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ITS INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY TODAYWHAT'S THE BEST THING TO SAY IN CAPS ONLINE?!?!
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I'VE GOT THE SHITS!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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I AM!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:48,
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THANKS DOC.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:51,
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HAHAHA DR WHO MAKES A CLONE OF HIMSELF TO BONE BILLIE PIPER OUT OF HIS HANDHAHAHAHA
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YOU SHOULD SIGN THIS PETITIONsubmissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/35421
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HAVE I BEEN IDENTIFIED AS SOME SORT OF LEFT-WINGER WHO WILL GET BEHIND THIS SORT OF THING?I HAVE JUST SIGNED IT
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:58,
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I THINK EVERYONE SHOULDI WILL LOL HEARTILY ABOUT THE WHOLE AFFAIR.
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THE ONLY WAY IS ETHICS!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:03,
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That's not really a 'caps' 'thing'YOU FUCKING KNOB.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:57,
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RUBBISH KILLING JOKE TRIBUTE BAND!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:57,
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THAT REMINDS ME I HAVE TO GET SOME STUFF TO COOK FOR HER THIS WEEKEND IM THINKING JERK CHICKEN(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)
YOU SHOULD GET NICE GUY CHICKEN INSTEADHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'LL TRY TO GET YOU MY MATE'S RECIPE, IT'S AMAZING(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:02,
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I don't really say anything in caps, either online or off.You see, the problem is, I have the type of head that just doesn't look good in them. It's not even a problem that's restricted to caps. Most types of headgear look utterly ridiculous on me.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:58,
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THE APPROPRIATE CASE FOR INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY IS *DRUMROLL* CAPITALSYOU TARD
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I TRIED FOR YOU, KRONEYI TRIED SO DAMN HARD
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24441
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HahahaThanks for making the effort, Quint. Thank you for also reinforcing my crippling loneliness by reminding me that I'm unwelcome and unloved.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:01,
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MAYBE IF YOU JOINED IN ON SOME THINGS LESS PEOPLE WOULD HATE YOU AND BERK WOULD LET YOU HOLD HER HAND(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:07, Reply)
THEN GET AGGRESSIVE INSTEAD OF UPSET, GRANDDAD!(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:12,
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MAYBE IF YOU'D KNOCKED SOME SENSE INTO HER SHE WOULDN'T HAVE LEFT(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:14,
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<STRIKETHROUGH>LOV<ENDSTRIKETHROUGH> +BEND(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:15,
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I cannot see the use of caps lock keyEVEN WHEN I DO TYPE IN CAPS I HOLD THE SHIFT KEY LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:04,
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The caps lock key is uselessWhen is it ever used except by twats on the Internet?
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:10,
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ON INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY OF COURSEARE YOU THICK OR SOMETHING?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:11,
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I COVERED THAT WHEN I SAID TWATS ON THE INTERNET!ARE YOU A SHIRT LIFTER OR SOMETHING!
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:12,
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WHAT ABOUT FOR CASE SENSTIVE REFERENCE CODES THAT ARE REALLY LONG AND ALL IN LETTERS?OR IF YOU ARE TERRY PRATCHETT AND YOU ARE WRITING LINES FOR POPULAR CHARACTER 'DEATH'?
OK, I ADMIT IT, THERE IS NOT MUCH USE FOR THE CAPS KEY. AND YET I AM STILL USING IT.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:11,
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PRATCHETT SIMPLY FORGET LOWER CASE LETTERS EXIST(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:12,
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IF YOU ARE TERYY PRATCHETT YOU SHOULD DYAAKYI AM STILL NOT USING CAPS LOCK AND IT HAS NOT SLOWED MY TYPING SPEED
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:12,
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DYAAKY?WELL AREN'T YOU A FAST FINGERER OF KEYS? I'M SURE ALL THE LADIES LOVE YOU IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, AND I'M SURE YOU DO.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:16,
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OH, I SAY!I DON'T WANT TO KILL MYSELF. BUT THEN AGAIN I AM NOT TERRY PRATCHETT.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:22,
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNT1!!!!!1!!!!!!(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:05, Reply)
YOU'RE BEING UPSETTING AGAIN!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:09,
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BUT HE'S OUT OF SHAPE/FILM
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:09,
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Has anyone got the pic of the guy with the megaphone up the girls facecaption: CAPS LOCK MAKES EVERYTHING AWESOME, CUNT!!
