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(I helped save b3ta! rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That last thread is getting a bit cluttered.
Have a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:35, Reply)
How exciting!
*despoils*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:37, Reply)
Chelsea looks to be through.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:39, Reply)
Redknapp looks sick as a dog.
Sour faced old twat.
Ferguson's going to be insufferable though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:41, Reply)
All I care about in City getting enough points to stay up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:42, Reply)
How many do they need?
And are they likely to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:43, Reply)
I think it'll go to the last game of the season.
There are 3 games less and City are 4 points clear of Coventry.

We've got West Ham at home on Tuesday. I don't see us getting anything from that game.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Best of luck
I think we're safe now, not mathematically quite but it would be pretty ludicrous.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Evening Jeffster
What should I have for my tea?

Options on the table are:

1) Chilli from the freezer - homemade a few weeks ago
2) Frittata - I've got mushrooms and onion and pepper and various meats I can put in it, fairly tempting but makes a lot of washing up
3) Spicy Sausage Tortelloni and Four Cheese Sauce - I always have a pasta and a sauce in because it only takes 5 minutes and is filling.

What do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Have the Chilli.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Good call
I do need to use up what's in the freezer anyway. That's why I had a Sainsbury's Faux-Magnum this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:49, Reply)
What date are you moving?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Week of the 23rd
at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:53, Reply)
BORED BORED BORED

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Come to the quiz with me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:13, Reply)
I don't think I'd get there on time
but I could help remotely.

Oh, hang on, I remember I'm not actually helpful at the pub quiz I do go to
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:15, Reply)
There's only two teams here so far.
We stand good chance of coming at least second.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Sounds like it's popular

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)
I have this effect...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Are you still taking your dog?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Yep. He's say right here.
Unless any burglars are reading this, in which case he's at home on guard.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
has he scared off all your competition?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Gonna get him a packet of crisps this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:31, Reply)
get cheesey moments!
that's what we have at our pub quiz sometimes. The weird thing is that they are made by SMiths, but Smiths Crisps no longer exist. CREEPY, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Have you checked the sell-by dates?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Don't worry TD
Cavy is in Wales, so they just paint lumps of coal a yellowy-orange and put that in packets.

The locals go mad for it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
you get a taste for coal after a while

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I don't like coal.
It's the pits.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
That's a miner setback

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
this seams to be another pun thread

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Maybe we should scuttle it then

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
I don't want to play.
*Retires to his bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
You're just slack

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
stop slating the poor boy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)
You two. Stop quarrying.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)
he's picking on me

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Me and Jerry Dammers get our solid dairy products from a subterranean facility
Operated by Herr Zoff.

I'm going to the offy now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)
let's face it

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
Oooh
You slag (heap).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
deliberately not

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
No. maybe a pepperami though.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)
And the dog?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
The stepson has just farted on the dog's head.
The dog looks fucking disgusted.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Why would he do that

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
He thinks it's funny.
The dog disagrees.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Well, the dog needs to get over himself.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)
He will as soon as he can breathe again.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:47, Reply)
hahaha
What has the stepson eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
A nest of badgers, by the smell of it...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Ohh, he's badger baiting your dog.
Not wonder he has the hump.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Have a wank

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:15, Reply)
you always say that like I haven't already

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Have another one

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)
saving it for later
dont' want to rub it away completely
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)
You'll have arms like Popeye

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Like Michael Clarke Duncan
only a pale blue-ish white.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Usual dilemma - early night or off-license....
It's a tough call tonight....
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Co op.
Get the whisky.
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Don't much care for spirits at home
It'd be wine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Offy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Tomorrow's forecast is the only good day for the week though
And I've no work and fancy a good march with the hounds. Don't want to do that with a hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
But if you've got no work on....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I like a clear head for a route-march though
Although I suppose I could have a lie in and go in the afternoon. I don't like wasting a good day though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Why not get the dogs some beer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:32, Reply)
One of them likes a drop of Guinness
The other one is stupid enough without beer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
They sound like Jedward.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Can't be bothered looking for the link
But Jedward have apparently made a formal complaint to Heathrow Airport about the very extensive hossing they get whenever they go through security.

