Met up with this lass in a biker pub.
Got on like a house on fire, several pints later I retired to the gents to turn my bike around.
Long story short, I ended up pissing in my own mouth.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:25, 6 replies)

I've only known one other person to call urinating "turning my bike around".
Where does the phrase hale from?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:33, closed)

Apparantly.....
(Verb) To urinate. Originated in pub culture. After a few pints a drinker would go out to turn his bike around in readiness for an easy departure. This became a euphemism for visiting the toilet to urinate.
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:51, closed)

This is good info
Cheers
(McChinaman banned, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:38, closed)

Those crazy bikers!
Operating a motor vehicle whilst under the influence is proper lol.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:58, closed)

Ah, thanks.
It was a friend's mum who used to use it, I'm guessing she's getting on for 60 now, so it's been around a while.
I've been around a lot of drinkers and not heard it said by anyone else.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 18:15, closed)

I use it too,
I thought I was the only one. It always meets with confusion.

Maybe its from b3ta?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:46, closed)