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cute, definitely...

a good name for a band, possibly...

but having a small face had serious practical drawbacks, and they soon died out.

(nevermind, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)

please be the first to

bask in the glow of my new woo :o)

that's top!

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)

wonderful!

if rather odd!

(nevermind, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)

I know it I know it....

Falling to pieces?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)

got it in one!

well done :)

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)

Rockin!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)

Thats quite the afro

He must be very proud

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)

there a name for an animal gnops? I dunno...

Woo! I made the newsletter!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)

what is

a gnops?

(nevermind, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)

According to the dictionary

Gnops (GAH-nops) Noun Add Definition
1 the process of shrinking the facial features on a photograph, whilst leaving the head at its original size
Example:that's some nice gnops action
Example:gnnnn. gnnnnn. gnnnnn. GNNNOOOPPPPSSS!!
3 Gnops
Example:the reverse process of spong
4 Gnops the reverse process of spong

(HelpfulSeychellesPixie, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:07, archived)

very

helpful! ta.

(nevermind, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)

As taken from the b3ta dictionary of terms

which is here

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flibz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:14, archived)

Most excellent!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)

The corn on the cob rabbit cow insect was doomed from day one

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)

mmmm...

tasty!

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)

indeed...

that's a whole meal in one animal, that is...

(evening, by the way)

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)

the big fella has to eat

he just doesn't know when to stop...

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armitage shanks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)

thanks..... armitage shanks

that's great :)

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)

WHO IS KEYSER SOZE?

WHO IS ARMITAGE SHANKS?

(_, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)

who is

john galt?

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Or is it?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)

armitage...

are you a green day fan, or just a fan of toilets?

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SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)

toilets

definetley toilets. In fact green day is an anagram of dr gay nee. And I think you know what that means.

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armitage shanks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)

That

they all have gay knees with medical degrees?

(Dogsdinner, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)

eeny drag

would be another anagram... as would red ganey.

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armitage shanks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)

Would

"Really bad band that smell of poo and are really bad and smell" be another one?

(Dogsdinner, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)

yes

as would adolescent fuck wit mong kak faces.

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armitage shanks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)

But they're all in their

thirties

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:07, archived)

iron maiden

are mostly in their 40s... their drummer is 50 something... and they stil rock

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SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)

not them

the little irritating mongy gits that listen to them! you see - obvious what I'm on about. Like anyone is even reading this thread anymore.

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armitage shanks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:17, archived)

Pardon?

Eh?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)

Definetley

No one reading it now... I drink my own wee wee.

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armitage shanks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 20:07, archived)

the sultans of ping fc

had a song about armitage shanks too :)

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)

teeny monkey

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expf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)

that's

loverly that is

(Biscuitfairy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)

yay

cracking!

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rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)

i like that.

what a lovely monkey

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)

That's dismal.

No, no, it's very good.

(_, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)

The director thought that Honey's entrance wasn't sexy enough

(a bit late for a deleted scene, oh well)

By the way it's meant to be sand!

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)

sacrilege

and ewwww...

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)

why the hell

did I click that?
Ewwwwwww by the way

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)

why the hell

does it get turned into a link? ah the dot does it.

Still: FACT:She is too good a babe (when she doesn't talk) to be wasted like that.

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)

well

that just loaded my university's web page

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SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)

*shudders*

eurgh!

(Biscuitfairy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)

sick boy!

sand indeed! i seem to remember a story in the p*pbitch mailout about halle berry relieving herself in the sea when filming her scene for the new bond film...

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new_matt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)

A one

or a two ?

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flibz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)

a one as i recall, hang on i'l try and dig it out

[edit] hang on, are you some kind of weird fetishist? no? oh well.

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new_matt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)

Isn't everyone ?

Oh, hang on, thats the other messageboard

ahem

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flibz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)

damn, can't make it any smaller

I did try and get it down to size, but to no avail.

My stab at a bunny (a la the wire hoopy thing from yonks back [edit - points down at the ones right below!])

I know it kinda falls outside the comp regulations, but just to let you know i tried *sniff*

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expf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)

You do appreciate

that that is Oolong, the deceased Pixel Pancake Rabbit?

(_, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)

see

here

(_, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)

now i am...

