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Morning allGood weekend?
What does this week hold in store for you?
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Rubbish inventions
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:53,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Cracking weekend thanks.This week, work.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:55,
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We have our staff conference on WednesdayIt is as welcome as a burst condom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:04,
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MorningHad better, my body appears to not want me to have fun, joy(!)
I'm off to see Spiderman tomorrow, and that's about it, really.
Alt: Bin bag
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:56,
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Don't say that, I was going to get one of them when my shiteberry contract is up.(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Why does having an iPhone make you a cunt?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:14,
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Because I don't particularly like them or their business model and I'm massively overexaggerating my actual feelings on a subject because i'm on the internet(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)
You should at least thank him for the advice.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:14,
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I don't consider it to fall under the remit of advice so I ain't saying nuffink.(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Don't worry Al, you're doing fine at being a cunt without having an iPhone.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:18,
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I had an HTC that was a bit shitI've got another one now that is ok.
I'm thinking of starting a phone review blog, what do you reckon?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:08,
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The new ones might be okayBut the HTC Wildfire is gash.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:10,
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That was the one I had that was shit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:11,
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I wasn't going to get one of themmy friend had one and he said the screen wasn't very touch sensitive, which for a touch screen phone I would consider pretty essential.
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You're just being fussy now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:15,
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Cheap phones have Resisitive screens that have a lag. The wildfire was always made to be a cheap low end phone and android doesn't work well on anything low end.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:32,
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This is why I was thinking more of an HTC Desire, or a Samsung Galaxy 3.(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)
The Legend was, I quote "fucking shite"- Mrs Cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:12,
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The wife has the wildfire sThe touch screen is shit, it takes about 5 presses just to hang up a call. The camera seems to default to the internal memory and we can't find a way to get it to default to the SD card.
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Peej, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:36,
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Their high end stuff is great, their low end stuff are low end.When is your contract up? I have some good gossip on the iPhone 5, its gonna rock this year.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:19,
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It depends on how iOS6 come along, its working very well at the moment, but its still early beta.I reckon september.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:36,
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I am due an upgrade, I'm happy with my 3GS so will wait for the 5; no point in getting a 4 now.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:37,
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I heard they were changing the connection from the standard apple one to a completely different oneso you'll have to upgrade all your chargers and other stuff.
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As new phones tend to come with a charger that'll be no problem. My iPad has a different charger to my iPhone anyway (same shape different voltage) and I have a blackberry (work phone) that I have to charge as well, that also uses yet another type of charger.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:42,
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So basically you're not agreeing with your own opinion. You cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:48,
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To be fair, they've kept it the same since the FIRST _ipod_It's now too big for the phone and the new one, which is usb3, will have charging and data transfer rates of up to 20 times faster.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:04,
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They'll be a massive leap from a 3GS to a 5You can throw away so many devices once it comes out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:06,
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Isn't it great the Siri sounds just like Peter DickinsonEvery time I hear it I think of Monkey Dust and him using that voice during sex.
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Peej, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:39,
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I have a love hate affair with Siri About half the time it's amazing, and half the time it's frustrating.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:07,
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Excellent weekend thanks.Alt: cheese with fruit in it. Disgusting.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:57,
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Cheese should not have fruit in it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:59,
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Stop sticking Cambembert up your arse then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:01,
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I'm biased as I'm not fond of fruit anyway.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:04,
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INTERNET FATTIES IN 'NOT EATING FRUIT' SHOCKER!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:06,
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It genuinely makes me ill.The smell of pineapple makes me retch. The smell of strawberries gives me a headache. I can stomach fresh apple and orange juice though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:10,
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Hawaiian is the king of pizzas.*runs*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:16,
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*refriends just to unfriend again*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:28,
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Onion, herbs, chilli, garlic are all acceptable.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:05,
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I dont like garlic in cheeseChilli is WIN though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:07,
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My favourite cheese is garlic and nettleIs that allowed?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:13,
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Nettle is excellent.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:29,
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Badger Ales do a nettle beer, which is quite tasty.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:31,
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I had one from a local brewer and it was very good.I've also had a coriander beer that was most palatable.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:33,
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Coriander in beer is delicious.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:41,
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Everything Badger does seems to be magnificent.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:42,
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The only one I have disliked is Poacher's Choice.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:44,
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Chillis are a fruit thoughor a berry or something, who knows (or indeed cares)
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Peej, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:31,
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I like wensleydale with cranberries in it...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:09,
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*unfriends*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:11,
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I don't see this as an invention, merely an accident.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:01,
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Not bad, 2 out of 9 weddings this year completeI was however ruined yesterday and had to go to bed at about half eight, I can't take he pace any more.
