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Lunch.
I'll bet most of you were on 'free dinners' at school you dirty povvos. What are you having today?
Alt; why did you last go to church?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:07, 359 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'll bet most of you were on 'free dinners' at school you dirty povvos. What are you having today?
Alt; why did you last go to church?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:07, 359 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm still full from the sausage sarnie from this morning.
I've just made myself coffee cos I'm knackered and going out at 4 so have no time to sleep. IT'S GONNA END IN TEARS JEFF.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)
I've just made myself coffee cos I'm knackered and going out at 4 so have no time to sleep. IT'S GONNA END IN TEARS JEFF.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)
I won't wake up in time.
It takes me about half hour to get ready as well which I need to take into consideration. I could do it in two minutes but I hate rushing anything ever.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
It takes me about half hour to get ready as well which I need to take into consideration. I could do it in two minutes but I hate rushing anything ever.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Lasagne, again
I cook it in large portions, need to pick up more veg to have with it though.
Alt: My best friend was having his daughter christened. Fucking hell, that was dull.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)
I cook it in large portions, need to pick up more veg to have with it though.
Alt: My best friend was having his daughter christened. Fucking hell, that was dull.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)
I hope the kid scremed when the god-man poured water on her head.
It isn't a proper 'do' unless the kid gets all eggy.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
It isn't a proper 'do' unless the kid gets all eggy.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
She only cried a little
One of the other kids went fucking mental, very funny.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
One of the other kids went fucking mental, very funny.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
why not make a massive lasagne, then freeze half, then you wouldn't have to eat it for a week straight
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
It's my favourite food, I see no problem with eating it a lot
I usually only make it once every few months, but my last one was wonderful, so I decided to make another. That, and I'm off chilli at the moment, so lasagne seemed the best idea to use my mince on.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I usually only make it once every few months, but my last one was wonderful, so I decided to make another. That, and I'm off chilli at the moment, so lasagne seemed the best idea to use my mince on.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I'm unsurprised someone would post an unfunny comment in regard to the use of the word 'mince'
I'm even less surprised it's you.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
I'm even less surprised it's you.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
An egg sandwich on tiger bread, with lots of salt and pepper
Alt:
Christening of friend's sprog
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Alt:
Christening of friend's sprog
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Are you seriously suggesting the fact your parents did or did not have money when you were a child somehow reflects badly on a person?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
well children from poor backrounds are more likely to commit crime, be dole scum, have an asbo etc
so...yes
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
so...yes
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
are prisons mainly full of people from less well off backgrounds? yes
are people on the dole generally from less well off backgrounds? yes
Is anti social behaviour mostly caused by chavvy youths from less well off backgrounds? yes
I thought this was obvious
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
are people on the dole generally from less well off backgrounds? yes
Is anti social behaviour mostly caused by chavvy youths from less well off backgrounds? yes
I thought this was obvious
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Yes Chompy.
I'm being 'serious' on the Internet here. When have I been anything other than serious?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I'm being 'serious' on the Internet here. When have I been anything other than serious?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I qualified for free school dinners.
But was too embarrassed to take them.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
But was too embarrassed to take them.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
chicken, sweet harrissa hummus and salad sandwich
apple and banana.
Alt: mini ape's baptism, at 10am on New Year's day, I thought I was going to vom in the font
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
apple and banana.
Alt: mini ape's baptism, at 10am on New Year's day, I thought I was going to vom in the font
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Did the Jesus people manage to wash away your child's terrible sin?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I do hope so, in her 6 months on earth she had already racked up several serious sexual assults and some minor war crimes
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Chicken chili, new buttered spuds, sweetcorn peas and red onilns.
And coleslaw. They always have coleslaw here, no matter what concoction theyve rustled up.
Funeral.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
And coleslaw. They always have coleslaw here, no matter what concoction theyve rustled up.
Funeral.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
my local sainsburys local
has jalapeno coleslaw.
this must be tried.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
has jalapeno coleslaw.
this must be tried.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I thought that was margarine.
