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Imagine Jesus solving the ordinary problems of the modern world. Getting a place on the tube, putting together an Ikea desk or trying to cook up a reasonable meal when there's bugger all in the fridge. What would Jesus do?
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rob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:14)
Contrary to popular myth, Jesus does in fact think he's Bono.
A surprising amount of legwork for a pretty shoddy punchline...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:34, More)
"He likes lambs" they'll say. "What a nice man" they'll say . . . THE FOOLS!
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Q4nobody, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:11, More)
He loved a hairdo, didn't mind tattoos, but never got used to piercings...
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Just off to the river for some, er, baptising. Yes, baptising, that's it...
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Jesus died so we could have renewable energy
Sorry, couldn't optimise it much smaller than this. I suck at optimising.
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Just found a few more in my back catalogue to add.
They fit the compo in so much as they are about Jesus.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:18, More)
Arf! I think he'd probably try to integrate with popular culture
1. Become a meme.
2. Marry a celebrity.
3. Pander to the masses.
4. And finally, when nobody remembers if you're alive or dead, try reality TV.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:08, More)
I imagine that He'd be treated pretty much the same now as then.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:07, More)
I think it's obvious what he'd be doing
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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:38, More)
Wonderful! A win for team Israel
have a roast (I'm still on holidays)
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:34, More)
What Would Jesus Do? (This challenge is now closed)Imagine Jesus solving the ordinary problems of the modern world. Getting a place on the tube, putting together an Ikea desk or trying to cook up a reasonable meal when there's bugger all in the fridge. What would Jesus do?
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rob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:14)
Contrary to popular myth, Jesus does in fact think he's Bono.
A surprising amount of legwork for a pretty shoddy punchline...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:34, More)
"He likes lambs" they'll say. "What a nice man" they'll say . . . THE FOOLS!
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Q4nobody, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:11, More)
He loved a hairdo, didn't mind tattoos, but never got used to piercings...
Click for bigger (157 kb)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:00, More)
Just off to the river for some, er, baptising. Yes, baptising, that's it...
Click for bigger (229 kb)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:21, More)
Jesus died so we could have renewable energy
Sorry, couldn't optimise it much smaller than this. I suck at optimising.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:14, More)
Just found a few more in my back catalogue to add.
They fit the compo in so much as they are about Jesus.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:18, More)
Arf! I think he'd probably try to integrate with popular culture
1. Become a meme.
2. Marry a celebrity.
3. Pander to the masses.
4. And finally, when nobody remembers if you're alive or dead, try reality TV.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:08, More)
I imagine that He'd be treated pretty much the same now as then.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:07, More)
I think it's obvious what he'd be doing
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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:38, More)
Wonderful! A win for team Israel
have a roast (I'm still on holidays)
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:34, More)
