First thrill..
I still remember my first thrilling encounter with "rude-bits" even though it was 30 years ago now and hardly even rude by any objective standard. At age 7 or 8 I had no idea what had caused this rush because girls were still just slightly weird boys and puberty remained beyond the horizon, a distant half-lifetime away. Nonetheless, the effect was so great that the memory remains.

I had walked home from school with Caroline, who lived a few houses away and we had stopped in the playground that was the convenient halfway point in our walk. A wonderland of steel bars over concrete, held in place by lethal-edged rusting bolts, we still never seemed to sustain any lasting injury in the playground but this was no-doubt the cause of whatever minor trauma Caroline elected to show me on that summer afternoon.

"A girl shouldn't really show a boy her legs, it's rude" quoth the maiden, a sentiment that my youthful mind entirely failed to understand the logic behind until; BAHM! She drew up her skirt to reveal the top of a milky white thigh and perhaps the very hem of a dull and functional pair of little-girl knickers underneath.

Ten seconds before I would have thought nothing of this view. Now suddenly my breath was caught and my pulse was racing. It was years before I would understand why my head should swim in this way but instinct has a more powerful hold on us than we realse and something deep down roared at this introduction to the female form. Thirty years later it still does.*


*clarification by popular demand - I mean that I still enjoy the sight of the female form, rather than that I crave the knickers of 8-year olds. Apologies for any confusion there.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:48, 9 replies)

the memory of a seven-year-old showing you her knickers still gives you a thrill?
nonce.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:50, closed)

Are you on nonce-watch or something?
Everytime I see one of your posts, you're calling someone a nonce. Do you work for News International?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:18, closed)

it's because she's a lesbian

(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:18, closed)

yeah, great.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:48, closed)

But, what type?
the type found in rough pubs or seen on the internet?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:09, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/firstrudething/post1316036

It is the way of /talk, I believe they think that calling someone...well everyone really...a nonce is 'edgy'.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:03, closed)

Whereas
QOTW believe being a nonce is edgy
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:01, closed)

I am hoping that final sentence
reads differently to what you intended to actually say.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:03, closed)

Humm...
Yes, I see what you mean - I just meant that women revealing themselves never grows dull. Was not meant to imply that I fixate on 8-year-old's knickers.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:07, closed)

at least you came back to clarify
there have been some suspect posts this week
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:48, closed)

Yeah, I figured
that benefit of the doubt was the way to read that one.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:58, closed)

I have added a footnote...
.. in an attempt to stave off the pitch-forks.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:36, closed)

Nonc...
Oh. Back to the inn, lads, there'll be a real one along, soon enough.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:31, closed)

mines a pint and some pork scratchings
some one hold this flaming torch while i go for piss
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:40, closed)

wait a minute!
this one says he's a pediatrician!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:10, closed)

Excellent
I could do with a Pedicure
(f_rev, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:53, closed)

Aw, your pedi is ill?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:58, closed)