Tee hee.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I just had an Auchentoshan and am off to the pub soon.

(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Bless you?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Where is everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I'm here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Entertain me, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I thought you were at the quiz?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Yeah, we are.
But it's only taking about half my brain power.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Ask us some questions from the quiz

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Question one.
Who is the biggest bender on OT and why.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Fair enough.
I've eaten my dinner, but I'm not going to have another Nobbly Bobbly.

There is shite on the telly this evening, I might put a film on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
i wish i had ice cream right now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
What ice cream would you get if you could.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
um
dunno. Perhaps one of those ones with bits of toffee in it. Or strawberry.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Have a Cornetto.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
oh I could totally go for one of those
but I seem to be eating too much at the moment anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I fully expect all of the ladies to be on crash diets prior to JeffSTOCK

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
that is way too much pressure!
How about if I eat more, then that lets the others off the hook as they will look better in comparison?

/scoffs a hundred weight of chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
So are you getting yourself a pirate outfit?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
we've been through this
I don't have to *get* a pirate costume...my tricorn hangs on the back of my lounge door and my pirate jacket is on the coat rack at work
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I thought you were joking.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
ha!
well I won't wear it, don't worry. Although...the tricorn is looking pretty tempting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
You could put one of the pigs on your shoulder
As a sort of avante-garde parrot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
hahaha
That would be outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Well they're both indigenous to South America
It could be a post-modernist statement.

Are there post-modernist buccanneers?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
As the very least, you need to get a photo of yourself in such a pose.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Just one?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Give it to me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Can we harmonise?
"Dee-licious Ice creeeeam, From Italeeee".
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Dee-licious Ice creeeeam, From Italeeee

You must be joking, they're fifty-pee!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Now advertising car insurance on a small screen near you.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Have a wank

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I might do some ironing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Living on the edge

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
It's all about life in the bus lane.
I'm in danger of buying stuff I don't need.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Speaking of which/whom
How long before Barry's latest tale of woe?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
He had plans to take a lady out this evening.
MDMA was mentioned. So I'd imagine about 3am tomorrow morning.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
He was explaining this on Friday
Good old Barry - I ought to come here more often to keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Is saturday night
the Barryoaks omnibus?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Normally we get that on a Sunday.
But he is out filming a new episode.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
He should have timed it so it could be an Easter special

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
He was being blown out over the Easter period.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
that long has got to hurt your jaw

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
extreme ironing like those internet dudes used to do in the olden days

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
I'm half-here
I'm doing several other things too, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Back from the offy

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
What did you get?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Two fine bottles of Pinot Grigiot at half price
And 20 tabs at stupid price.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
How much are twenty tabs these days?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
£6 fucking 50 fucking 3
Time to give up. Mind you I said that when they hit £5.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Ouch.
I'm pleased I'm on the Cutters.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I don't even smoke a good brand any more
Haven't a clue how much Rothmans would be now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Probably seven quid or more I'd imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Never got the hang of rollies
I could buy a roller I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
If you buy 'baccy, skins and filters and nothing else.
You'll soon find a way to make them, assuming you really want a smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Smoking's for muppets, like.
Just saying.
How's things round these parts these days?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
And waltzing's for dreamers and losers in love
Y'reet, marra?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)
As bonny as a bonny thing ;)
Garden is coming up nicely, did some nice masonry yesterday, family all well (apart from the 'rents obviously) and I'm hardly drinking at all these days. Smug as fuck, thanks ;)
Yee?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
On the whole fairly smart
Getting over the early-days self employment jitters now and making a living out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)
Good effort, bonny lad.
It's a solitary furrow to plough.
Happy for you that it's finally paying off.
I was listening to The New Fads last album "Love it all" earlier today and thought of you. How beautifully gay is that? Do you know it? A marvellous piece of vinyl.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I am utterly ignorant of The New Fads I'm afraid.
I did a sort of psychological self-diagnosis before going out on my own.

