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[challenge entry] quicky
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Has SHE been wormed?
If not, why not?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# radioactive
.
(funk hole, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# OOOOH!
Is that a wig then?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:50, archived)
# I was born ready
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 2 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# arf
i didn't even associate there for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:45, archived)
# that is just
sick....
(Teaseress, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# There's a Fatima Whitbread thing
going on there too....

*shudder*

It's all wrong, I say, ALLLL WRONG!
(n@man n@man, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# euuughh...
(RowdsterDelux, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:52, archived)
# ....and I'm sure i've seen that dress before too....
that _person_ looks uncannily like my uncle. I'm gonna vomit.
({|Ðí§¢ªRÐéÐ_Åñgël|}, Fri 2 May 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Looks like someone needs worming
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# brilliant!
i always love that denis norden clip with the welsh tenor and the sheepdog too, makes me piss myself every time
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# My dog, Cuddles, does that.
But round and round in a circle, leaving a poo-comma on my fine furnishings.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha
I shouldn't laugh

but I did
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Haven't you heard of Fabreeze?
It's marvellous.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# just don't spray it in a room with small pets
it has been known to kill parrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I love parrots.
But wouldn't like to be known as the Fabreeze Killer.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Well, its Febreeze really.
but i wouldn't spray it in my home. if it kills pets, it can't be too healthy for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:45, archived)
# But it's so good at getting rid of nasty niffs...
...and nasty pets.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# "Here likes Bob.
He died of slow poisoning over many years, but at least his house didn't have any lingering odours"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Ahem.
Febreeze.



/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Bless you for that...
...you anally retentive product obsessive!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Your dog, Cuddles, has worms.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# She shouldn't have.
I have had her wormed with plutonium several times by a fully qualified animal botherer.

I think she just likes doing it.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# furry muff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# You know, that's really strange?
I was thinking of what to do with Cuddles after she dies, and I was toying with the idea of having her turned into a muff. However, since seeing an advert on the interweb, I am considering having her freeze-dried and mounted.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Don't we all?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:45, archived)
# You are such an exhibitionist!
:)))
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:47, archived)
# i thought it was
something to do with impacted glands in the anus, rather than worms.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:52, archived)
# It isn't that.
I regularly empty her "love sacs", which is a hideous enough job as it is.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
thats fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I would like that to win the cheese and curry competition
Simply by dint of the fact it is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:38, archived)
# that is kind of gross and i wish it
wasn't making me laugh, but it really is, everytime I see it. Damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# this is the funniest thread
EVER
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# That so needs this :-
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Poo yay!?
....
(Punk-Ass, Fri 2 May 2003, 13:03, archived)
# After a 12 hour shift
it was a delight to be cheered up by that pic.Most woo,yay and houpla to you good sir
(Tivert, Fri 2 May 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Man fucking Animal
Jus take a look at this

www.fish.com/~tanais/tattoos/stag.html

You'll have to scroll down low.

Best Wishes

Johnny Rotten
(rotton76, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# lordy -
what an odd thing to post for your first one. Well, best wishes to you too sir.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# you're on particularly
pleasant form today.
It's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# heh heh - you make me sound like a
monster the rest of the time, which to be fair is probably not far off! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Alternatively, consider this threadjack:
"Curry and cheese"?

Hmmm. Are you going to get double points for paneer jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Roy Paneer?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Ding Ding!
Double points.

sorry - missed the thread below discussing exactly this issue.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# paintmash would be SO MUCH BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# It would also get
about 8 million entries
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 2 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# I'm with you
on this one. Paintmash would ROCK HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Doesn't really take much talent though
except the really creative people...
and there are some really good ones...

but think of all the paint cocks we'd get?