Alt: Tracksuits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:58,
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Surely tracksuits for fattiesTracksuits can actually be useful for those competing in sport
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:59,
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This isthe internet, specifics are bannedbut yes, tracksuits outside of the sporting arena
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:00,
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Good weekend thanks.I did some archery for the first time in yonks. Now my left arm looks like a junkie's.
This week will be busy, with little time for skiving.
Alt: The working week.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:00,
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MorningI just spent ages writing out a long and pointless thread. Oh well...
The week holds some work, some skiving (incorporating wondering where everyone has gone when it inevitably goes quiet on here), all made slightly more tolerable by some drinking and listening to records.
Alt: The internet. I can't see that ever taking off properly.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:00,
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Save it for 10 when this thread conks out(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:01,
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Maybe, it was quite shit though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:02,
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As opposed to this one?Fucks sake tangles, buck your ideas up!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:03,
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Sorry sir. Won't happen again, sir.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:04,
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Alt: supermarket self scan checkouts.Morrisons ones especially, mainly due the irritating bint's voice yakking on at you.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:01,
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UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:02,
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I prefer going through the self service when it just a few items.(
Peej, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:03,
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They've left themselves wide open with these self-service checkouts(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:19,
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Go on thenI'm bored so let's bite.
Why?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:32,
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This is fake lolbarry.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:35,
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You may have missed...Fake Baz's 'thing' (apart from pretending to be other people) is telling stories about being an alcoholic who steals his booze from supermarket and drinks it in car parks.
It's well LOL.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:35,
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Do you keep an up-to-date spreadsheet of this shit or have you really got nothing better to remember?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:37,
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I think I'm in love with you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:40,
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ROLFCOPTER.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:37,
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I don't mind the Sainsburys onesas they seem to work fairly well and are therefore much quicker if you've only got a few iteams.
I do seem to remember the Morrisons ones being a bit fucked up though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:39,
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The Morrisons ones are really bad.At least they've stopped telling you to put the item in the bag every time you scan something, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:46,
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Do you mean the little bits of broken ceramic in the bottom of a flower pot?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:04,
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I didn't get to sleep until about 2am last nightand then I had a crap nights sleep. What's more annoying is that I ran 10 miles yesterday so I should have been out like a light.
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When I first started running this would happen to me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:13,
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You need to wait for the blubber to stop vibrating(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:41,
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Speaking of rubbish inventionsMy late father won a Sinclair C5 in a competition. He sold it unused but I can't help feeling that the disappointment of winning such a shit prize contributed to his suicide 15 years later.
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Peej, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:34,
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I can see how it might.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:35,
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I spent the weekend entertaining my parentsso average.
