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I've started to get African spam emails in Spanish.
'saludos,
Somos de una de las familias reales de Ghana que han dado a varias tierras con el fin de la minería de oro en Ghana es rica en oro. Como resultado de los ancianos de las tierras de heces están sujetos a derechos de autor de vez en forma de tiempo de las empresas mineras.'
ETC
How about that, eh?
Alt: everyone loves a barbecue, don't they? But what's best on the old 'Klaus'?
Alt alt: Do you like cookery programmes? What, in your worthless opinion, is the best one ever?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:45,
194 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
this
This is the best you could do?
*shakes head*
Not a fucking Nigerian general in sight
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:47,
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I got NOTHING apart from the AIDS on my back.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:48,
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Steak is best on the bbq
if you have someone who knows what they're doing and you don't use a cheep bbq. You need good air inlets at the bottom and you need a grill under the coal to let the ash drop away.
If you don't have that, chicken kebabs or lamb kofte things are good.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:49,
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I need a new BBQ
My old one died
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:55,
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barbeques are okay.
i can't sleep and its way past my bedtime.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:49,
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you're a terrible australian.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:50,
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I can live with that.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:51,
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The Fun Lovin' Criminals follow up single?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:54,
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It was Hall and Oates you IDIOT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:58,
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I didn't get the joke at all until you said that.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:01,
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On Googling it was I can't get with that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:04,
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YOU IDIOT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:05,
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Correct, You are an idiot.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:07,
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THAT@S THE ....
You idiot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:08,
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The spanish have loads of money or "mazooma" in their language, to fritter away
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:49,
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Needs MOAR bile
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:10,
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I've got gallons of the stuff.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:11,
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Ducting is needed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:12,
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I've got nowhere to keep it.
As my gall bladder has been removed.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:14,
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Another top bbq tip is to get those half baked chiabattas
slice them up uncooked, cover with a fair amount of olive oil then put on the grill until they get awesome grill marks. Great for dipping or with salad if you're a gay.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:50,
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That's an excellent half baked idea.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:52,
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Fucking hell, I'd never thought of that.
Good skills.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:53,
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It picks up some flavours from the grill so placement is important
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:56,
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Thinly cut steak instead of burger
Foiled up potato, salt, pepper, olive oil and rosemary for an hour
Kebabs with chorizo and halloumi on them
A loaf tin full of sliced onions and olive oil, left for hours to caramelise
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:53,
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I'm going to try the rosemary/thyme on the coals and using a bowl to trap the smoke in too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:09,
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butterflied leg of lamb with garlic and rosemary
beer can chicken
bone in rib of beef, as long as it's a thin single rib and you aren't one of these medium or well done Berties.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:55,
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Belly pork is amazing on a BBQ
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:56,
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Oh, fuck, yeah, I'd forgotten that.
There's this honey and soy marinade that I found the recipe for somewhere that is the absolute bollocks on belly pork.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:57,
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Five spice powder also wins
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:57,
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I think it would at least be polite to reply in er....Ghanian.
Alt Alt: Anything involving Keith Floyd, although as a back-up I'll settle for drizzling Nigella Lawson in my gentleman's dressing.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 May 2012, 14:59,
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Sophie Dahl for me.
Jeeeesus
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Kroney, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:09,
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You Twit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:09,
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I've got to be in with a shot, at least.
She's married to professional midget Jamie Callum. Clearly standards are low.
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Kroney, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:13,
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Everything is low if you are Jamie Cullum
I think Nigella would win for me, the filthy minx
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:13,
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SOMETHING ABOUT BATTERED!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:15,
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FANNY?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:17,
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christ, don't confuse those on here who can't even write in english properly
haloumi is the best thing for a bbq.
meat can fuck right off.
i have managed to avoid cookery programmes for my entire life. which is too fucking short for cookery programmes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:09,
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Veggie BBQs must be a right fucking laugh a year
BBQ=MEAT
MEAT=WIN
Maths innit?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:10,
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HERE I AM ITS OK NOW
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:13,
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Cookery programmes are excellent if you like to cook
There is always one thing that you'd like to cook.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:14,
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it's boring people talking about boring food and then eating it in front of your face without sharing it
how is that excellent?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:16,
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it's food porn presented by semi attractive women
for men who can't get it up any other way
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:22,
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Nigella is attractive
I'd just worry that halfway through, I'd see her Dad staring back at me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:35,
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What the fuck is the point of a veggie BBQ?
Cheese anyone? Fuck sake.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 May 2012, 15:15,
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Needs MOAR nutloaf
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:17,
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This is easily the best thread ever.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:10,
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Yeah, lets all post our favourite spam emails
You fucking plum
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:11,
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Yes!!!!
