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What's the best website on the internet.
Alt: Answer the question you fucks
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:36, 130 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Vulvatube.com

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)
*bookmarks*

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Depends on the subject matter.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Whatever subject matter you like
I like to keep my questions open to encourage discussion.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I'm thinking wikipedia.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I end up trawling from one topic to another
Last night I worked through the pages of Josef Mengele - Klaus Barbie - Unit 731. Very interesting
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I spent about 2 hours reading plans to terraform the planets/moons in the solar system one day

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
CQ posted about a massive tank ages ago and that set me off on a trawl
I just like to know stuff about stuff
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Ahh, the Ratte, best tank that never was.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Pirate Bay

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
B3ta
It's given me many laughs, introduced me to friends, and mostly keeps me sane at work.

Alt: Hobgoblin tonight
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I'd agree
news.bbc.co.uk also
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
And it got you a "roll" in the hay

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Alt: Not sure, probably going to cook a curry or something.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
witty

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Needed to be a bit more charming, I think.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Should have put a *wink* at the end

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
*takes notes from the master*
;)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I don't know but Discovr Music is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Best app ever.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
better than collapsing on the floor of Montys squat?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
better than lol floor 5qm face rape off

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Marginally.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Alt: packing for weekend away, couple of pints and cooking supper. Fairly dull Thursday night tbh.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I draw England and Greece in the work euro sweepstakes.
I figure if one doesn't win, the other will bail them out.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is very good

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
It's also true =)
I'm waiting for the next "I'm gonna win" email so I can reply with that.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)
I dunno
but that fucking dimble dancing thing you linked to is the most atrocious example of hipster twattery I've seen in months. I can't think of a single disadvantage of burning the place to the fucking ground with everyone in it. Certainly massively decrease Hoxton's Cunt Quotient.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Their absinth soaked moustaches would act as excellent kindling

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
See, I hate hipsters.
but I do like questiontime and drinking...
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I'm so cool that I don't even have a clue what the fuck you're banging on about.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)

www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2012/may/31/dimble-dancing-bbc-question-time
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I only liked you before you were mainstream
that's how hip I am, man.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I like reddit.com and b3ta the most.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)

reddit.com pimpmysnack.com b3ta whydidmyrealparentshateme.com
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)
pimpthatsnack.com now

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Serious answer: Wikipedia.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Serious Answer:
eventid.net
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Wtf?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Very useful for an IT chap like me

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)

www.joguest.me.uk/
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I thought that was a running site before I clicked on it.
I don't know who Jo Guest is, but I would love for her to fart cocain up my nose.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
How old are you? Jo Guest was a legend in her day

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)
you'd struck porngold if she was in one of the grubby mags from the hedge
you youngsters and your internet don't know the half of it.



They always had a funny smell which I assumed was gone off wank spillage
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a very nostalgic post
I likes it
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)
youparklikeacunt.com
Many many lols to be had. I also frequent MIMF and Ebay. B3TA mostly though, if only for the vitriol.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Mum I might fuck?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Mum I Might Fuck - I'm not sure this exists, yet!
But a nice idea nonetheless. Nope it's Musical Instrument Makers Forum.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Fuk.co.uk is where I spend most of my time.
I was recently introduced to TED.com by a very nice person on here. I love it beyond words. Spent hours on it.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)
TED is excellent, have you seen the paper towel one or the shoelace one?
They both changed my life.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Explain how please

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)
You're tying your shoelaces wrong and you're also drying your hands wrong.
Watch the videos to see how you're meant to do them.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I changed how I tie my shoelaces after watching that.
I'm not sure how this has changed my life though.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Well tying your shoelaces are part of your life innit.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Not today - I'm wearing sandals.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I loved the one about how food shapes and defines cities.
It's nice to be able to just switch off and listen to people talk about things though. Gets you out of your head. I've got the app on my iPad, obviously.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)
is that why Rome looks like Pizza from above?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
And birminghams spaghetti junction

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
And Manchester's Curry Mile

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Also the smartphone apps are good.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
At work - what is fuk.co.uk?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)
It's safe for work.
Just a forum predominantly about clothes but covers just about everything. The general boards are a great time killer. Tons of stuff on them.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
psychochomp's myspace page