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# it would be great
stop being such a negative nancy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# maybe bananaman
should run a themed competition on paintmash
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:50, archived)
# On the friday afternoon
the board would look just like the wall in a nusery school classroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:54, archived)
# i did a really good paintmash of batman the other day
which people can see by clicking on this -> www.paintmash.co.uk/mike/blog/pics/batman.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:48, archived)
# goodness
that is quite good actually.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:52, archived)
# with the LIVE JAZZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Been done
www.paintmash.co.uk
b3ta simply couldn't handle a whole week of total paintmash action
(kryptik, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# *sigh*
i know of paintmash.co.uk. I've even done a bunch of pics for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:49, archived)
# if this is real then i love it
ok its probably still quite a laugh if it isnt
(funk hole, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# it is real
take a look at 'The Prehistory of Sex' by Tim Taylor
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1857025733/ref=sr_aps_books_1_2/026-8690368-6774844
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:47, archived)
#

'These are definitly my hands'
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
#
hahaha
i like these comical ali posts
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# yikes
The ali joke was long in coming....but it came
(funk hole, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# someone please do no hands
get it over with
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# hehe
graciemooooo... i love todays name change thingy
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# ahahahha
this is a great band wagon

or should that be Handwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Guess the musical

Better late than never! Assuming my new webspace is working...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# fiddler on the roof
woohoo
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Fiddler on the roof
?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# err...
|
|
|
v. nice!
(n@man n@man, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Careful
what you say though, careless fiddling costs webspace...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:38, archived)
# If I were a rich man
I'd buy you a whole bunch of webspace for you to carelessly fiddle in
(n@man n@man, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# fiddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle
diddle-diddle-doo
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# its not often i join a bandwagon
so feel honoured :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# hehehehehe
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# hahahaahaha
evil
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Now that's pure evil in the funniest sense!

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# hahahahahah
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# new Challenge
Curry and Cheese

Take these two delicious foodstuffs and sqeeeze them into song and movie titles: illustrate the lyrics, edit the cover art, whatever, just make sure you've got some spicy goodness or dairy heaven in there.

Christ knows what entries we'll get... Oh, and Cows only just came second. Close one.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# woohoo
its not cows
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# i think i'm going
to be ill
(martian, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# I used to have chicken curry with cheese from
the Manchester Uni Medical School canteen. It cost 99p. It was surprisingly nice, but nutritionally-suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# i used to get chips wi' gravy from the umist canteen
before the fuckers franchised it out.

MOO! COW! COW! COW! FURRY COW!
(martian, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# That was a nice picture of
some mutter panir before I upped the saturation :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# did you find that picture on t'interweb
Or did you create it yourself with the aid of said foodstuffs and your own digestive tract?
(kryptik, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Interweb
I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Oooh Curry Close-up
That's OK. Paneer is lovely - 100% of FACT!
(kryptik, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Woo!
This must be one the most obscure challenges yet. I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 2 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Its definetly a bit
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Bilbo
Bilbo, Bilbo baggins...

What a fine tune.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Someone said
they were going to copy the album for me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Never trust anyone
Who tells you they'll do something with a song...
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# er
hoping that wasn't me and you were being miffed?

I don't have a copy
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# muttar paneer!
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# What
the

hell?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Moosli
and
Mooshrooms
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Just plain weird
hopefully that will discourage some of the lazier entrants we get. it's going to be hard to post unshopped images that fit in with that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# PAINT. MASH.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Nobody's stopping you
As an aside, how would a paintmash challenge work? Without a theme, what's going to make the images funny (apart from the raw talent of the masher of course)?

Sell it to me...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# How surreal
I likey!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:49, archived)
# argh couldn't help myself
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
supoib!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Now that is pure class
in a glass
(funk hole, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Now that's just naughty.
But verr verr funny!

(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# i really like the anne widdecombe metronome for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# You!
Hell!