I've got the rental income which more or less covers day-to-day expenses but should be my retirement fund, but I didn't realise just how scary it would be at first.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
They are really popular at the moment.
But they won't last....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Lol good one ;)
I don't think they've released anything since about 1995 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Things be fine.
Not a lot going on round here.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Considering that the pension money ran out twenty years ago and we are plummeting towards peak oil
the jokes on every one else
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Are you channelling Woodside tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
No. But I am capable of being verry cynical
this is a useful skill as it is the next best thing to years of actual experience.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)
I have years of actual experience
I don't tend towards the apocalyptic, although I do despair a little at times.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
And you can spell.

(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Willenium can usually spell too.
If theirs' onbe thing i hate....
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Sorry guys,
Forgot the proof-reading step.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
£7.15 form my tobbaconist

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Double-you tea eff?
Thanking fuck I canned the cane 6 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I suspect this would be right up Baz's alley
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gfFzCDIQ_a8

Watch to the very end, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is good enough for /links

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
And who am I to argue?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
That's the sort of thing you'd expect to see on 'Tarrant on TV'
Which should be starting now, just after Londons' Burning.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I thought Clive James would be coming on
With clips from "Endurance."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Don't worry
I'm here now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Thank god for that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I know
I can see I was missed.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
What have you done this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Ooh all exciting stuff, Jeff
Since we last spoke I have had dinner, bathed my son and put him to bed, carried my sleeping daughter to bed, washed up and made my lunch for tomorrow. I have earned this beer.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
That's pretty rock and roll there mate.
Have you forced your kids to be veggie, just like you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)
I most certainly have
Well, my daughter has only ever consumed milk, but my son is thriving on a vegetarian diet.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
I hope you choose their religion and tell them that people who look a bit different are criminals too!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I have chosen atheism for them
It seems easier to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
You've given them a belief that allows them to eat bacon
But you don't let them. What sort of monster are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Finally!

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Sorry
Been busy evening. I'm here now though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I'm here too.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
That is handy
Could use a trusty sidekick.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Just like The Adam!

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Are you going for some sort of record number of user-names?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Just out of curiosity how many user-names have you gotten through?
I'm on my third
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
For 7 years, 5 months and 20 days I've been The Disappointed - never changed it.
Bobby changes his name every couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
I changed to willenium after about two months
stayed the same ever since
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
In the very very early days I had another name
But I can't remember what it was.

This account has always been TD. Don't think I've even changed it for seasons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
I still have the same marquee text from 2004

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Shit yes, you're a lower number than me.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
youngsters

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
This was all fields etc..

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I remember the first QOTW
it was a thread on /board
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Wasn't it something similar to housemates from hell?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)
possibly
I remember answering, but not what it was
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I lol'd at nearly every answer

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
and the days when the compo wasn't voted on
but had someone pick the winners each time. I came second twice (possibly 3 times, don't remember)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)
So how did you get on here?
First time - the one I can't remember - a mate sent me a link.

Second time - this account - I was working nights and bored shitless and remembered the link.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
I friend sent me a link to 'Tales of the Blode' and I followed the links from rathergood.com

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
for some reason I found something on underpants toast
It's possible I had an idea and just searched it online. I think it was between that and Hatt Baby and the singing kittens. Was getting bored of the NTK (Need To Know) newsletter and changed to B3ta. Was on /board for a few years, then 4rthur, then there was a break (with a little lurking on /board) and then here when I started living on my own and being all shutin
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I'm trying to remember my mate's user name
But he put a lot of Kitty No-Hands stuff on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
And OT was years off

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
That's some low user number you got there

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Back then this was all fields
And everyone seemed to work in IT. I lurked for about a year before I joined.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Hes been two different people today.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Is that a personal best?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
No idea.
The natural reaction is to ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I have never ignored anyone

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I don't mean 'put on ignore' just
'Hmm, is that Bob or not?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Optimus prime is the key

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
I'm by no means welded to b3ta
But regardless of his nom de jour I always know it's Bobby.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I go through phases,
I spent most of 2006 on b3ta, and was sad enough to be here on new years 2008
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Think I did one New Year.
These aren't good memories...
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
My first response to being shaken out of bed by the earthquake in the same year
was to discuss this matter on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I have posted precisely once on /talk
It moves too fast for me. At least, it did.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
The gay shift is noted for its huge level of thread rushing
but yes, it is too fast. Hence the need for OT.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
I thought O/T arose from sub-answers to QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:48, Reply)
That too

