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This is a link post Fifty shades of Wayne
This city needs a better class of pervert.
(gijoel, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 7:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post All this did was ruin Batman.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Classic Stones - Faraway Eyes

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 4:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Classic' Stones?
This is fucking 'Shit' Stones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 6:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Once again you prove just how shit merkin tastes are.
MOR VH1 fare as usual..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post the Rolling Stones were shite, except for;
Jumping Jack Flash, yes.
She's A Rainbow, yes.
Sympathy For The Devil, yes
Satisfaction, yes
Gimme Shelter, yes
You Can't Always Get Want You Want, yes

6 tracks in 50 years.

And they'd've given up if it wasn't for four scousers that gave them their look and two scousers that gifted them their first "hit" single "I Wanna Be Your Man"
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post they sounded like old-people-try-to-rock already in the 80s

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh and
The Rolling Stones were even worse once the 4 scousers split up
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Making strange little toys for fun and profit NSFW
The world of Sucklord. NSFW for swears, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man makes career from a kids passtime

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 7:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ss st
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post How far up his own arse can this guy get?
I switched off when he started talking about 'exists in its own space'. Pretentious cunt
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Brazilian Shit Prank NSFW
Ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The second guy was comedy gold.
And it had all of them so upset they were speaking gibberish.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 4:11, , Reply)
This is a link post MacDonalds 'raid'
i thought it was a bunch of those 'crowd dancing' cunts
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think they woke up in a car and realised they had somew how found there way into an alternative dimension where every thing around them is shit......... oh wait no thats just Coventry, silly me

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 5:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I made it shit so no one will want to come here
heh,heh,hehhhhh!
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shirley you can't be Ceres?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That
was just so much win!
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post CALM DOWN CALM DOWN KEEP TINFOIL HAT POINTING TO JUPITER
RELAXING MUSIC NOW!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdas-kMF74
Feeling better?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assumed those bright spots shown a while back were reflections from ice, but looks like they're visible on the dark side too.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Unreal Engine 4 is now free
Just pay a 5% royalty on any profits on your hit game.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post CryEngine FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post GDC this week
Autodesk (!!) will unveil it's StingRay gaming engine too.

Autodesk can't make their CAD packages work properly with GPU's so could be intersting if nothing else
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5%!
Fuck that, I'm not doing it then
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor old Unity
$5000 for the full Pro version, or a $245/month subscription. They're going to have to pull something amazing out of the bag to compete.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
Unreal is also royalty free for what I guess they consider to be emerging markets: Architecture, visualisation, simulation, and film.
Also of course free for educational purposes, so the next gen of game makers etc will all be using it.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends
"Unity does not charge on a per title basis and you do not pay royalties or pay revenue share, even for games and applications made with the free version."

5k is bugger all, when you think Office Pro plus is £350+ Autocad £1500+ a decent computer £2000+ Visual studio subs £2k / year

Perhaps for one man bands 5k is "something" but not for anybody with a business.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I control the IT budget for a nedia agency
And I complain at the £700/user/year we have to pay for Adobe CC Licenses. I can assure you that £5k/user is most definitely "something".

(nedia/media - same thing)
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post How can I get myself a job in nedia?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm the wrong person to ask
I don't work in nedia, I work in IT.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post My bad....
*Googles nedia jobs*

www.nedia.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You probably need a degree in Nedia Studies.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Historically, the 5k license was for 5 people, IIRC - though now the pricing has changed: https://store.unity3d.com/products $75 / month seems very reasonable...

Do you give all of your staff shares in the company?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not my company
But I can guarantee if I wanted to spend that amount I'd have to justify it to the directors as it is their money I'm spending.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I understand the 'justification' part of it...
And I have battled with many a client over what's the correct purchase vs what's the cheapest purchase.... so I feel your pain.
I, personally, don't have an issue paying top whack (or recommending that others do - IF the tools do the job they need doing in the way they need it done.

A few years ago I had a colleague who was having a new house built, one of them pre-fab jobbies, held together with lots of nails. 15 laborers turned up with hammers from the contractor and took 3 weeks to erect the primary structure. When the supplier turned up to seal and fix it, he said it normally takes 4 guys, 2 nail guns and 4 days to put it up. (as to whether they used dewalt or b&q own brand nail guns, I suppose is another thing...)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whats the 3D modeler of choice these days?
Thinking of learning up on one as it's been ages since I updated my knowledge.

