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[challenge entry] The future's bright, the future's...Apple?

future is historical right?
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 9:58, archived)
# smoooth!
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:18, archived)
# Not bad for paint hey?
:)
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 11:35, archived)
# Nope--you get a lot out of that program
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 11:40, archived)
# I meant 'not bad for Paint! Hey?'
jk I meant the program
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 12:36, archived)
# It's my bedtime and you are yanking my chain! :D
See you later on! Ta
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 14:01, archived)
# G'night
:)
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 14:18, archived)
# How do you like them apples?
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:33, archived)
# them napples?
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:43, archived)
# Sorry for late reply
I was wanking
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 11:37, archived)
# Press button to dispense.
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 17:23, archived)
# Yes. Yes it has.
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 5:34, archived)
# 5:34 on Saturday morning covered in white powder
yeah it's talc hmmmm
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 9:42, archived)
# skeptic ;p
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 9:45, archived)
# Oooh, respiratory disease in the making there
Talc is not good for the lungs.
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:22, archived)
# It's her only talent
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:29, archived)
# haha, WTF?
What's the story behind the pic?
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:29, archived)
# I didn't read beyond she was 'flour bombed;'
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:31, archived)
# haha
Poor Madonna :(
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:34, archived)
# What a waste of good flour
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 12:19, archived)
# In the interest of food conservation I would volunteer to lick it off 'er.
*That's my offer*
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 14:05, archived)
# As seen on "Boring TV Flops"
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 0:03, archived)
# 3 = ppb
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 3:49, archived)
# Any similarities here are purely wtf?
If 3=ppb, then b3ta=bppbta. QED
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 5:03, archived)
# FP on this?
(ok, Mods are drunk again)
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 5:05, archived)
# Thoroughly deserved :)
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 9:28, archived)
# thank you, Sire
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:32, archived)
# nice

(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 9:07, archived)
# hahah....is that what that stuff is called in UK?
cotton candy here
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 9:47, archived)
# I want a bear claw
Doughnut
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:12, archived)
# Would watch
and nap during.
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:25, archived)
# so, watch commercials then? ;p
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 18:27, archived)
# Just that little roll of ms paint
:)
(, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 23:40, archived)
# The Van Der Dooks of Hazzard failed in its first season :(
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:52, archived)
# click
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 23:38, archived)
# thanks, Twist!
(a Daisy Duke fan, perhaps)
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 0:05, archived)
# Steiner wins
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 0:15, archived)
# now, here's a RISser
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 5:07, archived)
# This explanation contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:07, archived)
# you do delight in circumlocution don't you ;p
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:26, archived)
# sorry

(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:31, archived)
# Q
I can't believe you have stooped so low!
:D
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:36, archived)
# hahaha
Once it's in there I just gotta get it out
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:43, archived)
# And sometimes you have to get a nurse to fish it out with forceps
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:46, archived)
# You and the forceps!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:30, archived)
# bindun ;)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:06, archived)
# IT'S NOT FOR RABBITS
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 20:19, archived)
# sorry, again
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:31, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 4:04, archived)
#
Beverly hills cod
it's ok..maybe
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 23:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I know I shouldn't, but I did laugh out loud
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:12, archived)
# CO-OP do a lovely bread called "ancient grains"
It's so seedy and ummm grainy and stuff, that you do a poo and it's all full of seeds IT'S BRILLIANT!!!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:33, archived)
# mmmMMMmmmmm
can't beat a Seedy shit!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:29, archived)
# yeah, made from the weekly floor sweepings
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 8:43, archived)
# Haha
The people who care...
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:56, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 20:45, archived)
# You're not sorry at all are you?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 20:59, archived)
# Not a bit
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:31, archived)
# so you lied to me? :(
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 0:28, archived)
# I always do
x
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:22, archived)
# Pfffft
That's a lie!
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 12:32, archived)
# Exactly
;)
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:13, archived)
# You've taken it too far!
Nice image though
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:35, archived)
# Excellent
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:13, archived)
# Sold.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:34, archived)
# my OCD is telling me there are three dots missing
...
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:12, archived)
# O.C.D.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:36, archived)
# THERE ARE FOUR DOTS.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 20:03, archived)
# Arrrrghhhhh
I have been up all night looking for the fourth :(
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 12:39, archived)
# Lost me? What have I missed?
Low poly brain kills trump?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:42, archived)
# It's the logo for that Cambridge Analickita, , err, ummm, Analytica
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:06, archived)
# Lost me?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:17, archived)
# Don't worry they know all about you and that's what matters :)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:39, archived)
# You are facebook
AICMFP
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh!

