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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Great late-night thread by my mentally ill login-thief there.
Even though it does reference 'cinema', something I'm 'really into', that wasn't me. It doesn't especially bother me but it's a bit fucking weird, eh?
Good weekend? Mine was tip-top. Warm weather makes entertaining a three-year-old considerably cheaper.
Alt: Good week ahead? Aside from being proposed to on Weds I've nothing exciting coming up.
Attn AA: Hitler film safely delivered, will spare the missus that one as she's going away later this week so I'll be having a Nazi weekend. Thanks a lot.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:32, 118 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Even though it does reference 'cinema', something I'm 'really into', that wasn't me. It doesn't especially bother me but it's a bit fucking weird, eh?
Good weekend? Mine was tip-top. Warm weather makes entertaining a three-year-old considerably cheaper.
Alt: Good week ahead? Aside from being proposed to on Weds I've nothing exciting coming up.
Attn AA: Hitler film safely delivered, will spare the missus that one as she's going away later this week so I'll be having a Nazi weekend. Thanks a lot.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:32, 118 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm tired
I was awake all night waiting for a bent Gooner to text me.
I'll bet you watched the Oscars last night.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:36, Reply)
I was awake all night waiting for a bent Gooner to text me.
I'll bet you watched the Oscars last night.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:36, Reply)
I sure did. I played an Oscars drinking game because I am a hideous wanker and that's what we do.
I will have the desired information for you this morning. I was a little refreshed after Needoo's and things went slightly awry.
Soz.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)
I will have the desired information for you this morning. I was a little refreshed after Needoo's and things went slightly awry.
Soz.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)
The 'Other Side' won something?
Was there a voguing contest in Shoreditch again?
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)
Was there a voguing contest in Shoreditch again?
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)
Busy week ahead.
Mum and dad are coming to help me pack tomorrow because I'm Mr Trebus and need help.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Mum and dad are coming to help me pack tomorrow because I'm Mr Trebus and need help.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Well I have only seen it on the internet
so it could be a workie's hut for all I know.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
so it could be a workie's hut for all I know.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
By the botanic gardens. Inverleith/Canonmills
I reckon I'll see you drinking in stockbridge. Dean's a nice little place.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
I reckon I'll see you drinking in stockbridge. Dean's a nice little place.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
There's a little street with a few pubs near us
Bert's bar etc etc. Any good?
I will also be befriending the old men in the Oxford and the Cambridge.
Where else do you suggest? djtp wants to go to Lebowski's cos it's his favourite film.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Bert's bar etc etc. Any good?
I will also be befriending the old men in the Oxford and the Cambridge.
Where else do you suggest? djtp wants to go to Lebowski's cos it's his favourite film.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)
haha, I was in lebowski's on sat night.
Berts and teuchters across the road are good. there's no old men in the cambridge, it's a rah pub really.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Berts and teuchters across the road are good. there's no old men in the cambridge, it's a rah pub really.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)
That pains me.
It looked like an arld fella's pub. Oh well, The Oxford is an arld man's pub isn't it?
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)
It looked like an arld fella's pub. Oh well, The Oxford is an arld man's pub isn't it?
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)
it's half wankers and half Rebus fanboys with a few old men in for good measure
mathers, bow bar or stockbridge tap are your old man pubs. Or spiers, but that's up by me.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)
mathers, bow bar or stockbridge tap are your old man pubs. Or spiers, but that's up by me.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Ta.
And I mean nice old men. not ones with pitbulls or in and out of the betty for a flutter.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)
And I mean nice old men. not ones with pitbulls or in and out of the betty for a flutter.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)
that rules out spiers then, too. extension of the Coral next door.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)
oh roota, i had no idea
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rooter (number 4)
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rooter (number 4)
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)
but your moving to edinboruough
so your even worse than a real sweatty sock
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)
so your even worse than a real sweatty sock
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)
No, I'm Monty Boyce
^MORE FILM^
My weekend was pretty goood, thanks. Ranging from the chavviest kids birthday party I've ever been to, to a decent slap-up lunch round at a chef friend's house.
Alt: Sorry girls, I'm already married. Apart from receiving more records through the post I have nothing to look forward to.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)
^MORE FILM^
My weekend was pretty goood, thanks. Ranging from the chavviest kids birthday party I've ever been to, to a decent slap-up lunch round at a chef friend's house.
