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This is a link post My dear old mate and chum Matt did this and I think it's damn good


(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post How a parasitic ant tricks workers into killing their own queen
without using conventional social media
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 4:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeek, I clicked 'accept' on a Disney website
that's Disney now exempt from any liability or legal action no matter what they do to me in the future.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 18 Nov 2025, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Works both ways you know
- now you can fuck Mickey Mouse in the face with impunity
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post With putty?
don't you need something hard?
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post Where is the North/South/Midlands? I made this!
You can help find out by filling in this form and sharing with a load of people!
Reckon if I get a thousand or so responses I can make a pretty good map.
Currently at 43.
North or South


 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Easy. Anything north of Northampton is 'The North'. Anything south of Southampton is 'The South'. Anything between is 'The Midlands'.

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post So just the Isle of Wight then?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post And Cornwall
And a good chunk of Devon and Dorset
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Anything past edgeware and you've basically got a ferret down your trousers
I wouldn't even go to Watford unless I've had my shots and carrying plenty of bottled water
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I get a nosebleed when I go further than Zone 4
Fucking provinces. Urgh.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Zone 4?!
Only if one were to find oneself unfortunately impecunious.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work.
Soon we'll get these idiots handing over everything - just have to ask for things in separate "surveys".
Mother's maiden names next.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to put a "completely anonymous" disclaimer but thought it was a bit redundant
Maybe I should specify "first half of postcode" as that's fine
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Margaret Trousertron!
Next question please.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is this difficult to answer?
Presumably you just pick the most northerly and southerly latitudes of the mainland of England and apportion into thirds.

Or is there some convoluted method involving equally proportional areas of the mainland less rivers, lakes and any areas under foreign ownership?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post but it's thicker at the bottom

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Draw a rectangle centered on the vertical middle of the country, touching the border with Scotland at the top and the Southern coast at the bottom.
Divide this into thirds and use the boundary between the middle third and its neighbours as where north and south start/end, job done.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s difficult because Nottingham is as far north as the south goes.
And Leicester is as far south as the north goes.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Addenda, the borders will be delineated by a continuous low wall that may have to pass through homes, gardens etc

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
‘The North’ is everything north of the South Downs Way.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I refuse to use Google
so for that reason, I'm out.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The south starts at Macclesfield

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Which way does it go from there?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post South

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite easy to input nonsense into your form btw.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post of course
go ahead and write your nonsense, have a chuckle, I will delete it but if that's how you like to spend your time then who am i to stop you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post Peter Cook interview from 1985


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 1:26, Reply)
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A sketch in fact, and it's still not funny. If it were an interview it would also have been not funny, but unbearably awkward to boot. Peter Cook is either not funny, or not as funny as Dudley Moore.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 17 Nov 2025, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's almost like I deliberately set it up that way.

Anyway, I enjoyed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen Rory McGrath around Cambridge five times now
He's looking increasingly ruddy
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
He used to drink in the Cambridge Blue and is an utter cock.
 (carcrash, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Been in there quite a bit but never bumped into him.
I haven't spoken to him but of course he's a cock.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
The Town (not gown) people usually insult him on sight. I'm Mill Road / Romsey massive.
 (carcrash, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post We don't have a single pub in Barnwell so he probably doesn't come here

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 11:20, Reply)
This is a link post I opened London's First Egg Cup Shop I made this!
I pitched an egg cup manufacturer some spec designs, they actually went ahead and made me 50 cups, so I opened up London's first egg cup shop to sell them and raise money for a Fresh Start For Hens, an organisation that saves ex laying hens from the slaughterhouse, to rehome across England and Wales.
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post nice!

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thank you.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a chin up bar in the back?

