baby you're a firework come on let your colors burst
Well go on then. What color are you?
Do you have a theme song or movie that describes you best?
Favorite summer time activity as a kid?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:52, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

camouflage
Theme songs: Sexy Boy, Sound of da Police, Tom the Peeper.

Rockpooling.

Next question.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:57, Reply)

wtf is rockpooling

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:58, Reply)

rockpooling is cool
you find a rock pool, get a net, then pester whatever wildlife you can find in the rock pool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:00, Reply)

ah tidepools we call them

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:04, Reply)

Cavy called me cool.
This is a culturally important moment.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:07, Reply)

i think it just reduced your cool
by 14 points
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:09, Reply)

to 86 then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:12, Reply)

out of 1000

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:13, Reply)

holy fuck.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:18, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd5gVwbRlvk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:20, Reply)

wut?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:39, Reply)

it's by a band called holy fuck

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Looking in pools left in rocks when the tide has gone out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:01, Reply)

i reckon purple or red
I don't think I have a theme, but my friend once said this song he associated with me www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkkIwO_X4i4

I liked going to summer school sitting inside doing craft activities like making a toy lion or glueing boxes together to make a thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:00, Reply)

lol to make a thing
What kind of thing
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:05, Reply)

boats
usually
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:09, Reply)

I'm going to get wine. I am a shut-in tonight. Woe.
In other news, Chompy thinks I'm a hottie.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:36, Reply)

he's not the only one.
*winks*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:40, Reply)

i am also a shut in
and I have to work tomorrow, too :( but also no wine for me

you should totally do chompy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:48, Reply)

I'm pretty olivey.
When I return from holiday I'll have the exact same complexion as a South American crime lord.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:48, Reply)

You mean you taste of salty snot?

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:54, Reply)

I love olives.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:55, Reply)

Olives are amazing. I might go and buy a load now actually.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:55, Reply)

did you read that Burial interview?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Can you link a brother up please good sir?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I linked you up in last night's thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I went to bed.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:13, Reply)

you bender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:14, Reply)

i used to hate them
but now I love them so very much. Like honey, that's my new favourite thing. I've not tried honey and olives yet, but only because tesco haven't told me to eat that yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:58, Reply)

honey is fantastic with parmesan shavings

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Olives are filth.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:02, Reply)

what about French olives?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Filthy and probably unwashed

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:07, Reply)

and waving a white flag.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)

I am filth

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:04, Reply)

+y, like a fucking hobo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Olive
Is that you?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Hang on
Somebody who keeps shit in his freezer calls olives "filth."

Something wrong there, methinks.

Olives are great, unless you're referring to "On The Buses", when the term "beef olives" can cause great offence to devotees.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)

phudders ya bass, beef olives are a scottish thing.
Skirlie is unknown down here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Are
they?

I must travel more.

Skirlie rules, min.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I really miss it, and butteries.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:13, Reply)

I'll
easily send you some butteries, if you like.

Aitkens rolls rule, ya bass. Mealies an' a' if you wish.

Apologies to readers of different nationalities. No doubt, normal racism will resume shortly. (Not you, battered, you cunt.)
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)

ya skaldie wee bam

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Gaz
me if you want some.

It's nae bother.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Olives, sundried tomatoes and chorizo.
I could happy only eat all that for the rest of my life.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Evening all
Colour: French navy blue
Theme song: "Dead end street" The Kinks
Movie that describes me best: Conan the barbarian (yep they stole my life story)
Favorite summer time activity as a kid: kissey Kat & pushing a big cog around in the desert
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:49, Reply)

This is my tune at the moment, it's me in a song.
soundcloud.com/victor-jay/one-out-of-two-breakbot-by
I love Breakbot more than words can describe.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)

a cheesy love song
reminiscent of the 80s?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)

It's not cheesy.
It's French and bloody funky.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Theme song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0blM2-UEbs
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)

*listens for 20 seconds*
*fast forwards*
it doesn't do much
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Wow cool bass line

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:35, Reply)

why thank you
I've been exercising it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)

This house is clean

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)

not any more!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)

Did you get my obscure reference to poltergeist the movie?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)

no
I've never seen it, soz. was it an exercising/exorcising joke?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)

