This might be his best internet breakdown yet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:35, 2 replies)

he's trying to do it privately though
sort of
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:37, closed)

perhaps he thinks the dog fiddlers won't notice and ban him or sutin

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:40, closed)

Help me out here, Doc, what's going on?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:12, closed)

I think you must have been put on ignore by default when ringo set up his sock account
It's really not worth logging out to find out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:17, closed)

One of Club Misery has been banned or stepped
and has created a sock puppet account because he's desperately desperately lonely. Then blocked all the big bullies in case the mods ban this account too. It's probably the fat wannabe Australian or the weepy plumber.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:22, closed)

Thanks for clearing that up.
I've just logged out and there he is - Ignore 2.0'd - I'm honoured.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:32, closed)

It's like getting an ASBO, it's a badge of honour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:07, closed)

It's almost as goods as hitting
the 100,000 post mark.

Shambo has done that, but he can't read this because he's ignoring me.

Right, Shambo?
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:05, closed)

Bless. Is it the fact that nobody else cares about post counts that is distressing you?
Or the fact that it takes up so much of your valueless time to slowly thump in your long and dreary posts while most of us can knock this shit out in a few seconds?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:27, closed)

Ironically, we've now had the best part of 100,000 posts mentioning your post count.
2/1 says some sperging killjoy will now go and manually count them, just so they can reply with "actually, I think you'll find that's wrong, it's really (blah blah blah, 300 words of drivel where six would do)"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:56, closed)

Shitheaps whining about me is what pays rob's mortgage.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 8:41, closed)

my phone won't log me in properly so i can't even see if the blubbering shit-heap is ignoring me
terrible unfairness
(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:44, closed)

Me as well. I'm devastated.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:27, closed)

I can still read every word.
I feel that I've let B3ta down by not telling him often enough that he's a waste of a good abortion.
( Muns, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:44, closed)

I might make a profile badge.
"I survived the great weepy sock puppet ignore fest of 2013"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:03, closed)

I have not been ignored by him (as yet)
I really must try harder
(McChinaman banned, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:25, closed)

Have you tried reminding him that his mummy died a mundane death and his wife was once in an unremarkable road accident?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:34, closed)

And that these are the kind of facts he uses to define himself.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:45, closed)

What a prick

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:31, closed)