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Just the usual.T-shirt, jeans, Skechers. Plus all the normal foundation garments.
You?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:02,
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this and that.Dealing with IFAs and having a neatly chiselled, well groomed drop dead handsome face.
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Tell them they're all cunts.Independent, my pasty fat arse.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:07,
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but influenced by which providers provide the best commission. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:33,
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nope.Our IFAs have to recommend the cheapest, most suitable product from the marketplace. And as of Jan 1st, commission is no more. Upfront, fee based charging.
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Foundation garments that cheer me up includePretty knickers and lacy bra. I am wearing both these things and still feel lousy. :(
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I'm wearing something slightly more supportive.Lycra ftw.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:19,
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Black Armani suit, pale blue shirt, Church's black brogues and M&S socks and pants.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:09,
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this man does not wear designer goods, I repeat no designer goods(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:10,
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I don't consider either of these brands to be designer - the suit is off the peg and have you seen how traditional brogues are? Hardly high fashion.What colour shellsuit are you wearing today Rory?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:12,
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I was unaware that renowned international fashion house Armani couldn't objectively be described as anything but a manufacturer and distributor of 'designer' goodsThat goes for Church's as well.
Unless I'm at srs business meetings or tribunals I usually wear smart but casual
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:18,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:20,
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Trackies, socks, jumper, and teeshirt.I've had a shit day. cheer me up.
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But you have a Dr Who mug!That would cheer anybody up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:20,
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Which Dr Who does she look like?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:21,
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A couple of weeks ago the fella gave me a mug with the 11th doctor on it wearing a Stetson.It does cheer me up. I just feel lousy cos my placement was supposed to start today and it got put off, and I had an asthma attack, and I didn't get paid as much as I expected. Feel poor, unintelligent and unwell.
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You forget you're talking to a bunch of internet autists.You need to be more specific.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:25,
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that will teach you to be more specific in your questioning.You stupid midget.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:28,
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oi, you need to treat him more seriously today, he's got his designer goods on today(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:31,
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half price in the childrens sale(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:32,
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^ Yet another example of the wit of a 'person of restricted growth' ^ (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:32,
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Not really, work today, might go and see a friend tonight, waiting for her to get back to me.Yourself?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:35,
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I have a serious war like phone call with a Californian attorney today. He is after blood.
I am doing my homework.
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No one. But you wouldn't think it the way this guy is acting. He wants money for his client and I have said it's not me he needs to get the money from.
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Serves you right for stalking Britney again.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:48,
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Accuse him of antisemitism.He'll cave in a second.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:49,
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Wanking him off will not help, b3th(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:04,
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I am wearing jeans and my awesome Download t-shirt.Today I have to do some work : (
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:53,
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I bought another bloody guitar last nightI now have 9 and play none of them very often since I had kids and left the band.
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Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:57,
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I'll let you offEven though it's one of those new-fangled electric guitars, at least it's based on a classic Gibson Explorer.
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In the guitar world - especially the electric guitar world - there's precious little that's newThere's some people doing new things with acoustic guitars (Jeff Babicz, Mario Proulx, Ervin Somogyi to name but three) but there's so little of it I think there will have to be a radical new design/material to drag designers out of the rut they've been in for decades.
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Only on weekendsfor 30 seconds
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:03,
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Shit I'd no idea YOU'D LEFT THE BAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it'll be like listening to Guns and Roses without Slash, Genesis without Phil Collins, Queen without Freddy Mercury, fuck that shit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:05,
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No, it won't be as bad as Combichrist(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:07,
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Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem without Zoot!(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:12,
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They could replace him with a duck(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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I have three meetings todayTwo with clients, one with my bank. The client ones are all friendly, the one with the bank, not so friendly. I want some dosh for a car, I have payment evidence from my employer (they're paying far more than the loan would cost monthly) but they still want a face-to-face.
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I've got my free Pills n Thrills CD on in the carI think it's a pretty damn good album, so that eased the pain of the random roundabout lane closures on my route to work that add about half an hour.
I might go for a swim tonight. I also have to source a 'diamond steel' for my sister-in-law's 40th birthday. I can't see this one turning out too cheaply, why my wife couldn't be an only child like me I'll never know (I do know why really)
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:57,
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n Bellyaches?EDIT:
WTF is a diamond steel?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:03,
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Yes, and..it's for sharpening knives I believe
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:04,
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Better than ceramic 'steels'I bought one (Victorinox - reduced to £25) after my daughter broke both of my ceramic steels in a month of living with me.
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The Fallkniven one is very good but a little priceywww.heinnie.com/Fallkniven-Shapreners-DiamondCeramic-Rods/p-0-0-419/
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M o D, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 10:18,
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A very loud mix of songs in the car to wake me upSome nice muesli with banana and a cup of good coffee. Right, let the shite commence!