(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not yet...but never say never.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post We rehome hens
Some of them are quite healthy looking, but some are in a right state. In hampshire one time, we got some that looked like they had been plucked ready for cooking. Took them a while to grow their feathers back. Sometimes, they have pre-existing health issues and don't last long. Sometimes you get a trooper who keeps going for ages. Always nice to give them a bit of open air, kale from the garden, and the odd worm we dig up.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
These were from a free range farm, so in a better condition than some of the caged hens they get. One of the volunteers said the caged ones tend to be pretty freaked out as they've never really seen daylight before which is pretty depressing. The volunteers tend to take any that are too poorly away, to nurse back to health, but sure some don't survive. Do you still keep chickens?
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 12:08, Reply)
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b3ta.com/questions/killedtodeath/post1480715
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Still have a couple
Just letting them live out their dotage then we might have a garden again for a while
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post good luck
i hope the business is your own initiative, nobody's egged you on
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a terribly punny yolk

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post No, we're not doing this

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post We shell see about that

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Chicken

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 18 Nov 2025, 20:25, Reply)
This is a link post Oldest street lights
including the joys of trying to get the public to fund anything
BBC Archive
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post +electric

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post True and possibly should have added in *insert correct region here*

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a lovely Streetlight Museum in Berlin's Tiergarten.
It's just a bunch of old streetlights from various teutonic regions and periods, with a little explanation plaque, lining a pathway through the park. Magical when the sun sets and they start to glow.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If like me you wondered where he was walking at the start then
www.google.com/maps/place/Clapham+cum+Newby/@54.1204292,-2.3911874,3a,75y,128.3h,77.27t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sy_gNX7k_QHJrI07TjKkHhg!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D12.72833244273194%26panoid%3Dy_gNX7k_QHJrI07TjKkHhg%26yaw%3D128.30354603963391!7i16384!8i8192!4m6!3m5!1s0x487c7910bed89f8b:0x27fb8f41e4362348!8m2!3d54.1151693!4d-2.4122463!16s%2Fm%2F05z_rsq?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTExMi4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

Wonder no more.
For no reason, I was looking at the state of the fence behind him and wondered what it looked like now, and it's the same except in a much better state.
Looks like nothing has changed there in 100 years except there's no street lighting at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder if the circular rusty fitting on the edge of the building above and to the left of the garage door might have held a lamp
Some sort of pipe/bar running up the wall to a bracket for attaching a cable above it.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post you can make a voluntary donation to the UK gov
not sure why this even exists..
Voluntary payments / donations to government


 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The date of publication might be a clue
The day after this
 (I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah boris Johnson. What a guy.
And yet somehow keir has markedly worse ratings than him.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post What this country needs is a bloody good plague.

(I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
We tried that. I don't think it helped.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't plaguey enough.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I’ll eat another bat.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently making patriotic gifts to the government has been a thing since Napoleonic times.
Someone with deep pockets attempted to set up a fund to pay off the national debt at one point.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_National_Fund
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the way!
Replace all taxation with this.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That concept would rely on rich people voluntarily altruistic.
It's worked in the past to an extent, but I'm not seeing the likes of Elon buying into it.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Or
Enough people actually wanting to pay for their government. True democracy. Not enough payments, things start shutting down, most useless first; then more payments come. Shut down useful things, get defunded.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post What. Like austerity?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 5:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Do I get an icon?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 2:59, Reply)
This is a link post The Flintstones 2000


(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 3:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome, there's clearly a need for the design and they damn well did it.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post chassis and steering makes perfect sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Efficient use of widely available materials and recycling too.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It saddens me that whenever I see something that looks completely mental
My mind now immediately goes to 'Real, or AI?'.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post We're really going to have to study every pixel of the trump and bill photo when it comes out

(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post No, my mental image is bad enough.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post If you can get around on 5 inch metal wheels
Then the roads are way better than the UK - you'd get stuck in a pothole in no time here!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Trump's American dream!