Now!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Can I smell
brimstone?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaah
you sick man
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# you bad bad
man
(martian, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha....
...Sorry tht wasn't loud enough..HAHAHAHAHA
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! thirty dirty birds, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# thanks for posting
the one with no handprints.... couldn't find the source image anywhere

;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:35, archived)
# satan


my huge contribution for today...
(spuriousmonkey, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Must...
Do something... EVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# This is the wierdest thing I've found in the last 2 minutes
Behold!
www.fiberglasscows.com
And just so's not a threadwaste, here's a repost of my first ever b3tan effort. *sniff!*


I must not be a repost whore X 50
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# does a repost whore
get paid to repost?
(RowdsterDelux, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# nice,
you know about www.cowparade.net?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Cheers!
They're comign to Dublin - www.cowparade.net/ireland/
It'll be like Cow day with real paint instead of potatoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# cool,
the ones in london were good
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# har
"Imagine this gorgeous Giraffe grazing in the trees in your very own back yard. It is so life-like you'll have to look twice to remind yourself it is not the real thing"
Because I'd expect to see giraffes in my garden.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Yes
7ft high shiny giraffes
(kryptik, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I have a crocodile in my garden
/100% FACT

okay, so it's a fibreglass one, about 4 ft long, but it's still a crocodile
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I'll repost a bandwagonette as well then
Stirling Moscow
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# ooohhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# niceeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Just what I always wanted!
Not only cows, but also
I'm quite disappointed that the giraffe, elephants, dinosaurs are not lifesize like the cow :(
(kryptik, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# 'The ultimate conversation piece'
-'Is that a life size fibreglass cow you have there?'
-'Why yes, yes it is'
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 2 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# I love the smell
of a bandwagon first thing in the morning :)


credit to Thirty dirty birds can't wait till sunday.... for the idea
(dognutz, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Oh yes!!
Woo yay!!!

and a big MOOOOOOOOO!
(n@man n@man, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# fuel economy?
wow this joke has some serious mileage
(funk hole, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# do you
think maybe he's santa as well?
I have prints on me roof like that on xmas morning


then , I do live in a carpark in town .
who knows
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Nice name
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 2 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# .

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
all these are great!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Hummingming bird
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Hail Ming!
Hail Ming!
Hail Ming!
Hail Ming!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Not at the moment it aint
a light shower is all I'd say it was
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Hot Hail
"I like to toy with them a while, before destroying them"
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# HAHA
I see you like that movie.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Release War Rocket Ajax
do not be alarmed, the cities weapons are being fired in honour of our glorious leader.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# That would be
Despatch War Rocket Ajax to bring back his body.
Wouldn't it..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# It's General Kala (gorgeous)
"What do you mean Flash Gordon's escaping? Open fire! All weapons! Dispatch War Rocket Ajax to bring back his body."

She dies in a blaze of glory, like the wicked witch of the west.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# not as nice as
dale arden.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# That was Melody Anderson, wasn't it?
She was very pretty. But I prefered Ornella Muti as wicked Princess Mingette.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# The is Flash Gordon
am flying blind on a hawkman rocket cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Freeze !
you bloody bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
You loony bird.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# All creatures will rejoice...
...on pain of death.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Are your men
taking the right pills?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Ming Scale 3.
:)
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Pathetic Earthlings.
:))
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# My god,
this chicks really turning me on.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# What was that
what did you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Ah! Who want's to live forever?

DDDIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!
(n@man n@man, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# HERO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# woo!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:16, archived)
# do you promis the love her always...
...until such time as you grow weary of her and want to blast her into space.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:16, archived)
# hurrah!
thats lovely
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# you am
de bestest ever
(martian, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# that's
fantadulous
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# He-Man + ManOwaR = He-ManOwaR !
First Post (forgive me)

I couldn't upload a smaller piccy so here's the link
(MnemoniXs, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Um
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:14, archived)
# yay to your first post -
not only have you managed to make a pic and host it - you managed to make a proper link to it!
Welcome.


edit - blimey - you took your time before your first post didn't you!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# I can see
you're impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:16, archived)
# well,
what we need is a little more love around here. I hate coming back and just seeing people post 'twat' at people. Helping them would be more use and less annoying to all in the long run.

