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This is a link post Jamie Oliver love the jizz NSFW
I knew it! The homo!

Edit: And Nigella :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post goodings

(goonbreath, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)
This is a link post Brasscock?

(I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post DC

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Darth Cock!

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)
This is a link post Cooking idol
my favorite!! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck! Who told you to come to links??

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post May the Lord have mercy.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
I'm going to die in seven days, aren't I?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh huh huh
XD
 (I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That's as good as a 'yes'.
Don't make her cut your finger slightly!
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Would this condemn me to a damnation, in which there is nothing else but yiffing and weird Japanese goings-on?
Dude, I'm already there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch Ponyo on the Cliff.
And then imagine boobies and vaginas.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! Yeah, it's pretty much that.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Link is unsurprisingly unsettling
(oh and shit)
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hai fake Japanese person
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.
It's been very well done, I think this is someone's escapist alt-personality rather then specifically b3ta-trolling, but the post timing never matches up with JST.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well saying this
I did know a Texan girl who claimed to be a schizophrenic Russian, who somehow became a music producer in a week.

I know some really fucking weird people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Jolly Jack isn't on this board
you want to head left
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh didn't you hear? JJ has no humanism.
In other words I think this whole obsession thing's done with now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post JJ has weird tastes in women.
By which I mean his own comedy accounts.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That put some very disturbing thoughts into my head.
I'm convinced Mogs is legit, or at least not JJ; he'd have had to go through a LOT setting up a massive backstory just for a cheap gag on b3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps Moggy has made herself JJ's apprentice,
and is acting how JJ would act if t'were a comedy account.

I still think he loves himself. Look at his comics.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post For example:
JJ: Go on b3ta, they will love you!
M: Are you sure? I'm Japanese and weird.
JJ: Do it!
M: What if I cut my finger?
JJ: Fantastic!

M gets flouncy.

JJ: Go back, they love you. Honestly.

Repeat ad nauseaum.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a vicious flouncing circle, I tells ya.
I reckon it'll happen again before the month is over.

And as for the whole apprentice thing? There's definitely some validity in that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel I missed something...

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
who would hide away child porn in the hope it would be discovered and add to the 'game'? That would take trolling to a whole new level.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahahahahaha
This amused.
 (I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)
This is a link post Google ad in my spam box

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)
This is a link post Feckin Chimps
This is what really goes on in the Lever Bros labs
(I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Phake and ghey.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:54, Reply)
This is a link post CUNT
A brilliant pic.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 4:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That truly is
Art.
 (K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 4:30, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!
*clicks with authority*
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Soup herb
*click
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
A beautiful capture!
 (I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 3:37, Reply)
This is a normal post A-HA!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcn_OK0KS0c
 (K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:47, Reply)
This is a normal post why would chewy
shave his balls but nothing else? Stupid chewy!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ask Mrs Chewy
it was HER idea....
 (I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever you expect when you see the description, know that it is just porn
porn.
 (macroscian (1 like), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post just porn?
I dunno what porn you watch but generally I avoid the kind with massive hairy beasts, which includes asian porn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh it was more of a
"if you think this is a funny cartoon or a witty manipulation of a pic and decide to click this at work, be aware that it's 'just' a still from a porn flick"

A weird one and about as sexy as a brick but still.
 (macroscian (1 like), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)
This is a link post geometric wonderfulness!!!
not just for bored house wives! DC says over two years ago, so fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Best thing he ever did
Which isn't saying much
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 5:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Darling, it's alright. I used to be in the army, dahhling.
STFU Blunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
There is a good cover version of this by Damon Oblong from Blur
 (tomma turn around an bite you every time, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post So is Deer Collision officially the new Glass Cock now?
Just want to make sure I keep up with the current slangage.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm doing my damdest to make it so!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 2:27, Reply)
This is a link post K-Lyd - Bismarck I made this!
Some late night hard dance/soundtrack/gamestyle thingy i'm working on :)

Tried to upload this to soundcloud and ended up in a legal dispute *yay*

The song in question has no similarity to mine whatsoever :(

www.b3mused.com/audios/515/k-lyd---bismarck.html
 (K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The song witth the claim against my upload:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTMMgpXwBmA

YAWN.

Is this a normal SC thing? EMI tried to claim copyright on one of my tracks last month on youtube too lol....
 (K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats one fucked up algorythm theyre using to spot copyrighted material!
saved yours for my set tonight :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is a link post For Valin. I made this!
He never failed to reply to my videos on here or questionable art on /board; He even subscribed to my Toob channel. I now learn he served in Vietnam so it seems fitting to dedicate the first thing I ever posted on You Tube to him. It was banned when my old account went down, but now it is back; for my freind. RIP buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This is indeed Sad News!
A true friend indeed!

Enjoy his work here!

looknowhere.blogspot.com/


He will be greatly missed.
 (I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one Sundae

(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:01, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT?
Valin gone? oh no . I wondered why I'd not heard from him for a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:29, Reply)
This is a normal post it's true : (
sad news indeed.
RIP buddy
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post For people i dont really know
It really saddens me to hear the loss of another B3tan.

Good bye Valin.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful.
RIP Valin; we truly have lost a kind, selfless man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post A lovely tribute, Sundae
I didn't know Valin I'm afraid, but it sounds like we've lost a wonderful b3tan which is sad indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad news indeed.