..traumatised

(Biscuitfairy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)

I was unaware

of its name, but I hope I have paid homage to it with my attempt to reduce it to a minimum number of pixels.

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expf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)

yeek

i just checked out the link and that was really sad!

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expf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)

sorry to threadwaste

but there are a few of us going for a drink in kingston and all in the area are welcome

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raw-edge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:22, archived)

Arse,

I would've done, but I didn't know and I'm doing stuff now. Bum.

(tomsk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)

me too...

:( gotta dash home, change and go clubbing at perversion later.

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)

not to worry

its only likely to be a small group
me Flan Flinger Thorpe Dr Drink and whoever else turns up
but anyone else in the area just turn up to O'Neils tonight
I have a white T-Shirt on with the b3ta logo and what appears to be a fish hook through my eyebrow - easily spottable

all welcome

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raw-edge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)

FACT

we need to do something in North london again. Or around Hammersmith (but that's full of cnuts)

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)

BIGGER FACT

We need another official bash, on a Saturday, in London [or Oxford - since I live there ;)], since I missed em all so far and I am SO going to the next...

Spring Bash. Thats a good idea...

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flibz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)

ACK

totally, and stuff...

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)

yeah

i need to go to one toooooooooo

(Biscuitfairy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)

Oxford, eh?

Now there's an idea...

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Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)

nah

London. Up to 3 biped carbon based lifeforms could crash at my place (Finsbury Park), I make sure there won't be any mosque raid this time.

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)

Nah not really

Oxford works for me, since it's no effort, but there'd be more attendees for a London one methinks...

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flibz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)

If you walk down George Street now,

I could wave at you.

Hello!

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Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)

What u doing there ?

I live in garford rd, off linton (which is off course off banbury rd, before summertown)

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flibz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)

I'm at work

My office is on the top floor, and I have a wonderful view of the Cock and Camel.

mmmm....overpriced Stella...

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Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)

Reassuring

isn't it

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flibz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)

After a few pints

something seems to reassure me, anyway...

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Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)

very good idea...

...a saturday spring bash

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raw-edge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)

i would but

i have to pick the other half up from work at 9, so it's a bit of a waste of time going all the way out. you lot heading up to richmond for the 1st?

(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)

didn't know anything was going on then

...

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raw-edge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)

check the pub scheduler.

(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)

Fuck knows.

(tomsk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)

heh

superb!

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timothy claypole, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)

Eep!

Run for your lives!

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:22, archived)

a question...

...i have long been meaing to ask what is the name of the tune on your 'the button' animation? i heard it on an advert for a cd thats out at the moment, but i cant be bothered to buy said cd, :D i would be truely grateful to know please

(Biscuitfairy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)

Bodyrock

by Andy C and Shimon.

Should put a 'tunes' page up there really.

(tomsk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)

great tune that...

a bit played at this point but great nonetheless.

(Lurk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)

make it go "honk"

now

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)

seconded

oh yeah

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flibz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)

heehee

That is the funniest thing I have seen in weeks.

Wait, I have to go and look at it again....

*gigglesplutteretc*

(hiccup *cough*, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)

hahah

made me laugh out loud
nice one

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

im crap drawing small

but there's always some small minded racist idiots that pop up every now and then, so this one's for them...

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timothy claypole, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:12, archived)

think you may have your swastika round the wrong way.

I think so anyway, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

You stand corrected

images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=swastika

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

Really?

Buddhists! Buddhists! Buddhists! Out! Out! Out!

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Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)

I think you're right

it's supposed to be four 7's isn't it?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)

actually

I think it was supposed to be four runes... you know, those weird thingys. i dunno.

(majestic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)

Unless

he's trying to say that Vedic representations of sun deities are not welcome at b3ta, I think you're right

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Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)

round the wrong way

in my experience as a king of far right violence, it can be used either way round...

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timothy claypole, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

Mindless, pithecanthropoid wastes of good kidneys

Are noted for their careful attention to inconography, then?

I shall stop now.

[Edit: After careful consideration, this post makes no sense, as the Nazis did pay a lot of careful attention to it.

Please ignore, although the thought of lots of gurning thugs marching through Burnley and Oldham with their eternal allegiance to the Buddha tattooed on their foreheads does make me smils...]

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Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)

this aint scrabble kid

you can use words we all understand if you like?

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timothy claypole, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)

Sorry

I just like "pithecanthropoids". Imagine neanderthals without the social graces.