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CAN YOU MAKE THAT PICTURE A BIT BIGGER????(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:17,
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YES!!!!ITS THE PICTURE EQUIVALENT OF CAPS! NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE A SHIT RESOLUTION
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:24,
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IF ONLY THE INTERNET HAD SOME KIND OF SEARCH TOOL TO FIND SUCH AN IMAGE(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:13,
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THIS IS THE KIND OF THINKING THAT PUTS THE GREAT IN GREAT YARMOUTH(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:18,
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I'M ON MY PHONE! AND ITS HARDER TO DO THAT SORT OF THING. PLUS I COULDN'T BE ARSED.
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ALL I SEE HERE IS PROBLEMS, NOT SOLUTIONS!(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:23,
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STOP SHOUTING IS FREQUENTLY POPULARFOR SOME REASON PEOPLE ARE KNOWN TO TAKE UMBRAGE AT THE USE OF CAPS LOCK IN IM CONVERSATIONS
I DON'T SEE WHAT THE FUSS IS ABOUT MYSELF
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IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING THAT'S WHAT THE FUSS IS ABOUT.HAVE YOU NOT READ THIS THREAD? IT MAKES MY EYES ANGRY WITH ME.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:17,
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IN MY HEAD I'M SHOUTING ALL THESE REPLIES!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:18,
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I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE ALL ANGRY WITH ME AND IT MAKES ME SAD AND SCARED.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:19,
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UH-OH WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET SAD AND SCAREDDON'T DO IT SCARPE!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:27,
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THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT THE INSIDE OF MY HEAD SOUNDED LIKE WHEN I WAS DRINKING!(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:28,
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THE INSIDE OF MY HEAD SOUNDS LIKE THE LEMONHEADS, THANKS TO YOU(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:30,
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IT'S OK, I QUITE LIKE THAT SONG(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:31,
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WHEN I WAS A...Ah, fuck it, I'm done with that.
When I was a student, I had my room burgled. Every single one of my 300 odd CDs were stolen except for the CD Single of "It's A Shame About Ray" which they left standing face out on the top of my book case as if to say 'yeah, this one is shit, you can keep it'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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OH YEAHIT IS ANNOYING
AND AS A GRAMMAR PEDANT IT WINDS ME RIGHT UP
I JUST WANTED TO APPEAR COOL
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IN MY MIND WE ARE ALL THOSE REALLY OBNOXIOUS CUNTS IN A PUB WHO EVERYONE HATES BECAUSE THEY ARE LOUD AND BEHAVING LIKE THEY'RE OFF THE INTERNET'S LEADING 'BEING A NOISY CUNT' COURSE....OH
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:17,
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Please don't mention Wimbledon.Tennis is surely the worst of sports. Caps, meh.
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HELLO, SUGAR TITS!Oh, I can't keep up this caps thing any more. It's hurting my mind.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:31,
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Is there something going on?I didn't actually read the original question.
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International Caps Lock day or some such shit.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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BRITTISH CAPITALS FOR BRITTISH PEEPLE!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:38,
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My favourite person at work said to me this morning:"Yo, my ni**a, wassup G?"
I nearly died on the spot.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:39,
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HAHAHA!I wish I had one of those at work. There is one, but his name is Richard and he drives a Lexus 4x4 and is posher than me.
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He just sounds so bloody cool when he says it.I find myself replying "Yo, what is up my dog?" or something and it hurts me how much I sound like my Dad trying to be cool.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:41,
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English people have two options in that respect, it's either sounding like Prince WIlliam on a royal visit to an underlpriveledged kids housing project or sounding like one of those cunts like Professor Green or Mike Skinner.
Your best bet is to simply go the other way and enquire as to whether he would like some tea or some Grey Poupon
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How did they pronounce those asterisks?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:41,
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He used two 'g's, but he's allowed to.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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What's the point of asterisks in a word when everyone know what it is?Is it somehow more offensive to write nigga? or nigger for that matter?