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, i never knew he served in nam
very nice tribute, well done.
 (Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely
www.b3ta.com/board/10572001
 (herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post A fitting tribute
You'll be missed Valin - Rest in Peace, love.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
This is a link post Only 6 days to go folks!! Its the end of the world (again)
Been tracking this site ever since the 'rapture' and apparently its all over next Friday.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.rowdydow.co.uk/eotw/
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha,
"did it happen?"
"errm, no, no it didn't."
"okay, cross that off, what's next?"

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh? Has that Camping bloke ran out of money?
So now he's arranging another 'rapture' to take millions from poor saps who'd believe anything?

Greedy old cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing of the sort...
it's just that you have to understand that the 'interpretation of the words rapture, end of the world, destruction and destroyed have changed since we looked closer at the bible verses which.....'

Yeah, greedy cunt wants cash again.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post Businessmen hold counter-protests I made this!
Businessmen Occupy Main Street
 (bobbybou, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:56, Reply)
This is a link post For all the friends who tried to leave Facebook
Cue "I hate FB!!!" chorus
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:25, Reply)
This is a link post Worst marketing strategy EVER!
(5th Paragraph)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's happening

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Aimed at six-12-year-olds?
That's not a huge audience.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I once dated a girl with a dustbin beaver

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:26, Reply)
This is a link post I don't have a job anymore so I've started cooking stuff. I made this!
Not that I couldn't cook before, but that's not the point. Anyway. Have 5 and a half minutes of cake baking.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
CAKE! And not in the big yellow fake drug sense either :)
 (I helped save b3ta! SpackyWomble, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cayke
and hello not seen you on here for years ( used to be called teh veiny shaft )
I must go and get some cayke now
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahoy!
I'm eating leftover icing. Nom.
 (I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Simmer, bitch!
Nom nom nom nom nom. My housemate baked a cake last night, I didn't have any of that either.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovecake

(herman:D, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell... i thought you were *dead!
*Not actually "dead" Just... I haven't seen your name in eons. So, umm .... yeah :L *cue awkward silence*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm around and alive!
I've reverted to lurking and doing things in real life!
 (I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "Doing things"?.... "REAL LIFE"!?!?
WEIRDO!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
*clix*
This is the least educational cookery video I've seen since the one with those two Norwegian bastards who burst a live sheep with a motorbike, cut it up with a chainsaw and just left it there in a field.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I want cake now

*Bakes
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I want cake
'snot fair... *Flounces*
Clicky for a better cake than I can make. Shame about the job. *Hugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet
Please bake a portal cake for us all =]
 (Sherbs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post TUTT!!!!
Hope you're OK :)
You will get a job eventually - you're awesomes
 (I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)
This is a link post Burmese cover of Yazoo's 'Only You'....
....because....it's New Wave....from Burma.... what's not to like? :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than the Enrique Iglesias version

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Now THAT'S a fucking jumper.
I liked that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.

(Touched by an Angle Grinder providing you with lovable shonk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Because I was only 7 when it I heard it...
..I always assumed that THIS:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDKtLPp46s

was the original version
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew that would be a Flying Pickets link
I was only about 3 or 4 when that came out but remember hearing about flying pickets on the news because of the miners strike, but then seeing them on Top of the Pops and being massively confused
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post For an encore thewy kick a few monks to death
to the tune of Heaven 17's Fascist Groove Thang
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:42, Reply)
This is a link post Margaret Thatcher isn't dead NSFW
but one day, she will be

Edited as NSFW for sweary subtitles
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to get pissed all week when she dies.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
We actually have a couple of hundred quid put away for when she dies so we can get good and hammered no matter when
 (DenningLJ keeps his gavel in his pants, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I have aa bottle of champagne
must be 15 years old now (vintage?) She goes in hospital, it goes in the fridge. I'll open it one day
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to piss on her all week when she dies

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I claim first spot in the que to shit on her grave!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
hope you've got sharp elbows
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Or just take my katana.
That graveyard will be knee deep in shit in no time!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
I know nothing about history/politics but here's what I know about Thatcher:
First woman PM!
Battered the gauchos when they were taking the piss!
The Sovs called her The Iron Lady!

Can't think of an old woman in the world whose death I look forward to. Let alone one whose grave I want to piss/shit/dance on. And let alone one who's done the above. I'm prepared to be convinced though.

*puts shoes on, hovers by door*
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I presume you never grew up in the UK during the eighties then
..or you are too young to remember
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's early, but for starters
Elected on a pledge not to increase VAT - doubled it immediately
Elected on a pledge not to increase prescription charges - doubled them immediately
Fought tooth and nail to avoid sanctions against south africa
Presided over a govt that viewed mass unemployment as a "price worth paying" to control inflation
Friends of pinochet

I could go on
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Pretty nasty stuff, all of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:56, Reply)
This is a link post Day Job Orchestra - Star Trek
(slightly GC but made me chuckle)
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)
This is a link post Online barograph
..okay, not the funniest thing in the world but there's a flicker of humour six lines down from the top.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Things like that make my Friday
evenings fly by.
It's as though these servers are configuring themselves.
/sighs/
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
This is a link post Explain This Image
Lots of fun to be had here, just keep clicking next.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The site is a good idea
but the current captions need a good dose of funny
 (I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

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