Coleslaws's ace, that Jalapeno one sounds excellent.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Coleslaws's ace, that Jalapeno one sounds excellent.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Make it with carrot, red onion and cabbage
but use salad cream instead of mayo, loads of pepper and it is TEH SEX
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
but use salad cream instead of mayo, loads of pepper and it is TEH SEX
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
it doesn't work in a west cunt-ree accent, jeffers
today, not sure. i want lebanese but i don't want the 20 min walk, it's bound to piss it down.
alt: barbados on christmas day. that was great.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
today, not sure. i want lebanese but i don't want the 20 min walk, it's bound to piss it down.
alt: barbados on christmas day. that was great.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I had to babysit unfortunately so couldn't o to midnight mass last year
I was gutted, I love sobering up in church in the middle of the night
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
I was gutted, I love sobering up in church in the middle of the night
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
One of my friends had to go to midnight mass a couple of years back
He said he didn't mind, as he didn't have a huge amount of cash for drinking anyway. We all happily chipped in to buy him several pints, and a shot with every round. He reappeared after the service telling us we were all a bunch of bastards, as he'd been swaying throughout the ceremony, and giggling at nothing.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
He said he didn't mind, as he didn't have a huge amount of cash for drinking anyway. We all happily chipped in to buy him several pints, and a shot with every round. He reappeared after the service telling us we were all a bunch of bastards, as he'd been swaying throughout the ceremony, and giggling at nothing.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Alt: My son's school got involved in something called Pop Connection
These cunts: www.popconnection.co.uk/PopConnection/Home.html
While I thought he was being taught to read and write it turned out that they had allowed a bunch of God botherers to waste time teaching them some "life-affirming" songs.
They put on a concert at a local church which, being dutiful parents, we attended. It was barely disguised mass indoctrination of the young.
Since then I have put little tangle on a strict diet of Norwegian Black Metal and have taken him out on several church burning excursions.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
These cunts: www.popconnection.co.uk/PopConnection/Home.html
While I thought he was being taught to read and write it turned out that they had allowed a bunch of God botherers to waste time teaching them some "life-affirming" songs.
They put on a concert at a local church which, being dutiful parents, we attended. It was barely disguised mass indoctrination of the young.
Since then I have put little tangle on a strict diet of Norwegian Black Metal and have taken him out on several church burning excursions.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Ham, cheese & pickle sarnie
LOADS of fruit. Really. Loads.
Last time I set foot in a church was for a wedding. My son made a fuss early doors so I took him outside. The end.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
LOADS of fruit. Really. Loads.
Last time I set foot in a church was for a wedding. My son made a fuss early doors so I took him outside. The end.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I bought one from Tesco because it was reduced to 19p
And it was bloody delicious. Next stop, buying all the bits and having them every day until I'm utterly sick of them again.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)
And it was bloody delicious. Next stop, buying all the bits and having them every day until I'm utterly sick of them again.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Best way
A couple of years back, I had ham, cheese and pickle toasties 5 days a week for 3 weeks, as it was the cheapest option (I'd fucked up worse than usual with my money). That put me off them for quite a while.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
A couple of years back, I had ham, cheese and pickle toasties 5 days a week for 3 weeks, as it was the cheapest option (I'd fucked up worse than usual with my money). That put me off them for quite a while.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
a levi roots ready meal.
when my dad was installed as the rector at his church.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
when my dad was installed as the rector at his church.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
I can't
I don't have the face for it. See?
img7.imageshack.us/img7/8391/2hatscartoon.jpg
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I don't have the face for it. See?
img7.imageshack.us/img7/8391/2hatscartoon.jpg
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
And stop buying ready meals
They're not good for you. I only say this because I care. And that one day I hope to touch you up.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
They're not good for you. I only say this because I care. And that one day I hope to touch you up.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Food related nonsense, I've just got a George Foreman fatty grill from Freecycle. Ace website, I've had hi-fi, cds, a webcam, mountain bike loads of stuff
Got rid of loads too, old telly, paperbacks and kitchen stuff and clothes. Much betteer than hoiking it down to Oxfam.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Got rid of loads too, old telly, paperbacks and kitchen stuff and clothes. Much betteer than hoiking it down to Oxfam.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I enquired about one of them on Macc Freecycle a while back, the fucker never got back to me though
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
That's the problem with Freecycle.