I have three angry customers to placate and an account manager to berate for having her laptop nicked from her car
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:02,
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^ life at the top of the corporate ladder right here ^(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:06,
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Not even the 1st rung my friend(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:06,
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She left it in full view in a carpark(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:07,
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yeah you can call her an idiot, but its not like it's caused any real problems for anyone but her(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)
+ the IT department who now have to source a new one, build it, worry about what info was on it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:12,
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To handhold fuckwits who dont know to put expensive things in the boot?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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nah to build computers and fix IT problemsthey were probably just going to spend all day on b3ta anyway
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You get a warning here for losing your laptop or bb(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:25,
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that's a bit out of order, unless it's deliberateor your laptop contains important information
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I would expect all company laptops to have at least some confidential info on them(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:33,
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They are, but it's still your responsibilty to look after themif noithing else it would be a PR disaster
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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maybe...I'm typing this from my phone inside a locked bag in my bath
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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hahaI don't know why they'd make an MI5, MI3 & 4:Ghost Protocol were shit
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4 was ok, it's all got a bit silly these daysalso Tom Cruie must be getting on a bit now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:53,
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We don't insure the laptops hereWe have so many that its cheaper to replace the few that get broken or get stolen throughout the year than it is to buy the insurance.
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Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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I heard the day was diddling its sister and was planning on fucking off.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:15,
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look man it's a deeply personal experience, more of a journey really having this new tattoo of his, it's an expression of his own individuality in a world of non designer armani suits it's like a star on his arse
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:25,
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He should get 53 stars on his facethen claim to have been asleep while the tatooist did it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:26,
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he should really spend thousands of pounds travelling to places like Japan and the Continent to have his entire body tattooed to show his non conformityand then moan that he'll never have the money to put down as a deposit on his own place
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:29,
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if he got all those stars, and some stripes to matchhe'd look like a star-spangled blimp
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Nah, they just look cool innit. And it passes the time in an otherwise bleak, miserable life.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:28,
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so does picking your noseand it's cheaper
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:32,
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Yeah but bogies aint cool bruv(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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they are when you make art out of them(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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I'm not getting it done til autumn but I'll post pics, I always do.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:27,
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aw i just saw CQ's "IT'S SO MEAN HERE DURING THE DAY"breakdown-cry, poor CQ. :'(
How can we get him to stop lurking and post again?
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Pretend you're nice, gaz him a faux apology and when he comes back... KABLAMO(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:29,
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Good boy, keep it up.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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he'll break your heart Q, just when you try and build a bridgehe stomps on it, smashing it into the raging torrent below
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:36,
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facebook says it's her birthday todayshe's just uploaded a photo of a massive close-up of her face, she looks like a trannie
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Phwoar, I don't fancy them, but they're interesting aren't they.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:42,
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i didn't think much of the first onei'd have probably enjoyed it more if i was 14 and had never been drunk before
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Not seen it, first one was good(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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From Bangkok?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:53,
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We can try Q.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:42,
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so what do you think of what CQ did to his kids with that tiny tears doll full of his own piss, shit and semen?(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I'm just thinking about the poor children the poor sexy, semen covered children
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:52,
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if he mention him sexually abusing his kid he's bound to reappear to deny the obvious(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:30,
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and unlike scaryduck he has no powers to ban anyoneSo Comrade Quixote bought his kids a tiny years doll filled with his own piss then did he?
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it's part of his whole mental illness thinghe's only got supervised access rights at the moment
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:33,
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comrade quixote made his children drink the piss from the tiny tears doll he filled up?and there was semen in there too? and he's actually left because he has court appearances etc?
well this is just a rollercoaster of a scandal if ever i saw one
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he's taken to wearing socks on his hands, and they tell him what to do(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:38,
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Looking back on when CQ left,
I can not escape and I can not forget,
Quinten, you are the one
You still turn him on,
You can make him post again.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:31,
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He kicked me off his facebook friends list and I WASN'T EVEN MEAN TO HIM!(
Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:39,
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it's because you smell of cabbage and old semen(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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Has Fagan turned up yet?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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we're all trying to forget about barrystockgateleave it bruv
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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what was the name of the kid in that? twist's mate?surely he'd be more appropriate? dodgey dan or tricky or something?
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artful dodger, that was ithe grew up to be monty boyce, so i heard
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I think he's saying that Monty is Gary Oldman(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 10:14,
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MorningAfter several days of pretending to look busy I am now actually busy. And I've a meeting later which may well end up with me being assigned more work. Yay.
On the plus side I've discovered if I get the later tube I only get in about 5-10 minutes late, which nobody cares about so long as you make the time up. Although the flipside of that is that I start aiming for that one - it's a slippery slope to rolling in around 10 reeking of stolen supermarket wine, I suspect.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:47,
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HI PD!May I just say that your and Battered's "Who's the smallest Oompa Loompa" sniping battles never fail to give me irony lols.
Got the work experience kid with me today, I'm going to have to reign in my disdain both on the phone and off. I'm not sure I'm going to be able to cope. I suspect the boss is going to have a word before the end of the day.
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Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:49,
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send him out for some sky hooks or tartan paint!!! LOL!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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Long standLeft handed mouse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:52,
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i used to lvoe work experience kidsthey literally know fuck all, they must go back to school/college with PTSD
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just remember you were that work experience acorn, not so long agoand look what a mighty oak tree you've grown into
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:53,
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Ha, We have got an unsuspecting work experience boy starting on Monday.Both the women in the office want to "mother" him.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 10:01,
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Given half a chance, I'm sure he would be held to their ample bosoms.Lucky sod.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 10:16,
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does anybody know if Berk liked those shoes I linked her to?Melissas, by Westwood, fact fans.
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Westwood and Paul Smith are my favourite labels.Also the only ones I model for.
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