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Three actually!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
It's fun to change it. Plus I don't care if anyone steals em

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I would like mod powers just to satisfy my curiosity
such as who is name squatting, and who is the most ignored b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
I'm considering ignoring al. I reckon I change my name(s) the most.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I don't see the point

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

In what?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Ignore.
Surely it's easier to post pictures of that Welsh Lad who ended up doing time for trolling and telling them it's all going in 'the file'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
I assume it is for people who aren't capable of just ignoring what someone says.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
(I'd reply to ^ but I think it'll be more amusing to ignore it)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
THAT'S IT IM PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
(who said that?)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Just tired of it all really and can't be fucked to even acknowledge it anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Well, fair enough, it's just that if there is a thread started by someone you've got on ignore
You won't see it.

But considering the quality of OT these days, that's no bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Exactly, night shift is my scene anyway

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Why do we have to have you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
He'll change his tune after the weekend.
When he realises we're all dead strange.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Cow

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Cr3 refused to answer the ignore one
on the grounds of the eleventh commandment : Thou shalt not give trolls a score.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Is that a mod? I don't know who any are?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Cr3 is indeed a mod
So is god. He nawty stepped me once.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
What was your crime?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
What did you do?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Posted a link to eFuckt.com
It was a naked black midget starting a fight in a pr0n studio
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Sweet

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
here you go.
www.b3ta.com/links/235413
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Git
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
I also did this to say sorry
www.b3ta.com/links/235422
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
I'm assuming you fell foul of /links' favourite trick there?
I didn't click just in case. Despite being massively into midget porn or whatever it was supposed to be...

Edit: or apparently not?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Its now kittenwar

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Yeah, I thought it was going to be I Love Horses

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
It's OK, you're not at work now (I presume)
It's...it's...KITTIES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Good to see J*hled trotting out his usual gimmick of calling people teenagers.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
You're a sort of /Talk/OT/QOTW crossover Woodside.
A man of many talents, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Woodside is one of the few B3tans I have met IRL

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
And me.
A very sound man indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
It was at the pontefract bash

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)
For the good of humanity I'd rather not talk about the day I met Woodside.
I also met AA. And Bella...
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
I'll be at the Leeds bash

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Depends on work.
Saturdays and Sundays are my busiest days of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Well, we won the quiz.
It's official. I rock.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
+ And there was only one team!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Nah, there were four teams in the end.
The table round was pictures of famous doctors, both fictitious and non. We got them all except that german autopsy guy. I even got dr nick riviera, for which I was terribly smug.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Hi everybody!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
hi, dr nick!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)
You need a new challenge
This quiz is too easy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Oooh.
He's calling you think b3th.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Haha. You suck.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
No. YOU suck.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
you wish

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Wishing on a staaaar.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Give us a few questions then

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
yeah go on then
I have my quizzle stick at the ready
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Oh christ, I can't remember any questions now

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
WE NEED QUESTIONS.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE QESTIONS!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Or the spelling, apparently.

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
That's Numberwang!

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
hahahaha
Is Nick Griffin still in your flat?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Yeah
less grouchy now though. I fed him custard tart and he cheered up a bit.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
custard tart....
I've never heard it called that before.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Tsk
It was from M&S, actually.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)
Why not tell TB that M&S use people of colour to make their custard tarts.
See how he feels about it then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
I don't care to make him grumpy again
because then *I* will be grumpy again.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)
It's all about the grump with you today.
You need to start looking forward to the weekend, not worry about your special little tarty custard cannon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)
I am looking forward to the weekend
I've got a pretty dress to wear and bought me train tickets and stuff.

