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That last thread is getting a bit cluttered.Have a new one.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:35,
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Redknapp looks sick as a dog.Sour faced old twat.
Ferguson's going to be insufferable though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:41,
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All I care about in City getting enough points to stay up.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:42,
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How many do they need?And are they likely to do it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:43,
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I think it'll go to the last game of the season.There are 3 games less and City are 4 points clear of Coventry.
We've got West Ham at home on Tuesday. I don't see us getting anything from that game.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:46,
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Best of luckI think we're safe now, not mathematically quite but it would be pretty ludicrous.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:57,
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Evening JeffsterWhat should I have for my tea?
Options on the table are:
1) Chilli from the freezer - homemade a few weeks ago
2) Frittata - I've got mushrooms and onion and pepper and various meats I can put in it, fairly tempting but makes a lot of washing up
3) Spicy Sausage Tortelloni and Four Cheese Sauce - I always have a pasta and a sauce in because it only takes 5 minutes and is filling.
What do you reckon?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:44,
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Good callI do need to use up what's in the freezer anyway. That's why I had a Sainsbury's Faux-Magnum this afternoon.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:49,
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Week of the 23rd at some point.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:53,
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BORED BORED BORED(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:12,
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I don't think I'd get there on timebut I could help remotely.
Oh, hang on, I remember I'm not actually helpful at the pub quiz I do go to
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:15,
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There's only two teams here so far.We stand good chance of coming at least second.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:20,
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Sounds like it's popular(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:21,
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Yep. He's say right here.Unless any burglars are reading this, in which case he's at home on guard.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:29,
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has he scared off all your competition?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:31,
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Gonna get him a packet of crisps this evening?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:31,
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get cheesey moments!that's what we have at our pub quiz sometimes. The weird thing is that they are made by SMiths, but Smiths Crisps no longer exist. CREEPY, eh?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:33,
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Have you checked the sell-by dates?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:35,
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Don't worry TDCavy is in Wales, so they just paint lumps of coal a yellowy-orange and put that in packets.
The locals go mad for it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:36,
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you get a taste for coal after a while(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:37,
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I don't like coal.It's the pits.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:37,
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this seams to be another pun thread(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:39,
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Maybe we should scuttle it then(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:40,
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I don't want to play.*Retires to his bunker*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41,
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stop slating the poor boy(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:42,
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he's picking on me(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:43,
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Me and Jerry Dammers get our solid dairy products from a subterranean facility Operated by Herr Zoff.
I'm going to the offy now.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:44,
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The stepson has just farted on the dog's head.The dog looks fucking disgusted.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:40,
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Well, the dog needs to get over himself.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:44,
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hahahaWhat has the stepson eaten?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:48,
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Ohh, he's badger baiting your dog.Not wonder he has the hump.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:52,
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Have a wank(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:15,
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you always say that like I haven't already(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:16,
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saving it for laterdont' want to rub it away completely
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:21,
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Like Michael Clarke Duncanonly a pale blue-ish white.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:48,
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Usual dilemma - early night or off-license....It's a tough call tonight....
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:19,
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Don't much care for spirits at homeIt'd be wine.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:25,
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Tomorrow's forecast is the only good day for the week thoughAnd I've no work and fancy a good march with the hounds. Don't want to do that with a hangover.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:23,
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I like a clear head for a route-march thoughAlthough I suppose I could have a lie in and go in the afternoon. I don't like wasting a good day though.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:29,
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One of them likes a drop of Guinness The other one is stupid enough without beer.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:34,
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Can't be bothered looking for the linkBut Jedward have apparently made a formal complaint to Heathrow Airport about the very extensive hossing they get whenever they go through security.
Tee hee.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:37,
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Bless you?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:24,
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Yeah, we are.But it's only taking about half my brain power.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:05,
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Ask us some questions from the quiz(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:06,
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Question one.Who is the biggest bender on OT and why.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:12,
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Fair enough. I've eaten my dinner, but I'm not going to have another Nobbly Bobbly.