Used to do a bit of Cinema 4D and do a lot of solidworks now but that's not suitable for gaming graphics.
Tried Blender but it's really unintuitive.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I havn't dabbled withit myself
Since 3D Studio (With software 387 hack) and POVray days :) I am a creative spaz.

I have clients using Rhino, Unity, Blender and even SketchUp (!) all sorts of other stuff too, though. I usually act as devils advocate in meetings making sense of it - sense which normally comes down to the users' training / experience and, often, more importantly interaction with 3rd parties.

It often comes down to limiting the costs of training, asset conversion and recruitment as much as capability. Mind you my clients are often not evcen doing interactive stuff, and no games makers...
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah cheers anyhow.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:42, , Reply)
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I met people in IT strategies who would buy something incompatible with their current systems if it cost a little less. It was an e-shop frame - they went with the cheaper one. This meant his team met budget.
However, the cheaper version wasn't compatible with Access. All the data for ~7000 products in eight languages was already neatly stuffed into Access.
I was told to 'Look into this'.

We had two students working full time for three months just copy/pasting. I imagine they look back at that time in a stuffy room next to the xerox with a smile and perhaps murder in their dear little hearts.

All because of an internal contract
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's nice
But I'm not seeing the relevance.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post the idea was
there can be many reasons for buying cheap shit
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Where does Chaos get drinking water?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, page 5

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Verge photos of the new HTC / Valve VR headset
Half Life 3 is going to look great on this.

Viddy here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0EIY0A0LqE
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Half Life 3 Confirmed

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not yet as far as I know
But the GDC meeting tomorrow at 3pm ( 3rd March )is certainly hinting that Valve have learnt to count to 3 at last.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
Im very excited! Also, the inside-outside positioning, wireless controllers packaged and the (likely infra red projection based) room tracking stations are very cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure if 3 was in development it would've been leaked by now.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 7:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post First person shooters don't work well in VR
because of the whole walking-around thing.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post gutted

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post By "white", do you mean non-Japanese?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racist!

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lacist!

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
http://i.imgur.com/ildRo.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, that is not nice!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I concur
Give that bullied kid a gun and loadsa ammo.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, yes they are.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, if he didn't get home so late, he wouldn't have a problem.
His fault for going to late-night paedo bars filled with children's knickers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a link post The hardest Mario World level ever
Mentioned Mario World the other day, coincidentally saw this. o_O
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think I need to watch porn anymore;
this will do nicely.
 (WiggZ, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I Wanna be The Boshy is the most obnoxious game I've ever seen. The AGDQ speedrun is a wonder to behold.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somehow I don't think we'll be seeing a live speedrun of that mario level
any time soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy crapbags
That is totally harshing my mellow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Fun...
...ky
(jingle_man, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds an awful lot like
Kavinsky
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somehow I've expected that seeing preview pic.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UmOY6ek_Y4
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh, I actually like it.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Who's The Boss Of Wall Street?
Wolf Of Wall Street As An 80s Sitcom.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a link post It's all done with magnets
Shitty, fucking magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very original idea - like it. 1:00 made me chuckle too!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was the Madonna one

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ewmNwavDk
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIzU26ldGIg
 (dribl, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a link post More women being rubbish at sports

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I know what would happen if Berlusconi was trackside.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUlisInRbfg
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
He's even worse than I thought
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nonono
That was him being a good boy.
Him being a bad boy makes IMF leaders look like unspoiled choir boys.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHould have invited Laia...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK7ypldIFNA
She does make the other girls look silly even when racing on not her speciality:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=js66ArL3sfs
And, yeah, on the Dakar, she does make many boys look silly...
Finishing 8th overall and 5th in one stage! Give her more support and she could be nipping at the podium.
www.dakar.com/dakar/2015/us/rider/029.html
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOgD_9tT4Ps

And yeah, totally would.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like her best when she's in her slave outfit. Hubba hubba!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The perfect woman

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, they usually get it wrong, but when women do get it right
it's oh so right.

Reminds me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1LoSiEDwI0
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post i see your women being crap at sport and i will raise you
monty python olyimpics www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOQ89oRj3U8
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes they are.
But given sufficient pressure (and there rarely is) and few years, it evens out nicely. The funny stuff happens when those two things are missing.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Llamas run amok in Arizona

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually pronounced 'alpaca'

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post As in Grand Canyon, Alpaca?