Non turny uppers, and ignorers.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Non turny uppers, and ignorers.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Did you know that George Foreman is tiny
he just looks big because the grill is small
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
he just looks big because the grill is small
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
well at least that would make sense
a big grill would make him look small
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
a big grill would make him look small
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
I dunno
I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any kids with George Foreman
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any kids with George Foreman
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I'm looking forward to getting this.
I've only had a microwave, and toaster for a while, si I can cook a better range of munchies.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I've only had a microwave, and toaster for a while, si I can cook a better range of munchies.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Free sandwiches cos of some meeting.
Alt: Best friend's wedding, Oct 2008. It was an American wedding, so obviously we turned up in a white, stretched Humvee.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Alt: Best friend's wedding, Oct 2008. It was an American wedding, so obviously we turned up in a white, stretched Humvee.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)
sounds dead classy
in fact I think I saw it on a chgannel 4 documentary, "My big fat American wedding"
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)
in fact I think I saw it on a chgannel 4 documentary, "My big fat American wedding"
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Just had fresh tortellini and tomato sauce. It was meh.
Alt: to attend my father's latest wedding. It was in the chapel of the university he was teaching at, in Chicago. It was ‘well bent’ but was on a street full of frat houses a la Animal House, which was pretty smart. Then my brother and I were ID’ed in a bar, despite a combined age of about 75. That was also pretty smart.
Then I bummed your mum, which was pretty smart.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Alt: to attend my father's latest wedding. It was in the chapel of the university he was teaching at, in Chicago. It was ‘well bent’ but was on a street full of frat houses a la Animal House, which was pretty smart. Then my brother and I were ID’ed in a bar, despite a combined age of about 75. That was also pretty smart.
Then I bummed your mum, which was pretty smart.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
my girlfriends porn name would be Chicago Mudflaps cos she farts so much
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
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today i had penne bolognese and a chocolate milkshake and i feel bloated now
i went to gonz's funeral, you know cos battered's killed him
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
i went to gonz's funeral, you know cos battered's killed him
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
I had a sausage bacon and egg bap this morning
So despite going to the pub for a leaving lunch I just had a chicken and bacon sandwich with a side salad instead of chips.
Hasn't helped the tingling and numbness in my arm though.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
So despite going to the pub for a leaving lunch I just had a chicken and bacon sandwich with a side salad instead of chips.
Hasn't helped the tingling and numbness in my arm though.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
A tight feeling in your chest is just natures way of suggesting you have a couple of fags and a nice pint of bitter.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Perhaps the grease of another bacon sandwich will help the blood to flow more easily too?
Just trying to help here
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Just trying to help here
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Have you thought of phoning your close family to tell them that you've always loved them and that bygones should be bygones
A lifetime of silkcut eh
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)
A lifetime of silkcut eh
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)
I had a walls sausage roll and a walls steak slice
The shop next door has a poor selection of lunchtime food and I couldn't be bothered to walk in the rain up the hill to the nice bakery.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
The shop next door has a poor selection of lunchtime food and I couldn't be bothered to walk in the rain up the hill to the nice bakery.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
cogratulations you just ate pig innards and cow udders
tinged with misery
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
tinged with misery
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
That will be why I feel so good.
In other news, it appears that someone has just got their BMW 4x4 stuck in our car park.
I'll try and get a photo.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)
In other news, it appears that someone has just got their BMW 4x4 stuck in our car park.
I'll try and get a photo.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)
i assume it a woman in a parking space that is slightly smaller than massive
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
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Sorry if this is massive
It's not a great picture, but I don't want them to see me laughing at them. They've reversed down off a ledge which at the point under the car must be about a foot.
EDIT - they got it off with a horrible scraping sound.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)
It's not a great picture, but I don't want them to see me laughing at them. They've reversed down off a ledge which at the point under the car must be about a foot.