There is shite on the telly this evening, I might put a film on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:07,
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i wish i had ice cream right now(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:08,
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What ice cream would you get if you could.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:08,
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umdunno. Perhaps one of those ones with bits of toffee in it. Or strawberry.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:13,
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oh I could totally go for one of thosebut I seem to be eating too much at the moment anyway
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:16,
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I fully expect all of the ladies to be on crash diets prior to JeffSTOCK(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:17,
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that is way too much pressure!How about if I eat more, then that lets the others off the hook as they will look better in comparison?
/scoffs a hundred weight of chocolate
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:19,
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So are you getting yourself a pirate outfit?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:20,
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we've been through thisI don't have to *get* a pirate costume...my tricorn hangs on the back of my lounge door and my pirate jacket is on the coat rack at work
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:22,
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ha!well I won't wear it, don't worry. Although...the tricorn is looking pretty tempting
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:23,
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You could put one of the pigs on your shoulderAs a sort of avante-garde parrot.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:25,
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hahahaThat would be outstanding.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:27,
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Well they're both indigenous to South AmericaIt could be a post-modernist statement.
Are there post-modernist buccanneers?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:29,
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As the very least, you need to get a photo of yourself in such a pose.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:31,
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Can we harmonise?"Dee-licious Ice creeeeam, From Italeeee".
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:19,
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You must be joking, they're fifty-pee!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:20,
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Now advertising car insurance on a small screen near you.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:22,
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It's all about life in the bus lane.I'm in danger of buying stuff I don't need.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:11,
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Speaking of which/whomHow long before Barry's latest tale of woe?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:12,
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He had plans to take a lady out this evening.MDMA was mentioned. So I'd imagine about 3am tomorrow morning.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:14,
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He was explaining this on FridayGood old Barry - I ought to come here more often to keep up.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:15,
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Is saturday nightthe Barryoaks omnibus?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:14,
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Normally we get that on a Sunday.But he is out filming a new episode.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:15,
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He should have timed it so it could be an Easter special(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:17,
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He was being blown out over the Easter period.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:19,
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that long has got to hurt your jaw(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:21,
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extreme ironing like those internet dudes used to do in the olden days(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:13,
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I'm half-hereI'm doing several other things too, though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:07,
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Two fine bottles of Pinot Grigiot at half priceAnd 20 tabs at stupid price.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:11,
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How much are twenty tabs these days?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:11,
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£6 fucking 50 fucking 3Time to give up. Mind you I said that when they hit £5.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:13,
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Ouch.I'm pleased I'm on the Cutters.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:16,
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I don't even smoke a good brand any moreHaven't a clue how much Rothmans would be now.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:17,
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Probably seven quid or more I'd imagine.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:18,
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Never got the hang of rolliesI could buy a roller I suppose.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:21,
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If you buy 'baccy, skins and filters and nothing else.You'll soon find a way to make them, assuming you really want a smoke.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:23,
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Smoking's for muppets, like.Just saying.
How's things round these parts these days?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:25,
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And waltzing's for dreamers and losers in love Y'reet, marra?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:27,
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As bonny as a bonny thing ;)Garden is coming up nicely, did some nice masonry yesterday, family all well (apart from the 'rents obviously) and I'm hardly drinking at all these days. Smug as fuck, thanks ;)
Yee?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:31,
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On the whole fairly smartGetting over the early-days self employment jitters now and making a living out of it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:34,
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Good effort, bonny lad.It's a solitary furrow to plough.
Happy for you that it's finally paying off.
I was listening to The New Fads last album "Love it all" earlier today and thought of you. How beautifully gay is that? Do you know it? A marvellous piece of vinyl.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:44,
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I am utterly ignorant of The New Fads I'm afraid.I did a sort of psychological self-diagnosis before going out on my own.