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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You probably say "Fuck off you dirty french cunt, stop coming over here and ruining my culture and stopping my kids celebrating christmas"(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Well, I just don't like the word very much, is all.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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Johnny Woggoe is much better, eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:01,
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I don't like to give them names at all, actually.Prevents one from developing an emotional attachment to it, what what.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:04,
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I didn't know you were a coon, Devs.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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A GIANT FLAPPY SET OF FANNY LIPS, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:28,
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I JUST THOUGHT OF A JOKE ABOUT THE LEMONHEADS. FINGER ON THE CULTURAL PULSE, THAT'S ME.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:29,
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Was it to do with drilling rigs which are made by Dando and the singer Evan Dando who fronted that band?(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Also I very rarely tell jokes I don't understand.I mean, there all those ones about sex, I suppose, but apart from that.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:39,
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That would work better with the band Dando Shaft(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:36,
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But still wouldn't be very funny.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:37,
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And even less contemporary.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:37,
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SHE WAS DEAD AGAINST IT!!!LOL!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:38,
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OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAMETHY KINGDOME COME, THY WILL BE DONE
ON EARTH AS IT IS IN... IN... IN...
OH, I'M ALL DONE.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:30,
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just had a quick look at the bbc news websiteBLAST DEATH TODDLER sounds like some sort of infant terminator
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That would be an awesome comic strip**wouldn't actually make an awesome comic strip
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That was my first thought, but I assumed I was just being an overly sensitive Guardianista again.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:51,
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Imagine whatever tragedy bhas happened to you and you walk into a newsagent to be confronted by"Blast Death Toddler"
"Baby Blown Up"
"Screaming in agony and burnt to a crisp"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:53,
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I know. I'd at least expect some attempt to cheer me up. "Honey, I blew up the baby"(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:56,
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HEY CHOMPY, HERE'S MY MATE'S JERK CHICKEN RECIPE:'Blend everything (apart from the chicken) marinade for 24 hours then rock the party.
· 6 boneless chicken breasts or 8-10 thighs & drumsticks
· 150 ml soy sauce
· 115 ml white wine vinegar
· 2 large garlic cloves, roughly chopped
· 1 cube inch Ginger
· 1 bunch spring onions , chopped (or 1 onion)
· 2 50 ml vegetable oil
· 2 tablespoons brown sugar
· 1 tablespoon dried thyme
· 1/2 teaspoon allspice
· 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
· 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
· 2 Scotch Bonnets
· juice 1 lime
· juice 1 orange'
I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THE REFERENCE TO 'ROCKING THE PARTY' IS NOT MY OWN.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:53,
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THAT'S RIGHT. IT WAS TOO LATE.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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hey mister, if you ever need some quentination, you just gaz mei'm happy to help xxx
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You still need mates who don't use the phrase 'rock the party'.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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I have all of these ingredents in my house(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:58,
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If you're blending it, what difference does it make to chop up the garlic?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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Right I'm skiving off and going to the pub, laters losers(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:58,
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I dropped chilli sauce on it last night while I was eating a kebab in my pants and vest.(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
IM HOPING IT KEEPS ME IN THE PARTY MOOD ALL DAY(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:22,
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Hahahah.There has just been an email announcement sent round for a promotion for someone called Fanny. Among all the idiots hitting 'reply all' to congratulate her, one of them has said "It's good to see Fanny in a new position".
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:20,
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I am trying to figure out if it was intentional.We have so many French & German employees who struggle with their tenses and grammar that I really don't know if it was just bad luck or someone thinking 'I can get away with this'. I really hope it was the latter.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:24,
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Let's hope there's a good spread at her do.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:24,
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I WANT TO PUNCH MY BOSS IN THE TITS UNTIL MY HAND IS A BROKEN, BLEEDING MESSthat's totally normal, right?
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or berkdown AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:34,
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I'M TOO HOTAND WE NEED A NEW THREAD
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:40,
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CAPS LOCK IS THE FAVOURED CASE OF ANALISTS AND QUENDERSOh, wait...
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