EDIT - they got it off with a horrible scraping sound.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)
You should see the view out of my window, it makes this seem epic
The built another building right up against my office so my window has blocks on the other side about 3 inches away from it. I have covered the window with grey sticky back plastic
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:56, Reply)
The built another building right up against my office so my window has blocks on the other side about 3 inches away from it. I have covered the window with grey sticky back plastic
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Nearly forgot, sporto
As promised, a link to the excellent Tourette's interview from this morning: news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9714000/9714435.stm
I did post it in an earlier thread but Quentin ruined it by starting a new thread.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)
As promised, a link to the excellent Tourette's interview from this morning: news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9714000/9714435.stm
I did post it in an earlier thread but Quentin ruined it by starting a new thread.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Absolutely brilliant!
I've had to wipe away the tears sitting at my desk
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I've had to wipe away the tears sitting at my desk
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)
How Naughtie managed to conduct this interview without squealing with laughter I do not know
BISCUIT!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)
BISCUIT!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)
That's only a bit of my window.
I can see a lot of sky and about three trees too.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I can see a lot of sky and about three trees too.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:58, Reply)
We get to see the occasional pissed tramp falling down the bridge
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
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There is a pedestrian footbridge over the road
and it has a stepped walkway. We did once see a guy in a motorised wheelchair coming down it at about 30mph, bouncing around all over the place
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
and it has a stepped walkway. We did once see a guy in a motorised wheelchair coming down it at about 30mph, bouncing around all over the place
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I can see the Central Motorway in Newcastle from my desk
Jealous?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Jealous?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
it was raining
so i went to itsu because it was undercover and bought a veg rice pot. then it was still raining so i had to go to hotel chocolat and buy a pack of salted caramel chocolate buttons.
ALL THE RAIN'S FAULT.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)
so i went to itsu because it was undercover and bought a veg rice pot. then it was still raining so i had to go to hotel chocolat and buy a pack of salted caramel chocolate buttons.
ALL THE RAIN'S FAULT.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I fucking wasn't, you frightful cunt.
I don't know what to eat, really. I'm a bit all over the pace today.
alt: a funeral, last month. And another funeral a week before that one.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I don't know what to eat, really. I'm a bit all over the pace today.
alt: a funeral, last month. And another funeral a week before that one.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I am, he's not.
They've got him booked in for a defibrillation this afternoon, and hope that he'll be back tonight.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
They've got him booked in for a defibrillation this afternoon, and hope that he'll be back tonight.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Well, that's the general idea.
Hopefully he's getting a bit of kip first.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Hopefully he's getting a bit of kip first.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Oh man, just had a meeting about the development team.
I think I'm gonna have to start looking for a new job.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I think I'm gonna have to start looking for a new job.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
They said the company can no longer afford the bog roll bills and has to let Gonz go
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Just had another meeting since I typed that, I ain't unhappy at all.
1) The team was moving in a direction I'm not really amazingly happy going with.
2) I get sorted out properly 'till a cirtain date, then I get a month's wages and holiday on top of that.
3) I can take time out to do any interview.
I think I can have a job inside a week, did it last time, so I can do it again.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
1) The team was moving in a direction I'm not really amazingly happy going with.
2) I get sorted out properly 'till a cirtain date, then I get a month's wages and holiday on top of that.
3) I can take time out to do any interview.
I think I can have a job inside a week, did it last time, so I can do it again.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
lol, just went for a fag, the office secutary is getting £4kpa more than me, and my equal developer is getting £14kpa more than me.
=S
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
=S
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
14k is quite a difference.
Have they explained why you are paid less?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Have they explained why you are paid less?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Nope, I only just found out while having a fag, but I'll bring it up, maybe there is a few quid in it, in there for me.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
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You know, this is all getting a bit out of hand
A joke, a punch, then an organised fight to settle a question of honour and now Battered's going after his livelihood? This is how blood feuds start. 100 years from now their descendents will be revenge killing each other.
WHERE WILL THE MADNESS END?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)
A joke, a punch, then an organised fight to settle a question of honour and now Battered's going after his livelihood? This is how blood feuds start. 100 years from now their descendents will be revenge killing each other.
