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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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some have said it has dried up on here a bit because we all know each other too wellso tell us something NEW about yourself, that you have never admitted before.
alt: what is the most misguided piece of advice you have ever heard??
alt alt: how often do you wash your bedding???
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:38,
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I have never had anything pierced(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:46,
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I am a complete gentleman and am genuinely baffled by the rumours to the contrary I keep hearing.alt alt: about as often as I have somebody over to stay.
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Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:44,
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I can't believe that you never wash your sheets!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:44,
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I think one of our Account Managers wants some hot 'cow actionShe is fucking terrifying and has no idea of personal space.
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That my back woe would be instantly solved by sitting up straight. Like I'd never thought of that
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Once a week on average.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:45,
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my old boss had dreadful back painhe swore by sleeping on his side, with a pillow between his knees, to keep his back straight. does that help?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:47,
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My back is fine at the moment TBHI think I have some kind of underlying muscle weakness in it or something
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:50,
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I have a congenital disc issuethat I inherited from my mother with all the rest of my shittiest genes. THAT's a whole heap of fun.
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Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:51,
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Sporters, I think you and I might have the same back problemI had x-rays recently which showed no problem at all. All muscular by the looks of it, but a physio and an osteopath have both achieved nothing with it. Useless shower of cunts.
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Maybe we have half a proper back eachI'm thinking we may have been conjoined twins
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:09,
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Alt: This advice wasn't given to me, but overheard on the way into one of my exams at schoolWhile we were waiting outside the exam a couple of the girls were attempting some last minute cramming, until offered this sage advice from one of their friends: "What you don't know now, you won't know never"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:48,
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The funny thing was, I think it was true for the girl who said it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:53,
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I never got my cycling proficiency :(alt Kev says Tricky should be a wedding planner, i think he's being sarcastic, because right now it looks like Tricky's wedding in 2 weeks has gone to shit
alt alt every week, you dirty bitch
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AltAlt: No idea. That's my wife's responsibility. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:50,
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I've staretd doing that a lot recently.I think it's because my stress levels are through teh roof, but I'm starting to get a bit worried about myself. I don't want another epic meltdown. The last one wasn't fun : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:55,
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I only started a couple of years ago.Funnily enough when I stopped biting my nails.
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girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:56,
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What do you two do for stress relief?In a non-pervy way?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:56,
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haha!*sound of whip cracking*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:57,
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I mean when you are worrying about stuff(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:58,
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I don't.Which is why my stress levels keep getting higher.
If I don't find a job soon I may just end up in the loony bin.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:59,
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Does taking Biscuit out not help?I find a wander really sorts me out when I'm woe-ing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:00,
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Having a good laugh helps in the short termso I
Then I remember what's making me stressy and I get stressy again.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:02,
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Reading between the lines hereI'm pretty sure this is a veiled request for cock gazzes.
I'll send one anyway, just to be on the safe side...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:04,
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I found it easier to setup an Outlook rule to do this once a week(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:08,
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I would imagine there's very little you didn't already know about me.Alt: having children will clear up all my internal ladybit problems. Fuck off, will it.
Alt alt: once a year, whether it needs it or not.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:53,
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Endometriosis is NOT funMrs Cow has to stay on the pill as this stops it knacking for her
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:54,
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So am I baby!*waggles eyebrows*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:57,
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gynaecologist -someone who can strip, repaper and paint a hall, stairs and landing. From outside, through the letterbox.
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It is all about the choice of brush(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:58,
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That did help a bitbut they don't like you doing it long term as it can increase the risk of heart disease in later life.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:57,
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mehBetter than than your cunt falling off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:57,
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I don't think you've quite grasped how endo works...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:58,
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Don't spoil the joke!No, I am aware of how it works.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:59,
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i think it's really rude that swipe started a thread and hasn't had the courtesy to reply to anyone who contributed(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
She's like that though, Quinten.Take, take, take. That's all she does.
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Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:01,
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You have the accent to say this correctlyalthough the word diabolical should be in there as well.
/may have watched Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels at the weekend.
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IF yoo dahn't wanna be cahntin' the fingers YOU 'AVEN'T GOT(
Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:05,
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I believe she's suggesting you're some sort of cockerney mud-lark.(
Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:08,
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I have to carry them around in a wheelbarrow.People often think I'm riding a pair of spacehoppers.
etc etc
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Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:14,
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Well, it's almost time for tiffin.She's probably eating cucumber sandwiches and cakes off the bare back of her assistant by now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:03,
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I'm quite fond of Beautiful South's music."Ignore them, they'll go away".
Once a week. I'm not a barbarian.