This week holds work which I'm desperately putting off right now, hockey, and a comedy gig on Friday.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:34,
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i always thought your mum was a kind and generous lovermaybe she had a bit of cold.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:41,
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More that Edinburgh is not a good place for an electric wheelchairbut, yeah, that too, obviously.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:49,
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Are your parents disabled/ancientor are they lolfatties on mobility scooters, popping down Wilkinsons to buy some Budgie food?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:52,
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His mum has been quadrospazzed on a life glug.After too much violent sex with various people from here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:55,
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Actually, she is quadrospazzed What can I say? you lot are aggresive lovers.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:58,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:02,
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that too.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:07,
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it rained lots. fuck you mother nature FUCK YOU.if the bitch ain't careful imma gonna spill some oil on a beach.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:43,
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Funnily enough I believe Scotchland will ahve the best of the weather this week(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:44,
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it better or i'm going to spill some oil on YOUR beach.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:45,
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and by oil I mean my blood flecked cum.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:49,
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You'd be fucking wrong thenUnless you've got some kind of rainpocalypse south of the border. Cos it's going to rain all week up here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:48,
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That was last weekI am most upset to find the youtube video of the Geordie Dalek wheelie bins has been removed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:49,
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given the recent flooding this comment may be deemed insensitive.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:49,
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BBC said itas the depression will be sweeping in fro the South West Scotlsand will get the rain last and potentially have some restbite, take it up withthat irritating chirpy blond bint on BBC Breakfast
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:50,
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Shove the rain up your cockend and shit out some sun.That usually works.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:49,
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Bostin' weekendWent to Dorset for my Bro's surprise birthday party, he had no idea we'd all be turning up. Excellent curry at the Rajpoot in Sherborne and then some* drinks, music and a bonfire back at his place.
This week holds frantically arranging appointments as I truly couldn't be arsed to do it last week and taking my G/F to hospital to get her knuckles injected - ooyah!
alt: The Quashqai - something that looks like a 4x4 but isn't. Why?
*Lots.
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I'm sorry, most of these words make little sense. is it "street" patois?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:53,
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Sorry mumpersBostin' = Extremely good
Bro's = Brother's
All of the other words should be considered normal by the average retard.
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For a car that looks like it was designed by an eight year old, it is remarkably popular.The name sounds like someone in chelsea saying "cash cow"
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:02,
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Well, some versions of it are 4x4But it gives people the height and the illusion of extra safety of a 4x4 without the complexity, extra expense or fuel consumption.
See also: Base model Land Rover Freelander, Skoda Yeti, BMW X3, etc, etc, etc.
In case you haven't noticed, captain, people are generally fucktards.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:17,
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(sets about pouring petrol from a jerry can about the place)(douses whole thread)
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Did you have cake? Did you get a party bag!?I was so sad when you stopped getting party bags.
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i have never stopped getting party bagsat my nephew's party a few weeks back i got like 3 bits of cake and a whole spinach pizza to take home
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You want to ditch that shit right now and hook up with someone who likes a bit of meat.I once had sex with a veggie, she was cracking, but I couldn't have settled down with her.
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Just because she won't eat your "meat" doesn't make her vegetarian(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:09,
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so, it's a thumbs up then?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:56,
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swipey's not posted in it, can't be that bad.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:59,
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I prefer it when she posts late in a threadif she's near the top the centre of gravity's off and i worry the board will fall over :(
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Weekend was shit as I'm brassic this month.However, I've been given a project at work that I'm actually quite excited about, for the first time ever. Already had some ideas my boss hasn't thought about. I'm interested in the subject matter, I'm going to be involved with every step of the process and will be the main technical point of contact between everybody.
This must be what it feels like to enjoy your job.
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Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:56,
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I bet you even get a new star for the badge!!!!will it be your first?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:57,
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Did you decide to put the special sauce on BEFORE the lettuce?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:00,
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wimpey is burger king now :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:04,
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burger king bought it out years ago. sadtimes (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:06,
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Rubbish. Wimpy still exists as a franchised business. There's one by Clapham Junction.They still do the same food.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:09,
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There's one in Marlow as well near their office. Used to sell to them when i had my own company.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:12,
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There used to be one in PontypriddWhen I was at university there. That was the last one I ever saw. The old Wimpey in Guildford shut down and was replaced by dundun duhhhhh BURGER KING
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Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:14,
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yes, because they bought out wimpy.battered is a prick and wrong.