EDIT - although the weather forecast is making me do a sadface.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:37, Reply)
Ssssh.
If we don't talk about the rain, maybe it will go away.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Qestions I'm fine with
Questions are tough.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
what actor had a 1990 hit with the song 'mona'?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Craig McGoulhlin
Or similar spelling - bloke off Neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
yep.
i was the only one who got that one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
I got it as well
But I'm 200 miles North.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
I'd have answered, 'Henry from Neighbours'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
you would technically have been right
but she wouldn't have given you the point. if it's not what's on the card, she's very strict like that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Tough but fair

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)
He ended up with the dead tidy one on the show, if memory serves.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Plain Jane Superbrain?
She was fit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Nah, that was Mike.
Hang on. I'll try and Google her name, see if I can find a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Not Bouncer.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Certainly not!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)
The one I'm thinking of played Bronwyn.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)
I can't remember Bronwyn
This is getting out of lectures at Leeds Uni days for me, probably kicking Lighty out of the way because he was there at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:34, Reply)
Your tastes might run to such a lovely golden retriever though
OH NO - WHAT AM I SAYING!

(That's another show)
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)
rachel friend
they were together in real life too
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)
He was punching above his weight then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)
a lot of men do

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Proof there that women should diet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:35, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Henry wasn't a 'small' person
So if 'Friend' weighed more than him....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
oh.
aha ha ha ha ha.

hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:38, Reply)
Are you frantically backpedalling there?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:38, Reply)
It's alright.
I know he despises me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:42, Reply)
I've not idea why you think this.
I'd wager I'll be falling over myself to buy you a drink this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:43, Reply)
I'm sure I owe you a couple first x

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:46, Reply)
I'll have two from the top.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)
I can't imagine Dogfucker despising anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:43, Reply)
^ This.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:44, Reply)
Don't let me commend you - Buffoon.
Commend yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:46, Reply)
UK billboard chart I assume?
...I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:17, Reply)
We could step over here
But it may be a waste as I'm off to bed soon.

Dogs and moorland tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)
ah, that's better.
It's nice over here.

Try not to unearth any dead bodies while you're out walking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)
Closer to home than you might think
Because I often go onto Saddleworth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Oooh.
Is there a prize if you find the last piece?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
I hope so
It might be too late to train the boys to find rotten corpses though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
The only way to get them in the mood is to start slaying folk.
Give it a go. What's the worse than can happen?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
I think mass murder is one of those things you feel a vocation for
I'm a bit too old to change paths now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
Maybe.
But you've only been self employed for a bit, and whilst that didn't start as well as you hoped, things have picked up.

Maybe genocide is your true calling.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
Pol Pot didn't embark on Genocide until later life.
You could be right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Well, but it on your kitchen calendar for September.
It might still be dry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Ah.
So you go out there to *bury* the bodies?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)
I know a better place
Dozer's garden.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
+ lady

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)
On second thoughts
It's 30 miles from my house to Dozer's and the rotting corpse smell would linger in the car.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
I've heard he's very handsome.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
He could stare at your tits and it would be a compliment.
Assuming stories of his height are true.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
I'm used to people staring at my tits.
They have their own postcode.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
Your tits have their own postcode?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
They're rather large.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Not for me then
I prefer the smaller breasted lady.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Damn.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
Don't worry
I'm emphatically not a prime specimin of homo sapiens.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
Well
Not sapiens, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)
You calling me a puff?
I might as well be - I'm heading for Cavy style desperation.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Ooh err missus.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Like the man out of Maroon 5

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Hello all!
It's not been a bad weekend, much booze, we won at football, and I've spent half the day on one of my favourite games!

How are we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
Don't do such a thing.
I want to go to bed and have a hearty walk tomorrow and I feel compelled to stay awake now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
I'm spoiling for a fight with someone about Suarez being a dirty cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
Oooh. I'll have a fight with you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Excellent.
Do I have to provide the jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
Please.
I'll bring the paddling pool.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
Gotcha.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
And if I can forget to bring your bikini top....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Why do you have my bikini top?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
In my garden.
I've got it tied between two trees. It's a double hammock.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
Oh no you didn't!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
*lounges*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:27, Reply)
You'll get yours, mate

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)
Can't. Wait.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
*plots*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:34, Reply)
*nurses semi*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:34, Reply)
:-p