Sporty's been drink-ing, Sporty's been drink-ing
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:12,
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\o/
*falls off chair*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:14,
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i had a bbq at lunch, it was nice
what's that about klaus?
i sometimes catch sunday brunch, those blokes have the least charisma of any blokes i've ever seen
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:14,
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Klaus Barbie.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:14,
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is that like a christmas dolly for girls?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:15,
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It's like Christmas for Jewish people.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:16,
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he killed che guevara, is it his fault for all those t shirts?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:17,
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Klaus Barbie
A Nazi war criminal
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:16,
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all war is a crime, man
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:17,
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No Quentin, they are all a shame.
But some are legal.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:18,
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i was being a hippie
you, idiot
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:18,
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Using woodchips, such as Apple, Cherry, Maple, Hickory, and Oak adds a more distinctive flavour.
Also using marinades, rubs and flavoured butters.
Alt Alt: Heat seekers (Food network sky 262) thats freeveiw 49 for you Monty on most nights at 9.30pm
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:15,
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I saw the one in New Orleans and really wanted to go there.
The Mexican presenter is a fucking helmet though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:16,
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Good for a giggle though.
How was the concert BTW
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:18,
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Fucking brilliant thanks.
Major lineup change but they're still excellent, HH. EXCELLENT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:28,
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Hello, who are you?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:23,
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I'm me who who are you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:23,
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I'm psychochomp,
I just love stupid answers to simple questions. It's so endearing.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:24,
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No probs
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:25,
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*Tim Henman air fist*
Space X has docked with the ISS.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:26,
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Spacedocking FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:26,
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First private company ever to do it.
This is a big deal sporto
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:28,
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I know this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:29,
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Then why are you thinking about poo!?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:30,
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Purely for the misinterpreting lols
I'm bored Chompy, boooooooooored
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:31,
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I've seen too many films to trust the idea of private companies being allowed space ships.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:30,
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This^
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:30,
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I don't care.
if they can go up there and do something useful and make money, all power too them.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:31,
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Making money is theft, innit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:32,
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No
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:34,
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yes
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:34,
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Why?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:35,
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He's a fucking hippy that's why.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:42,
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Well durr
I wanted a hippy reason
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:43,
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I don't care
fucking get on with it humanity, we need some good reliable and reuseable single stage to orbit craft, should have happened by the 90s you lazy government cunts.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:35,
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This is really good news.
It shows that travel in space is a venture far all, not just governments.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:28,
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*ahem*
all rich people
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:30,
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Wasn't the first brit to fly a coachman?
There's hope for you yet CQ.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:32,
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I have no clue what you mean Bart.
Have you been drinking?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:33,
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I have
*puts hand up*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:34,
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i'd noticed
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:34,
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*whispers*
Are you my boss?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:36,
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yes, I am.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:54,
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fuuuuuuuuck
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:56,
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No, but I wish I was.
I think the first brit in a hang glider was pushed off a hill by his boss.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:35,
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relevence?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:55,
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And it is currently offloading its precious cargo
of waterproof trousers to the soggy-kneed inhabitants of the space station. Good work, private contractors!
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Kroney, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:29,
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Does it rain often in space then?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:36,
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Yes.
They have meteor showers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:41,
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OMG ANOTHER SELF ABSORBED POST BY POPS WHO HASN'T EVEN READ THE ORIGONAL POST !!!!
A collegue today pointed out that Stephen Fry and No10Gov (uk prime minister) follows me on twitter.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:37,
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William Shatner is my friend on Google plus.
best thing ever.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:38,
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Mrs Cow was on Google Plus
until William Shat'ner
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:40,
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I would rather you didn't mock my close personal friends name.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:41,
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He's presenting Have...I...GotNews..For....You tonight
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:50,
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omfg is he?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:50,
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Dammit I'm a code monkey not a TV guide!
Yes he is, unless I dreamt it
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:52,
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www.onthebox.com
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:23,
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I'm drinking for Poppet
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:38,
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Excellent work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:39,
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You still thinking about the York trip?
If so i have some excellent suggestions
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:43,
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I am indeed
Suggest on, my man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:43,
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I'll gaz em to you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:44,
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Please do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:48,
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Alt: Chinese style pork steaks
The food for tomorrowAlt alt: I'm currently really enjoying Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:45,
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What is in the bag on the left?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:45,
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Hot wings
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:50,
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Excellent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:52,
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Sausages are shit bbq food.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:46,
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You need a good farm shop
Prime cuts
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:47,
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the bbq burger i had at the weekend was shit
i should have had a sausage :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:48,
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Not if they're good sausages
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:52,
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They'll burn to fuck
some will split and they take loads of time to look after. Much better on a pan.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:03,
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Not if you turn them often
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:05,
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Not if you get one of those sausage grills, like a fish grill, but for sausages
then you can flip them all in one easy motion.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:05,
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Good plan
I just roll them onto the next bar across every minute or so
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:07,
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You'll still lose all the juice to the coals
waste of time they are.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:07,
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my sausages don't split
are you trying to cook before your coal is grey?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:09,
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Good sausages won't split.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:11,
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Good sausages swallow
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:52,
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or you kno0w, if you cook them properly
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:08,
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Did you reply to the wrong person?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:10,
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I think he is agreeing with you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:12,
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i was agreeing with you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:12,
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I agree
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:15,
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he's obviously some sort of idiot
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:15,
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I agree
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:16,
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Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:17,
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She likes to clean it before "work"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:19,
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'
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:20,
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ROSSAGES.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:02,
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RAGGY?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:12,
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ROOOO NOOOOOO
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:13,
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Meddling kids
*shakes fist*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:14,
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*fists kids*
*gets a medal*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:29,
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![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/a97142293f2cb62523e4/gold-medal.gif)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:33,
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'Well first of all I'd like to thank my parents, without whom I wouldn't be here...'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:37,
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I keep getting emails in Spanish trying to offer me jobs.
