FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Dear Twitter, #setofwankersIt has come to my attention that you have let those bastards from B3ta join your social network. I am sure I speak for all Twittards that B3tards are not welcome here. #killthemall #justinbeiber #getridofthem
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:43,
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Tmister is an acquired taste(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:48,
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You can totally still have sex well into the third trimester.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:25,
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#sometimesigoweeweeinthesink
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You spelt cricket wrong.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:54,
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Has tha got bigger?Me nan can get rid of t'hem if you take her to bingo on Friday.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:11,
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