(Pompey Monkey, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Would

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 23:59, Reply)
This is a link post \o/


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post 25s in
and it gets a click

EDIT : Quick! That woman has just turned 40 and she is not married!
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post 2'40" is a trap
Anyone with cats know this
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it's a show of trust, not an invitation.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound like my wife

(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 11:18, Reply)
This is a link post Kitten Space Agency 1st public release
The 'spiritual successor' to Kerbal Space Program.
Free.
Not quite a game yet, but slightly more than a physics demo.
Requires you to sign up to 'Ahwoo' which looks like some kind of free game Steam alternative.



(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post If they go to LV426 I'm in.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post We just get an incomplete Sol system for now.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Are we sure the kittens aren't a lure? 'Ahwoo' sounds very werewolves of London.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post their distribution medium is wolf themed, the game is kitten themed and it only gets more confusing.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m struggling to contain my indifference
KSP felt like one of those ‘once in a generation’ games. KSA (not the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia) looks like a ‘me too’ rip off.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of original KSP coders and modders are working on KSA.
This is a team that bid on making the KSP sequel, lost, and kept going anyway. KSP2 was a reskin of KSP based on the same code on the same bugged out Unity engine. KSA uses a purpose built engine.

So no, I don't agree that it's a me too rip off.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Magnifique!
A lot of people in my world have been mourning his recent passing, but my journey into his music is beginning with this...
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Youtube says "cos you watched that, you will like this"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6T6suvnhco

Well done Youtube, that was good. I've still got that Deep Forest album
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis a classic
This is Father Christmas and his helpers on their summer holidays.
 (Sherbs, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Full film:
youtube.com/watch?v=X1-1HU7D1zg
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:58, Reply)
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lovely, thank you.
 (swank, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 23:42, Reply)
This is a link post Fast Car and Fast Drone
Great footage of how mad those cars are. I've skipped the engineering stuff, ain't got time for that
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post they often do these accelaration comparisons against F1 cars
but a pro drag racing car will get to 100mph about 4 times quicker than an F1, they have 10 time the horsepower and only need to go in a straight line. They might as well be comparing it to a Vauxhall Astra
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Even a motoGP bike will beat them in acceleration

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post they make this point in the first few minutes
That's why they do a whole lap
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post what, you're saying I have to watch it?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 4:32, Reply)
This is a normal post an it please you zirrr

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Just as well the Drone Pilot had a drink of Red Bull before the race
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post V cool
I assume he goes higher at the end of the straight to bleed off speed yet the camera stays on the car below. Is the nose cone clear and the camera can move?
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 12:39, Reply)
This is a link post Mr. Trump Goes To Heaven
Vic Berger
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This is really good
but disturbing.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Berger's Trump stuff tends to be that way.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Why no candles?
Did you blow them out?
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm
Maybe because i don't have an icon
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That scene makes me laugh like mad every time.
Happy B3rthday to you.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
Me too.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 20:33, Reply)
This is a link post Metal detecting Pinedo Beach
I keep going back to this channel for some reason.
I suppose it's to see what she finds.
(Sherbs, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that really is quite a Coastal Hunt.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You dirty fecker

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
reason thighs

Edit: As though the voyeurs viewers will notice what she finds.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now
birb might think you're a rapist
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to do a fair bit of metal detecting when i was younger.
I never found anything good though.
 (Sherbs, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Her technique isn't very good
Low and slow.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That is the tempo

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Firm grip though

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 0:41, Reply)
This is a link post Quiet music for reading, drawing or some light dusting. I made this!
I've compiled a selection of late-night ambient works recorded over the last year, and without wishing to sound immodest it's fucking lovely.

Other tracks can be listened to here, but you'll have to make your own visuals, my gumboots have sprung a leak so there won't be any filming for a while.

thesonsofsilence1.bandcamp.com/album/on-the-angus-calendar
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful stuff

(I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post Robots made for walking I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 12 Nov 2025, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post What is the point of making walking robots?
They can fly, they can crawl over the remains of buildings destroyed by bombs and earthquakes with caterpillar tracks, and they can survey the deepest ocean depths.

