My job: Expectation vs Reality
When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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Getting my sweet, sweet revenge...
Expectation:
In the last two days I've been introduced to a couple of b3tans in RL. By "introduced" I mean I've found out the names and details of at least 4 of the people who have tried to bully me by mentioning my RL name on this website. A couple of them I knew months ago anyway. Thru my own internet sleuthing. But I've decided to give them an early xmas present. By giving their bosses a search link from this site to some of their.... "best" moments and providing them with their b3ta usernames. There was a couple of OBE and CBE's whose emails I had to chase up. and there was 1 person who is self-employed - finding some of their clients to notify was a bit more difficult. Now I'm NOT going to name names because that would be against the rules of this website. But in the mean time whether you believe me or not - for those of you who know you deserve this - have fun looking over your shoulder over the next few weeks.
Reality:
I got banned. Three times. But now after some considered chats with the powers that be, I'm back! Sorry if I killed anyone's careers!
Rob x
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Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Tue 13 May 2014, 16:38,
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Haha we have a right laugh here
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 May 2014, 16:41,
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Is crying on the internet
now a valid career path?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 13 May 2014, 16:52,
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Of course, look at the "leave britney alone" trannnie, he's everywhere.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 14 May 2014, 13:59,
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can someone post that
boohoo thing?
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username failed moderation, Tue 13 May 2014, 17:00,
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I've got a dead horse, here.
Do you want to flog it?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 May 2014, 17:01,
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comedy accounts are fucking shit and only used by unfunny cunts
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 May 2014, 17:30,
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comedy accounts are /qotw is
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 May 2014, 8:57,
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are you and emvee and little billy bullshit having a dreary-off?
because you're all winning
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 May 2014, 17:14,
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Pander
Panda PAnzer
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Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:01,
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Yes Shambo. And with your witty anecdotes you are really spoiling us.
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Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:30,
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a man who is bored of otters is bored of life
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:26,
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so you finger otters now?
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52,
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Don't be silly
the otters finger him
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:11,
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some people think it's hard to snare morons etc etc yadda blah ttt
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:42,
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^ upset
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 May 2014, 7:19,
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Hahaha
"careers"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 May 2014, 17:36,
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We can't all be self-facilitating media nodes.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:50,
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hey ... he's the third most important colour-inner in his flat
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:29,
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Are you that LOLWACKY cunt who posts pictures of his 'Manchester stag do' that no one gives the
slightest fuck about?
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:31,
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Some things you can't parody.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 14 May 2014, 9:52,
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Are you going to have another FLOUNCEATHON?
*Gets popcorn*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 14 May 2014, 14:27,
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How do I close and delete my B3ta account?
Go to our mail form and select "messageboard stuff" and write a message asking to be deleted. Then one of our mods will remove your account and all your posts will disappear from the site. We're sorry we don't have an automated process to handle this but writing code takes time and we tend to only get a handful of delete requests a month, hence doing it manually works for us.
If you're that desperate to get this account shut down you could always do this, rather than keep saying that you're dreariness mcdonaldsbelly every week
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 May 2014, 8:38,
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