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Some mugs still think the MMR injection gives children autism (it doesn't), while others are of the belief that we're ruled by billionaire lizard people. Tell us about views outside the mainstream which people go glassy eyed if you bang on about them (Your grandad's a racist - no need to tell us, thanks)

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I think oranges ARE the only fruit.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:00, 18 replies)
Amazing that 24 years later, "Oranges are not the only fruit" is still the 4th suggestion when you google Oranges...

tl;dr Charlotte Coleman was fit
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:06, closed)
There's a joke here about gay Dutchmen but I'm not the man to make it

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:12, closed)
I bet it's mediocre.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:13, closed)
They are the only ORANGE fruit though.
Well, apart from tangerines and satsumas. And a few other ones I can't remember. Clementines?

And carrots.
(username failed moderation, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:33, closed)
Silly!
A carrot is a tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:35, closed)
And as they pointed out on QI
oranges are green anyway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:54, closed)
QI is fallible.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:59, closed)
Apparently it depends where you grow them
And interestingly, if they're not picked, they'll still be good for next year:

www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/qi/8345477/QI-Quite-interesting-facts-about-orange.html
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:15, closed)
Fake and gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:19, closed)
Best answer on the internet to anything ever,
and probably the most used too.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:26, closed)
But not in this case: in Brazil, at least, oranges are definitely green.

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:09, closed)
Silly moon monkey!
The severed heads of enemy drug barons is not oranges!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:14, closed)
No, they're not oranges
they're greens.
Aren't they all green when unripe?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 1 May 2013, 17:01, closed)
They're all green when ripe too
as long as they're grown near the equator
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:11, closed)
Thanks for that.
Just Googled it, Very interesting in a fruity kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 1 May 2013, 17:49, closed)
Like Derek Jackoby.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:59, closed)
lezzer.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 May 2013, 18:26, closed)
Interesting that the only thing you came away
with from the book was that.

Might say more about you than you might care to acknowledge my dear.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 May 2013, 1:09, closed)

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