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Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

the traditional sanskrit swastika

went one way, and hitler turned it around and made it go the other way on purpose.
I forgot which is which.

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zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)

I would just like to point out that my comment earlier about

looking like a bnp member in no way reflects my beliefs merely my haircut

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)

it's not your hair-do mrbongo.....

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)

HAHAHAHA

If hitler did hawaiin? hmmm

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)

i'd like to see that

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)

Giraffe

Very very very VERY ....... QAT

(Quizbo, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

Silly Chicken

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)

anyone going to the Kingston drinks thing later?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)

just

me then.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

me....

and Flan and i think some others ...

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raw-edge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)

I would

if I weren't all the way across the Atlantic. My hover kitten just doesnt get good gas mileage.

(majestic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)

any one else know about this?

www.randomactsofcomedy.com/joke.php?n=62

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?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

RateMyKitten.com had him first.

Then he got famous.

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EvS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

what a sad

little site.

or maybe I'm the only one getting an onslaught of popups and even a ton of "fake" popups

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zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

It certainly does

Made my PC go completely spasticated. I can live without that sort of thing.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)

This

www.randomactsofcomedy.com/joke.php?n=64 cannot be real.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

eep

that's one fat bastard

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)

who ate all the fish?

who ate all the fish?
YOU FAT KITTY,
YOU FAT KITTY,
who ate all the fish?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:06, archived)

anyone seen that we made all the pies advert?

that is bloody marvalous
sooo good

(Alpen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:09, archived)

thats cant be real!

check out this shit!
students.vassar.edu/arschlegel/fingermonkey.jpg
students.vassar.edu/arschlegel/fingermonkeys

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?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:06, archived)

but it would be sooo cool

to have one. "Monkey in my pocket" or something...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

Pygmy Marmoset

www.primates.com/marmosets/pygmy-marmoset.jpg
fucksock they are real!

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?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

excellent pshop

material

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zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

yeah already at it

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?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:09, archived)

no hands has

sold out.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

oh fucksocks

my computer is broadcasting an IP

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

Oh no!

So That's why I keep being able to access the internet!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)

damn and blast

mine is too

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

extinction is extinct

when we have the money

(milkboy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)

The future's not Orange

Sorry if it's been done before

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

My housemate got one of them yesterday

It crashed twice by 11:00pm - FACT!

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bigdave, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

the people

that sold it to him must have fed it after midnight.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

Damn those Orange people!

I knew there was a reason I don't have one though.

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bigdave, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

maybe

it's because they're orange. Did you think about that?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

Oompahloompas (sp?)

are selling dody phones again?

(the_invisible_dog, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)

yay for them

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)

Yeah

they are shit.

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

haha

does it really use win?

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?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

Let's all laugh

at Monopolysoft...

www.theregister.co.uk/content/59/28857.html

(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)

It's mine!

In the voice of Dawn French

(the_invisible_dog, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

Having programmed

for the device, I can honestly say it's a bag of shite.

can I say that after signing an NDA?

It will only get worse aswell.

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Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

evening all...

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

ha ha

nice.

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

hahaha!

subtle!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

ooohhh

subtle

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SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

ha!

miiiiiiiiind piiiiiiiiiiiiiss!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

indeedy

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SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

Hats Off

Sir.

(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

woo

nice

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

Ow. My neck hurts.

You bastard.

Woo!

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EvS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

Your neck ?

You should see what I've done to my monitor...my X-wing fell off and everything !

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R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

Wow...

...your monitor has X-wings?

Coool!

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)

Mine has

Buddha

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EvS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

mine has

a fluffy, a dilbert strop, a black sheep and the bestest coffee mug ever:click click#2

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)

could someone explain

the daddy or chips joke?
it sounds local.

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zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

its an advert for Mc Caines

chips i think
little girl decides which she likes best daddy or chips
then daddy steals a chip and she says chips
there are others

(Alpen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)

It's from a TV advert...

...for oven chips.

I little girl asks her sister what she prefers - "Daddy or Chips".

Turns out that it's chips - YAY!

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)

Well yeah

Daddys all right...

But we're talking about chips here.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:04, archived)

Woo Yay to that sir

marvalous

(Alpen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

Spiralling oil prices

caused the Caterpillar Caterpillar to die out..