WHERE WILL THE MADNESS END?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Mossad agent on a motorcycle with a strobe light attached to his back.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
It would be a mountain bike.
A ridden one handed as his shoulder is still gammy.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
A ridden one handed as his shoulder is still gammy.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
The economic downturn is hitting everyone hard
even shady secret services.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
even shady secret services.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I can't believe his awesome marketing management skills honed at such companys as
Coca-Cola, Amazon, Pizza Hut, WH Smiths & Sainsburys have managed to get Gonz fired.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Coca-Cola, Amazon, Pizza Hut, WH Smiths & Sainsburys have managed to get Gonz fired.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I hadn't heard of those companies 'till he started working there.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Science backing up my thinking.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17729478
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17729478
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Have you ever had a bird leave a voice message that bhas n o point whatsoever?
Justa stream of conciousness
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Justa stream of conciousness
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I've had them whining at me for ages and then getting cross
because I'm offering suggestions on how to fix their problem before now.
"I don't want solutions, I want sympathy".
"But if you do this, you won't need either"
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME"
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
because I'm offering suggestions on how to fix their problem before now.
"I don't want solutions, I want sympathy".
"But if you do this, you won't need either"
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME"
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
the tourettes hero link is saying "site suspended"
fix that problem and i won't whine at you.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
fix that problem and i won't whine at you.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
The only thing that I get when I get you really drunk
is the worst hangover in the universe
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
is the worst hangover in the universe
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
fuck yeah that was bad
then in the morning i found all that pink XXX alcoholic shit everywhere and retched the whole time i was cleaning it up.
why did you make me drink that? why?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
then in the morning i found all that pink XXX alcoholic shit everywhere and retched the whole time i was cleaning it up.
why did you make me drink that? why?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
You're the one that got us on to that
you dozy mare. I distinctly remember saying "I think we ought to enjoy drinking responsibly" but noooooo
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
you dozy mare. I distinctly remember saying "I think we ought to enjoy drinking responsibly" but noooooo
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
that is a sentence that you have never said in your entire life
ever.
it is about as likely as me saying: "noooo noooooo, i hate chanel."
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
ever.
it is about as likely as me saying: "noooo noooooo, i hate chanel."
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I distinctly remember you eyeing up the back row of spirits at the summer bash
you made me drink orange aftershock. Orange.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
you made me drink orange aftershock. Orange.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
oh christ
i didn't KNOW it was orange until we'd drunk it! same thing happened at a rugby club bash the other week. fucking lethal.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
i didn't KNOW it was orange until we'd drunk it! same thing happened at a rugby club bash the other week. fucking lethal.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
i am contemplating train/taxis at either end
for this exact reason
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
for this exact reason
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I'd offer you a lift
but a) you don't trust my cars and b) you'd have to get the train out to mine, anyway. You'd just as well go the distance if you're on a train anyway.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
but a) you don't trust my cars and b) you'd have to get the train out to mine, anyway. You'd just as well go the distance if you're on a train anyway.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
thank you v much
but as you say i might as well go from kensington to bristol as kensington to slough to bristol... i might still drive. it's just the thought of the hungover drive back that i dislike.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
but as you say i might as well go from kensington to bristol as kensington to slough to bristol... i might still drive. it's just the thought of the hungover drive back that i dislike.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
If you train down
see how you feel on Sunday. You can always hop in for part of the way back if you fancy.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
see how you feel on Sunday. You can always hop in for part of the way back if you fancy.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I've got no idea if the Marathon on Sunday has any impact on your drive into London or not.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
nope
not from bristol to west london. it doesn't come as far out as high st ken.
would stop me driving to work or to the ex's though, for sure.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
not from bristol to west london. it doesn't come as far out as high st ken.
would stop me driving to work or to the ex's though, for sure.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
the woman in itsu told me to have a great birthday today
i had thanked her before i realised IT'S NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
random
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
i had thanked her before i realised IT'S NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
random
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Don't be sad
everyone gets older, I'm sure people will still love your sparkling personality even when your breasts are sagging around your navel and your arse hangs down to the back of your knees.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
everyone gets older, I'm sure people will still love your sparkling personality even when your breasts are sagging around your navel and your arse hangs down to the back of your knees.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Oh right, so where are you going to get a sparkling personality from?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
navel?
