Summertime and the living is easy...
Bonjour, la classe.
I used my extra hour of daylight sitting in the garden with a beer and a smoke.
How are you celebrating British Summer Time?

Alt: I heard on the radio this morning of plans to outlaw mental cruelty to children.
It's one of the few pleasures of being a parent, how can they do this?
What simple pleasures* do you enjoy?

Altalt: is recession over
hey guys what you think is recession over or we are up for really bad times especiallyy IT sector

*Haha, yes my mum/wife/sister/hahayoursofunny
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:46, 42 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Did you all forget to put your clocks forward?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:52, Reply)

altalt: it's certainly over for me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:54, Reply)

Great thread tangles!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Anyone that says 'Think I'm going to go and do some work' is a nonce and touches kids on the cunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)

Frog is a nonce and touches kids on the cunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)

My dearly departed mother-in-law did a belting version of that song

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)

For that reason I'm placing this thread in your care now, 'Bill Clay'
I know if anyone can make it a success, it's you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:12, Reply)

If indeed that is really his care.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Woah, steady on there hoss
I ent down with that amount of accountability
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

You rotter, Frog!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)

clicken dis

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Also excellent mouseover work

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)

i used it for sleeping
i think i fell asleep during grease at about 8pm, staggered off to bed at about 2am, and am still exhausted this morning. fucking hen party.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Went to Kew yesterday. We were trying to get to Hampton Court but the traffic was so excruciatingly horrible, we only got halfway.
alt: I enjoy being mentally cruel to children, so I am none too happy about this law.

altalt: IT sector seems to be having a bit of a bump at the moment, overall I don't think it will last. Interest rates will have to go up eventually and, though I appreciate the economy is not the housing sector, that'll cause another housing market dip as all those people hanging on by their fingernails are forced to let go.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Yup
Either no-one in government has figured out that there'll be no growth driven by consumer spending until people have paid back the debt they already built up spending to keep the economy afloat, or (more likely) they don't give a shit as the problem won't cone home to roost until after the next election and they can blame it on someone else.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)

We lost an hour of sleep not gained one you mong

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)

yes
but it was then a lot lighter for longer into the afternoon/evening on the sunday.

you mong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Hi.
I used it to do some extra work on my car. As it decided to fuck itself. Piece of shit. Otherwise a fantastic weekend. Except the whole dead mum thing, but you know, can't have everything.

Alt: define mental cruelty.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

i had to drive a hire car this weekend
it was a manual, been years since i've driven a manual. it turns out the new cars actually tell you when to change gear. wtf is that all about?

alt: maths and physics lessons
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Because thick stupid women are allowed to drive, so they have to make it easy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)

i'm an excellent driver, you ginger haired muppet (not one of the good ones, one of the retarded looking ones)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)

All the muppets are cool

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Telling you when to change gear is to help you drive as economically as possible.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

I prefer my answer.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Your answer is also correct.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:19, Reply)

By it being really foggy all weekend and having a nightmare getting to work
Alt:
Five mins peace and quiet and a sit. As a parent, this is a rare treat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:16, Reply)

+h

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Well that too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I've started having a nap when micro is napping at my place. Lovely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:18, Reply)

thereby admitting what we all knew all along
you are nothing but a big baby
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Fuck off you fat ginger mess.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)

Someone needs a nap.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)

and probably a nappy change, by the smell of him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:28, Reply)

I cannot sleep during the day at all
If I do, when I wake up its like I've drunk about 12 pints
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I get this as well, if I nap I feel quite ill and dizzy after waking up.

( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Me three.
Although the older I get the more I fall asleep on the sofa of an evening.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)

One Pint Syndrome is getting to the point that I would rather avoid a lunchtime pint entirely.

( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Dinner and I am out like a light.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:36, Reply)

pussies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)

it's surprisingly hard to get off the sofa and go to bed when this happens

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)