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I'm listening to the OMC and I have a brown banana
what are you listening to and what have you got?

also, what was the last thing to make you say 'How Bizarre?'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:35, 207 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I am listening to the sound of my phone ringing but am ignoring it
I have no idea what last made me say how bizarre.

I'M INTERESTING AREN'T I!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)
:|

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)
I'm listening to Breakbot's Heroes mix.
Fourteen minutes of euphoric disco and electro. And I've got a massive smile on my face.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)
oh god that sounds so shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)
It must be terrible being you.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)
i do alright, and anything with 'euphoric electro' in the title has got to be shit
sorry to be the bearer...etc
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)
It probably is.
I wouldn't know seeing as the word 'euro' isn't anywhere near my original post or the mix I'm listening to.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)
My homebrew smelt like bananas when I opened it to check the specific gravity.
It caused me to say how bizarre.

This is a shit thread, you're getting too comfortable, buck your ideas up.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)
do you want a bbc link to that titanic bouncy castle?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)
It's all about google currents now you luddite!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:47, Reply)
wtf?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Smartphone app
basically lets me download 5 newspapers before I go to work.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)
that doesn't help us at all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I am listening to the two hot Italian women that sit opposite me.
Alt: when I was straddling your Mum's face and she was tonguing my little pink sixpence.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I'm listening to Simon Mayo & Mark Kermode's film reviews.
Mark Kermode likes the Twilight movies. That's quite bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Are you back on the sauce?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Um...no, why do you ask?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Simon Mayo?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Ha.
I like Simon Mayo on the film podcast. Haven't heard him as an actual DJ since he did the radio 1 breakfast show, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)
OK, I'll let this one go.
But I better not read about you listening to Steve Wright (in the afternoon).

How's things with your bad self?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Steve Wright is a proper cunt.
Things are OK with me, sir. I hope the same applies to you.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)
It does.
Am lagging a bit. Had a "client dinner" last night which means I got home at about 3am.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)
how can anyone like them? i saw bits of the first one and it was awful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)
I like the Wolf with the tits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Shakira?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)
That's the fella.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)
My opinion of my sister in law dropped even further
when she posted on facebook that having now seen all the films, she thought the first one was the best.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Has she got cracking norks?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)
She does actually.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Steady on, Bert

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Does she like quality City gents?
There's a cheese and ham toasty in it for her.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)
She likes dog shows.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)
We have loads in common.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)
You're more of a New Moon fan, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Awooooo

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)
I took the wife to see the second one
I can't believe women like a film about a woman who is in love with two super controlling dicks that won't fuck her.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)
My ex thought they weren't good adaptations of the books
and disliked the films on *that* basis.

I just couldn't find the appropriate words.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Thank fuck she's banging someone else.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:05, Reply)
As time goes on
I am coming around to this way of thinking. More to the point, thank fuck *I'm* banging other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)
You should send her pictures of you having sex with her friends.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Her friends are in Canada
and they're all hounds. All of them. Except for the one that's a hog. The ex is the one decent looker out of the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)
And?
You've fucked worse.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)
I have standards, I guess.
No actual morals, but standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Right ho!
I draw the line at an anal beard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Even some of the consensual stuff.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)
its not just that, they do seem to be very poorly made
i could see the lines of the pale makeup around their ears and all the cinamtography was poor
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Did you want to fuck the gay vampire or were you more in to the wolfman?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Gay vampire.
HAWT.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)
in the first thing the wolf man is a boy with long hair
so wolfboy, yeah
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Just a quick question that I've just wondered.
If I take up one of the possitions in my current company, it would mean moving from one job to another, even though its the same company and even the same department... would that mean I don't get redundancy leave? I mean, naturally I think I wouldn't, but that would kindda be like a month's wages that I could have gotten that I wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Seems almost like a punishment for staying in my job.
I don't know is this is me being wonky-brain.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)
No wonky brain is after too much horse tranquilliser.
Sometimes fun, often disastrous.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Direct transfer should = no gap in pay or being made redundant.
Just a switch, innit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Try not to think of redundancy as free money.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)
most people consider staying in a job as a reward.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)
oh shit!
I clicked I like this by mistake :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MISTAKE?????

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

soz
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I'll click you by mistake in a minute pal

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)
O< ----- of fuck!!! swim for it lads.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Go on, Quints. Knock him out!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)
MODSSSSSS!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)
i don't physically threaten people on the internet
i leave that to my best mate battered who is not hiding at all today
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Fuck that, smack him.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Listening to someone cleaning a machine with compressed air
It's quite annoying.