I've got the rental income which more or less covers day-to-day expenses but should be my retirement fund, but I didn't realise just how scary it would be at first.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:54,
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They are really popular at the moment.But they won't last....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:54,
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Lol good one ;)I don't think they've released anything since about 1995 ;)
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:37,
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Things be fine.Not a lot going on round here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28,
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Considering that the pension money ran out twenty years ago and we are plummeting towards peak oilthe jokes on every one else
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28,
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Are you channelling Woodside tonight?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:30,
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No. But I am capable of being verry cynicalthis is a useful skill as it is the next best thing to years of actual experience.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:34,
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I have years of actual experienceI don't tend towards the apocalyptic, although I do despair a little at times.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:36,
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Willenium can usually spell too.If theirs' onbe thing i hate....
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:55,
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Sorry guys,Forgot the proof-reading step.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:57,
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Double-you tea eff?Thanking fuck I canned the cane 6 years ago.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28,
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I suspect this would be right up Baz's alleywww.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gfFzCDIQ_a8
Watch to the very end, though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:49,
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This is good enough for /links(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:54,
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And who am I to argue?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:58,
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That's the sort of thing you'd expect to see on 'Tarrant on TV'Which should be starting now, just after Londons' Burning.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:57,
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I thought Clive James would be coming onWith clips from "Endurance."
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:03,
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Don't worryI'm here now.
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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I knowI can see I was missed.
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:03,
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Ooh all exciting stuff, JeffSince we last spoke I have had dinner, bathed my son and put him to bed, carried my sleeping daughter to bed, washed up and made my lunch for tomorrow. I have earned this beer.
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:14,
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That's pretty rock and roll there mate.Have you forced your kids to be veggie, just like you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:15,
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I most certainly haveWell, my daughter has only ever consumed milk, but my son is thriving on a vegetarian diet.
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:17,
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I hope you choose their religion and tell them that people who look a bit different are criminals too! :-)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:22,
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I have chosen atheism for themIt seems easier to believe.
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:25,
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You've given them a belief that allows them to eat baconBut you don't let them. What sort of monster are you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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SorryBeen busy evening. I'm here now though.
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:06,
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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That is handyCould use a trusty sidekick.
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:05,
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Are you going for some sort of record number of user-names?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:06,
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Just out of curiosity how many user-names have you gotten through?I'm on my third
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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For 7 years, 5 months and 20 days I've been The Disappointed - never changed it.Bobby changes his name every couple of days.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:13,
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I changed to willenium after about two months stayed the same ever since
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:14,
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In the very very early days I had another nameBut I can't remember what it was.
This account has always been TD. Don't think I've even changed it for seasons.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:17,
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I still have the same marquee text from 2004(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:18,
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Shit yes, you're a lower number than me.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:19,
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I remember the first QOTWit was a thread on /board
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:25,
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Wasn't it something similar to housemates from hell?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:26,
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possiblyI remember answering, but not what it was
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:27,
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I lol'd at nearly every answer (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:28,
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and the days when the compo wasn't voted onbut had someone pick the winners each time. I came second twice (possibly 3 times, don't remember)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:26,
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So how did you get on here?First time - the one I can't remember - a mate sent me a link.