they've been around my knees since i was 13.
my arse is good though. trust me.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
they've been around my knees since i was 13.
my arse is good though. trust me.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
poor battered
he has really gotten battered on here the past few days.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
he has really gotten battered on here the past few days.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Men have bigger penii than women*
*does not apply to Fatima Whitbread
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
*does not apply to Fatima Whitbread
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
She got arrested at Gatwick airport.
Customs found 10lbs of crack in her pants.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Customs found 10lbs of crack in her pants.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Captain Kroney presses enter, grins, links his fingers and cracks them with his arms above his head,
"that'll show them" he says as he leans back in his chair, eager to see the fallout from that photonic zing torpedo.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
"that'll show them" he says as he leans back in his chair, eager to see the fallout from that photonic zing torpedo.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Gonz told me, he was having a quick pray at the temple before work
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is bad news for my daughter for when she grows up
My Mrs is a fucking nuisance with a mobile phone.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
My Mrs is a fucking nuisance with a mobile phone.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
i wish! imagine how much money that could have saved
Likely having salad. There's a massive tub of chicken an dumplins in the fridge but I'm not a fan
Alt Easter
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Likely having salad. There's a massive tub of chicken an dumplins in the fridge but I'm not a fan
Alt Easter
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Chicken and Dumplings!
That sounds nice. Have you ever made the chicken and cheese dip stuff that americans make for parties*
*I went to a party and an american had made it and said that someone always made it for parties in america.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
That sounds nice. Have you ever made the chicken and cheese dip stuff that americans make for parties*
*I went to a party and an american had made it and said that someone always made it for parties in america.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Look it is made of chicken you fucktard
2 (10 ounce) cans chunk chicken, drained
2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
1 cup Ranch dressing
3/4 cup pepper sauce (such as Frank's Red Hot®)
1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
2 (10 ounce) cans chunk chicken, drained
2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
1 cup Ranch dressing
3/4 cup pepper sauce (such as Frank's Red Hot®)
1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Nothing much
I wouldn't eat it with celery though. I hate celery.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I wouldn't eat it with celery though. I hate celery.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
i like it
but only with fat things like houmous or garlic dip. or blue cheese.
it's nice in a stirfry.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
but only with fat things like houmous or garlic dip. or blue cheese.
it's nice in a stirfry.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
al, out of any american food you could enjoy, that is probably the worst
The chicken is from a CAN
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
The chicken is from a CAN
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
You don't have to make it with canned chicken though do you
In fact, i've never seen canned chicken in the UK so I reckon the stuff I had was made with proper chicken.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
In fact, i've never seen canned chicken in the UK so I reckon the stuff I had was made with proper chicken.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
buffalo chicken dip is terrible
I only just encountered it over the summer
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I only just encountered it over the summer
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I had this awesome stuff in Australia, that was effectively pesto
purreed basil and oil with pine nuts.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
purreed basil and oil with pine nuts.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
That's why I said, it's effectively pesto.
But they called it Basil dip.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
But they called it Basil dip.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
I know.
I'm sorry. I think you look pretty in the latest photos you posted on facebook.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
I'm sorry. I think you look pretty in the latest photos you posted on facebook.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
why thank you al
I'm thinking oof dying my hair dark, possibly black
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I'm thinking oof dying my hair dark, possibly black
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Say nice things about her and then listen to her response?
Nah, I just point at the kitchen, grunt and scratch my balls.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Nah, I just point at the kitchen, grunt and scratch my balls.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I don't really like Pecorino I've decided.