When the track by OMC came on the other day, I said 'How bizarre'. I then turned it off because it's a fucking shit record.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Who are OMC?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)
The band that 'sang' How Bizarre.
Fucking awful
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)
bung-bung-bung-bung bung-bung-bung-bung
how bizarre, how bizaare

good song
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)
It's one of the worst songs to ever receive commercial airplay.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)
everythme i look around...
its in my face, doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)
No, that was Japanese Boy by Aneka.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Don't know that one off the top of my head
Note that I said 'one of the worst'. In there we can include Secret Smile, You're Gorgeous, My Heart Will Go On, Fairground, Yellow, Creep, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)
I like at least 3 songs in that list.
*is an old man*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Secret Smile, Yellow, and Creep?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Correct.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Woo hoo!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Creep's not "bad" per se. Just overplayed.
At least it comes from the Radiohead "not being utter self-indulegent wanks" phase.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I only like one Radiohead track really
Just never been a fan of their stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)
How bizarre dododo dododo
how bizarre, how bizarre

Something something in my car
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Ch-ch-chang chang.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)
lacist

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Changity chang shoo bop

(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I dunno
It could be worse. It could be Busted, or Enya, or Metallica or Pendulum. Some purveyors of some of the worst records of all time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I'm listening to the bin men outside
and I have a bowl of shreddies.

I don't think I've ever used that expression, as I'm neither a dapper Edwardian gent, nor Bill Bailey.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)
would i know any of their stuff?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Didn't they do that "my old man's a dustman"
song?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)
no, that was an unusually large George Foreman

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)
*insert tedious argument over whether ukelele also scales up here*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:35, Reply)
well of course not
that would be absurd
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)
What's the best flavour of Angel Delight?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)
strawberry

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)
None

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)
BUTTERSCOTCH.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Correct answer

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)
it tastes like old meat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)
You'd know.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)
No, you're thinking of lemonparty

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Indeed Correct

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)
ding ding, winrar

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Strawberry

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)
is there a "set it on fire and throw it out of the window" flavour?
if so, that one.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)
It's a dessert, not a child

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Angela Merkel arrives at Athens airport

Passport monkey: Name?
Merkel: Angela Merkel
PM: Nationality?
AM: German.
PM: Occupation?
AM: No, just a holiday.

Hahahahahahahaha.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)
That was funny the 6th time I heard it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)
IN LIKE 4BILLION BC

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Sorry 'Chompy.
It is funny, though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I'm not angry,
I'm just disapointed.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)
What was your reaction the first five times you heard it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)
violent vommiting.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:39, Reply)
What about vomiting?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I'm writing a book called "Stop Overreacting".

If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Hahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)
i'm gonna change my name to no-one and then buy it and legally force you to stick toy our written agreement

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Stick toy? Kids today, don't know they're born.
Did you hear the one about the black Jew?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)
My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now. I always wondered what kept them together.
Then I saw the swear jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)
How do you know when an Ethiopian is going to be sick?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)
BISCUIT!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)
How do you stop a Pakistani from drowning?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This thread's crap, Stunned
Let's slash the seats.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)
FACKING RUMBLE.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)
None.

(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)
one, if the potato is green and the irishman actually an irish baby
or if it had poison in it, or if you threw it and it hit awkwardly and they fell over and hit their head on a rock
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)
a cold
last thng that made me say that was an email which my phone informed me about this morning which had a title of 'The GGovernment Stole Her Uterous'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Uterous? WTF?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)
uterus
sorry, too ill to spell
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Did anyone watch the new show E4 is currently banging on about "Two Broke Girls"?
I did. It included a joke where one girl was surprised on a subway and tazered the other one. The first girl apologised and said she was worried she was getting raped and the other one said "That's not what rape feels like".

That was about the funniest thing in the programme.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I've seen a trailer when one sprays her face with cream by mistake.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)
hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:58, Reply)
the one witht he dark hair has big boobs but she's always chewing gum and i can't stand that
my stupid girlfriend was looking forward to watching that as 'she seemed like a strong(shit) character'

i'll let you know her opinion having seen it when i get back from lunch
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)
i saw some of it last night
it was Not Good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Cool, thanks for that.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:00, Reply)

I like it
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Shitty local dance station, with a playlist of about 10 fcuking songs. Awful.
I have fruit and tea, and a bit of a hangover.

Alt, I assume noone has said"your mum" yet? Can't be bothered to look back.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)
you're right
how bizarre
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:58, Reply)
A colleague on the phone to a supplier and the rhythmnic tapping of fingers on keyboards...
...and I'm sipping a diet coke.

Being asked to process an extra payment for an actress auditioning for a stage role that required full frontal nudity and simulated masturbation. She was seventy five years old.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Thank god!
It's Bicycle Repairman!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:00, Reply)
I have my uses!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Afternoon fella
Magnificent story on QOTW this week, I lolled most heartily at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Thank you - a true story in fact.
I like to remind Nugget two of the trouser soiling whenever he's surly in public.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)
Haha, superb

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Tough love and all that...
...poor little fecker broke his leg playing rugby a couple of weeks back and is trying to get around the house on crutches. I might start waxing the floors when I get home tonight.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Aye, I asked Madame Poulet how he was doing
She responded that he was a cheeky shit, and when being asked how his leg was, would respond 'Still broken', which is magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:26, Reply)
Yeah, underneath his surly facade there's a sense of humour there
Somewhere. He seems to think that everyone on b3ta is a "bunch of mincers".

