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This is a link post 1 Pull Up Challenge Attempt I made this!
Morning B3TA. 10 weeks into training and have I finally managed to do a pull up? Spoiler: I haven't. I know brb will be cross but it's the beginning from the dead hang that feels nigh on impossible.

(, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Not the Nine O'Clock News on the death of Oswald Mosely
Plus ca change and all that.
(, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 1:13, Reply)
This is a link post I personally would not use the same words as this guy to describe this find
like 'super' or even 'car'. But if you like watching a guy work on the end result of decades of decay, and try to turn it back into a functional vehicle, you might like this.

It's going a lot quicker than Binky too...

He's up to episode 4 or 5 now, so you have some, but not too many, videos to watch to be up to date.

(, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 0:46, Reply)
This is a link post some old timers turning a fucking great rock into a millstone by hand
i clicked on this by accident then watched it all the way through, these old boys sure were grafters.

(, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 13:01, Reply)
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There's a quarry full of them that were just left just outside Hathersage.

They were mostly used in the Sheffield steel industry for grinding blades and knives. When the Sheffield Canal opened it became cheaper to import them from France that moving them the 10 or so miles to Sheffield

letsgopeakdistrict.co.uk/intriguing-millstones-of-the-peak-district/
(, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post There are a bunch at Cluther Rocks on the side of Kinder Scout.

(, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That what real men rolled down a steep hill
Before all this cheese nonsense
(, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 21:13, Reply)
This is a link post Uncle George talks...


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This is a link post DJ Food - O is for Orange
An hour-long audio-visual mix, of particular interest to fans of Boards of Canada...

(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice =)

(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that.

(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post Rodeo Terrorists - Bailo en el viento I made this!
So sorry we’ve been away for so long, but our creative juices ran a bit low so we’ve been concentrating on taking pictures of otters and flying gliders. Anyway we’ve entered this song into the Spanish 2026 Eurovision Song Contest, I think Terry Wogan will be suitably proud

Bailo en el viento


(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 8:11, Reply)
This is a link post Ladies and gentlemen.... we got him!
It took a lot of skill and smart work. Some people say the most important thing we did was opening a sheriff's office 248 years ago so he could just hand himself in but i think we're due a lot more credit than that and it was us what got him.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post My two absolute favourite pieces from this news conference:
'If you read this, you're gay'

and

'I'll see you in Valhalla'

What a fucking brilliantly weird time to be alive.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's unbelievable

(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Their purple prose just gives them away.

(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he being buried in the golf course then?
Because that’s the only way that I can see that happening.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Right next to Trump's first wife I assume.
(He buried her on a golf course as some sort of tax dodge.)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop trying to imply trump killed his wife because it's obviously didn't

(, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post what?

(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The police took credit for the suspect turning himself in.
"We got 'im," they said. It would have been more accurate to say "we have him (thanks to his father)."
(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post He's clearly not used to anything happening in his state at all
Most attention they've had since those gold plates came out of the hat
(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 12:43, Reply)
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And that happened in New York.
Typical of Utah to take the credit for other state's bullshit though.
(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The interesting thing about this to me
is that he turned himself in around 11pm in Utah, yet no one said a word to the press until Trump announced it in person on the Fox News sofa at 8am EST.
(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well that settles it, Mossad planned the whole thing.

(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post WTAFAYBOA?
Bit weird to jump from someone highlighting news suppression to blaming the Jews, but you do you I suppose.
(, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post WTFIABOA
is that every paranoid internet halfwit is claiming the Jews done Charlie Kirk. No need to get defensive, as I was making a joke and enjoying some banter with you.


My mistake was to assume you knew what was going on.
(, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you struck a nerve with mister definitely-not-mossad-no-YOU'RE-jumping-to-conclusions Wheresthefish
No i get you, 100% not mossad
(, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *wink*

(, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 17:16, Reply)
This is a link post A Wolfram music generator toy
I am Anna Meredith

WolframTones


(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Worse than Jazz From Hell

(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 19:40, Reply)
This is a link post Adam Buxton video I made I made this!


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This is a normal post fantastic work

(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers old bean

(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay
Seeing as Adam works exclusively with international rock stars these days, you must be doing well for yourself!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 18:27, Reply)
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yep, still alive, just about. I count that as doing well these days
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This is a normal post Good stuff

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This is a normal post tres bien !

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This is a normal post This was liked by me.
Also, CAAAAAAAAANDLEs!
(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post so good you get lighting effects

(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 5:32, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
didn't even realise it was my b3ta birthday, funny
(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!

(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!

(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles!

(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 21 happy flaming candles up your bum™

(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely to see yas, and happiest candles .

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This is a normal post Super

(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh! Happy candleday
see above
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This is a link post What?!


(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You're Gorgeous is also an unusual choice
Full album here
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Just because you CAN do something
doesn't mean you SHOULD do it.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I vaguely remember hearing Alvin and the Chipmunks songs
slowed back down to normal speed,
I wonder how terrible that album would be, given the same treatment
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:05, Reply)
This is a link post Searchable archive of In Our Time.
Also categorised by Dewey decimal code. Get some learning in you.
I’m currently learning a bit about bacteriophages while I do the washing up.

