b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Not having sex » Post 2288996 | Search
This is a question Not having sex

Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
Pages: Popular, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

Got a johnny stuck up her.
Trip to A&E to fish it out.

Mood lost.

The end.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 18:02, 9 replies)
If your penis was of sufficient size for the condom to adhere to you this wouldn't have happened.
So, you have a tiny penis.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 18:07, closed)
It was not of sufficient size to fill an extra large one.
As my penis is only large.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 19:39, closed)
I can only get them over the trip so they're likely to come off with me too.*
*may contain lies.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 19:55, closed)
Whose
was it?
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:30, closed)
George!'s obvs.

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:53, closed)
Lost one once too...
Had to fish around to find it.
But on the positive side I now know where the opening of the cervix is.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 21:24, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/notgettingsex/post2288999
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 21:29, closed)
It was a crap condom
The kind that makes your dick looks like a raw Tesco Value Sausage.
Then red and dry like George's face when you take it off.

I'd rather NOT have sex than use one of those glorified cut off kitchen glove fingers again.

Edit; checked some anatomy; it was pounded into the posterior vaginal fornix, a kind of fold behind the opening of the cervix.
If you have a compliant girlfriend, go exploring in there, it's a maze of folds, ridges and bumps.
Not the smooth tube I was led to believe in sex ed.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 21:39, closed)
I hate that when you pull your cock out and there's a condom hanging all limp from the end
...especially when you weren't wearing one when you started.
(, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:13, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 3, 2, 1