Fearing my relationship was souring a little
I bought a fuckton of sexy underwear to tempt him next time I saw him. He broke up with me before I got a chance to show him. It now languishes in my top drawer unloved :(

EDIT: If this wins, I'll post pictures. Anything to beat Wormulus

Edit: I want the best story to win this week, so I'll post the pic in replies and encourage you to all click on the story you think is best.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:53, 105 replies)

Pictures...
Or it didn't happen! :-)

Mullered
(Off to shave his palms)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:55, closed)

No, because he'd see them then
Not going to give him the satisfaction
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:08, closed)

Wear it anyways!
Unless it's really really uncomfortable. I personally love cute/sexy/pervy undies and wear them under normal clothes anyways. Just for me!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:55, closed)

Oh I'll wear them anyways. Not terribly uncomfortable
well most of it anyway :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:08, closed)

Disgraceful attempt by an internet girl
to get clicks by talking about her underwear.
I'm ashamed of you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:21, closed)

Must try harder next time

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:30, closed)

Cunning question
Is that pictures of the underwear, or you *in* the underwear? ;)
(syllopsium, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:53, closed)

That would be telling
wearing
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:54, closed)

*facepalms*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:45, closed)

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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, closed)

^

(firestormviper!!1 approaching god through cigarettes, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:17, closed)

For fucks sake.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:18, closed)

^ that

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, closed)

All the chubby internet virgin warriors are huffing at their Wotsit dust covered keyboards at the thought of an impending Transformo-errection
with added 'changing' sound effects *CEEK CON COOK KEEEEK*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, closed)

DG is a very sensible man.
He doesn't mince words, either.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:24, closed)

Unless I'm in disguise as a buffty
Undercover work you must understand, I don't enjoy it, honest...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:26, closed)

how dare you



it's scampi nik nak dust. :(
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:49, closed)

This is all lies
You don't own *any* underwear

Just like me.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:31, closed)

INTERNET FATTIES!
ONLINE VALIDATION OF A GIRL = KNICKER SHOWING

This is what all girls on the internet are like so ride in on your white horse to beat that nasty Wormulus and they might even try not to to wince as they shake your hand.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:44, closed)

I HATE YOU BOTH!
*gwuffs at carboard chest armour and my own terrible errection*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:54, closed)

But...but...
there AREN'T any pictures of undressed ladies anywhere else.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:13, closed)

Typical that the promise of a girl you vaguely know in sexy.....underwear....
means all the internet nerds like the WoW geek off South Park.... underwear.. means all the nerds clicking "I like this" furiously in a pervy attempt to get a girl you vaguely know in.... underwear...

*spluffs*
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:52, closed)

I wear sexy underwear all the time.
And noone knows but me.

Doesn't fit my mantackle very well though.
(Scritty Bakerman., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:21, closed)

I for one cannot wait to see Becky in her underwear.
And I am a normal non-geek type women who does not have aspergers and has had sex on several occasions with people.....so there.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:35, closed)

Well done on that.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:47, closed)

You really need to brush up on your witty retorts.
I'm sure JMG will give you lessons if you ask him nicely.

I've heard on the grapevine that he is quite the witty fellow.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:36, closed)

Look! Another girl has said it's okay, so it must be a good idea.
Women of b3ta! There's no need to languish in obscurity: get you baps out and never look back! Online popularity will be yours, guaranteed.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:36, closed)

I don't know about that
In the interest of the public good I choose to keep mine well and truly hidden away.
(xanthine, Sun 24 May 2009, 19:01, closed)

You don't have to hide them because of shame.
I just think it's a bit idiotic to stoop to saying you'll post pictures of yourself in naughty underwear just to get ONLINE POPULARITY.

It's a bit like setting up a Bebo account as a 12 year old girl with suggestive photos and waiting for the paedophiles to flock so you have loads of friend requests.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:24, closed)

that's a great way to get friends
*rushes to bebo*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:18, closed)

You just seem to have completely missed the joke.
Shame!
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:07, closed)

I get the joke but this whole post makes me facepalm so hard my face and my palm both hurt.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:46, closed)

The internet has discovered the secret weapon to defeat Wormulus
Pandering.
( WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:00, closed)

but can it beat Dr Who?
that's the true question.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:23, closed)

Probably...
I don't mind :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:55, closed)

Nooooo!
The secret weapon to defeat Wormulus is humour. People on /talk should try it. It really works.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:34, closed)

wow
a real girl?

wearing underwear?