Explore the In Our Time archive


(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yes!
- Bragging rites!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 21:14, Reply)
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This is great but needs categorisation by the tea/coffee choices at the very end of the show
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 5:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth it
...to listen to Lord Bragg fail to understand any scientific topic and be mildly rude to academics.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 7:39, Reply)
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Wheezy chuckle
(, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 17:57, Reply)
This is a link post Fresh bbno$ NSFW

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 19:09, Reply)
This is a link post I've got this tune in my head now.
So I'm inflicting it on you lot.

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl2wnKP9YeI
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post Has some amusing moments
Cheeky Aussie making stuff go boom and ... stuff

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 3:11, Reply)
This is a normal post He did a thing

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post No that's the one with the feet

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post *cough*


Bevor Sie zu YouTube weitergehen


(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no - Charlie Kirk's been shot!

(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Sheen and Captain Kirk had a baby?

(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie X more like

(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ex-Charlie now apparently.
"I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment."
(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no - Charlie Kirk's dead!

(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the fash lower their lamppost flags to quarter mast.

(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd think they'd be a bit warier of lampposts really

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it's like crucifixes, they're making it a brand.
Needs more Clara and Benito.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The editing of that clip offends me.

(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The kids love it.
Easy to become distracted if the cut is any longer than a couple of seconds.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's some haircut.

(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post justification in itself

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 5:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well
Mind you, we only have Trump’s word that he’s dead, so he’s quite possibly still alive.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post He's the most alive

(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like you're cremating him then

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 3:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy b3taday, wheresthefish

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 5:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Having seen the raw footage.
That dude was dead before he fell off the stool. Arms went full tonic posture immediately. Guessing the bullet went through his brain stem. Nae chance.

Either an extremely lucky shot, or an extremely skillful shot.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF! wtf.? Happy ones to you.

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post candles!!

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Massive candles!

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 23 happy flaming candles up your bum™

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Candle hugs

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 22:14, Reply)
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Thoughts and prayers.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Tots n pears

(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I'd look at his Wikipedia page to see if I could find anything nice.
"In his senior year, Kirk created a campaign to reverse a price increase for cookies at his school."
So there is that.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post More proof that there's no such thing as 'pure evil'.

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post But that's SOCIALISM

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Kirk is dead? Yes!

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 5:23, Reply)
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The last place you want to be is in a country where the criminals/government are the only ones who can get access to guns. Bring back 20 paces and there will be a lot less twats like the cunt that killed Charlie out there.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, the UK's strict gun control measures clearly haven't worked at all.
The American approach really does make a compelling argument in favour of handing guns to any random fuckwit, doesn't it?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely
the thing I've always felt abou the UK is that there just aren't enough school shooting and gun-related murders. *rolls eyes*

Honestly, here in the UK we can't be trusted with flags and paint, let alone armour-piercing bullets and assault rifles.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Guess who…
"I think that we need a proper gun licensing system, which to a large extent I think we already have, and I think the ban on handguns is ludicrous."
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
unfortunately our' approach has led to state funded nonce / terrorist sympathising twat bags out in force in most major cities every weekend.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 10:46, Reply)
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Er... What?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t make eye contact

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post *Checks Daily Mail.
He's right, you know.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This is clearly a false flag post by Big /Links to make 'Huw Edwards' look reasonable

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, to play Devil's Advocate
Dunblane might have played out very, very differently if the children were armed.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 10:44, Reply)
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Dunblane was tragic, but should not have been an excuse to disarm the vast majority that are not total bellends. Maybe just arm the teachers for the time being until the year 6's have passed the glock proficiency test.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The vast majority of the UK public *are* total bellends, though.
The only countries where (relatively) liberal gun laws were working were Switzerland and Austria, and Austria has recently just made a good example of why even historically 'safe' civilian gun ownership can go tits up.

There's no good reason at all for handing guns willy nilly to civilians in population centres. It's a different story if you live in the Alaskan/Canadian wilderness and run a genuine risk of coming face to face with a grumpy 42+ stone ursine, but giving your average garden-variety fuckwits guns to protect themselves from other average garden-variety fuckwits with guns is a fucking ridiculous justification for public firearm ownership.

Fuck me, the majority of these absolute hee-haws embellishing lamp posts and mini roundabouts with the St George's Cross would probably qualify for gun ownership if the UK adopted the American system.

What benefits do you see from arming the general population of the UK? Who are we protecting ourselves from? Do you honestly think that the relaxation of gun laws in the UK would result in fewer gun deaths? Or even a reduction in violent deaths in general?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 11:22, Reply)
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They maybe majority bellends where you live, but I have a lot more faith in the people around me.

I don't have faith in any government, those spacktards ban ninja swords and want to remove the pointy bit from kitchen knives... like that's going to fucking solve anything.