*bows head*
*takes a deep breath and counts to 10*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)

There’s a few ghost stories, the one that fucked me up when I was little. 'Oh Whistle and I'll Come To You My Lad'. Something can betray how sinister it is even at a distance. Something weird happens with M R James, because they’re short - and I don’t read much – and even though it’s in writing, there’ll be a moment, when the person meets the ghost, where you can’t quite believe what you’ve read, you go cold, just for those few lines when you glimpse the ghost for a second, or he describes the ghost face. It's like you’re not reading any more. In that moment it burns a memory into you that isn't yours. He says something like, ‘there’s nothing worse for a human being than to see a face where it doesn’t belong’. But if you’re little, and you’ve got an imagination which is always messing you up and darking you out, things like that are almost comforting to read. Also, there is nothing worse than not recognizing someone you know, someone close, family, seeing a look in them that just isn't them. I was once in a lock-in in a pub and the regulars there and some mates started telling these fucked up ghost stories from real life, maybe that had happened to them, and I swear if you heard them. One girl told me the scariest thing I ever heard. Some of these stories would stop a few words earlier than seemed right, they don't play out like a film, they're too simple, too everyday, slight, those stories ring true and I never forgot them. Sometimes maybe you see ghosts on the underground with an empty Costcutters plastic bag, nowhere to go. They are smaller, about 70% smaller than a normal person, smaller than they were in life.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)

wow you type fast

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Wow
some fingerin' skills.

On da keyboard, of course.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)

ctl c, ctl v

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)

You're
only using one hand, aren't you?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)

i love to wank over ghost stories

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)

If i come back im deffo gonna ghost over wank stories

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Have
you heard the one about the haunted house?

*watches intently*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)

I prefer "Bear Hunt"
I'm not scared
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Is
that rhyming slang?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)

errrrrrrrrmmmmmmm.........

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Had
to google(not a euphemism.)

Kid's story?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Yep. even better than the...... dare i say
The very hungry caterpillar
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)

ooh
that one really puts the willies up me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)

...The thing I love about M R James, it’s almost like you learn a lesson off the stories, which is to be obsessed with a similar kind of effect until you get it right, because you’re basically circling similar ideas. It’s not about things sounding the same, they’re just, I don’t know what the word would be, singular. Like Photek used to be. The techniques hit you between the eyes because they are so fucking focused, obsessed by the same devices. With M R James, it’s that ghost story thing, someone told me this story, or I knew this person – it’s a device to deliver the story into your world. Urban legends get woven so you're unable to be sure it's untrue. A statistician would say: of all the millions of ghost stories ever told, what percentage would have to be true for ghosts to exist? The answer is that only one story would have to be true. The new tunes are a tiny misdirection, so I can steal away unseen to the next place.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Amazon
reviews, per chance?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)

But we all know ghost stories are BS
A bit like someone's FB girlfriend.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:58, Reply)

I'm watching that Britain in a Day
and I've just seen someone I used to work with in the bookshop. Weird
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)

YEAhHHHHHhHHHHHHHhHH
Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

Guess what I'm watching
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)

gay porn

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Otherwise known as American football.... No guess again
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

dont hate on matty ice
I'd lick his sweaty nutsack
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Ha
"slots it into the top corner lols."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Would
it be Bear Hunt?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Bear hunt the movie.
That would be cool. Monty and Baz could do a parody on it called beer hunt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Or
moar kunt?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Moar kitchen floor

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Moar
outhouse door.*oop north lols*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Moar. dropping anchor in poo bay

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Moar
Arse sore, as baz said to Monty.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Moar saw ass......
As Monty said to Baz, Ohhhh and you perhaps need to wax MOAR
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Ah
yes. Sorry forget about that. Poor baz.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Feel it fe the spoon dont cha know

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

In
the kitchen!!!

On a Sunday!!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Shemale porn.
Every hole's a goal.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Every.......
Swedish goals a hole
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

For a colour?
Probably Red, because I hate exercise.

Theme song would have to be Dance Commander.

As for summer time activity, probably bike riding, although shitting myself in the middle of a busy street took the edge off that one.
(chatsharris is making you Bellend brew on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)