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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yer innit, yer.
What food would you never try? Sporto said insects and Im going with Oysters.
alt. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/the-pope/10070991/Pope-Francis-performs-first-exorcism.html
Old news but this was a bit dramatic.
Why wasn't the Pope arrested for battering a spacker?
altalt. What's your jam at the minute?
I'm still loving this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fwyA7L9NYg
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:50, 168 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
What food would you never try? Sporto said insects and Im going with Oysters.
alt. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/the-pope/10070991/Pope-Francis-performs-first-exorcism.html
Old news but this was a bit dramatic.
Why wasn't the Pope arrested for battering a spacker?
altalt. What's your jam at the minute?
I'm still loving this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fwyA7L9NYg
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:50, 168 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I first had oysters in a Chinese restaurant in Manchester
We were later thrown out for trying to steal a brush or a tea set or something. We were very, very drunk
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:55, Reply)
We were later thrown out for trying to steal a brush or a tea set or something. We were very, very drunk
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:55, Reply)
AltAlt:
Not feeling that, sorry. These two are my earworms of choice at the moment:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaH4W1rY9us
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArslVcMLeQ8
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Not feeling that, sorry. These two are my earworms of choice at the moment:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaH4W1rY9us
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArslVcMLeQ8
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Can you even remember what they were like?
I think the texture would be vile.
Im not one for Mussels either
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:59, Reply)
I think the texture would be vile.
Im not one for Mussels either
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:59, Reply)
They were deep fried in batter
I seem to recall they were nice. Mussels are lovely
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:00, Reply)
I seem to recall they were nice. Mussels are lovely
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:00, Reply)
No, I see a religious man praying for someone in a fairly traditional manner, and and over the top daily mail believing gay prick jumping the gun.
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You're no fun today.
If it were McBeef posting, you'd be up his hoop like a tramp on chips.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:14, Reply)
If it were McBeef posting, you'd be up his hoop like a tramp on chips.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Oh I'm sorry 'Doctor Frog' I shall make sure I find everyone equally amusing from now on.
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Yeah good one mate!!!!!! Fancy a pint?
I'm just a bit bored man, that's all xx
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:28, Reply)
I'm just a bit bored man, that's all xx
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:28, Reply)
I was starting to think they were the same person
given the amount of rubbing they give each others rhubarbs
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:17, Reply)
given the amount of rubbing they give each others rhubarbs
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:17, Reply)
I'd try absolutely anything
Unless it'll kill me, of course. Very rare chicken is one I can go without trying, for instance.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:58, Reply)
Unless it'll kill me, of course. Very rare chicken is one I can go without trying, for instance.
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It was once decribed as "Statuesque" by the Times Arts supplement
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Oysters are nice btw.
I can't see me ever liking raw cheese despite trying it once every couple of years.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:58, Reply)
I can't see me ever liking raw cheese despite trying it once every couple of years.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:58, Reply)
Altalt: I'd have thought this was more your thing
youtu.be/vWz9VN40nCA
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youtu.be/vWz9VN40nCA
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Dog, I just don't think I could eat it
Alt: Godliness, innit?
Alt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7_08n0
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Alt: Godliness, innit?
Alt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7_08n0
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:21, Reply)
How can this thread be real if my eyes aren't real?
Answer me THAT, Jayse.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Answer me THAT, Jayse.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:22, Reply)
You're too stupid to talk to.
If only you were a newborn baby. THEN you'd have something worth saying.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:25, Reply)
If only you were a newborn baby. THEN you'd have something worth saying.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:25, Reply)
There's a chap outside screaming at trees.
Probably on drugs. Just say no, kids.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Probably on drugs. Just say no, kids.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:26, Reply)
is he demanding that they form themselves into window frames and oust the PVC usurpers?
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There's a guy sits outside the Nero cafe on Oxford Road, yelling and ranting.
That's more mental illness though, poor chap.
Amusing, all the same watching him flap.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)
That's more mental illness though, poor chap.
Amusing, all the same watching him flap.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Im tearing up the carpet in my hallway tonight.
There's a euphemism.
Except I really am pulling up the carpet in my hallway.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:51, Reply)
There's a euphemism.
Except I really am pulling up the carpet in my hallway.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:51, Reply)
I'm unlikely to try live insects although I have eaten crispy stuff on a stick from a dodgy street vendor in Thailand...
..In my defence I was very drunk.
Alt: Pope performing an 'exorcism'? Good to see the church keeping up with the times. No, wait, the other thing - bunch of paedo-forgiving, misogynistic, power-hungry, ignorance-loving mediaeval bellends who should be fucking expunged from the face of the earth.
altalt: Never liked jam, quite fond of Nutella though.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)
..In my defence I was very drunk.