I can only assume it's because I've been replying to Aber in Spanish on fb.
What's going on, internet shutins? Oh em gee it's fucking hot.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 May 2012, 16:01,
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Nothing, it would seem
How goes it, my Scottish uber-breasted friend?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:04,
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I'm hot. That's about the most I can say.
A couple of days ago, one of my best friends had a baby. I've been starting to feel all warm and snuggly about babies.
Then today, I was in a shop toilet, and there was a woman there with a toddler with some soiled pull ups. My ' babies are evil' seeing has been restored.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 May 2012, 16:17,
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Toddler shit fucking stinks
This is a good plan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:20,
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Children can fuck right off.
This is all.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 May 2012, 16:27,
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No, they can't.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:37,
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Nonce.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 May 2012, 16:40,
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i don't have kids, not got anything against them per se
but i'll tell you what the most offensive thing in the whole entire world is:
obese kids, i saw an 8 year old girl the other day who was easily 12 stone
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:40,
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I bet she had fat parents.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 May 2012, 16:42,
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fat Scottish
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:43,
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You say potato, I say bag o' chips.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 May 2012, 16:44,
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It's child abuse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:43,
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it really is, it's disgusting and we need to set up labour camps for it NOW
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:46,
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63 stone teenager on the front page of the tabloids this morning.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:49,
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Okay, whose mum sold their school photo?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 May 2012, 16:51,
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b3th's
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:52,
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: (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 May 2012, 16:52,
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It's a con, there's no jobs in Spain.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:06,
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Barbecue food
Leg of lamb butterflied and marinaded in a mix of all the shite hanging around in the cupboards - normally anchovy,wine,herbs,garlic,rosemary, prosciutto.....cooked it a few times and the BF loves it so must be due to do it again.
Serve it with sliced oiled griddled aubergine and aioli.
Alt alt: yes - in my worthless opinion anything Nigella does with her extra butter and sugar in everything. Graham Kerr, Ainsley Harriot and antony Worral Thompson can feck right off.
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:13,
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This sounds good until aioli
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:16,
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aioli
is optional but it is nice to dip the aubergine into something
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:17,
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Garlic mayo, basically
wonderful stuff.
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berk, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:20,
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An excellent scrabble word if you've a tray full of vowels, too
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:25,
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I dont like it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:29,
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I don't like you either.
THIS IS A STAR WARS JOKE!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:38,
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I endorse a repeat run of this recipe.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:38,
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We're having a barbie at work next week,
as there's a junkie/alkie unit here it will be alcohol free.
Alcohol free barbecue? WTF.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 25 May 2012, 16:14,
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May as well be meat free too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:16,
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So that'll be grilled rolls, corn on the cob and salad?
Plus Vimto? Party on dude.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 25 May 2012, 16:20,
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Naked ape is thinking about your arse.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:22,
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This is in the wrong place, but also probably accurate.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:23,
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Your arse is in the wrong place
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:24,
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what do you think the right place is NA?
Because if you're going to say "on my cock" I'll have to strongly dissagree.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:26,
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On your mum's cock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:27,
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Sounds like Man Vs Food
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:24,
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UNLIKE YOUR ARSE!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:21,
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This isn't Facebook you double posting, double penetrated buffoon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:30,
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UNLIKE YOUR ARSE!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:21,
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So funny I said it twice
More becks barkeep
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:23,
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You need less Posh, never mind more Becks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:35,
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Can Posh even get any lesser?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:13,
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Fire free
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:21,
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We have a new health and safety twat,
she'll be in her sodding element with something involvind lots of people, food , electrical stuff and naked flames.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 25 May 2012, 16:27,
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You said naked
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:29,
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I'm touching myself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:30,
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Bloody hell, a Pipkins fan.
I liked the Brummie pig.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 25 May 2012, 16:35,
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Topov the Cockney monkeys rules
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:40,
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Vaya con dios
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:05,
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*Googles*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:22,
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Exams finished, the rest of the summer is mine.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:14,
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Sings Ella Fitzgerald's "summer time"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:16,
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What are you going to do with it, now you've finished failing your exams?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:25,
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Enjoy the rest of my birthday you arsehole.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:31,
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