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This is possibly the most embarrassing revelation on here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:05,
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Nothing wrong with The Beautiful South, in small doses.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:10,
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Oh scarpe, I'm disappointed in you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:12,
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I used to explode frogs with fireworks when I was a kid. Alt: One in the pink, two in the stink.
Alt alt: Whenever they stick.
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Two in the pink, two in the stinkSpocker!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:15,
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I own an Olly Murs cd.but I used to be a goth.
Alt: "If you ignore them, they'll leave you alone." No they won't, you lying fucking bitch.
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Despite starting year 10 in set 5 for French, I ended up in top set by the end of the yearStill got a shit grade though.
Alt: Same advice as Berk
Alt Alt: Once a week, on average.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:07,
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I don't think I've mentioned that I don't like dogsAlt: 'Go on, have the cream tea.' Bastard.
Alt alt: Once a week generally. I don't sleep in my bed very much.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:08,
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Cream tea?And how can you not like dogs?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:09,
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Made me feel sickI prefer cats. Dogs are boring and generally badly behaved.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:12,
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that's the whole point of a dogthey've got character, they're mischievous, they'll eat your slipper and run around the garden barking at their shadow
cats just wake you up at 4am and want feeding, like a baby
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When a dog wakes me up by running around barkingI want to put the fucker down not pet it. No cat has ever woken me up by barking (unsurprisingly.)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:15,
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Both dogs and cats are shit.I don't understand why anyone would want to share their house with any animal.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:19,
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I wouldn't recommend sharing your house with a horse.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:26,
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no, a cat will wake you up by biting your toes, scratching your furniture or sitting on your head(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Nopemy family's cats never scratch furniture, and have never woken me up. They also snuggle next to you when you sit down, or climb up to have a sleep on your shoulder.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:19,
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see? your being raped in the shoulders by furry bastards and you don't even know it(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Ahh, fair enoughYes, but the badly behaved/mischevious side of dogs is what makes them more fun than cats!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:14,
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I don't see it myselfbut each to their own.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:21,
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You obviously know the wrong dogs.But I'm not going to try to make you change your mind. Either you like dogs or you don't.
I like them more than people, most days.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:14,
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My family have just bought a mini Jack Russellas well as having another dog. I'm skiving off going home for that reason since dogs make me sneeze/ get asthma.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:17,
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Another thing isI love that doggy smell they have, but I think cats stink. I couldn't live with a cat.
A lot of people feel the other way, and think that dogs stink.
Horses for courses, innit.
Which also smell nice.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:21,
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thats twice poeple have mentioned horseswe're talking about cats and dogs people, stay on topic please
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I'm actually very nice, and fluffy.Alt, all washing is done Sunday. Even if the bed is shat.
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I am not, in actual fact, a sex-pestP.S Did you get that cock gaz I sent you?
Alt: "Feed on demand."
Alt:Alt: At least once a fortnight.
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I was fed on demand as a babyIt's why I became such a fat fucker.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:13,
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I wasn't allowed chocolate/ sweetsthey were for special occasions only until I was nine or ten. No wonder I'm tubby now.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:14,
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I grew up in a sweet shopOh...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:16,
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Lol, however I suspect that you are now responsible for your own calorie intakeDifferent midwives have different opinions on it, but it just wasn't working for us. Then we switched to 4-hourly feeds and it changed overnight.
Since then I've seen numerous couples have the same problem and as soon as they switched the problem has been solved.
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I had to be bottle fed, as my mum was quite ill when I was born and couldn't feed me herselfand I think the fad at the time was 'demand feeding'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:16,
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:16,
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hahahaha!Praise and a putdown in one line
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:17,
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I don't like it when a birds gut is bigger than her mammaries it's like double euww
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:35,
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I am shit hot with a yo-yo, we had a man come out to school when the coca cola yo yo craze was rampant and I've always had one ever since.
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I can't think of anything I haven't already admittedSad isn't it
Alt. Don't buy now, house prices are coming down
Alt Alt. Every couple of days
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Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:14,
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My feet are too wide to safely drive a Ferrari alt: everything to do with inducing labour
altalt: weekly
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I have booked my drive in an Aston Martin Vantage V8\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:23,
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I'd have happily done that one...there was a couple on track when I did the Ferrari, niiiiiice.....
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my eye, makes a squidgy noise when i rub itAlt dr told me to do lower back stretches to help, I ended up back at the dr in 3 days
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:28,
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Your doctor told you to do lower back exercises to help with a squidgy eye?How odd.
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And let me tell you, Hirohito was NOT happy about it.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:51,
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hahahahahaI'm half asleep! It's to help my leg. Roffle.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:54,
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