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)
Don't tell Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:39, Reply)
It'll be our little secret.
Okay, uncle jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:41, Reply)
That just sounds wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:44, Reply)
You started it!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:45, Reply)
No. You did.
You invaded Poland.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:48, Reply)
For the rugby tackle?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Among other things.
How the hell was he awarded man of the match?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Was the best player on the pitch, scored one
Was responsible for several other chances
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
Behaved in a very unsportsmanlike manner to members of the other team.
I remember when man of the match was the player you could hold up as an example to others.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
Fair enough
Football isn't a game with values anymore, look at the number of players who clearly are scum. Ballotelli, Suarez, Young, most teams have at least one player many of the fans are ashamed of when they dive, foul or make the most of every contact.

However, we prefer to love them for the good that they do, compared to the bad.

Then again, did you see Young's dive today? Exceptional.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
I gave it a 6.0

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:22, Reply)
I didn't see it when it happened
I saw a wonderful gif of it afterwards though, showing that the only contact was when Young stepped on the other guys foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
It was fantastic. Blatant penalty attempt.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
Second in two games, absolutely ridiculous
At least the guy didn't get red carded this time.

Chelsea were very lucky not to have Cech red carded
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)
Not that it made any difference, but I'd like to see the ref reprimanded for that chelsea goal

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
Me too, definitely

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:31, Reply)
If he pulled something like that at an international, we'd never hear the end of it.
There's no excuse for it thesedays. 66 is long gone.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)
Aye, they've got to bring in goal line technology, there has been far too many bad calls on it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)
Trouble is,
It works in rugby because it's a game with a lot of stopping and starting anyway. That sort of thing would disrupt the flow of a decent game of football.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:36, Reply)
I can't imagine it taking more than about 30 seconds, surely?
That's only as long as the celebrations usually go on?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:41, Reply)
Maybe there should be a fifth official, at the other end of a camera feed

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:42, Reply)
Makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:43, Reply)
Evening AA

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Evening Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
So are you off to the cup final?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
Hoping to watch it in Liverpool
But as all of my money is going the week before, I won't be able to head to London
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)
That's a shame.
Still, the chance of two cup in a year much make it a good season?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Are you drunk?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
I wouldn't call it a 'good' season
As we should have been higher in the league too. Sadly, we've had a lot of bad luck, Lucas' injury being arguably the pivotal moment of our season. Fact is though, several players simply aren't playing well enough, and it's time for them to either buck their ideas up, or be shown the door.

Downing had a rather good game yesterday, but sadly it might be too little, too late for him. That said, I'd rather have Rodriguez in the team than either Downing or Henderson.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
If we must stay up can we not talk about vegball?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
Poof

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
I was force-fed football as a kid
I hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
Vegballvegballvegballvegball
Edit - look at me I'm ace.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)
Sorry.
What would you like to talk about?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:38, Reply)
Not fucking football.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:39, Reply)
Men's bottoms?
Flower arranging?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:40, Reply)
It is possible to despise football and be straight.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:43, Reply)
I keep losing track - are you coming next weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:44, Reply)
I told Jeff that I would if I could
But it's probably no. Most of my work is weekends and I've got to keep my satisfied customers even more satisfied.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:48, Reply)
*tears*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:49, Reply)
You'd not be sobbing if you met me
I am a fat moribund man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:51, Reply)
Well it would make me feel better about myself.
b3th calls me 'mong-band'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:51, Reply)
How very dare you!
I call you boy band, on account of your youthful looks. It's just coincidence that you're a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:53, Reply)
I'll run you over in my wheelchair if you don't watch your mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:54, Reply)
You might need a run up. I'm a pretty hefty target.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:56, Reply)
This is a bit Dozer
But if you want to know what you're missing I look scarily like the drummer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJAOG75HM6Y
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:58, Reply)
I'm so sorry.
I saw the artist and closed the tab.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:00, Reply)
A fading voice
Don't dismiss Bruce..

Bedtime
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:03, Reply)
Bedtime indeed.
I'll see you quenders tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:04, Reply)
If it's bowling for soup, you probably mean the bassist.
Sorry,i can't see links on my phone.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:00, Reply)

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