I wish the internet had pictures like that more often...I know, I should set up a website showing pictures of girls in their underwear! I'll be rich!
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:54, closed)

If only
the internet had a scratch and sniff facility...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:58, closed)

Nah...
you never know where the internet's been.
( monkeybananaraffle, Sat 23 May 2009, 8:50, closed)

so let me get this straight...
you'll post pics of your pants if you win? Thats dire. QOTW is really dead if this wins. Wit - zero points. Might as well be watching Channel 5.
(scuttler, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51, closed)

I think becky is being ever so slightly ironic here

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 May 2009, 15:46, closed)

In what way exactly?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 20:23, closed)

Oh
A real girl? In real pants?

Surely not.

*clicks just in case*
(slightlymiserablehyacinth, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:30, closed)

Huge thanks to Mictoboy for creating this for me NSFW?





















( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:47, closed)

Cor!
Nice vectorage! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:56, closed)

if any more ladyb3tans want to sends me pics of themselves in their knickers
i won't object :)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:00, closed)

It must be a hard life, micto.
Fnar!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:01, closed)

They're not knickers
They're finest polka dot pance :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:02, closed)

*sends pic*
Did I mention I'm an overweight 44 year old. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:14, closed)

i'm not fussy :)

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:21, closed)

What about men in ladies underwear?
*prepares tripod*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:17, closed)

Yes pleeeeeese.
*salivates*
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:32, closed)

Maybe one day, bgb
Maybe one day ;)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:41, closed)

i'm game if you are
but don't blame me if they accidentally fall all over the internet
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:41, closed)

Haha
I'm game.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:45, closed)

Isn't sure why she wants to see this, but rather does.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:46, closed)

Ahem...
Probably NSFW

No resource for vector/watercolouring at the moment.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:14, closed)

MY EYES!
THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, closed)

backs away slowly

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, closed)

*applauds*
Great pixellation mictoboy and beckyletters.

This FTW.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 26 May 2009, 22:19, closed)

OH LOOK IT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S A VECTOR
LOOK IT DIDN'T WHORE MYSELF TO WIN QOTW AT ALL

LOOK HOW IRONC AND CLEVER I'M BEING

Yeah, you totally subverted pandering there.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:50, closed)

get over yourself love

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:16, closed)

It is pretty pathetic to see you all dribbling over an internet girl.
I think TFD has a perfectly good point frankly.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 20:21, closed)

I'm not
I'm already shagging an interweb girl.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 27 May 2009, 21:34, closed)

She's not really a girl

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:44, closed)

Look, "Dave" is my girl...
...apart from on Thursdays. "she" drives then.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 27 May 2009, 21:49, closed)

What the fuck?
A good point? It's an online forum for goodness sake, she is not selling her body down at the docks.

How can you spend all that time on the talk board bemoaning the people on QOTW taking everything so seriously and then get this upset about someone realising that you can win the weekly competition by being female and talking about your pants.

And as for your comment on the talk board about not being a coward or horrible becuase you can tell the writer your opinion to her face. Going up to someone you've never met before and telling them that you think they are "pathetic" and this is a "blatant attempt to bolster your own self esteem" is pretty horrible actually, and it doesn't show a lack of cowardice, it shows a lack of basic courtesy.

This is an internet comedy forum, it's not the oxford union. Stop being so self righteous about something so worthless and get over yourself.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 27 May 2009, 21:42, closed)

You're right, it is worthless.
It's worthless because it's stunningly unimaginative and a cheap trick.

If the picture of the biggest knockers sent in by a female /board member got frontpaged constantly then I would consider that idiotic too. It's not 'internet comedy' befitting a forum like this, it's sadly an easy way to win QOTW. I don't consider the internet or b3ta a place you can win by having the most friends or getting the most amount of pandering and thus I think this post is mind and heart numbingly stupid.

Neither I nor Wicca have ever attacked QOTW for taking things too seriously, I actually enjoy reading QOTW and occasionally contribute when I feel I might have something funny or interesting to add. On the many times I don't I do not flash my breasts in a hope that someone will notice me. That sort of mindless 'look at me' thing is so dull and contributes absolutely nothing to the sharing and amusing creative atmosphere.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:33, closed)

It also takes nothing away from it
To me, it was a bit of harmless fun that you and some others clearly took offence to. Why? I honestly don't know. It's a picture. Seriously, if I was that offended by a picture, I wouldn't bother giving it the time of day. I wouldn't be making endless huffy posts about how wrong and pathetic it is.

You may not have attacked QOTW, but you've made an attack on my character. Well done. You don't know me, don't think for a second that you know anything about me, other than what I have chosen to write on these boards.