Second time - this account - I was working nights and bored shitless and remembered the link.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:29,
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I friend sent me a link to 'Tales of the Blode' and I followed the links from rathergood.com (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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for some reason I found something on underpants toastIt's possible I had an idea and just searched it online. I think it was between that and Hatt Baby and the singing kittens. Was getting bored of the NTK (Need To Know) newsletter and changed to B3ta. Was on /board for a few years, then 4rthur, then there was a break (with a little lurking on /board) and then here when I started living on my own and being all shutin
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:32,
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I'm trying to remember my mate's user nameBut he put a lot of Kitty No-Hands stuff on.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:35,
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That's some low user number you got there (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:23,
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Back then this was all fields And everyone seemed to work in IT. I lurked for about a year before I joined.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:22,
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Hes been two different people today.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:14,
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No idea.The natural reaction is to ignore.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:22,
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I don't mean 'put on ignore' just'Hmm, is that Bob or not?'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:25,
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Optimus prime is the key(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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I'm by no means welded to b3taBut regardless of his nom de jour I always know it's Bobby.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:25,
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I go through phases, I spent most of 2006 on b3ta, and was sad enough to be here on new years 2008
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:27,
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Think I did one New Year.These aren't good memories...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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My first response to being shaken out of bed by the earthquake in the same yearwas to discuss this matter on /talk
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:32,
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I have posted precisely once on /talkIt moves too fast for me. At least, it did.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:36,
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The gay shift is noted for its huge level of thread rushingbut yes, it is too fast. Hence the need for OT.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:42,
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I thought O/T arose from sub-answers to QOTW (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:48,
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Three actually!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:28,
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It's fun to change it. Plus I don't care if anyone steals em(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:27,
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I would like mod powers just to satisfy my curiosity such as who is name squatting, and who is the most ignored b3tan
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:29,
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I'm considering ignoring al. I reckon I change my name(s) the most. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:32,
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Ignore.Surely it's easier to post pictures of that Welsh Lad who ended up doing time for trolling and telling them it's all going in 'the file'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:36,
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I assume it is for people who aren't capable of just ignoring what someone says.(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38,
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(I'd reply to ^ but I think it'll be more amusing to ignore it)(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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THAT'S IT IM PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE!!!!(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:46,
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Just tired of it all really and can't be fucked to even acknowledge it anymore.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38,
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Well, fair enough, it's just that if there is a thread started by someone you've got on ignoreYou won't see it.
But considering the quality of OT these days, that's no bad thing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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Exactly, night shift is my scene anyway(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:41,
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He'll change his tune after the weekend.When he realises we're all dead strange.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:44,
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Cr3 refused to answer the ignore oneon the grounds of the eleventh commandment : Thou shalt not give trolls a score.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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Is that a mod? I don't know who any are?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:35,
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Cr3 is indeed a modSo is god. He nawty stepped me once.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:37,
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What was your crime?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38,
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What did you do?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38,
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Posted a link to eFuckt.comIt was a naked black midget starting a fight in a pr0n studio
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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here you go.www.b3ta.com/links/235413
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:46,
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I also did this to say sorrywww.b3ta.com/links/235422
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:50,
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I'm assuming you fell foul of /links' favourite trick there?I didn't click just in case. Despite being massively into midget porn or whatever it was supposed to be...
Edit: or apparently not?
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:52,
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Yeah, I thought it was going to be I Love Horses(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:57,
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It's OK, you're not at work now (I presume)It's...it's...KITTIES!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:54,
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Good to see J*hled trotting out his usual gimmick of calling people teenagers.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:50,
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You're a sort of /Talk/OT/QOTW crossover Woodside.A man of many talents, if you will.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:59,
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Woodside is one of the few B3tans I have met IRL (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:01,
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And me.A very sound man indeed.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:02,
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It was at the pontefract bash (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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For the good of humanity I'd rather not talk about the day I met Woodside.I also met AA. And Bella...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:06,
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Depends on work.Saturdays and Sundays are my busiest days of the week.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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Well, we won the quiz.It's official. I rock.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38,
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Nah, there were four teams in the end.The table round was pictures of famous doctors, both fictitious and non. We got them all except that german autopsy guy. I even got dr nick riviera, for which I was terribly smug.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:41,
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You need a new challengeThis quiz is too easy.
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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Oooh.He's calling you think b3th.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:41,
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Give us a few questions then(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:46,
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yeah go on then I have my quizzle stick at the ready
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:05,
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Oh christ, I can't remember any questions now(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:06,
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hahahahaIs Nick Griffin still in your flat?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:15,
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Yeahless grouchy now though. I fed him custard tart and he cheered up a bit.