Alt: Sorry girls, I'm already married. Apart from receiving more records through the post I have nothing to look forward to.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Old enough to know better than to join in with the breakdancing lesson at the party.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)
I do hope you are not disparaging the noble art of the b-boy here.
I don’t want to have to battle you, Tangers.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)
I don’t want to have to battle you, Tangers.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)
No that would be bent.
A b-boy battle is not the same AT ALL*
*it's kind of the same. Kind of exactly.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)
A b-boy battle is not the same AT ALL*
*it's kind of the same. Kind of exactly.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Weekend: test drove a couple of cars, decorated, rugby, cooking, pub.
This week: firing 6 people, buying a car, celebrating Mrs Battered's birthday on Thursday.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)
This week: firing 6 people, buying a car, celebrating Mrs Battered's birthday on Thursday.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)
I broke my arm, so not really.
Alt: I plan to spend the week discovering just how many fucking things it's impossible to do with only one hand.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Alt: I plan to spend the week discovering just how many fucking things it's impossible to do with only one hand.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)
hockey.
I've been boozing for many years so I'm quite good at not injuring myself doing that.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)
I've been boozing for many years so I'm quite good at not injuring myself doing that.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)
I always feel disappointed if a massive booze session does not result in some kind of injury
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)
neither, although probably what you mean by the former.
but it's against the rules to play on grass. Ice hockey is for screaming Marys that need body armour.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)
but it's against the rules to play on grass. Ice hockey is for screaming Marys that need body armour.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Why can't you play on grass? i learnt to play on grass back in the day
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)
it's too unpredictable.
be like playing cricket on an uneven wicket. You're allowed to play lower league stuff on grass I think but national league and international is forbidden.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)
be like playing cricket on an uneven wicket. You're allowed to play lower league stuff on grass I think but national league and international is forbidden.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)
gayer than a bunch of boys frolicking in a field in knee high shorts with sticks
shouting 'ta-ra!' at each other? yeah football is gay too
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)
shouting 'ta-ra!' at each other? yeah football is gay too
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)
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( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)
i'm not arguing with that, i don't like football
but you can't tell me taht hockey is any straighter?
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)
but you can't tell me taht hockey is any straighter?
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)
surely not Ultimate Fighting?
theres nothing i've seen thats gay about two men in their pants holding each other on the floor
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)
theres nothing i've seen thats gay about two men in their pants holding each other on the floor
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Fucking hell. I am agreeing with YOU. Blimey.
Football is as bent as Stunned gargling cum in the showers at Chariots on a Thursday evening.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Football is as bent as Stunned gargling cum in the showers at Chariots on a Thursday evening.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)
I have a new flat to move into with an extra bedroom and stairs,
I have found someone to rent my old flat for just £50 PCM less than the new place, meaning I have more space for almost no money.
Weekend included very exciting and yet ultimately disappointing rugby.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I have found someone to rent my old flat for just £50 PCM less than the new place, meaning I have more space for almost no money.
Weekend included very exciting and yet ultimately disappointing rugby.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)
My company accounts are regularly inspected by various bodies, from a professional point of view I remain squeaky clean
UNLIKE MR NAKED APE THE TAX EVADER U AND THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS DISGUST ME
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)
UNLIKE MR NAKED APE THE TAX EVADER U AND THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS DISGUST ME
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)
i hope youre allowed to sublet, plus that you get a deposit from them thatll cover the old one, and that being one that will be protected.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Morning Monty
Glad to see the DVD has arrived.
Not a bad weekend, although I do feel a little sick at the minute.
Friday - Had a night with housemates, drank, smoked, just a good laugh really.
Saturday - Went out with friends, headed back to a mates house, drank and watched films til 4am
Sunday - Watched 2 cracking games of football, potted up my curry, attempted an early night, failed miserably.
Alt: Gig tonight, then seeing b3tans next weekend, so I hope so!
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Glad to see the DVD has arrived.
Not a bad weekend, although I do feel a little sick at the minute.
Friday - Had a night with housemates, drank, smoked, just a good laugh really.
Saturday - Went out with friends, headed back to a mates house, drank and watched films til 4am
Sunday - Watched 2 cracking games of football, potted up my curry, attempted an early night, failed miserably.
Alt: Gig tonight, then seeing b3tans next weekend, so I hope so!