(Unununium, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

that is very

special.

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Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

Just like me

or so my mummy says.

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bigdave, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)

Gee

Knee
Arse

(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

wish I'd thought of that...

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bnt what, me worry?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

Like that,

a lot.

(tomsk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

The sponge penguin had problems diving

due to its super-absorbent coat and was unable to feed on its main diet of deep-sea whelks.

(plankton, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

ha ha!

like it.

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)

hahah

good one

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

Today, i was bored and penurious

And so the only remedy was to write an epic poem about a tortoise with no shell.

It is here, if anyone wants to see. And and suggestions as to what should happen next would be gratefully received...

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Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

And they'll be howling from the rooftops

Natt was right...

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EvS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

haha

9.39am and im still absolutely bolloxed!

guinness is good for u and red wine and lager and vodka...

(Harry Monk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

Silly Chicken

in so many ways.

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

no chicken just booze...

(Harry Monk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

s c

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Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

last night, me and a few

fellow b3tans decided we didn't much like
This lot because they mocked Pinter for using the word 'Pong', and generally for their american right wing stupidity.
the begining

Soon enough, they mocked us and b3ta

see
so we spammed them in a good old fashioned spam attack.
There were only about four of us.

We have now all been banned and our comments censored, although about half way down this page, where the first 'Sir Sand Goblin' post is, it is most amusing reading.
These guys just don't get a joke.

Read it, spam them, be good.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

a cunt in the hand of pinter

(doktored, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)

Or Clement Attlee

with a huge moustache on his chin...

(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

Is worth

two in the bush?

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Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

spamming isn't going to help

us or them.
i don't want those twonks on here spamming us.. please

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)

Or dont spam them

as that is a really REALLY daft idea.

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)

well no, not spam i suppose

more just voice your opinion.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

You shouldnt get so het up

Life is toooo short.

The world is full of opinions, as Dirty Harry says. Let them have theirs.

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

i just get wound up by these folk

who want to start a war.

i'm sorry :)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

Thats fine

just dont start a "war" between their web site and this one.

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

Anyway the "Pong" comment was funny.

They are just doing the same thing we do here, every day.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)

leave me out of it

Spam wars, not a pretty thing.
Oh well, time for pub

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Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

are you coming to kingston??

???

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raw-edge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)

Please...

no spam wars.

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EvS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)

read it anyway

it is a most interesting example of right wing american coherency.
Or something.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

No thanks...

I live here. I don't need anymore.

Everybody go watch Bowling For Columbine! Go!

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EvS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

Indeed

Brilliant brilliant film.

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

i read some of his books

i meant to go to see the fil-m, but ich habe keine geld.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

please don't spam them -

and especially not from b3ta - we don't want to start fights with people thanks.

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pep, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

oooh don't spoil my fun

please just post poetry, it's what they ask for :)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

you can do what you like

just please don't involve b3ta.

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pep, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

its

those pesky coppers... run!!!

had nuthin' to do with me, i can't make anything ryhme let alone spell the word

did anyone ever play cyberpunk the roleplaying game in the days of old? the first corporate war and all that from william gibson etc?

(doktored, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

not

all americans are right wing. Not all americans are mean/stupid.

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gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

Lots

are...

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EvS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

not really.

I'm off to work. bye : )

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gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

To be fair to Americans,

there are stupid cunts the world over. American ones just get in the news more.

(tomsk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)

i know

i know.

I have americans in my family.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

oh...... no

...too....many....crass.....responses....
...cant...choose...favourite....

pop

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wonko the sane, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

no, no, NO.

Please - just DON'T. Get over it and be a better person - and particularly don't try and link it to this site, you fool!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

i apologeeze

i think i got wound up.

sorreeee.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)

voicing opinions

to american bloggers? Come off it...

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)

Mmmmm pie *drool*

(Horus, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

Mmm, pie

That is very yay.

Recent conversation with Munt:

Human: Say "mmmm pie" please
Munt: Your polite style is very nice. "mmmm pie"

(flying_pasty, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

"Yes"

etc

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

HELP ME !!!!!!!!

HOWDA PUT PICIS ON THIS DAMN SITE
HELLLLLPPPPPP

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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)

When you post a message there is a link to the FAQs

under the message box or you could click here.

(HelpfulPeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)

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