It smells a bit like vomit.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
It smells a bit like vomit.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
You're alright Pistons deleted his account
even his standup has disappeared :(
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
even his standup has disappeared :(
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
They should call it Hey Pesto
I think it must be time for me to go home soon.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I think it must be time for me to go home soon.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
why would you dip a buffalo in chicken anyway?
what is your obsession with meat?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
what is your obsession with meat?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
if the chicken was bigger than the buffalo you'd get a hell of a lot of sauce
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
It's Georges Marvellous Medicine all over again
*calls the national guard*
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
*calls the national guard*
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
bad luck sporters
*sets up "Sporters Relief"*
*Makes David Walliams swim the fucking Atlantic*
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
*sets up "Sporters Relief"*
*Makes David Walliams swim the fucking Atlantic*
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I'd pay money to see him swim that bit off the coast of SA
in between the mainland and some seal island. In a black wetsuit.
The one which is fucking teeming with seal-hungry great whites.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
in between the mainland and some seal island. In a black wetsuit.
The one which is fucking teeming with seal-hungry great whites.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
do you actually mean "fuck all"
or do you mean "same as last year"
...cos if it's the former, you need to look long and hard at your negotiation skills, sporters.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
or do you mean "same as last year"
...cos if it's the former, you need to look long and hard at your negotiation skills, sporters.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I mean fuck all, as in nothing
My negotiating skills are now being brought out as we don't get any input until now
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
My negotiating skills are now being brought out as we don't get any input until now
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Oh, sorry. I meant nothing as in "no salary" not "no raise"
I should probably clarify that to make my initial post be taken in the comedy vein it was intended, really.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I should probably clarify that to make my initial post be taken in the comedy vein it was intended, really.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
i've just run out of titshots
i have a few b3tan's cockshots from the last few years, can i interest you in those?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
i have a few b3tan's cockshots from the last few years, can i interest you in those?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
define "a few"
cos I'm intrigued how many people would be idiotic enough to gaz a picture of their cock to someone?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
cos I'm intrigued how many people would be idiotic enough to gaz a picture of their cock to someone?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Speaking as a non cock-gazzer
How would you even do it? Gaz is text innit?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
How would you even do it? Gaz is text innit?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
host a picture somewhere
email the link
at least, that's what your dad did
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
email the link
at least, that's what your dad did
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I wpon't be gettinig the promotion I wanted
as my manager has only been with me for six months and needs "more data points", fuck off, I did that before you arrived
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
as my manager has only been with me for six months and needs "more data points", fuck off, I did that before you arrived
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
The real reason is that you're a shitcunt
with nothing to offer the workplace.
And you spend too much time on the internet.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
with nothing to offer the workplace.
And you spend too much time on the internet.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I can't argue with the second point
however still overperform, hit targets etc etc
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
however still overperform, hit targets etc etc
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
no-one else is really getting it.
Our inflation increase was 0.3% for 2 years. And much as I dislike them we've got a few fairly powerful unions doing our negotiation.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Our inflation increase was 0.3% for 2 years. And much as I dislike them we've got a few fairly powerful unions doing our negotiation.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
i think this year i'll be earning a few grand more than last year
thats always nice
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
thats always nice
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
ah, right.
ours completely separates inflationary pay rises, statuatory progression and performance related stuff. About the only thing here that is transparent...
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
ours completely separates inflationary pay rises, statuatory progression and performance related stuff. About the only thing here that is transparent...
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
GUTTED
just say you're deeply disappointed in the result and even though you know it's a difficult time the effect of inflation means this pay deal is a real terms wage cut of 3.5%
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
just say you're deeply disappointed in the result and even though you know it's a difficult time the effect of inflation means this pay deal is a real terms wage cut of 3.5%
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
In the last 4 years, I have had one pay rise
last year. In real terms, I'd appreciate what this would mean.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
last year. In real terms, I'd appreciate what this would mean.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I thought this
15 fucking years (almost) I've been here. My rage is growing.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
15 fucking years (almost) I've been here. My rage is growing.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
You're underappreciated, a fixture if you will
By not having moved on years ago you've been marked as lacking in ambition or wit. You're the office mug, suck it up
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
By not having moved on years ago you've been marked as lacking in ambition or wit. You're the office mug, suck it up
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This weather can fuck off.
I'm supposed to be poncing round Soho in six minutes.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I'm supposed to be poncing round Soho in six minutes.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)
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