Enough of that prick.
I have a daughter asleep upstairs, chicken in oyster sauce simmering and about to chose a film to watch.

What do you have happening? Don't pretend you have a life.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 19:53, 82 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm watching 'Legend' and stealing music from the internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:00, Reply)

Is Legend any good?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:01, Reply)

hahahahahhaa, yeah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:01, Reply)

it's of a similar ilk to labarynth
Tim Curry is the Devil
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:05, Reply)

Oh christ. Why on earth are you watching that?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:05, Reply)

gonna put a film on in a min

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:09, Reply)

Been oot for fish and chips with two grandcubs
who are now determined not to sleep at all.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:01, Reply)

have you tried shaking them?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:01, Reply)

No way am I strikethroughing that!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:02, Reply)

I haz fish and chips then im going to drink beer with my friends.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:08, Reply)

Say hello to Ross and Rachel.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:09, Reply)

I have never watched a full episode of that. true story.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:11, Reply)

+ the barmen aren't your friends

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)

wrong. i am friends on facebook with one of the barpeople. so that means we are definitely friends. he is a gay.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:13, Reply)

gay?
He prolly wants to bum you in the gob.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:16, Reply)

him and his boyfriend have a kid. he thinks hes got two dads.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:17, Reply)

that's an 'abumination' before God

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:19, Reply)

he's a forgiver not a taker
/ac
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:20, Reply)

he prolly had psychochomp's cock in his mouth, everyone else has innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:22, Reply)

dunno

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:23, Reply)

I'm watching a Doctor Who DVD
And trying to follow the production notes after having had 5 pints and some wine. It's not easy; I may just go to bed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:08, Reply)

those children's tv programs are pretty compicated

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:09, Reply)

The production notes keep getting in the way.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)

savouring a ten year old laddie

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:09, Reply)

Johnny Cash on the stereo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)

+ imaginary girlfriend cooking in the kitchen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:11, Reply)

nah its me in the kitchen innit dawg

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:12, Reply)

Did some shopping earlier, food cooking
Beer being drunk.

Tomorrow is all about the BTCC, a finer motor racing series I have yet to follow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:14, Reply)

BTCC is excellent. One of the best forms of motor racing.
I really want to go & watch Le Mans - can't justify the expenditure this year.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:15, Reply)

I've got a mate who motorhomes it every year, reckons it's a cracking weekend.
Glastonbury for the middle class (to quote him).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:24, Reply)

Isn't Glastonbury already the Glastonbury for the middle class?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:39, Reply)

Can't imagine he has ever been to Glastonbury.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)

F1 tonight innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:15, Reply)

Qualifying was a bit of a washout.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:20, Reply)

F1 is shit compared to the BTCC.
FACT!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:23, Reply)

my exact namesake is a BTCC driver innit mi nigga

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:27, Reply)

Not for a few years now. His brother is in the lesser F1.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:29, Reply)

yer i dont keep up with his career
I watched a YouTube clip of your half namesake this morning.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:30, Reply)

Are there that many videos on YouTube entitled dog fucker?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:36, Reply)

tube porn
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Jeff Mills

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:39, Reply)

is recession over
hey guys what you think is recession over or we are up for really bad times especiallyy IT sector
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:38, Reply)

What?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:38, Reply)

IT sector

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:41, Reply)

I met a guy while working recently,
From the IT sector. I was going in to sort out his kitchen, and I Knockin his door, and the first thing he said was "sorry, no girlfriend, software developer" and I said, no problem, and then I saw the flat. It was like one of those hoarder documentaries, where he was hoarding computer parts, PC boxes and stained underwear. It was horrid. Although we did have a nice chat about wera screwdrivers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:42, Reply)

Still plenty of contracting work around, although rates have been better previously.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:42, Reply)

I need a database for IFA MI building

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)

What's your budget?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:56, Reply)

dunno

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:11, Reply)

Spent ages out walking,
Pun lunch, computer games, now beer and waiting for Ladypig to fall asleep so I can watch a film.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Pun lunch? Was the food a joke?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:40, Reply)

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
Are you braced for weird drunk texts from drunk hormonal hen party swipe.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)

Where she is staying has little to no signal \o/ WOOP WOOP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)

You're a lucky man.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:45, Reply)

Jah has blessed me, it's true

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:46, Reply)

That does mean you might get some tomorrow afternoon when she is on the way home.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)

way to spoil his evening

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:49, Reply)

Shit off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:52, Reply)

get fucked you cocking prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:53, Reply)

How's it going?
I just got a bottle of powers special reserve, it's fantastic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:56, Reply)

yer alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:57, Reply)

It's a possibility, and one that I shall prepare for.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:50, Reply)

What you got going tonight?
In or out?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:53, Reply)

Pub shortly, been out 'larging it' Thursday and Friday so am heading out a bit later for a more sedate evening.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:54, Reply)

'larging it' is a well nineties phrase innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:56, Reply)

Yeah, that's when I stopped being cool. I went in a 'club' last night, it was 'fucking shit'.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:58, Reply)

I still use technics
That's how nineties I am.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:58, Reply)

Vinyl is shit mate, I use minidisc

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:00, Reply)

that technics mixer everyone had back in 97 was well shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:01, Reply)

That srt900 thing? It had LEDs so must have been good. Weren't blue though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:03, Reply)

the SH-EX

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)

srt900 is pioneer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:10, Reply)

Yeah that's the one I had.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)

yer I never liked them

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Sounds good,
I fancy a night out, got easy work this week, might go out for a mid weeker
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:57, Reply)

Work night beers is always a brilliantly terrible idea.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:59, Reply)

I have to drive for work as well,
I reckon an over the limit morning is on the cards.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:09, Reply)

Yeah that's why I get trains, so I can remain utterly bollocksed without worry

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:11, Reply)

Result.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:46, Reply)

Now I get to enjoy a few pints in peace.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)

Lovely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:50, Reply)