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What's the best website on the internet.Alt: Answer the question you fucks
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Vulvatube.com(
PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:36,
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Depends on the subject matter.(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:37,
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Whatever subject matter you likeI like to keep my questions open to encourage discussion.
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I end up trawling from one topic to anotherLast night I worked through the pages of Josef Mengele - Klaus Barbie - Unit 731. Very interesting
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:41,
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I spent about 2 hours reading plans to terraform the planets/moons in the solar system one day(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
CQ posted about a massive tank ages ago and that set me off on a trawlI just like to know stuff about stuff
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:45,
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Ahh, the Ratte, best tank that never was.(
Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:09,
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B3taIt's given me many laughs, introduced me to friends, and mostly keeps me sane at work.
Alt: Hobgoblin tonight
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:39,
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I'd agreenews.bbc.co.uk also
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:40,
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Alt: Not sure, probably going to cook a curry or something.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:40,
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Needed to be a bit more charming, I think.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:42,
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*takes notes from the master*;)
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:44,
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I don't know but Discovr Music is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Best app ever.
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Alt: packing for weekend away, couple of pints and cooking supper. Fairly dull Thursday night tbh.(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:41,
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I draw England and Greece in the work euro sweepstakes.I figure if one doesn't win, the other will bail them out.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:41,
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It's also true =)I'm waiting for the next "I'm gonna win" email so I can reply with that.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:48,
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I dunnobut that fucking dimble dancing thing you linked to is the most atrocious example of hipster twattery I've seen in months. I can't think of a single disadvantage of burning the place to the fucking ground with everyone in it. Certainly massively decrease Hoxton's Cunt Quotient.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:42,
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I'm so cool that I don't even have a clue what the fuck you're banging on about.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:50,
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www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2012/may/31/dimble-dancing-bbc-question-time
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I only liked you before you were mainstreamthat's how hip I am, man.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:19,
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Serious answer: Wikipedia.(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:44,
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Very useful for an IT chap like me(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:52,
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I thought that was a running site before I clicked on it.I don't know who Jo Guest is, but I would love for her to fart cocain up my nose.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:53,
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you'd struck porngold if she was in one of the grubby mags from the hedgeyou youngsters and your internet don't know the half of it.
They always had a funny smell which I assumed was gone off wank spillage
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:55,
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This is a very nostalgic postI likes it
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:03,
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youparklikeacunt.comMany many lols to be had. I also frequent MIMF and Ebay. B3TA mostly though, if only for the vitriol.
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Mum I Might Fuck - I'm not sure this exists, yet!But a nice idea nonetheless. Nope it's Musical Instrument Makers Forum.
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Fuk.co.uk is where I spend most of my time. I was recently introduced to TED.com by a very nice person on here. I love it beyond words. Spent hours on it.
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TED is excellent, have you seen the paper towel one or the shoelace one?They both changed my life.
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You're tying your shoelaces wrong and you're also drying your hands wrong.Watch the videos to see how you're meant to do them.
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I changed how I tie my shoelaces after watching that.I'm not sure how this has changed my life though.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:10,
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Not today - I'm wearing sandals.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:27,
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I loved the one about how food shapes and defines cities. It's nice to be able to just switch off and listen to people talk about things though. Gets you out of your head. I've got the app on my iPad, obviously.
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And Manchester's Curry Mile(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:32,
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It's safe for work. Just a forum predominantly about clothes but covers just about everything. The general boards are a great time killer. Tons of stuff on them.
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b3ta, boingboingfailblog (for when I'm REALLY bored)
you know what's great - skyving out of work a bit early when you've got the next day off and you totally managed to avoid someone asking you about a thing you were meant to do but hadn't
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:06,
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www.skyving out of work a bit early when you've got the next day off and you totally managed to avoid someone asking you about a thing you were meant to do but hadn'tis that a .com or .co.uk?
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.orgit's got a paywall, but it's worth it
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:08,
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Excellent professionalism.(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:13,
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yeahwell I'll be in all half term working and I worked through the weekend, so I've run out of caring
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:14,
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I reckon WikipedaOr Quinten's verture into pron qporno.com
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:07,
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hey!happy 'day when you are 2 years older than me' day!
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:09,
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no, you missed it, it was yesterdayand mine is tomorrow. I hope you have the cake ready
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:11,
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oh well fuck him thenand fuck you too, here it's the birthday person who brings the cakes
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I did, but it was yesterday and it was donuts(
Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:14,
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Doughnuts is a cop outBring in some decent cakes, you cheapskate.
Better still, make some. Cake is about the easiest thing to cook.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:18,
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SHut it childgrownups are talking
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:12,
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Grown ups who don't know how to turn off shift soon enough(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:14,
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if it's good enough for 'quinten' its good enough for me.(
Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:15,
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I've totally discovered who you are by the wayfor shame quint, for shame and to think I believed in you.
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:14,
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nor did I, I believed in you, I really did, but not I feel quite betrayedeven though I quite like both of 'you'
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:16,
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Now this makes me think that YOU might be Q.(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:16,
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i think he would have known before this point if that were the case(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:17,
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As I've said before, I'm amazed no one thought this beforethe similarities are uncanny and if I was going to sock i'd sock just like this. maybe it is me...
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:17,
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* explodes in confusion *(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:18,
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it's you, isn't it?(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:20,
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I don't fucking know who I am or who anyone else is anymore. I am too confused by this.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:22,
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I thought you said earlier that you knew?(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:20,
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No, I think I know who the person impersonating other posters is.(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:22,
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i thought we had established that was noel?(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:24,
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ssssshhh don't mention that name (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:26,
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He's the Reinhard Heydrich of offtopiclandBEWARE THE DARKIES!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:29,
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we don't have oneNot since dozer left.
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:30,
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I know fuck all about Berthe was before my time.
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:26,
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You did when you asked who I was chompy(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:29,
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well, he had a point, didn't he?it's not like you are as new as you claim
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:30,
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Yes, but nobody really cares(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:31,
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Worst thing was I thought you was calling me a spaz until I found out who mrspakkaman was(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:43,
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this is true, i try not to let it upset mebut sometimes it's like as raincloud in my heart :(
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"Spinster knitting group" was the words I used(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:35,
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not knitting, crochet(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:36,
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Truth be told I've been following B3TA for about 8 years but only made my 1st account last Feb(ish) to help out a QOTW'er(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:33,
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Like I'm telling you fucks where I go when I want to talk to normal people who wouldn't know their Goatse from their Lemon Party if they were hit round the face with both.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:17,
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This makes sense why everyone kept was asking who I was, do all newcomers get treated as puppets(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:22,
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It's a comic book forum, isn't it.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:21,
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Which part of 'wouldn't know their Goatse from their Lemon Party if they were hit round the face with both' was confusing to you?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:22,
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I don't know what you nerds are into.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:27,
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netsoundsmusic.comIt has saved me - and cost me - thousands.
And actually for the side recommendations, YouTube is brilliant. I've found out about some excellent music that way, without having to take a punt on something I've only read about but not actually heard.
Sorry, I meant 'money saving expert' LOLOLOL!!!! I'm skint!!!!!
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:44,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 May 2012, 18:21,
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