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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Are you all too busy sifting chicken fried krill with your enormous baline filled mouths?
£5 flat fee fine. Who or what would you like to be able to charge with a £5 fine? i will nominated the wanker trying to pull in fropm the wrong lane on my commute this morning, thus avoiding the queue, NOT ON MY WATCH SUNSHINE!
alt alt: *sigh* lunch?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:20, 189 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Are you all too busy sifting chicken fried krill with your enormous baline filled mouths?
£5 flat fee fine. Who or what would you like to be able to charge with a £5 fine? i will nominated the wanker trying to pull in fropm the wrong lane on my commute this morning, thus avoiding the queue, NOT ON MY WATCH SUNSHINE!
alt alt: *sigh* lunch?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:20, 189 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
£5 fine to your Mum for breaking my banjo string with her massive fat arse.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)
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She did you a favour
otherwise you'd have to go jewish like AA, and Monty would no longer be your friend
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)
otherwise you'd have to go jewish like AA, and Monty would no longer be your friend
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Metro wankers with too loud hissy headphones on
Sympathy lunch reply - ham and grain mustard sammich
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Sympathy lunch reply - ham and grain mustard sammich
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I'm parked up in town, waiting for mr b3th to come out of his doctors appointment.
I'm enjoying the sunshine, subjecting passers by to my phat choons, and taking photos for my 366 project.
Alt: anyone who doesn't know why their car has indicators.
Alt alt: not for me thanks, I'm fine.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)
I'm enjoying the sunshine, subjecting passers by to my phat choons, and taking photos for my 366 project.
Alt: anyone who doesn't know why their car has indicators.
Alt alt: not for me thanks, I'm fine.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)
I'm bopping along happily in my seat to the music on my radio,
So it's definitely a two horse race.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)
So it's definitely a two horse race.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Actually the wrong lane?
Or are there two lanes provided to ease congestion, but everyone insists on only using one out of some misguided sense of fairplay?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Or are there two lanes provided to ease congestion, but everyone insists on only using one out of some misguided sense of fairplay?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)
A left lane to turn left and a right lane to turn right onto the mini roundabout
I simply block the fuckers leaving them stranded on the roundabout in everyone's way
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I simply block the fuckers leaving them stranded on the roundabout in everyone's way
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Anyone who doesn't say thanks after you hold the door open for them.
And anyone who doesn't say please and thank you when ordering drinks at the bar. Winds me up beyond words.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)
And anyone who doesn't say please and thank you when ordering drinks at the bar. Winds me up beyond words.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I don't say thankyou when someone holds the door open for me.
Look what happened to Hudson in the Great Escape.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Look what happened to Hudson in the Great Escape.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Sorry, am rather busy today
I'd charge my housemate £5 everytime he mentioned football, as he just sounds ridiculous every time he speaks.
Alt: Once again, rabbit curry.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I'd charge my housemate £5 everytime he mentioned football, as he just sounds ridiculous every time he speaks.
Alt: Once again, rabbit curry.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Not anymore it doesn't
I thought I'd managed to debone it rather well, the vertabrae I just chewed on shows me that there is still more I could have done.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I thought I'd managed to debone it rather well, the vertabrae I just chewed on shows me that there is still more I could have done.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)
My bosses' boss talking shit on the phone to a customer
*dons earphones*
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:19, Reply)
*dons earphones*
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:19, Reply)
My boss complaining, currently
But at lunch, I had a listen to some Behemoth
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)
But at lunch, I had a listen to some Behemoth
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I'm listening to this:
www.trunkrecords.com/turntable/seasons.shtml
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)
www.trunkrecords.com/turntable/seasons.shtml
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I was bored but then I started listening to the music from Sonic on the Mega Drive.
This is actually amazing: youtu.be/qYPNUyPgfdQ
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is actually amazing: youtu.be/qYPNUyPgfdQ
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:20, Reply)
You can't bring me down today I'm in too good a mood.
I'm on a nostalgia trip init, but it's more the fact the music (from the first one especially) is actually class.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I'm on a nostalgia trip init, but it's more the fact the music (from the first one especially) is actually class.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I'm not trying to bring you down
I'm just saying listening to music from comuter games is both retarded and indeed bent
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I'm just saying listening to music from comuter games is both retarded and indeed bent
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I'm not listening to anything because I'm at work.
I'm actually doing work to get away from the crushing tedium of B3ta. MY WORLD HAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I'm actually doing work to get away from the crushing tedium of B3ta. MY WORLD HAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)
It is a bit of a ghost town on here lately
Everyone here, check in please!
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Everyone here, check in please!
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Right, I have a conf call with a load of proper chchchchhaaaalm down Scousers in 3 mins
I need a list of words to shoehorn into the chat
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I need a list of words to shoehorn into the chat
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Hillsborough is not from Liverpool.
I had no point tbh. Just, you know, posting for shiggles.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I had no point tbh. Just, you know, posting for shiggles.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Barry's here for duty.