Walking seems a pretty inefficient objective. Did At-Ats and Scout Walkers teach nobody anything?
 (I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post and ed-209

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, good point.
Although the Chinese robot's shape does give a whopping great clue.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely on all fours would be ok then?

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post nearly broke a rib laughing at this!

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The Chinese one is an actual human in a suit. They do this constantly, and morons believe it's real.
"omg, China is so far ahead!" etc.
CCP "slopaganda".
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post If you search for the full video it shows them cutting the clothes off to reveal the inner workings... all one shot , no shenanigans
and loads of videos out there shot from different angles. Absolutely real as fuck.. and incredible
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Literally incredible.
All I've found is the one where they cut off some stuff below the knee of one leg, then the dance student amputee walks off stage. Is there a version where they show the head and torso?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you should all switch off the Internet and go outside to interact with actual people.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you should worry more about fake robots.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry you just have to chop BOTH their legs off and you know for sure which they are
Can get awkward though in some circumstances
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a zip running up the entire length of the costume, they could have used that to show the whole thing
but we got some Paul Daniels Magic Show shit instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds pretty niche, amputee robot impersonator pr0n.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post China does it all the time.
It's a con to lure in stupid investors. They do it in all sectors - especially building projects. They have entire towns and cities of empty shell buildings made from the weakest, cheapest materials. Investors are shown a handful of more sturdy props up close, then the "under construction" site is shown in photos/video or sometimes from afar, but never up close.
Then once they're in deep enough, the "company" goes bust and all the money is gone. Good luck bringing a lawsuit against them as an outsider.

The same happens with their technology, and the mid-wits of places like Reddit will lap it up and spread it around with their soyjack "omg look at this guys!" faces on. For example the "50 year battery" that was everywhere recently - utter nonsense. Their "robots" are the same, and completely fake and useless.

Stop watching AI-voiceover "tech videos" on YouTube, those channels are all CCP owned. You know the videos, with the slightly odd American-accent voice, with generic sounding channel names like "AI Revolution" and "TechnologyX AI".
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Misread, Hoth base under attack from AT-ATs and Scott Walkers
lonelinesss...
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Shoot shoot! In a stupid-ass way.
 (I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Why dont the Boston dynamics ones qualify?

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I kept it to what i consider to be the closest to a human gait
with the Russian one thrown in for hummus
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:36, Reply)
This is a link post Science proved a man shouting at seagulls to fuck off is more effective than politly telling them to go away.
I feel an IgNobel price is coming their way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 22:09, Reply)
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politly telling them to go away /links
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Shouting Alex is not to be fucked with.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT'S MY PASTY!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 0:41, Reply)
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I really wanted there to be a link to the sound file, but I can't find one. Booo.
 (superted, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 11:14, Reply)
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youtu.be/dthVikVnl5Q?si=qfR91Xdwmgdn98zf
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post SHIT OFF FROM MY CHIPS!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post To be precise...
‘No! Stay away! That’s my food, that’s my pasty!’
 (superted, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 11:09, Reply)
This is a link post Related to the recentness


- YouTube


 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 21:30, Reply)
This is a link post Russian tech announcement!
I know it's AI, but I think this should be allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 15:19, Reply)
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Yeah, well done with the black table cloth, pal.
Stable door, horse.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post it only adds to the fuck up

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps the robot was designed to act that way
Capturing that Russian Vodka effect. The inverted feet, shuffle, tenuous wave and stumble whilst walking forwards with an undignified exit to finish.
 (beanolabub, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post there are multiple camera angles of this on Youtube
Pretty sure this is real, supposedly AI controlled
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't mean it was ai generated, just ai run
There's no way I'd post an ai video or pic anywhere, it's hateful antihuman shite
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 13:18, Reply)
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Someone's going to end up in the gulag for this, if not "fall" out of a window.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:50, Reply)

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