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
b3ta, boingboing
failblog (for when I'm REALLY bored)

you know what's great - skyving out of work a bit early when you've got the next day off and you totally managed to avoid someone asking you about a thing you were meant to do but hadn't
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
www.skyving out of work a bit early when you've got the next day off and you totally managed to avoid someone asking you about a thing you were meant to do but hadn't
is that a .com or .co.uk?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
.org
it's got a paywall, but it's worth it
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Excellent professionalism.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)
yeah
well I'll be in all half term working and I worked through the weekend, so I've run out of caring
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
I reckon Wikipeda
Or Quinten's verture into pron qporno.com
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
hey!
happy 'day when you are 2 years older than me' day!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)
OMG IS IT CQ'S BIRTHDAY??
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CQ
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)
no, you missed it, it was yesterday
and mine is tomorrow. I hope you have the cake ready
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
oh well fuck him then
and fuck you too, here it's the birthday person who brings the cakes
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)
I did, but it was yesterday and it was donuts

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
you're a STAR ************************

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Doughnuts is a cop out
Bring in some decent cakes, you cheapskate.
Better still, make some. Cake is about the easiest thing to cook.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)
SHut it child
grownups are talking
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Grown ups who don't know how to turn off shift soon enough

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
if it's good enough for 'quinten' its good enough for me.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)
i don't like all this " stuff :((

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
got da skillz 2 pay da billz

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)
I've totally discovered who you are by the way
for shame quint, for shame and to think I believed in you.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
oh what? :(
i don't even get any of this who i am nonsense
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)
nor did I, I believed in you, I really did, but not I feel quite betrayed
even though I quite like both of 'you'
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Who is he?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Now this makes me think that YOU might be Q.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)
i think he would have known before this point if that were the case

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
As I've said before, I'm amazed no one thought this before
the similarities are uncanny and if I was going to sock i'd sock just like this. maybe it is me...
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
* explodes in confusion *

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)
it's you, isn't it?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

I don't fucking know who I am or who anyone else is anymore. I am too confused by this.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)
I thought you said earlier that you knew?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
No, I think I know who the person impersonating other posters is.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)
you could just ask a mod?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
i thought we had established that was noel?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
ssssshhh don't mention that name

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
it's ok, there are no lazy pakis about

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)
He's the Reinhard Heydrich of offtopicland
BEWARE THE DARKIES!!!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
ASK A MOD

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)
we don't have one
Not since dozer left.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
there are other mods

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
spill the beans then

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)
is it Bert?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I know fuck all about Bert
he was before my time.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
WHAT IS GOING ON???

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
battered just gazed me calling me Bob, who tf is Bob?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1631349
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Who gives a fuck to be honest.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
You did when you asked who I was chompy

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
well, he had a point, didn't he?
it's not like you are as new as you claim
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Not really I was being polite.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Yes, but nobody really cares

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Worst thing was I thought you was calling me a spaz until I found out who mrspakkaman was

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)
this lot seem to

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
They're a bunch of gossipy women

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
this is true, i try not to let it upset me
but sometimes it's like as raincloud in my heart :(
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
"Spinster knitting group" was the words I used

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
not knitting, crochet

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:36, Reply)
crochet & tubbs

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Truth be told I've been following B3TA for about 8 years but only made my 1st account last Feb(ish) to help out a QOTW'er

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Like I'm telling you fucks where I go when I want to talk to normal people who wouldn't know their Goatse from their Lemon Party if they were hit round the face with both.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This makes sense why everyone kept was asking who I was, do all newcomers get treated as puppets

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Fuck off Bert.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Not nice :(

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
It's a comic book forum, isn't it.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Which part of 'wouldn't know their Goatse from their Lemon Party if they were hit round the face with both' was confusing to you?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

ALL OF IT?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I don't know what you nerds are into.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
netsoundsmusic.com
It has saved me - and cost me - thousands.

And actually for the side recommendations, YouTube is brilliant. I've found out about some excellent music that way, without having to take a punt on something I've only read about but not actually heard.

Sorry, I meant 'money saving expert' LOLOLOL!!!! I'm skint!!!!!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)
this
textfromdog.tumblr.com
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 18:21, Reply)

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