But not for long I don't think, I fancy popping down to Osborne Road cos the weather's nice, I've got new shades that need an airing and pints of Sagres are two quid in Ru Bar at this time of day.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)
But not for long I don't think, I fancy popping down to Osborne Road cos the weather's nice, I've got new shades that need an airing and pints of Sagres are two quid in Ru Bar at this time of day.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Osborne Road when it's sunny is one of my favourite places in the world.
Some of the bars are utter shit but the good ones are proper lovely places.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Some of the bars are utter shit but the good ones are proper lovely places.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)
It is indeed a nice place to beer up
Some decent places to eat too
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Some decent places to eat too
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Changed it yesterday after watching the programme about the nutters in Luton.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)
it's supposed to be petty things really
like people who have to stop before getting onto an escalator.
look out out for the magic moving staircase that disappears under the floor it might steal your soul or the soles of your shoes
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)
like people who have to stop before getting onto an escalator.
look out out for the magic moving staircase that disappears under the floor it might steal your soul or the soles of your shoes
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)
You say that.
There are loads of people in major English towns that are having their first escalator experience.
/jonnystairclimber.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)
There are loads of people in major English towns that are having their first escalator experience.
/jonnystairclimber.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)
I've been doing some exercise recently
and now I have crippling shoulder pain. Don't do it, kids, it's bad for you.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)
and now I have crippling shoulder pain. Don't do it, kids, it's bad for you.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This site has an unhealthy obsession with onanism.
I am appalled. Appalled and revolted. And repulsed. Appalled, revolted and repulsed.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I am appalled. Appalled and revolted. And repulsed. Appalled, revolted and repulsed.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)
"an unhealthy obsession with onanism"
Matched only by human males.
Which rules...zzzzzz.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Matched only by human males.
Which rules...zzzzzz.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I'm off to sit in a beer garden and enjoy the weather.
I may also ogle all the hot student totty. Enjoy the rest of your working day everyone.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I may also ogle all the hot student totty. Enjoy the rest of your working day everyone.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I've always hated him with hgis "tees" and days ourt with his "mum"
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)
he won't bum you for white knightng him
also i was takin the piss, I've never met the coat stealing, designer clothes wearing student bastard
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)
also i was takin the piss, I've never met the coat stealing, designer clothes wearing student bastard
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I'm in the pub right now
There is no hot student totty though. Only red-faced old Irishmen.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:55, Reply)
There is no hot student totty though. Only red-faced old Irishmen.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:55, Reply)
bloody hell it's dead on here
Somebody at work just looked out of the window and said, "The sun's trying to come out" and I immediately said "from Annie's disappointing sequel" to universal bafflement. I blame b3ta.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Somebody at work just looked out of the window and said, "The sun's trying to come out" and I immediately said "from Annie's disappointing sequel" to universal bafflement. I blame b3ta.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)
People who suggest that the weather is "trying" to do anything are cretins
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)
No, I still have an anus in the freezer. I was talking about reading the last rites.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)
I'm good thank, everyone knows that the devil gets the best music
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
im attempting to throw a sickie but I cant find anyone to cover my shift
The bastards
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
The bastards
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
How the fuck does that work then?
What happens if you are in a coma? Do you still have to go to work?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
What happens if you are in a coma? Do you still have to go to work?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
start a new one then...
Anyway it's the responses, not the question that make a thread, so there
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Anyway it's the responses, not the question that make a thread, so there
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
You can't be angry at me for that, it's not really my fault
you wouldn't smack a retard for shitting in your pot plants would you?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
you wouldn't smack a retard for shitting in your pot plants would you?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
And for the frustration of posting from a phone.
And for the baby waking up before I've finished my pint.
I might start a new thread.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
And for the baby waking up before I've finished my pint.
I might start a new thread.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
If you've had the presence of mind to pre-arrange cover
wouldn't that make it look like you weren't actually sick?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)
wouldn't that make it look like you weren't actually sick?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)
everycloud has a silver lining
every bleed has a shitty alternative
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
every bleed has a shitty alternative
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
what the fuck is baline?
i would charge the tube £5 every time it makes me late. i would be a millionaire.
i just texted a b3tan an INXS based joke, and used the word autoeroticasphyxiation. this is the longest word i have ever texted (usually they just have 4 letters). made me think what a fucking rank practice that must be. ever choked anyone? or been choked??
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
i would charge the tube £5 every time it makes me late. i would be a millionaire.
i just texted a b3tan an INXS based joke, and used the word autoeroticasphyxiation. this is the longest word i have ever texted (usually they just have 4 letters). made me think what a fucking rank practice that must be. ever choked anyone? or been choked??
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
make sure to squeeze so tightly that everything goes black
around the neck, i mean.
oh.
wait.
you're not the right man for this job, are you, neckless?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)
around the neck, i mean.
oh.
wait.
you're not the right man for this job, are you, neckless?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)
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