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well, that was a shit threadEvery Friday we put spotify on in the office and everyone chooses songs. What would your choice be?
I like to line up songs containing the names of staff members, Louise by NOFX, Hey Joe, Wake Up Little Susie, It's Tricky and Jackie Big Tits by The Kooks.
What's your (favourite if you don't want to provide your real name here) name song?
alt why is b3ta so shit and failing?
alt alt lunch?
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AT LEAST THERE'S THE NEWSLETTER TO LOOK FORWARD TO !!!!!can't wait to see what that crazy trickster Joel Veitch has been making this week
the cock
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:48,
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God yeah.Hopefully someone will have made an animation involving zombie kittens!!!!!
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:53,
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erm well maybe if you two stopped moaning and actually made some effort things might pick up round herejust saying
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Doing anything on the 30th?I'll be in london with the girlfriend if you want to meet up.
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i don't mind the vaselinestrue story
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:50,
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Soz Rory, I'm busy(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:44,
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Mainly because I have loads of work on and don't post much(
PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:47,
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Blinded by the LightAnything by Alice in Chains.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:50,
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For All The Cows - Foo Fighters(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:52,
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Actually I didn't know thatiTunes says written by Dave Grohl
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:04,
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you are correct, i assumed it was a cover because it was on a bonus disc with lots of other covers(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:06, Reply)
Size of a cow - WonderstuffMidnight Cowboy - Faith No More
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:10,
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Slayer: Angel Of Deathalt: Lack of Slayer: Angel Of Death.
alt alt: Angel Delight (Of Death)
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:58,
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I had to fill in for my boss in a meeting, I was expecteing there to be 3 peopleThere were 10 and they are really quite senior, i hate it when you get ambushed like that
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Oh man the Stone Henge bouncy castle is going to be right next to my house next month.Winning.
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A long long long long time ago, before the wind, before the snow, lived a man, lived a man I know, lived a freak of nature named sir psycho!.
TUUUUUUNE.
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Just because you're on the wrong team doesn't mean we can't be civil.
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I tried being civil and you threw it back in my face like so many KFC chicken bones(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Violent? I've never threatened you, you attention seeking sphincter.
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prove it. Even if I were to meet you I wouldn't wallop you because of the internet. I'd wait 'til you fucked me off for real first. I'm courteous see.
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see? more threats, this is really bad, you should be banned for thisi might report you to the police, why doesn't b3ta have a panic button?
if i was better at using the search function i'd totally find it for you
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have you and battered formed an alliance?i can see you having a near impenetrable defence, but the combined arm reach is low, the rest of us will win if we keep it a range war
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I like that beautiful South one where he reels off loads of girlsnamesI hope it doesn't get stuck in anyone's head
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Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
I forget your name
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I'm really happy not to know this onealthough the phrase "reels off loads of names" has stuck "we didn't start the fire" in my head now.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:24,
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we love are love in different sizes, i love her body, specially the lies time takes its toll not on the eyes promise me this take me toniiiiight(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Blah blah blah, Phillipa Sue, blah blah finger you. A lovely old hymn.
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(Special) Need You Tonight - INXS(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:06,
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Jai Paul - BTSU
Alt: Too many attention seekers, misunderstanding of humour.
Alt Alt: Either a stir fry or a reggae reggae chicken curry thing.
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is your mum actually dead or are you getting upset on someone else's behalf?(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:13, Reply)
No idea, I'm not upset either I just think that kind of trolling is bent.
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that's the worst insult of alla mum who hated him before he had even grown into the fat unloveable mess he is today :(
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Alt: there is a direct correlation with you starting to participate here and the decline. So it's your fault. (
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:04,
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Fraid so, unless you want to pop down to Wiltshire and do me in front of my parents and the dog?(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Yeah baby!Can they all join in?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:07,
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I dunno, mum's a goer but the dog has arthritis and dad will need some Viagra at his age(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:08, Reply)
I'm a caring and gentle dog rapist(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:11,
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Any songs containing the name Sharon gratefully accepted.Can't stand the fucking patronising shit.
Alt. At the moment, starters are a bag of Galaxy Counters, and Newcastle Brown.
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Dear god daytime tv is shitHow do those at home all day watch it?
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:17,
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Who said that?(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:25,
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It fills a void. (I'm rewatching Californication, only thing it's good for)
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My cousin bought me the DVDs for Christmas, not got round to it yetAny good?