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custard tart....I've never heard it called that before.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:19,
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Why not tell TB that M&S use people of colour to make their custard tarts.See how he feels about it then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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I don't care to make him grumpy againbecause then *I* will be grumpy again.
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It's all about the grump with you today.You need to start looking forward to the weekend, not worry about your special little tarty custard cannon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:32,
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I am looking forward to the weekendI've got a pretty dress to wear and bought me train tickets and stuff.
EDIT - although the weather forecast is making me do a sadface.
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Ssssh.If we don't talk about the rain, maybe it will go away.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:41,
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Qestions I'm fine withQuestions are tough.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:12,
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what actor had a 1990 hit with the song 'mona'?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:15,
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Craig McGoulhlinOr similar spelling - bloke off Neighbours.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:16,
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I got it as wellBut I'm 200 miles North.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:19,
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I'd have answered, 'Henry from Neighbours'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:19,
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you would technically have been rightbut she wouldn't have given you the point. if it's not what's on the card, she's very strict like that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:22,
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He ended up with the dead tidy one on the show, if memory serves.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:26,
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Plain Jane Superbrain?She was fit.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:27,
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Nah, that was Mike.Hang on. I'll try and Google her name, see if I can find a picture.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:28,
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The one I'm thinking of played Bronwyn.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:31,
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I can't remember BronwynThis is getting out of lectures at Leeds Uni days for me, probably kicking Lighty out of the way because he was there at the same time.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:34,
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Your tastes might run to such a lovely golden retriever thoughOH NO - WHAT AM I SAYING!
(That's another show)
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:32,
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rachel friendthey were together in real life too
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:31,
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He was punching above his weight then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:33,
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Proof there that women should diet.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:35,
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Henry wasn't a 'small' personSo if 'Friend' weighed more than him....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:36,
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Are you frantically backpedalling there?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:38,
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I've not idea why you think this.I'd wager I'll be falling over myself to buy you a drink this weekend.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:43,
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I can't imagine Dogfucker despising anyone.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:43,
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Don't let me commend you - Buffoon.Commend yourself.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:46,
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UK billboard chart I assume?...I have no idea
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:17,
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We could step over hereBut it may be a waste as I'm off to bed soon.
Dogs and moorland tomorrow!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:48,
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ah, that's better.It's nice over here.
Try not to unearth any dead bodies while you're out walking.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:49,
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Closer to home than you might thinkBecause I often go onto Saddleworth.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:50,
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Oooh.Is there a prize if you find the last piece?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:52,
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I hope soIt might be too late to train the boys to find rotten corpses though.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:54,
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The only way to get them in the mood is to start slaying folk.Give it a go. What's the worse than can happen?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:55,
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I think mass murder is one of those things you feel a vocation forI'm a bit too old to change paths now.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:58,
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Maybe.But you've only been self employed for a bit, and whilst that didn't start as well as you hoped, things have picked up.
Maybe genocide is your true calling.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:59,
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Pol Pot didn't embark on Genocide until later life.You could be right.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:03,
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Well, but it on your kitchen calendar for September.It might still be dry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:08,
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Ah.So you go out there to *bury* the bodies?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:53,
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I know a better placeDozer's garden.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:55,
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On second thoughtsIt's 30 miles from my house to Dozer's and the rotting corpse smell would linger in the car.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:01,
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He could stare at your tits and it would be a compliment.Assuming stories of his height are true.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:03,
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I'm used to people staring at my tits.They have their own postcode.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:04,
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Your tits have their own postcode?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:05,
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Not for me then I prefer the smaller breasted lady.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:09,
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Don't worryI'm emphatically not a prime specimin of homo sapiens.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:18,
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You calling me a puff?I might as well be - I'm heading for Cavy style desperation.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:21,
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Like the man out of Maroon 5(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:03,
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Hello all!It's not been a bad weekend, much booze, we won at football, and I've spent half the day on one of my favourite games!
