9:09, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:32, archived)
#
Big up yourself candle yesness Smash
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 7 May 2017, 9:22, archived)
# i know you're saying words, i just don't know what they mean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2017, 13:31, archived)
#
i have all the best words. the best.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 7 May 2017, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Times are hard for the Floating Yodas of Trafalgar Square
#MaysBritain #brexit



(Haroldsacks alright once you get to know me, 'til then PissOff, Sat 6 May 2017, 12:45, archived)
# strangle wank one does
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 6 May 2017, 13:09, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 May 2017, 13:10, archived)
# man
poor yoda
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 6 May 2017, 13:14, archived)
# I like this A LOT
What did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 6 May 2017, 13:38, archived)
# Fiverr
I had the idea but don't have the time or the talent to draw so I just described it to someone on Fiverr :-)
(Haroldsacks alright once you get to know me, 'til then PissOff, Sat 6 May 2017, 17:56, archived)
# ;)
/faq
(ozof, Sun 7 May 2017, 2:03, archived)
# Ha :D
(herman:D, Sat 6 May 2017, 14:43, archived)
#

(herman:D, Sat 6 May 2017, 14:46, archived)
# nice arts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 May 2017, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Old Landmark New Use
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 May 2017, 11:54, archived)
# ee eeeeeee
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 6 May 2017, 13:35, archived)
# And, if I might suggest, "Shamon".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 May 2017, 14:18, archived)
# spelt siomán i expect
(ozof, Sun 7 May 2017, 2:11, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 May 2017, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Won't? Or will?
1980s: British steel, telecoms, water, electricity, gas etc.
2017: Anyone fancy a bite of the NHS? Ah go on.

(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sat 6 May 2017, 11:26, archived)
# Spot on mate, nice work!
I wish I still had me car, I'd be blasting this wherever she went.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwnkFlVRCZc
(2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Sat 6 May 2017, 23:22, archived)
# Missed that first time round...
...but enjoyed it this time! Subtle critique at its finest.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Mon 8 May 2017, 15:15, archived)
# Nice
Made this one when she got in!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 May 2017, 12:50, archived)
# Nice!
Not to mention terrifying.
(I was sure it must have bindun, but also props for reminding me how awesome Spitting Image was back in the day!)
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Mon 8 May 2017, 15:18, archived)
# I used to have that very mask and wave a hankie from the back window of my schoolbus in Ireland
Her PR team have been moulding her into a maggie-clone for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 May 2017, 16:33, archived)
# Whoohoo! First FP!
The week of an *actual flipping newsletter* as well! My cup runneth over.
Thanks, Magic Donkey!
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Mon 8 May 2017, 15:20, archived)
# Trump on SNL
(in a van down by the river)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 May 2017, 10:44, archived)
# Yup, that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 6 May 2017, 14:16, archived)
# To be honest, if I had a Coke button, I'd dance like that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 May 2017, 16:55, archived)
# It's a matter of record that Chris Farley had such a button
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 May 2017, 19:56, archived)
# This is of no surprise to me, WHATSOEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 May 2017, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Monument to bacon--Central Pork
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 May 2017, 3:24, archived)
# that'll do, pig, that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 May 2017, 16:42, archived)
# That'll do . . .
as in THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 May 2017, 19:54, archived)
# 5/7
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 May 2017, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] If only we could vote Chuckle


Click for bigger (125 kb)
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 6 May 2017, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Lynton Crosby has a sophisticated approach to electioneering. Lynton Crosby has a sophisticated approach to electioneering. Lynton Crosby has a sophisticated approach to electioneering.
Apologies for the lack of anything even vaguely resembling genuine humour...
(1Hob, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:42, archived)
# Drill it into their heads.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 6 May 2017, 2:42, archived)
# Is that who I think it is?
Saw this child's t-shirt in Sainsbury's today and thought I recognised the hiding bears.

(I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 5 May 2017, 16:47, archived)
# Bit 4chan for B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 May 2017, 17:05, archived)
# naughty shop entry perhaps
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 May 2017, 17:58, archived)
# naughty shop entries are ok i think
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 5 May 2017, 20:55, archived)
# Nice!
It's like Where's Waldo

https://tuclothing.sainsburys.co.uk/p/Pattern-Tee-%283---14-years%29/131859051-MultiColoured
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 7 May 2017, 6:13, archived)
[challenge entry] "Do you think I'm over-doing the commoner look?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 May 2017, 16:40, archived)
# Not if Ray Bolger from "Oz" was a commoner
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 May 2017, 16:56, archived)
# Hehe
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 6 May 2017, 6:55, archived)
[challenge entry] 2015 European Surfing Champion
(Comic pas, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:47, archived)
# Assume the receiving position.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 6 May 2017, 2:43, archived)
# ok - here's a newsletter
don't hurt my feelings by saying it's shit

I enjoyed putting it together as there's really some high quality B3ta projects around what with Monkeon's game and CCC's Beatles thing.

Also JimmerUK doing the image that went everywhere and also the general election challenge.

Think it's good to round this up and celebrate it.

Yes we all know the site isn't what it was 10 years ago but that doesn't mean there isn't good stuff around - there is.

Long may all of you join in and try and make this place an interesting place to be a part of.

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue671/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:08, archived)
# this just makes me want to see a spherical goose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:14, archived)
# what's a 'newsletter'?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:30, archived)
# might be a bit before your time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:33, archived)
# The rest of the country is going down the toilet lets join them
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 5 May 2017, 16:01, archived)
# Do we have to go down the same toilet or can we use our own?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 5 May 2017, 16:05, archived)
# Whichever gets you to the Ministry of Magic
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 May 2017, 18:32, archived)
# Are you ok rob? Is everything alright?
Do we need to call someone?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 5 May 2017, 16:35, archived)
# Nah he's fine now, he was just off ill for a bit after he ate some dodgy ham.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 May 2017, 17:27, archived)
# Never touch the ham!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 May 2017, 18:32, archived)
# Not clicking that probably a virus
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 17:38, archived)
# eyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:27, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 6 May 2017, 2:43, archived)
# I AM 100% ON BOARD WITH THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 6 May 2017, 4:57, archived)
# Yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 6 May 2017, 13:09, archived)
# I fucking love b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 May 2017, 18:29, archived)
# It's shit
soz
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 6 May 2017, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] The Trinity House Han Solo Carbonite Memorial Obelisk - Portland.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:00, archived)
# that always makes me think
he's got his hands on someone's boobs and he's all like "ooooh yeah, baby"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:06, archived)

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