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:27,
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Offtopic is only as shit as the people who frequent it.Low fat chicken and pasta thing from M&S.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:23,
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I don't doubt that for one instance.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:49,
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I like the scary mental ones the best(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:25,
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I might be mental but I doubt I'm scary.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:50,
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Lots of the good ones leftThe shit one stayed and we also have quentin...
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:26,
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name please, i'm really struggling with 'good ones'(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:27,
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Maybe it was quantity rather than qualityVipros, kitty, amberl and lampito and crow are here too seldom, Noel, colonel Dracula...
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:30,
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Kitty is a dull cunt who should stick her corsets up her arse before being punched unconscious and set on fire. (
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:34,
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I liked Kitty.Wasn't so fussed about Applebite, but neither of them were offensively shit.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:35,
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Kitty is the only B3tan I have met who is even more boring in real life than on here. All she ever posted about was corsets, sandwiches and cupcakes. I hope she gets run over by a bin lorry (
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:37,
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I never met her. She stopped posting before I started gracing bashes with my presence.She laughed at one of my more outrageously sexist jokes though, so she's alright by me.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:38,
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Ypu're in a nasty shit of a mood today.Is it the weather, or time of the month?
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Fairly standard mood. I just loathe Kitty. The fucking cunt. (
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:20,
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Well yeahBut only in the sense that an arsehole is second to a cunthole
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:30,
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They are both grot holes, and about as useful as each other, for bodily functions.
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You're not the shit dull one (
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:30,
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We're all bitter and jealous now PC's got himself dorissed up.(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:35,
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oh yeah, i forgot about shitdull snoozelinksSee, you're only the third shittest now
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:59,
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Nadine by Chuck Berry.Probably the most obvious one with my real name is Dizzy Miss Lizzy by the Beatles.
Alt: too many trolls. It's not fun anymore.
Alt alt: not yet. Soon.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:30,
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The ones that like upsetting people.(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:35,
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that's not very nice behaviour, but i don't think i've ever actually witnessed any trolls herei hope i have never offended you, or anyone, with my off the cuff remarks
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I'm not getting into it again.It's not like I want this place to be all hearts and flowers, but I do believe all the bad feeling is what's keeping a lot of people away.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:43,
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could be true...I don't mind trolling if it's funny, but unfunny trolls are just sad.
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If we could only get rid of Battered and his short temper things would improve enormously.(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:38, Reply)
The problem with /OT is simple numbers.Not enough people. Posting leads to more posting. It's all the same people talking about the same stuff now. It'll pick up again, I'm sure.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:41,
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If my daughter got kidnapped a second timeI'd leave her to it, the useless shit.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:47,
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A lot of people are going to get shot right in the face for that!(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:55,
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its his wife in this onebut why they'd kidnap her and not kill her, based on what they know his reaction wil be is jsut stupid
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The mother of his daughter, or has he got a new wife?He was divorced in the last one.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:55,
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If murdering your way across Paris doesn't get your Ex back, I don't know what will. (, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:56, Reply)
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to methirty bullet holed heads of sex trafficking Algeriiiiines
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:00,
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It's like thatblokeoverthere and that's the way it isalt: I think it's just fine and dandy
altalt: I was going to go out for a cone of chips but I think the chippy will be closed in about five minutes.
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We need more posters here confusing b3ta with the rape counseling centre(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:01,
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as opposed to the Sunshine bus?(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:03,
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Well yeah, I've been raped by someone's eyes beforeit was horrific
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:07,
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Where is King Tard - Naked Ape?(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:04,
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Does this make you Queen 'tard?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:10,
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I meant BEFORE the gender re-assignment(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:12,
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You can have my seatI'm going to fuck off for a while.
Try not to miss me too much.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:12,
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There's room for two of me here(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:13,
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I have a cheapy boneless breast of lamb in the fridgeI normally rub in a few spices, roll it up and roast it.
What would you chefs of b3ta do with it?
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PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:12,
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That was my first thought but I'm not overly keen on salty lamb(
PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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Tandoori spices and yoghurt for as long as possibleThen kebab and grill with some flatbreads and minty yoghurt/sliced red onions, etc.
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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This^Anchovy bits into slits in the lamb, then garlic and a sprig of rosemary.
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:19,
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