Everyone secretly wants to have a fat chick at some point.
And those people with fat chicks occasionally wish they could have a skinny bird.

I was actually thinking a little while ago, that I've never slept with a really skinny person. I've fingered a couple, but never gone all the way.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:46, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So you're saying that skinny girls have better taste in blokes than fat girls?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:47, Reply)

There was one really skinny girl I got with
Must admit, wasn't the best, I felt like I had to be gentle, or I'd break her.

Then again, she was only 5.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:48, Reply)

* resists temptation to call you someone else's user name *

I don't want to be stepped again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I bet she was Mad
+die
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Fat chicks are like mopeds

( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Not allowed on motorways?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:56, Reply)

that's the one

( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)

The upside to fat chicks is that everything feels like tits

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Slap the thigh and ride in on the waves

( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Cover her in flour and fuck the wet bit

( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)

"Fucked her, rolled over twice, was still on the bitch"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)

"Hey love, fart and give 'us a clue"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Ask her to fart to give you a clue.
Fucksticks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Haha, gutted

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Ladies and Gentlemen, the 13:06 to ZING will de departing shortly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)

"Like shagging a well stuffed Chesterfield sofa"

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 May 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Fat birds put the effort into it
Skinny ones do not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)

This is true

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I also agree
The best head I ever got was off a fat bird, it was first thing in the morning after a night out too and she didn't batter an eyelid, top lass, the girl I was with before was an "ok but wash it first" type. Mind you both were better than what I ended up with.
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I can recall two of the curvier ladies that have visited my sports-shed
were very enthusiastic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I'd have asked her out if she wasn't fat
Instead I just never saw her again.
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I think I also did this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Shagging a really skinny lass...
...is like trying to hump a bag full of elbows. A little bit of padding makes everything more comfortable.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I'm no expert
But it sounds to me as though you are doing it wrong.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Obviously I've never *actually* humped a bag full of elbows

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)