Hello Monty
I can't be arsed to log out, but I take it you're still cripplingly stupid and angry online. Maybe you should just give it up?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 12:01, 2 replies)

Ooh, I've snared Shambo too
I've almost got the whole stupid and angry set
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 12:31, closed)

You've snared me by hammering away at F5 and then logging in and out while claiming that you can't be arsed to log in and out?
Top work, Captain Insatiable.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 12:38, closed)

This guy's good.
Almost too good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:13, closed)

And still they keep posting
Presumably they're far too thick to realise that if you hover your mouse over the "latest was XX minutes ago" link on the main qotw page, the title text tells you who was the last person to post in your thread. Bless their angry, stupid little hearts :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:25, closed)

Let me get this straight - sorry if I'm being dim here.
You're replying to accusations of logging in and out to see people's posts, by saying that you know who's been replying simply by checking 'last replied by' and that you've not been logging in and out at all.

In which case either you have in addition to 'last replied by' a 'last replied by AND THIS IS WHAT THEY SAD' - OR......you keep logging in and out as accused, but are also a pathetic liar to boot?

No doubt you'd have a reply to this if you could see it by logging out but there's no way you'd do that cos then you'd be like well sad and shit yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:33, closed)

See, there's Monty again
I can always rely on him to be angriest and stupidest of all
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:37, closed)

And Shambo playing catch-up
Desperately trying to prove that he's just as thick as Monty

[edit] Ooh, and one of Shambo's sock-puppet accounts as well. I suppose logging out and in again is too much bother for him.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:42, closed)

Oh dear. That was a bit clumsy.
There was another post immediately after mine so you couldn't possibly have done the hover trick that time.

You're really not very good at this, are you?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:48, closed)

I still think he's quite sweet.
Do you think he'd take a picture of me if I clamped my balls in a mid-transform Optimus Prime?
(comedy bully grrrr, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:48, closed)

I'm gonna say he's 'desperately shit' at it.
But that's just me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:04, closed)

Well, in keeping with the question, I think I've upset a couple of twats
Keep posting though, Monts, you can pretend that I'm reading them
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:50, closed)

Oh man nice 1 m8!!!!!!!!
I don't why I ever bother goading you when you always fuck my shit up with killer comebacks like this one!!! And what's more you NEVER get annoyed AND you maintain your poise and dignity throughout each time, and without exception.

OK you win!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:16, closed)

I'm just replying so Monty has to log out again to read it

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:38, closed)

http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1882799

(comedy bully grrrr, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:41, closed)

Soz Shambo I can't read that one

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:54, closed)

You prolly should.
You'll look fractionally less daft. Fractionally.
(comedy bully grrrr, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:03, closed)

I don't think so
Nothing of any worth has ever been said in /offtopic
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:10, closed)

You don't actually need to be so massively defensive all the time.
I don't think anybody really hates you. It's just gentle derision.
(comedy bully grrrr, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:27, closed)

It's not so much that I'm defensive
It's more that Monty's such an easy target it's not even funny, I mean, what am I supposed to glean from entering into a dialogue with a vaguely racist fuckwit whose highest achievement in life is getting a crack whore to spread her legs for him? The dude's already at the bottom of the barrel, what does he need me to tell him he's worthless for?

As for Shambo, well, he just bores the shit out of me. I don't think you could pay me to read his posts.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:18, closed)

Who is paying you to log in and out and then pretend that you're not logging in and out?
Or are you doing that for free?
(comedy bully grrrr, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:28, closed)

Oh Shambo
Get over yourself, love. You were funny for like, a week, but now you're just tedious.

Why am I explaining this to your sockpuppet? Away with you.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:14, closed)

That's clever.
How did you reply to this sockpuppet when it's got you on ignore and you're supposedly not logging in and out?
(comedy bully grrrr, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:30, closed)

ah HA!
It's like the balloon-hatted robo-grot magnate is something of a massive fucking liar - I'm starting to wonder if he even knows the cast of the never-entertaining crackrape showcase 'Red Dwarf' at all, now!!! I don't know *what* to believe any more :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:09, closed)

Gosh you really aren't upset with me AT ALL are you?
You certainly would never be so upset as to create a 'Monty's Ex' sockpuppet. No sir, not you - you can't even be arsed to log in and out to read my posts - you just happen to correctly guess their content. Repeatedly. And those of the good Doctor here. Quite an ability. You should cash in on that in the same way you RAKE IT IN on the back of emotionally damaged grubby hags with badly-dyed hair and the spotty-faced wank-dreams of Games Workshop weirdos. You'd be a DOUBLE millionaire.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:30, closed)

He's clearly not bothered.
He's posted more words in this thread than he has on any actual qftw answer for the last six months but it's only because he's not bothered. Not. Bothered.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:33, closed)

I can see he's not bothered in the least. Not a shred of bother on display here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:33, closed)

Alright shambolina?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:49, closed)

Crikey, the angry spastics have posted a lot today.
Presumably Shambo's got his knickers in a twist since I replied to ballache this morning only to find that thread had disappeared. It's not like it was a great conversation anyway but now it means that I can't add ballache to my ignore list like I did with soretwat and there's always the risk that he might unignore me.

Tell you what, why don't you both just give it up? It's probably for the best?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:52, closed)

hurr durr durr gee I wonder who has posted the most in this thread hurr durr durrrmmm?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:22, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/ihurtmyrudebits2/post1893369
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:26, closed)

Hee hee hee
and still they keep posting...I love the way they get all frothy when they're excited, just like real twats
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:28, closed)

Exemplary Triple T-ing. A breathtaking display.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:04, closed)

"Pleeeeeeease take us off ignore, emvee!"
"Our lives are empty and worthless without your validation!"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:00, closed)

No. Self. Awareness.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:32, closed)

"Waaaaaaaaah!"

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:53, closed)

Keep going with this Emvee!
You're really showing them!!!11!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:36, closed)

Not really
I'm just wasting their time for my own amusement...besides, it's not like they're likely to be doing anything better
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:37, closed)

alright

(alright alright, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:54, closed)

TTT

( Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:26, closed)

Yep, and I didn't even have to read a single one of their posts to do it

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 7:35, closed)

Cheers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:37, closed)

lol

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:54, closed)

Thanks for that 'KC & the Sunshine Band'
Although in your case 'MV on the Sunshine Bus' is more appropriate.

Love the way you can't be arsed to log out and how I'm like really angry and stuff and yet you've clearly logged out and even more clearly are JOLLY CROSS.

Nice work balloon-boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:06, closed)

I was expecting a better QOTW answer from him to be honest
I've been waiting to hear a story of him having to help some skanky bird along to A&E to have a couple of massive dice / stormtrooper helmet / AT-AT removed from her vadge.

Maybe he's keeping that one for later in the week. Oh boy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:42, closed)

The guy's a shit-hot internetter so WATCH THIS SPACE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:16, closed)

I like your impotence story.

( 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 0:06, closed)