My pussy's all wet...oh wait, I don't have one anymore.

bloggity blog blog
(Kundalini wants his hand back (and an fp too, thanks), Sun 5 Sep 2004, 6:29, More)

Love Is...Gay


Well, somebody had to do one of these for the compo, so it might as well be me.
( roystead, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 5:31, More)

Mona Doctor Lisa
Tenuous relation to the compo, but what the hell:



Click for Timelordy Bigness

All that time travelling and you're bound to bugger about with the past.
( roystead, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 5:00, More)

Domo/Domi?


( Syncubus has been dealt lemons. Not bad with vodka. [GMT-5], Sun 5 Sep 2004, 3:32, More)

Iiiiiiiiiiin 3

And with that I bid you night night. And yes, thats cat deeleys body :o)
( Double 2 microwaved foods give you cancer!, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:42, More)

a show on at the Edinburgh Fringe this year

EDIT: was originally Manchester Girl... just so you know
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:37, More)

2nd competition post!

Cat refused to accept the reality of her early menopause, although her long term girlfriend Ling was always there for support.
( Double 2 microwaved foods give you cancer!, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:10, More)

Chavril Lavigne

/i couldn't help the Nazi symbol

Goodnight all!
( bloojam (formerly: Xeofox) Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 1:10, More)

Avril Lavigne: Sk8r Boi

( Or is it?, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 0:15, More)

This wasn't suprisingly that hard

(I Want Billy, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 0:00, More)

i just though jim davidson would look fetching...
with a pearl necklace

( eclectech, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 23:33, More)

Woo, my first ever competition entry

im still im still jenny from the block
used to have a fanny now I have a cock
Edit: and I've changed my name to geoff

the rest writes itself
( Double 2 microwaved foods give you cancer!, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 23:30, More)

Introducing...


Dame Edna Izzard.

Got really confused about who was which gender in the end and just gave up and did it anyway!
( enthusiastic amateur is less fat now it is, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 22:56, More)

Quick, dirty and oh so seamless

( nick the greek I look at your pants and I need a kiss, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 22:28, More)

aww

( SqueakyG, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 21:16, More)

eek

( SqueakyG, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 21:15, More)

Claire Tweeney
"Rear Of The Year – 2003" (read, 'arsehole')

I fookin' hate claire sweeney – she's an ugly dog and that's the bottom line, 'cos stone cold says so! dammit.
(josimarX, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 20:47, More)

sorry bout
this threadjack.. but I need to repost for the compo..

(radja, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 20:41, More)

(_Felix gave Postbear crabs, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 20:33, More)

Kate Hudson just started her testosterone injections...
...but she's already looking very cro-magnon.

( dogwelder, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 20:32, More)