/sermon.
edit - not that I actually helped, Mr Tichy was much better, so woo to him too.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# You are
wise as well as beutiful...and tall.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I am tall indeed.
Don't like it actually as I've always been a bit selfconcious. God's evil plan - make me ginger, and tall. great.

Mr P said the other day that he didn't realise you, were you at the party by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# I seem to recall babbling at him,
something about you being great and him already knowing that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# 50% of the people
I chatted to after the bash said they'd said something similar to him (moi aussi ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# bless you
both
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# But balanced
against lovely and smart and generally pretty damn cool, I don't think you need to worry ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# What he said.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Arrgh!
It's a tall ginger person love in - bastards always get served first in pubs...

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# actually -
you are right about getting served first. Plus i think barmen know what it's like when a ginger lady loses her temper. All hell breaks loose.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I went out with
a redheaded lady once. Arguments were, um, interesting ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# I'm a bit random with the peeople i argue with though
I'll fight anyone, all of the time, except the person I'm in a relationship with. Then I'm crap and don't say a word even if I'm pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:39, archived)
# you are only saying that
because you are also ginger and tall..

but mistress pep is stunningly lovely : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Yep
tall ginger people rock! 100% of FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# did you see the pic of you me and Mr P?
you and me look like brother and sister or something. (Witchy's photo)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Just saw it now!
Heh - you're right! We've even got the same smiles ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:38, archived)
# it's quite a nice pic
actually. hooray for our gorgeous selves ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Yay
us!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# yay!
bring on the love!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# love-in
Friday - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# *wuv woo*
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# you
got mail (to the styledeficit addy)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# fuck off, twat
or did i miss the point just now?
(martian, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# pep, pep
i'm wearing a suit. i don't know why this would be of interest to you. um...
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Is it a suit made out of a lady's skin?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# nah, i'm
a couple of kills away from that.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# use moss
or pete
(funk hole, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# phwooor you in a suit?
and a tiger face? Lordy - that is of great interest to me. Infact, it's made me smile for no apparant reason.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# i've had
the tiger face tattooed on now.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# hooray!
good job too, because it suited you.
Do you see what i did there?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# and on
that note i'm off. bye bye everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:21, archived)
# moodle
pip
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Wedding or
funeral?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# man from
salford in suit = the accused.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Ah,
court.
Plead insanity.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:21, archived)
# the accused
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# No idea
what this ManOwaR thing is, but woo for He-Man linkage type punnery!

Ijon's Obvious Tips 101: If you have a big image and a little image - make the big one smaller to make sure everything stays nice and sharp.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# a ManOwar
is a jellyfish innit?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# and ManUre
is what cows make. it's all becoming clear
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# only
In one religeon
(MnemoniXs, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# sorry?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# soz:
the jelly fish thing
(MnemoniXs, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Called Pablo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# you mean to say you don't own
"Battle Hymns" - now there was a stunning album (stunning in the sense of unconscious after listening that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Thanks
using upp valuble college resources is fun but now i must attend to my kitten, Bye
(MnemoniXs, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Endemol are getting desperately
short of ideas for BB4
(8-Ball, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahaha!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:13, archived)
# hahah
woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# wooooo
(RowdsterDelux, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Ten Bazillion Times
better than the real thing!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Especially
when it's served at the correct temperature
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Nice and subtle
Didn't see the label at first.
Can I get away with a blatant repost of my menage artois here?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# My favorite
A spit-roast fuelled by alcohol...
(funk hole, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# It's Gremlinem
(squirrelandgman, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Although I hate the jumped up little cock monkey
that is a good pic

MOO
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# MOO!
COW! COW! COW!
FURRY COW!
(martian, Fri 2 May 2003, 12:31, archived)

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