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)
2 cracking games?
because if you're including the carling cup in that, I hope you were on strong hallucinogens. It was fucking woeful.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
because if you're including the carling cup in that, I hope you were on strong hallucinogens. It was fucking woeful.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Good morning all.
Good Weekend thanks, watched my new World at War DVDs on Sunday, Apparently it was the Nazis that did it.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Good Weekend thanks, watched my new World at War DVDs on Sunday, Apparently it was the Nazis that did it.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
I've got £18 to last me 'till wensday, but I have fags, so I should be alright as long as I don't see a will smith DVD on special offer.
Sometimes I think I'm the most retarded man in the history of retarded men, why did I think FIVE DAYS before pay day that it would be a good idea to buy a new playstation !?!??!?!
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Sometimes I think I'm the most retarded man in the history of retarded men, why did I think FIVE DAYS before pay day that it would be a good idea to buy a new playstation !?!??!?!
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)
its great, uncharted is really engaging, the back touchpad works well, movies look great on it.
Its like a kindle for games, you can just download them, sometimes cheaper than shops too.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Its like a kindle for games, you can just download them, sometimes cheaper than shops too.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)
don't what? do you reckon the 3g isn't worth it just for downloading games?
(or playing online? what?)
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)
(or playing online? what?)
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)
sorry, pressed enter early
Don't see the point of 3g, it cost like
£5 for 500mb, each demo alone is like 2gb. And I can't imagine live gaming being any good on it.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Don't see the point of 3g, it cost like
£5 for 500mb, each demo alone is like 2gb. And I can't imagine live gaming being any good on it.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Anybody fancy a snog?
I have a chest infection and I'm feeling generous.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)
I have a chest infection and I'm feeling generous.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Great weekend and a pretty good week lined up too!
Drank a fair bit, didn't watch either of the competetive mincing games* on Sunday, played lots of guitar and had chinese food twice. All good!
This week I are mostly working (yeah right - like what I do is work) with occasional outbreaks of decorating.
*Football
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Drank a fair bit, didn't watch either of the competetive mincing games* on Sunday, played lots of guitar and had chinese food twice. All good!
This week I are mostly working (yeah right - like what I do is work) with occasional outbreaks of decorating.
*Football
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I had a lovely weekend thanks for asking.
No internet shut-ins, so that was a good start.
Went to West Ham on Saturday and then watched the rugby afterwards. Pub on Saturday night.
Yesterday was glorious, I did nothing.
Alt: I am Billy No Mates this week.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)
No internet shut-ins, so that was a good start.
Went to West Ham on Saturday and then watched the rugby afterwards. Pub on Saturday night.
Yesterday was glorious, I did nothing.
Alt: I am Billy No Mates this week.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)
oh what, you mean you didn't go to sit in a pub with monty, battered and whoever else
and sit around going 'OMG YOUR GAY, I'M DEFINITYELY NOT GAY BUT YOU ARE' all night?
disapointed is what i am
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)
and sit around going 'OMG YOUR GAY, I'M DEFINITYELY NOT GAY BUT YOU ARE' all night?
disapointed is what i am
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Relieved is what I am.
You forgot the bit where one of them makes a joke about the Nazis.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
You forgot the bit where one of them makes a joke about the Nazis.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
I thought it was you listening in to our conversations last Saturday.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Very relaxing thanks.
The cottage can best be described as looking like a ginger bread house. Lovely open fire. which we kept blazing away. Good pub within stomping distance.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:31, Reply)
The cottage can best be described as looking like a ginger bread house. Lovely open fire. which we kept blazing away. Good pub within stomping distance.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Yup, only a bit of a shower on Wednesday.
Went to Tonbridge Wells on Thursday and got sun-burned.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Went to Tonbridge Wells on Thursday and got sun-burned.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)
I watched it, Boaby. I set my face to stunned.
If only Walcott could play like that week in, week out. 2nd half play obv.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
If only Walcott could play like that week in, week out. 2nd half play obv.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
i don't think they should be allowed weapons, it sets an unfair advantage
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Oh silly Quinten it's got something to do with Arsenal really being a South London side
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)
From my hometown of Woolwich.
Had the first McDonalds in the UK.
True Story.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Had the first McDonalds in the UK.
True Story.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)
No, that's because
everytime I fuck your Mum she gives me a biscuit.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
everytime I fuck your Mum she gives me a biscuit.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
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