Not so much an alteration of the original image

More like a complete recreation this took far too long and is far too shit :(
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:29, archived)
# isn't medieval dead the tagline for army of darkness?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:39, archived)
# not sure
*googles*
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:41, archived)
# Nope
Taglines
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas
1 Man, 1 Million dead, The odds are just about even.
They move. They breathe. They suck.
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
How can you destroy an army that's already dead?
In an age of darkness, at a time of evil...When the world needed a hero, what it got was him.
Hello shebitch, this is my Booomstick
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:42, archived)
# pretty sure it says medieval dead on my dvd case
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:43, archived)
# yep, google shows a case that says Army of Darkness
the Medieval Dead
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:45, archived)
# ah man
bindun :(
2 hours wasted
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:46, archived)
# it still looks good
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:52, archived)
# ah thanks smash
*cheers up a bit*
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:54, archived)
# here ya go
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Have you been mixing those red and green herbs again tribs? ;)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:13, archived)
# Sundried tomato pesto and basil pesto are quite different things and should not be mixed
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:19, archived)
# That sounds like something a stoner would say!?
Munchies much?!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:21, archived)
# No, I just like pesto
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:46, archived)
# Oh I see
I apologise for my conclusion jumping
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:55, archived)
# How very dare you?
https://yesterday.uktv.co.uk/shows/medieval-dead/
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:03, archived)
# oooops soz
:D
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:05, archived)
# Lovely
:)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:45, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:06, archived)
# I like it!
And don't get discouraged--you learn something with every image you work on. And one man's shit is another man's shit too probably :P
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 8:45, archived)
# Wise words
:)
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Your country needs... bloody vertical hold!!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:59, archived)
# :D and rabbit ears that needed tweaking
(which may be illegal today)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:22, archived)
# it's good
but nothing today will amuse me as much as the phrase "apocalyptic chaos walrus"
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:27, archived)
# great album
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:01, archived)
# pleased to oblige
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:16, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:17, archived)
# :D
Notice that thread has a fairly good number of comments. Unlike the 'old days,' the best you see nowadays are a few grunts or smiley faces
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:28, archived)
# *grunts*
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:31, archived)
#
^
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:25, archived)
# a true minimalist
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:47, archived)
# gah!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:56, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:38, archived)
# hahah....45 messages in 8 years and one is a smiley face :D
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:49, archived)
# smiles and grunts
;)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:02, archived)
# yay! you guys can always be counted on to do the right thing
the right thing something
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:09, archived)
# hehe
nice
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:10, archived)
# S & Gs to you too :p
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:13, archived)
# Well I have learned something today
List means lean, well I never!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:42, archived)
# good--the day is not wasted then?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:55, archived)
# :-) lol
Grunts
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:37, archived)
# Trump introduces his new National Security Adviser, Michael Bolton
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:53, archived)
# all politicians should look like him
even females
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:57, archived)
# "Gives me something to hang onto."
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:19, archived)
# HAHAHA
Geppetto!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:11, archived)
# wut? no splinters?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:25, archived)
# That was the Ninja Turtles ya numpty
*grunts*
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:42, archived)
#
*smiley face*
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:43, archived)
# he's got wood
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:42, archived)
# Nice, I like the rockets
but those string shadows are way too thick ;)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:03, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:07, archived)
# decisions, decisions
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:45, archived)
# Left
Always left
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:49, archived)
# woof woof
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Where do I go for reverse cowgirl?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:53, archived)
# that's advanced training--requires a grammar school diploma ;p
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:02, archived)
# Your dreams?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I was expecting "on the bottom" or "underneath"
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:19, archived)
# *phhhht*
You said "bottom"!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:24, archived)
#
on in
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:44, archived)
# haha
Why the beehive?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:12, archived)
# Dog(gy) Beehiveour Classes
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:24, archived)
# They're creating quite a buzz!
Honey.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:34, archived)
# eh it was on the original sign.....something to do with Utah, the beehive state
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:36, archived)
# So long and thanks for all the fish...
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 7:46, archived)
# Apocalyptic Chaos Walrus is my joint third favourite Captain Beefheart album
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:19, archived)
#
John Bolton Donald Tusk
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:38, archived)
# Donald Tusks
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:02, archived)
# Wibble
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I say old chap, one rather ought to adorn gloves on such abhorrent appendages!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 6:45, archived)
# hahah--put that paint program through its paces! :D
Also, 'ave an old 2009 pea on me (Monarch and all that)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 7:59, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:15, archived)
# always worth a revisit: expressions on divers' faces
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=expressions+on+divers+faces&FORM=HDRSC2




(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:28, archived)
# No time to de-trunk
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:35, archived)
# the down side of instant laxatives
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:39, archived)
# Hahaha
You show that turd who's boss
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:38, archived)
# with explosive results ;p
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:40, archived)
# The toilet has detached from the floor :o
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:52, archived)
# you have an eye for shit house details ;p
with a downward extension of the canvas, there could be a rocket blast from the bottom of the stool
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Caning in it

(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 6:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 0:13, archived)
# fewer
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 0:16, archived)
# right, one fewer good mans
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 0:18, archived)
# a lesser man
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 1:14, archived)
# one more lesser man--more or less
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:58, archived)
# quality
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Twenty-three nineteen! We have a Twenty-three nineteen!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:05, archived)
# it's a fantastic photo
and he's a pretty amazing specimen
(, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:40, archived)
# Just one more?
beverlyhillsrobocop2
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 21:47, archived)
# Now you're just showing of your font skillzorz :)
WOO!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 21:49, archived)
# hee hee thanks
may contain pootling
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 21:52, archived)
# What you do with canines is not my concern.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:04, archived)
# brings a whole new meaning to the term
'dogging'
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:08, archived)
# What methods you use to brighten graphic elements is not my concern
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:14, archived)
# Just two more like this :D
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:24, archived)
# I fucked off the car idea
gave me a headache :(
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:30, archived)
# Murphy, it's you.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:24, archived)
# oh shit yeah
should have changed Eddie to Alex :(
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:30, archived)
# Go on then, deserves a click
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 23:32, archived)
# Awww fanks Barbs
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 23:41, archived)
# Fixed. The viewing public won't notice
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 20:04, archived)
# Hey Bert
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 21:35, archived)
# Whoah! My mind's ear heard that in Ernie's voice.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 21:49, archived)
# Impossible not to :)
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 21:53, archived)
# Uncanny!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 23:32, archived)
# Genius
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 23:43, archived)

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