we all knew that though, didn't we.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:16,
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Shove this up your sweaty ringpiece.www.wimpy.uk.com/menu.asp?id=22&mm=1
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:18,
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battered = wrong no matter what "facts" he wishes to use.probably because you're a prick.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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i think there are still some independent franchises about the place(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
that might be the one i'm thinking of, haven't been there since like 1989 or that(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
see now I can believe Qhe's not a complete liar, like battered.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:24,
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Below average weekend thanks...I have trapped nerves in my neck / shoulder so I'm walking around looking like Sandi Toksvig. Also, a week ago today i incinerated the roof of my mouth on a particularly hot Chinese chip and it still hurts like napalm covered fuck.
I got to see the olympic torch yesterday though.
This week? I plan to spend in many differing levels of extreme pain. It's started badly, I just found out a mate has been made redundant, and that I have a 45 minute presentation to the MD and the board tomorrow.
I don't do public speaking - I'm comfortable with my 'internet shut-in' status.
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You walk around clam jousting with other women?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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as an internet doctor I prescribe three to four hundred pain killers and a bottle of jack.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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He should then release the nerves by drawinga sharp knife across his neck(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:24,
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I find a rope with a large amount of tension helps.a noose arrangement, something like that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:26,
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I had trapped nerves in my neck once.It didn't make me walk around like a short, middle aged lesbian, though. I don't even know if short, middle aged lesbians even have a particular gait.
Edit: They certainly didn't make me look like her. I think you have something else wrong with you if you're starting to resemble Sandi Toksvig.
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Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:21,
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they walk like rage filled lesbian monkeys(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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Going to the CAB.And then lawyer. Got a fucking email saturday night, giving me a week's notice. Which I think is probably illegal, as I'm being replaced by 2 "volunteere", ie 2 guys from the dole/welfare to work scheme. Then getting drunk.
Alt, really can't think, probably mobiles. The way they dominate our lives is pretty crap.
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It's the inevitable result of the islamification of this country.Soon all of our jobs will be done by muslims.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:27,
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I heard all our jobs will have to wear sheets and face masksit's the bastard son of health and safety and political correctness gone made.
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2 weeks under a year. A year is apparently a cutoff point for certain rights. Fuck it, I'm ok financially, I'll just have the Summer off, and then do something else. I've been considering going back to uni, so maybe this will give me a kick in the arse.
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do you work in tesco then?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:25,
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okay Q, now it's the worst thread ever.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:26,
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yay, more biting scottish witsorry, bitter.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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nuh-uh! MUM!!! she's telling tales on me again!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:31,
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you started it by posting, if you'd read a bit higher up you'd have seen this is a no swipey thread(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
i can't understand his provincial povvo accent, tbh(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:33,
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he's writing in englishyou struggle with reading english? god help the law school you went to
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nahi get through one word of his mc-shit and read the next subthread
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:36,
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lolriding on a wave of your butthurt, right here.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:37,
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is that scottish for "fart"?it sounds like it should be
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:40,
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IT'S CHESHIREgod almighty, don't make me post you a map
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:36,
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isn't that a type of cat?you fucking mental, are you a cat?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:37,
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so, your pussy smells like cheese.thought as much.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:40,
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yeah, fuck off back to are you being served.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:41,
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i'm not going to lie to youi really fucking wish you hadn't thought about my pussy AT ALL.
EVER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:43,
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at last, we agree on something.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:45,
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few weeks agoit washes out pink these days, think it's all the grey streaks. time to dye it again.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:32,
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Surely if you are unemployed you should be saving money by using public transportI don't work to pay for you to be chaufferd around, 'ealth and sfety gone mad
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:25,
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on an EDM training courseIs it possible to actually die of boredom? Stay tuned.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:49,
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