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Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)
We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
click for answer
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, More)
Q: What's the difference betwen oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your whole week.
you have to say it out loud (and I know I can't animate)
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:34, More)
what's black and white and read all over?
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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 1:14, More)
Paedo-me-do
Apparently this joke is funny when you tell one person but not when you tell a group of people, at the bus stop, on pension day
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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:05, More)
Ground up
Bigger
First post. Blah.
EDIT: Oh, maybe I should post the origin. :P www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48115/
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:31, More)
I saw Steven Hawking at the bus stop the other day
I said here.. how u getting on?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 3:16, More)
It's not that sick but I think it's one of the funniest jokes...
CF-fooking huge
Joke thanks to Blue Phoenix
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 20:05, More)
Sick Joke Book Entry
Why did the Girl fall off the swing?
'cos she had noes arms!
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:45, More)
More dead babies to put you off lunch.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 dead baby
1 scoop strawberry ice cream
1 scoop chocolate ice cream
wafers (optional)
linky for biggy purposes
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:02, More)
Not really a joke, more a sick picture or two.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:21, More)
We're wide awake!
I can forsee some copyright problems with this.....
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Dr. trouser, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 8:33, More)
Had to get this out of my head
sorry for hugeness.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:31, More)
What's worse than having Michael Jackson babysit your children?
Click for bigger
Ian Huntley giving them a bath.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 19:16, More)
guess what i was up to at the weekend?? NSFW!
NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!
no you cant see the rest
unless you ask nicely
(, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:22, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
click for answer
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, More)
Q: What's the difference betwen oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your whole week.
you have to say it out loud (and I know I can't animate)
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:34, More)
what's black and white and read all over?
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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 1:14, More)
Paedo-me-do
Apparently this joke is funny when you tell one person but not when you tell a group of people, at the bus stop, on pension day
(
sock more tea vicar?, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:05, More)
Ground up
Bigger
First post. Blah.
EDIT: Oh, maybe I should post the origin. :P www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48115/
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:31, More)
I saw Steven Hawking at the bus stop the other day
I said here.. how u getting on?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 3:16, More)
It's not that sick but I think it's one of the funniest jokes...
CF-fooking huge
Joke thanks to Blue Phoenix
(
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 20:05, More)
Sick Joke Book Entry
Why did the Girl fall off the swing?
'cos she had noes arms!
(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:45, More)
More dead babies to put you off lunch.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 dead baby
1 scoop strawberry ice cream
1 scoop chocolate ice cream
wafers (optional)
linky for biggy purposes
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:02, More)
Not really a joke, more a sick picture or two.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:21, More)
We're wide awake!
I can forsee some copyright problems with this.....
(
Dr. trouser, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 8:33, More)
Had to get this out of my head
sorry for hugeness.
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:31, More)
What's worse than having Michael Jackson babysit your children?
Click for bigger
Ian Huntley giving them a bath.
(
Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 19:16, More)
guess what i was up to at the weekend?? NSFW!
NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!NSFW!
no you cant see the rest
unless you ask nicely
(, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:22, More)