Let them put up flags all they want if that's what floats their boats... the lefty twats have been putting up whatever flags they want for years without the councils having a meltdown. It would be a lot more fun to watch angry middle class guardian readers dodging bullets whilst up an arkwrights ladder trying to remove the type of flags they don't like.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post So your argument for sanctioning public gun ownership in the UK is 'It'd be cool'?
Do you find it difficult to go more than one day without consuming alcohol?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 18:52, Reply)
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The public can own guns in the UK Huw. I know a girl aged 27 who has a fuck off hunting rifle. We just don't let cunts like you have them because you'd go round fucking killing people with different opinions.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, nice try.
You don't know any girls.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Your sig has three paedophiles in it.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 5:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey, so it does!

(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 15:53, Reply)
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Anything would be better than we have now...

I very much doubt that version of society would tolerate people who openly mock a man who has just been murdered for saying some words.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post So you think if people say awful things online,
they deserve to be shot?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 21:03, Reply)
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Yes. They won't do it again.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know.
Turning Point might make an AI version of him.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The US government are properly armed
with enough nukes to eliminate life on earth several times over, more conventional explosives, guided missiles and the satellites and software to guide them wherever they want. And you think a civilian with an assault rifle can defend themselves against a tyranny armed like that? The argument made some sort of sense in the 18th C but not foe over 150 years.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post afghanistan/iraq insurgents didn't do too badly with rifle, rpgs and artillery shells

(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem is
that the people who really want to own assault rifles are exactly the same people that you don’t want to have access to assault rifles.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post How many deaths would be worth it?
Go on, give us a ballpark figure.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:12, Reply)
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250,000. So what now?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, as we don't have guns here in the UK
let's sharpen up those potato peelers and get to work!!!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Spurt

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Kroak
I already did Kark and Karked on other sections of this website
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody Hell!
You missed your candle day you belming knob jockey
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm such a stupid cunt

(, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It's what he would have wanted

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This is a link post The Lovely Mrs Wizard Paints the Origins of the Moon I made this!
On Mastodon, 'cause YT is enshittified.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, space
We're all in space, all the time, you know
(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I do.

(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 23:08, Reply)
This is a link post I for one welcome our new mushroom overlords...
Sorry, it's an Instagram link.

SB Media on Instagram: "Jon Ross and Andy Kidd, engineers and artists from the UK, have developed a system that lets mushrooms and plants play music through bionic arms. John, the visionary behind Bionic and the Wires, combines art, technology, and environmental thinking to create custom bionic arms that enable plants and fungi to produce music and visual art, challenging traditional human-centered notions of creativity by empowering non-human lifeforms to express themselves. Complementing this, Andy, a skilled electronic musician and live performer, transforms bio-signals from nature into immersive soundscapes using synthesizers and digital tools, bridging the organic and technological realms. Together, their innovative collaboration pushes the boundaries of art and redefines who (or what) can be an artist. Their project merges biology, robotics, and creativity, turning natural bioelectric signals into expressive performances and here’s how they describe it: “We connect bionic arms to mushrooms and plants so they can play music and be creative. Our art explores new ways of thinking about the natural world. All life create bio-electrical signals. Our equipment converts these into signals that are used to control the arms. Recent research suggests that fungi and plants exhibit surprising levels of intelligence, including decision-making, learning, memory and the ability to respond to sound waves.” --- 💡 Learn More: Bionic and The Wires https://bionicandthewires.com/ [Sources] (🎞 @bionicandthewires) (🎼 Mushroom) (✍️ Description) 1. Jon R. & Andy K. (2024) Bionic and The Wires. --- Follow @science.sbmedia to keep the curiosity alive! 🪐🔭 #BionicMusic #PlantNeurobiology #FungalIntelligence #Bioelectricity #BionicAndTheWires #LivingInstruments #OrganicTech #ScienceExplained #STEM #NatureAndMachines"


(, Tue 9 Sep 2025, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It'd probably be better music if a person, having a sense of sound, being aware of music theory, and human emotions, actually composed it.
A mate at uni did a similar thing with max/msp and some sensors looking at fish in a bowl. Someone seems to come up with a new take on this concept every couple of years or so.

It's kind of like a creative thing for a human to do, but not quite as creative as doing the thing they're trying to avoid (writing a fucking melody).
(, Tue 9 Sep 2025, 20:38, Reply)
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A rather Mycelium presentation and explanation to the link.
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This is a normal post Tittybiscuits

(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of all the biscuits

(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post fishcakes

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This is a link post Mainstream failure I made this!
och aye good to see the auld hood still looks the same. Hopefully still a few good cats aboot.

(, Tue 9 Sep 2025, 18:48, Reply)
This is a link post Cheeky little Spicer skit


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Utterly pitiful. Comedy really has been shit since wokeness. The idea was to make people laugh.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 6:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No, you're woke!

(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post would it cheer you up if I post a few Love Thy Neighbour clips?

(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 13:00, Reply)
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No, but I'd like some Bernard Manning if you're taking requests
(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do black people smell?
so the blind can hate them as well
*badoom-tish*
(, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 23:04, Reply)
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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The landlord says, "Wheredya get that?".
The parrot says "Africa, there's fookin millions of em".
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Bernard Manning jokes?
What's black and doesn't work?

Bernard Manning's liver.

Only funny when he was still alive.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 19:50, Reply)

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