I might let him out of the cellar in time for next weekend.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
I hear a certain b3tan has started working for you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:10, Reply)
Yes, she has...
...I can't mention names, but she's multi-talented - is there anything she can't do?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Keep her clothes on by the look of things.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
I genuinely wouldn't know that!
But I inadvertantly discovered that my father in dabbling on Facebook ended up perving at some pics of her in rollerskates... Grubby old git!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
i almost didn't recognise you then
will i recognise you TOMORROW???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)
Tomorrow?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)
the bristol bash
i am guessing from your reply that you are not coming :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)
I'd completely forgotten that it was tomorrow! Oops...
...it's been a very busy few weeks and for some reason I assumed it was in May. D'oh!

Surely that's an excuse to throw another Lahndahn bashette soon?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
I have no idea who you are.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
PJM

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)
I don't like change!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
I usually assume it's Bobby, Gonz or Al
but chickenlady was referenced. Name changes are a pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)
law firms don't let you listen to things at work
the boy keeps sending me links to lots of hardcore tracks and i can't listen to any of them. so i'll go for "whining clients" as it's year end and none of them want to pay their bills.

i'm going to be singing that song all day now, you fake italian cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:01, Reply)
I'd rather listen to whining clients than hardcore.

(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)
he is slowly converting me
but everything i like, he denigrates as "cheesy".

mind, i have shit taste in music. i like the most mainstream bits of everything: dance, pop, indie, classical, alternative, rock - but anything outside that and i will turn it off.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Why would you even want to be converted?
cheesy shit is still not as shit as hardcore.
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)
this is more the happy old skool stuff, so i do actually really like it
he has tried playing me some of the "sick" 240 bpm gabber, but it just makes me feel like my own grandmother, wondering where the "tune" is.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)
The more I hear about him,
the more I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)
The more I hear about him,
the more of a bender he sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Kroney, I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)
*minces*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:27, Reply)
oh god yes
boney kroney is a total moaney mincer
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Boney?
not so much any more.
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Didn't Kroney have that same sig a few weeks back?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
More like months.
The trends I set take a while to get going.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Most of them still don't seem to have caught on

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:36, Reply)
I dunno about that, my freezer to stuffed to teh gills with frozen bot dogs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Did he?
Oh well.
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
He split up with his girlfriend soon after that
So be careful.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Oh really? Two dry slaps on order.
A pimp's gotta keep his bitches in line, yo
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Pfft
your chubby ass has got to catch me, first.
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I am surprisingly dangerous over short distances.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Why can't you listen to stuff?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)
i work at a law firm, and those of us who don't have to deal with clients direct
are allowed to listen to what we want
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:01, Reply)
it's a law firm now?
your job changes EVERY day.

maybe you'll be an astronaut on monday!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)
I've got the library on random
right now it's Meshuggah

I have a cheese sandwich and no plans for the afternoon - standard
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)
I just can't
I just can't
I just can't control my feet

I just can't
I just can't
I just can't control my feet

I just can't
I just can't
I just can't control my feet

I just can't
I just can't
I just can't control my feet
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)

control my feet understand the concept of scale

control my feet understand the concept of scale

control my feet understand the concept of scale

control my feet understand the concept of scale
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Muscular dystrophy lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)
I have an external 1000Base-T network card on my desk.
It is utterly useless to me as the other connector is proprietory. More fascinating facts as they happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)
isn't that teh terminator?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)
does anyone here use any free video editing software?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Yup
you can find it on Google.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)
i was hoping for a recommendation
of some kind. there's all sorts of shit, but it's probably shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)
If you pirate adobe premiere its free

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)
but the adobe navy
will sink my ship
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Only if they get the right coordinates
C5
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HkZeUa53Jyg#t=12s
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Best 3 out of 5?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)
My dad won one of those when they first came out
sold it without ever even trying it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)
I'd love to drive one of those through central London

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
I', listening to my colleague on the phone
and I have a pulled BBQ pork wrap with sweetcorn and cheese, NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
I haven't bought any lunch in today so I am free for an hour
Anyone fancy a pint?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
I would say yes, but not with you. If you buy me beer and then sit on teh other side of the pub and don't talk to me then I'll come.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)
And to think I always liked you Al

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)
he can't help waht turns him on

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:58, Reply)
i forgot to ask about Broke Girls, sorry everyone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)
wazzat?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)
its ok, i'll text her

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
thank god for that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)
someone has brought back a massive box of fudge from their holiday
it says on it "proudly packed to bursting at the fudge house"

i am laughing. i don't want to explain why to colleagues.

but what a great name for a gay bar. "the fudge house".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)
I'd go there.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Not as good as
www.chutters.com/candy/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)

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