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20mins and no postsAre you all too busy sifting chicken fried krill with your enormous baline filled mouths?
£5 flat fee fine. Who or what would you like to be able to charge with a £5 fine? i will nominated the wanker trying to pull in fropm the wrong lane on my commute this morning, thus avoiding the queue, NOT ON MY WATCH SUNSHINE!
alt alt: *sigh* lunch?
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£5 fine to your Mum for breaking my banjo string with her massive fat arse. (, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)
There's a good questionVirginity loss
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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She did you a favourotherwise you'd have to go jewish like AA, and Monty would no longer be your friend
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Metro wankers with too loud hissy headphones onSympathy lunch reply - ham and grain mustard sammich
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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I'm parked up in town, waiting for mr b3th to come out of his doctors appointment.I'm enjoying the sunshine, subjecting passers by to my phat choons, and taking photos for my 366 project.
Alt: anyone who doesn't know why their car has indicators.
Alt alt: not for me thanks, I'm fine.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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I'm bopping along happily in my seat to the music on my radio,So it's definitely a two horse race.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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I'll be handing out black eyes in a minute(
b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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Motorboat?Pedalo, more like.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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Nothing. Catsup with you?(
b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:36,
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I declare that you are a bent, witless spastic./Monty
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:50,
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Actually the wrong lane?Or are there two lanes provided to ease congestion, but everyone insists on only using one out of some misguided sense of fairplay?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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A left lane to turn left and a right lane to turn right onto the mini roundaboutI simply block the fuckers leaving them stranded on the roundabout in everyone's way
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Ok, fair enoughJust one of my many pet hates when driving.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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Anyone who doesn't say thanks after you hold the door open for them.And anyone who doesn't say please and thank you when ordering drinks at the bar. Winds me up beyond words.
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I don't say thankyou when someone holds the door open for me.Look what happened to Hudson in the Great Escape.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1542238£5 please
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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Man, you'd be down(s) a shitload of cash(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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Just pretend then and save each £5(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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Sorry, am rather busy todayI'd charge my housemate £5 everytime he mentioned football, as he just sounds ridiculous every time he speaks.
Alt: Once again, rabbit curry.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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That rabbit curry runs and runs, doesn't it?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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Not anymore it doesn'tI thought I'd managed to debone it rather well, the vertabrae I just chewed on shows me that there is still more I could have done.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:55,
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He's got more rabbit than sainsbury's(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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Oh FUCK I'm bored.This place is a fucking mortuary this week.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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My bosses' boss talking shit on the phone to a customer*dons earphones*
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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Now Stone Temple Pilots - Sex Type Thingnice
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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My boss complaining, currentlyBut at lunch, I had a listen to some Behemoth
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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I'm listening to this:www.trunkrecords.com/turntable/seasons.shtml
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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I was bored but then I started listening to the music from Sonic on the Mega Drive. This is actually amazing: youtu.be/qYPNUyPgfdQ
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You can't bring me down today I'm in too good a mood. I'm on a nostalgia trip init, but it's more the fact the music (from the first one especially) is actually class.
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I'm not trying to bring you downI'm just saying listening to music from comuter games is both retarded and indeed bent
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I'm not listening to anything because I'm at work.I'm actually doing work to get away from the crushing tedium of B3ta. MY WORLD HAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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It is a bit of a ghost town on here latelyEveryone here, check in please!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:23,
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Kroney, sir!Standing by
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:23,
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Right, I have a conf call with a load of proper chchchchhaaaalm down Scousers in 3 minsI need a list of words to shoehorn into the chat
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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And that was in IraqWhat's your point, Stunned?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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Hillsborough is not from Liverpool. I had no point tbh. Just, you know, posting for shiggles.
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Barry's here for duty. But not for long I don't think, I fancy popping down to Osborne Road cos the weather's nice, I've got new shades that need an airing and pints of Sagres are two quid in Ru Bar at this time of day.
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Osborne Road when it's sunny is one of my favourite places in the world. Some of the bars are utter shit but the good ones are proper lovely places.
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It is indeed a nice place to beer upSome decent places to eat too
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Over.(
Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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I can't remember what it is from!ARGH!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton(
Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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Changed it yesterday after watching the programme about the nutters in Luton.(
Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:38,
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It's the text alert on my phone.(
Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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TMB.present and correct.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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Red Rum NYYEEEEIIIIGH hrumph(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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it's supposed to be petty things reallylike people who have to stop before getting onto an escalator.
look out out for the magic moving staircase that disappears under the floor it might steal your soul or the soles of your shoes
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You say that. There are loads of people in major English towns that are having their first escalator experience.
/jonnystairclimber.
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I've been doing some exercise recentlyand now I have crippling shoulder pain. Don't do it, kids, it's bad for you.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:41,
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This site has an unhealthy obsession with onanism.I am appalled. Appalled and revolted. And repulsed. Appalled, revolted and repulsed.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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"an unhealthy obsession with onanism"Matched only by human males.
Which rules...zzzzzz.
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I'm off to sit in a beer garden and enjoy the weather.I may also ogle all the hot student totty. Enjoy the rest of your working day everyone.
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I am insanely jealous of Barry right now(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:30,
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I've always hated him with hgis "tees" and days ourt with his "mum"(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I feel I must defend mr Barry hereHe is a top chap
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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he won't bum you for white knightng himalso i was takin the piss, I've never met the coat stealing, designer clothes wearing student bastard
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I'm in the pub right nowThere is no hot student totty though. Only red-faced old Irishmen.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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bloody hell it's dead on hereSomebody at work just looked out of the window and said, "The sun's trying to come out" and I immediately said "from Annie's disappointing sequel" to universal bafflement. I blame b3ta.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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People who suggest that the weather is "trying" to do anything are cretins(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)
It's not MENSA here(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:37,
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No, I still have an anus in the freezer. I was talking about reading the last rites.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:48,
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Not for you spakkers, for OT, she be dying.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:50,
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im attempting to throw a sickie but I cant find anyone to cover my shiftThe bastards
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K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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How the fuck does that work then?What happens if you are in a coma? Do you still have to go to work?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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start a new one then...Anyway it's the responses, not the question that make a thread, so there
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And for offtopic being quiet(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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Hey, some of us are trying to post(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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And for being bent.And a spastic.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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You can't be angry at me for that, it's not really my faultyou wouldn't smack a retard for shitting in your pot plants would you?
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And for the frustration of posting from a phone.And for the baby waking up before I've finished my pint.
I might start a new thread.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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If you've had the presence of mind to pre-arrange coverwouldn't that make it look like you weren't actually sick?
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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Always looking on the bright side there!(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:01,
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everycloud has a silver liningevery bleed has a shitty alternative
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what the fuck is baline?i would charge the tube £5 every time it makes me late. i would be a millionaire.
i just texted a b3tan an INXS based joke, and used the word autoeroticasphyxiation. this is the longest word i have ever texted (usually they just have 4 letters). made me think what a fucking rank practice that must be. ever choked anyone? or been choked??
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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sure. i'll watch youoff you go michael
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:17,
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make sure to squeeze so tightly that everything goes blackaround the neck, i mean.
oh.
wait.
you're not the right man for this job, are you, neckless?
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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I KNOWI WAS RIGHT PROUD OF THIS ONE
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:45,
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