How are we all?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:04,
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Don't do such a thing.I want to go to bed and have a hearty walk tomorrow and I feel compelled to stay awake now.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:07,
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I'm spoiling for a fight with someone about Suarez being a dirty cunt.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:08,
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Please.I'll bring the paddling pool.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:16,
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And if I can forget to bring your bikini top....(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:20,
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In my garden.I've got it tied between two trees. It's a double hammock.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:25,
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It'll be our little secret.Okay, uncle jeff?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:41,
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Among other things.How the hell was he awarded man of the match?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:10,
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Was the best player on the pitch, scored oneWas responsible for several other chances
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:12,
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Behaved in a very unsportsmanlike manner to members of the other team.I remember when man of the match was the player you could hold up as an example to others.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:16,
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Fair enoughFootball isn't a game with values anymore, look at the number of players who clearly are scum. Ballotelli, Suarez, Young, most teams have at least one player many of the fans are ashamed of when they dive, foul or make the most of every contact.
However, we prefer to love them for the good that they do, compared to the bad.
Then again, did you see Young's dive today? Exceptional.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:21,
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I didn't see it when it happenedI saw a wonderful gif of it afterwards though, showing that the only contact was when Young stepped on the other guys foot.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:25,
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Second in two games, absolutely ridiculousAt least the guy didn't get red carded this time.
Chelsea were very lucky not to have Cech red carded
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:28,
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Not that it made any difference, but I'd like to see the ref reprimanded for that chelsea goal(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:30,
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If he pulled something like that at an international, we'd never hear the end of it.There's no excuse for it thesedays. 66 is long gone.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:33,
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Aye, they've got to bring in goal line technology, there has been far too many bad calls on it(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:33,
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Trouble is,It works in rugby because it's a game with a lot of stopping and starting anyway. That sort of thing would disrupt the flow of a decent game of football.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:36,
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I can't imagine it taking more than about 30 seconds, surely?That's only as long as the celebrations usually go on?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:41,
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Maybe there should be a fifth official, at the other end of a camera feed(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:42,
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Hoping to watch it in LiverpoolBut as all of my money is going the week before, I won't be able to head to London
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:19,
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That's a shame.Still, the chance of two cup in a year much make it a good season?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:20,
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I wouldn't call it a 'good' seasonAs we should have been higher in the league too. Sadly, we've had a lot of bad luck, Lucas' injury being arguably the pivotal moment of our season. Fact is though, several players simply aren't playing well enough, and it's time for them to either buck their ideas up, or be shown the door.
Downing had a rather good game yesterday, but sadly it might be too little, too late for him. That said, I'd rather have Rodriguez in the team than either Downing or Henderson.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:24,
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If we must stay up can we not talk about vegball? (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:23,
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I was force-fed football as a kidI hate it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:25,
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Vegballvegballvegballvegball Edit - look at me I'm ace.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:33,
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It is possible to despise football and be straight.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:43,
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I keep losing track - are you coming next weekend?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:44,
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I told Jeff that I would if I could But it's probably no. Most of my work is weekends and I've got to keep my satisfied customers even more satisfied.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:48,
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You'd not be sobbing if you met meI am a fat moribund man.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:51,
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Well it would make me feel better about myself.b3th calls me 'mong-band'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:51,
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How very dare you!I call you boy band, on account of your youthful looks. It's just coincidence that you're a mong.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:53,
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I'll run you over in my wheelchair if you don't watch your mouth.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:54,
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You might need a run up. I'm a pretty hefty target.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:56,
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This is a bit DozerBut if you want to know what you're missing I look scarily like the drummer.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJAOG75HM6Y
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:58,
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I'm so sorry.I saw the artist and closed the tab.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:00,
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A fading voiceDon't dismiss Bruce..
Bedtime
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:03,
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Bedtime indeed.I'll see you quenders tomorrow.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:04,
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If it's bowling for soup, you probably mean the bassist.Sorry,i can't see links on my phone.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:00,
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