I've refrained from writing anything at length until now as I feel no need to justify it. Frankly I don't care what you think, you don't like it, that's fine. Please remember at the end of a day it's pixels on a screen, nothing more.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:47, closed)

"It's not 'internet comedy' befitting a forum like this"
A forum where jokes about Madeline McCanns dissapearence are highly placed, a forum where badly worded puns have been known to win the weekly competition, a forum where the phrase "fuck off" is considered a funny retort to a new person posting a question, and a forum where it's perfectly acceptable to viciously belittle stories of childhood abuse.

Instead someone has noticed that it's quite funny that large numbers of people who don't post actually are sweaty palmed virgins who will vote for something in the hope of seeing an actual girl in her pants.

And you accuse her of "whoring herself". You have to get over yourself. If you don't like something, ignore it, if a particular person constantly annoys you, use the ignore button, but to start using capital letters and bold to indicate just how upset you've managed to get at the internet is pretty ridiculous, especially since you then try to take the moral high ground. Why not just go the whole hog and accuse her of being worse than hitler? But make sure you mean it.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:57, closed)

I think I love you....
...You sir/ma'am, I must buy you a drink...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 27 May 2009, 23:20, closed)

^^ this

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:35, closed)

I thought you said you were sexy

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:56, closed)

Vectoring is an ace way of disguising fuck-ugliness.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:56, closed)

The voice of experience here

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:10, closed)

Imagine
Like a bloke, I clicked on this and found - well, not what I expected! :)
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:47, closed)

I have to say
this sickens me to my stomach. An otherwise perfectly respectable girl attempts to pervert the course of an online popularity contest by offering to whore herself out to the entire world in exchange for votes, and everyone queues up and foams at the (virtual) mouth in order to be first in line with their clicks. You're all pathetic lowlife scum, hankering after your next fix of rudey pictures and online psuedosex, and you all disgust me to my core, none more than Miss beckyjsbx herself.
*Clicks hard*
*Clicks again*
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:18, closed)

Hang on now
By 'pictures', I thought that meant 'photographs', and not a computer graphic image, albeit an expertly rendered one.

Methinks you are playing a little unfairly, Miss Becky! ;-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:45, closed)

I made no mention of photographic content.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:48, closed)

I know.
It was merely an assumption that we'd get photos. Quite clever on your part, I must say.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:04, closed)

well im not clicking until I see photographs
/perv
( Peej, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:54, closed)

You can't even keep a boyfriend
and you can't find anyone else other than a sad fat blubbering sack of internet users to show your cottonwear too. This is truly the lowest day in the history of /QOTW
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:59, closed)

"You can't even keep a boyfriend" Are you for real?
If she wants to post pictures of herself in her underwear wherever she chooses to then she can!

Oh, and add to that, if Becky wins I'll add a post of me in my knickers too - big fucking deal.

Posting pictures of yourself has nothing whatsoever to do with getting a man.

And one other thing...getting a man is not the be all and end all of life for women these days - we can spend time thinking about kittens too, that's if our little brains can take it.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:08, closed)

There you go.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:57, closed)

Put it in a seperate thread so I can click it
I love you chickenlady
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:00, closed)

Pffft!
Do they say "wank party" on the back?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:01, closed)

Yes, yes they do
and on the front they say 'I love bukkake'
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:02, closed)

Ooh I have that exact pair
Primarche?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:04, closed)

La Senza
Five pairs for a tenner.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:07, closed)

Ooh snap
that's where I got my Polka dot ones and MATCHING, BUT DIFFERENT COLOUR BRA FROM.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:09, closed)

ZOMG!
Attention seeking online!

Shouldn't you be ironing?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 27 May 2009, 23:01, closed)

I AM FUCKING DISGUSTED!

YOU'RE A WHORE!

I'VE SEEN YOU IN KINGS CROSS LOOKING FOR TRADE!

and you turned me down.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:04, closed)

"Dave!"

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 27 May 2009, 23:06, closed)

No, i'm Nigel

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:07, closed)

Griswold?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:09, closed)

That wasn't me
I hang out round Covent Garden.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:21, closed)

Are you confusing you with me?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 27 May 2009, 23:22, closed)

*salutes*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:27, closed)

Best Thread Ever
This is better than HONDA ACCORD
( WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:55, closed)

take that back
or me and the Accord will hunt you down
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:08, closed)

Shit! I wish I could post a pic now.
By the time I get my pic took and vectored, the qotw will be finished.


Yay Chickenlady.

Nice bum btw!
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:34, closed)

Take one and just obscure it a bit with photoshop or paint then :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:40, closed)

Or post it plain, like.
:)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:42, closed)

Really, we won't mind
As you can see, this thread is nothing but respectful, polite commentary. :)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:48, closed)

Quick vectoring
vectormagic.com/home

Just upload a pic and it's done for you.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:17, closed)