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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Following on from earlier comments
What fucking stupid things do you do that you know are really bad for you?

ALT:
ima call lunch tales
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:15, 90 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Ym?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Apart from all the usual stuff, I work too much.
Alt: coffee today!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:24, Reply)
I've knocked working too much on the head

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:26, Reply)
I would like to.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Define too much.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Too many hours, too much travelling, giving too much of a shit about someone else's business.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I used to have that.
Minus the travelling, its an easy cycle to get in to once you start though.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Not enough hours in the day to do the things I want and need to do as well, it's a chore and it's boring. Bloobloo.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Turn to drink, it won't be your fault.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)
diet coke
not sleeping more than 5-6 hours a night

alt: going to get a salad shortly. might have a cheeky falafel on top.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:25, Reply)
I'm fucking starving

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:26, Reply)
i got
houmous/chickpeas, carrot, onion, lettuce, cucumber, tabouleh and spinach, topped with crunchy hot falafels, tahini sauce and chilli sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:11, Reply)
Bin the cucumber and I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:11, Reply)
i made her fish out the evil tomatoes
EVIL
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:17, Reply)
My carrots are growing
This is not a euphamism
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)
how can it not be?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)
For you baby, it can be!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)
i hope the petit pois are ready too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Just started growing
My parsnip is magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I do like red meat, particularly bacon. Lovely, lovely bacon.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Bacon cures cancer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Salt and pepper ribs from the Chinese is like oriental bacon.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Ribs are brilliant.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I had salt and pep ribs on Saturday they were fucking great

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I'd had salt and pepper chicken before, but the ribs were a revelation

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)
My local Chinese also does salt and pepper chips
They are FUCKING NOM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:19, Reply)
^^^this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I think bacon is one of my favourites

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Tangle's missus.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Alt: Super Vegetable Soup
quite tasty and 240 calories, which I suspect may be some kind of clever accounting as it was quite filling.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Chicken and stuffing sammich

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)
No. I'm pretty certain it was soup
Chicken sandwiches aren't usually quite so runny, and in my experience they often have chicken in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:19, Reply)
You certainly know your cock

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I drink an awful lot more than is healthy,
Smoke a bit of weed, don't do nearly enough exercise and I Doss off work to chat to you lot.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
but we're SO worth it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:47, Reply)
where are my books, amazon, you cunt?
this is one reason why internet shopping SUCKS. no instant gratification.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Amazon have sent me a bottle of whisky so can do no wrong in my book

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)
i just got the email from the post room saying there is a package for you
so i went down there.

no books. no fucking books. but on the plus side......

MOTHERFUCKING FLOWERS, BABY! HELL YES!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Awww

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:35, Reply)
"wouldn't they be better in a vase?"
/oldjokes
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:38, Reply)
actually, they came with their own vase!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Smoking.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Do you smoke much?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Nothing really
Assuming you ignore the drinking smoking and MDs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Marketing Directors? I was marketing director for drinking and smoking in 2007/8
I would never have allowed you to answer 'nothing really'.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Soz froggles
What should I have said.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I dunno mate, that was 6 years ago, times have changed and I work in a different business sector now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
When I was marketing director of a different business sector back in 2006
I would have been able to provide assistance
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
I was marketing director for marketing directors in 2007/8
I would never have allowed you to be a marketing director.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)
I was in charge of 2007/8

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Yeah, you hired me, stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Ooooooh yeah
So I did

*points*

You're fired
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Thank you for the opportunity, Lord Sugar

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Cycling.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Driving a car

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Donkey up on blocks?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Are you implying that he has committed acts of bestiality?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Not this week, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
That's what theyHEE HAWl say.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Isn't the 'joke' "Eeyore, eeyore, 'e always says that"?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Yes it is, and stop playing with your ass.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)
I do know what overwork is.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Too much food of the wrong type
Excessive drinking.
Alt: steak
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Steak lunch?
Excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:21, Reply)
Expenses FTW

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:37, Reply)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Customer had salad!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:47, Reply)
EPIC FOOL

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Sticking my cock in the bacon slicer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)
What did he say?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:20, Reply)
I'm entertained by the Turkish Prime Minister losing his voice mid-speech
and sounding like Donald and Davey Stott
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:20, Reply)
what are you watching??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)
The Turkish Prime Minister losing his voice mid-speech

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:41, Reply)
yes but.... WHY were you looking for a bit of turkish delight?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:42, Reply)
We were talking about Vic Reeves

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:47, Reply)
i am confuse

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Vic Reeves is a comedian.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:08, Reply)
^ not helping ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:13, Reply)
Vic Reeves is a man who does things to make other people laugh. This is known as comedy.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:16, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:19, Reply)
snooker

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)
screws back for yellow green brown blue pink and black

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)
nuts are we

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:08, Reply)
*chazzes*
*daves*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:09, Reply)
*dead wifes*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:11, Reply)
*sizes up difficult brown*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:21, Reply)

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