many years ago with mrs fluffybunnykiller mk1 before mk2 came along
we had been down the pub and got mangled on cider and shots after a massive argument that led to total silence i decided that it would be fun to get my own back on her in my own twisted childish way and as it happens she had just taken on a pair of 4 month old kittens .
now these kittehs had evil for blood and pure evil for arse holes and considered it the god given kitteh right to shit and piss every where thus causing more arguments.
so a plan was hatched to gain the upper hand on her and them and the tool was speed no not the film but the drug so wife mk1 had gone out i had a grab of both kittehs and being nice fed them some speed each the change was like the hulk on his period except with less green and more fur.
kittehs running round even more loopy kittehs jumping of furniture i was having a great time laughing at there antics and my diabolical plan for revenge this went on for a couple of hours and i was well chuffd with my handy work alas even speed fed kittehs have to stop as some point and sleep and having chosen to sleep on my side of the bed tey proceeded to shit all over my half much to my wifes amusment
bastards kittehs got there own back on my by helping her with the divorce
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:20, 26 replies)

So, you're basically saying that you were cruel to your wife's pets, so she divorced you?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:43, closed)

[X] is annoying, so I shall give it stimulants.
I can't think of anything for which this would be a good idea.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:50, closed)

hahaha true

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:02, closed)

Reference to my comment below.
Moron.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:08, closed)

I think your English teacher is having the last laugh to be honest.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:01, closed)

English teacher?
*Grammar Nazi*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:21, closed)

Thick and charmless and married twice.
It's no wonder there's a market for Jeremy Kyle in this country.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:03, closed)

That wasn't a very nice thing to do was it?
And please learn to use line breaks
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:04, closed)

Feeding animals drugs is the fucking pits.
I opened a large bag of speed once, my cat, asleep about 5 yards away, jumped up, yowled, and ran out the room as if the hordes of satan were after him. Just a few flecks in the air had this effect, so to feed the poor sods with it, you're a fucking moron.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:08, closed)

More likely he's just another dreary qftw liar.
According to The Internets, the fatal dose of amphetamines for an average domestic cat is a couple of milligrams. It'll be far less than that for a kitten. His story is purest catshit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:13, closed)

the first bit sounds like bollocks
"we had a massive argument in the pub so sat there in silence and got pissed on cider and shots"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:29, closed)

I can barely parse that first couple of lines.
It's like he's got a fucking allergy to commas.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:34, closed)

^^^^^^^^^
This with added "You Cunt"
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:13, closed)

and the winner is DR Shambolic got it in one line
just a very crude troll to liven up mid week morning
and as for punctuation grammar and spelling
pfft
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:56, closed)

Of course it was, petal.
*pats on head*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:03, closed)

You're still an abominable prick for using 'kittehs.'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, closed)

so true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:42, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:32, closed)

so hands up all who fell for such a brutal and crude troll

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:36, closed)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1259551

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:42, closed)

Stop digging,
You're wasting your time, you aren't getting out of that hole.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:45, closed)

thats what she said
(Matty73, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:05, closed)

ahh so it s a hole you'll be digging then is it?
er no
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:56, closed)

I guess people are more gullible than we thought
They fell for my post last week too.
( Mellicious is made of candy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:50, closed)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1259666

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:30, closed)

its that suger babes song isnt it?

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:50, closed)