Alt: Pope performing an 'exorcism'? Good to see the church keeping up with the times. No, wait, the other thing - bunch of paedo-forgiving, misogynistic, power-hungry, ignorance-loving mediaeval bellends who should be fucking expunged from the face of the earth.
altalt: Never liked jam, quite fond of Nutella though.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Christ, I'm bored.
I'm also utterly skint, so I can't even distract myself by buying pointless tat.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:43, Reply)
I'm also utterly skint, so I can't even distract myself by buying pointless tat.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:43, Reply)
I'm fucking bored but not skint which for me is a bad combination
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My old Astra was two different shades of red, depending what side you were looking at.
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I had an oyster with a nip of whisky in it in a whisky shop.
About 10 minutes later I was stood outside the shop spewing my ring. A driver tooted his horn in support.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:45, Reply)
About 10 minutes later I was stood outside the shop spewing my ring. A driver tooted his horn in support.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:45, Reply)
There's something like a 50/50 chance of you getting some kind of food poisoning from eating oysters
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We'll I've eaten more than 2 and never had a problem. SCIENCE!!!!
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
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The sell them in Folkestone harbour, I always wondered why it's limited to 49 per customer.
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www.nhs.uk/news/2011/11November/Pages/winter-vomiting-bug-found-in-most-oysters.aspx
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All those people living two and a half years ago must be terrified.
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Still relevant and terrifying only three months ago, when the FSA put out a research call about it
food.gov.uk/news-updates/news/2014/mar/norovirus#.U6mFW0Db5-g
Maybe Gormo should put forward his 'put them in fresh water for a bit' method?
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:05, Reply)
food.gov.uk/news-updates/news/2014/mar/norovirus#.U6mFW0Db5-g
Maybe Gormo should put forward his 'put them in fresh water for a bit' method?
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Yeah, the original article did say that there wasn't any increased risk from eating raw oysters.
So it's basically saying "the situation is as it always has been, sometimes a raw oyster will give you the shits".
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)
So it's basically saying "the situation is as it always has been, sometimes a raw oyster will give you the shits".
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)
They're professionally treated.
But that's essentially what the treatment consists of.
How often do you swim about just shoving things in your mouth?
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:26, Reply)
But that's essentially what the treatment consists of.
How often do you swim about just shoving things in your mouth?
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:26, Reply)
I like those Mars Bars they float in the pool
Keep me going during the long swims
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Keep me going during the long swims
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:31, Reply)
As I've missed the boat for acceptability of doing a dirt in a pool as an infant (did the bath once, lol) at what age does it become acceptable again?
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I dug a hole and shat in it at the beach once.
Wonder if anyone ever found it.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Wonder if anyone ever found it.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:41, Reply)
you should makea sand castle with a gooey chocolate centre and then wait for someone to kick it over...
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Isn't this the sort of thing I have to give up on doing as an adult?
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Out the sea, maybe.
They swallow up all the shit in the sea so you need to put them in fresh water for a while so all the grot osmosisies out of them.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:01, Reply)
They swallow up all the shit in the sea so you need to put them in fresh water for a while so all the grot osmosisies out of them.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:01, Reply)
As I was driving in, I stopped at a set of lights next to a van.
The driver tooted his horn at some girl in a summer dress. As she got closer it was apparent that she was a) not a looker and b) not a girl.
I could hear the guy's passenger wetting himself with laughter.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)
The driver tooted his horn at some girl in a summer dress. As she got closer it was apparent that she was a) not a looker and b) not a girl.
I could hear the guy's passenger wetting himself with laughter.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)
There's a hilarious shim gets on the metro on a morning
6'4", five o'clock shadow, Adam's apple like "she" swallowed a cricket ball
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:58, Reply)
6'4", five o'clock shadow, Adam's apple like "she" swallowed a cricket ball
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:58, Reply)
You've got to go about like that for about 2 years before they'll sort your plumbing iirc.
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Despite those concerning statistics from tangler,
I've never let scientifically proven risk of illness or injury atop me consuming anything else I enjoy, so all you ought to stop whinging.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:40, Reply)
I've never let scientifically proven risk of illness or injury atop me consuming anything else I enjoy, so all you ought to stop whinging.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:40, Reply)
why anyone would want to swallow a glob of phlegm is a mystery to me
oysters look rank. and i've been out for dinner with people who've had them and who have indeed been extremely sick.
what did you expect? you just ate a raw animal that eats shit to sustain itself.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:44, Reply)
oysters look rank. and i've been out for dinner with people who've had them and who have indeed been extremely sick.
what did you expect? you just ate a raw animal that eats shit to sustain itself.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:44, Reply)
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