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he was referring to the Angle version of "amok".

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me of my favourite scene from Poirot
Delivery Man: Morning, Sir, I've got a parrot for Mr "Poy-rot".
Hercule Poirot: No no no! It is pronounced "Pwa-roe".
Delivery Man: I beg your pardon, Governor. I've got a "pwa-roe" for Mr "Poy-rot".
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Could of done with something to calm a llama down....
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Less drama.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Will this help?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYWHJwyO5Gs
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post i rekon they should give that llama a bell
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka4
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post *awaits inevitable Llama Simulator game*

(Ping Telnet and the FTPs, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 7:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Funny name corner
Never, EVER get into one of their vans.

 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post They like drilling
drilling real good.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think a shop of "Saville and Glitter, proprietors" along with photos would be appropriate.
It was a lot funnier in my head


 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post No Cliff?
[allegedly]
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a link post How can you not take this party seriously?
I mean what is your problem with these people?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this earlier, how come their needing a hand up is the angle they've gone with
and not the fact that the bloke wrote Nigel in a heart like he's a 7 year old girl?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Listen here, chum,
they have a multitude of very sound policies, and don't need a 'hand up' from anyone, not least people of your sort, so you better just watch it, ok?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post they have policies?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
They have two. Which is two more than Ed Milliband.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not true.
Not funny.

Try again.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uh oh, someone's a bit PMS-y today

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Found out the price of replacing my rotting windows to R=0.8 standard...
What's the going rate for a kidney these days?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is harsh. I use the 3M window film and a hot air dryer to keep out winter drafts.
New windows would look less ghetto.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The glass is ok.
The frames are so shit that pieces fall off when there is wind.

Big 1.5m (6.389 to the 45.3628 in imperial) mofo pieces.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's no good. You can use wood hardener to stave off a bit of moisture rot, then putty up the rest for a year or two's respite.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's beyond help
You solution would be akin to signing a corpse up to a self improvement class.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post 85% of carpentry is smoke and mirrors accomplished with glue, putty and good stain/paint
But, if the setup looks rustic, people get a good price over here for "vintage" windows they sell at flea markets and thrift shops to hippies who put them in their houses... on a wall.

bit.ly/1zAvefp
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post those look better than mine...
That are paint husks containing wood dust holding fucking big glass.
Single pane 175cm by 135 for example on the first floor.
They are horrific incidents waiting to happen.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post that links a real pane to look at

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post What are you gonna do, glass me?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks at gunmental with glazed look on face

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
looks on
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't one of Ed's policies
a window tax? Sounds like one of his.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must be a very slloooooow news day.
Unless they're implying that people from other parties never find themselves in such situations.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beach mishaps can be very serious
in British politics. Neil Kinnock fell over on Brighton beach in 1983 and it contributed quite a bit to him never being seen as electable by many people: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh8ktNsie0I
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Listen here, chum,
there is a well established tradition of British politicians having fun on the beach, www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh8ktNsie0I , something a ghastly yank like you just simply wouldn't understand, so you better just watch it, ok?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great minds, etc.

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You guys treat your politicians like rock stars.
The only politicians who were treated like rock stars from here ended up being really lousy.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've all ended up with embarassing PR blunders at some point
This lot seem to do it on a weekly basis though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose I don't see tripping as a basis for embarrassment or country-wide fascination.
Or showing a lack of qualifications for office.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The general thinking is
that if they can't organise a PR stunt, how can they organise a government?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then you should elect Gary Barlow. Have you seen their stage productions?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Because no one ever made a fuss about Gerald Ford tripping over did they? No one in America ever went on and on about that for years and years did they?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only the socialists. Clinton and O have fallen, no one really cares

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do
Links please.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Went on a search and find none. I know I've seen some realtime, but either imagined them or no one's putting them up.
Here's a lovely .gif instead, showing the candidates virility, rather than his gaffes.


 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post POIDNH

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just like what happened to the uncle of Kim Jong Un.
He never happened.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed
they didn't manage to work in some sort of pun about being tugged off by his press secretary.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post No footprints on the sand
NO FOOT PRINTS ON THE FUCKING SAND!! They're lizards
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:41, , Reply)

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