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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When did you last make a cunt of yourself through drink, a real twat?
I'm just getting the details now, cab driver got the wife up at three, she and him hoiked me into the hallway, got woken at six by dog and daughter, puked, found the spare room, surfaced whenever, puked and am now lying on the bed with the telly at no volume. I'm just drinking water so I have something to throw up. I seriously do feel like death. Apparently I was drinking Amaretto, I can taste it in the vomit. This is the last booze for a lonfg time.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:07, 58 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm just getting the details now, cab driver got the wife up at three, she and him hoiked me into the hallway, got woken at six by dog and daughter, puked, found the spare room, surfaced whenever, puked and am now lying on the bed with the telly at no volume. I'm just drinking water so I have something to throw up. I seriously do feel like death. Apparently I was drinking Amaretto, I can taste it in the vomit. This is the last booze for a lonfg time.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:07, 58 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Ha. You buffoon.
What you need is a couple of stubby bottles of Stella, that'll sort you out.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)
What you need is a couple of stubby bottles of Stella, that'll sort you out.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Proud. :))
This is the most pissed I've been for a long time. Just been on the phone, we went to a restaurant at about midnight. Seriously, I have no recall pastabout ten. Stellaiskillor cure.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)
This is the most pissed I've been for a long time. Just been on the phone, we went to a restaurant at about midnight. Seriously, I have no recall pastabout ten. Stellaiskillor cure.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)
He would be very disappointed inme. I've been told, running a pub, lay off thesauce till closing time, I think that is good advice.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:37, Reply)
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Don't be stupid, drink all day. It's free for the landlord innit.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:54, Reply)
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:54, Reply)
Jesus Christ what a question.
I'm going to have to go with 'every time I've ever drunk it ever'. But then I'm actually even worse when I'm sober.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 21:51, Reply)
I'm going to have to go with 'every time I've ever drunk it ever'. But then I'm actually even worse when I'm sober.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 21:51, Reply)
alright Gary, I heard that you are an activist for Hope Not Hate, yet you called a black friend of yours a 'nigger' to his face.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 21:55, Reply)
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Listen that's pretty top secret stuff ok?
All I'm prepared to say is that I stand for tolerance and kindness YOU STUPID FAT GINGER WHORE WHY WON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME? ? WHYYYYYYY????
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:02, Reply)
All I'm prepared to say is that I stand for tolerance and kindness YOU STUPID FAT GINGER WHORE WHY WON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME? ? WHYYYYYYY????
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:02, Reply)
NO I'M TROLLING YOU, YOU FAT STUPID AND FAT CUUUUUUNNNT
Just a bit of Internet bantz YOU FAT CUNT
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Just a bit of Internet bantz YOU FAT CUNT
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:11, Reply)
alright Gary, I heard that you're crossing your fingers for a swipe/ frog breakup so that you can be the shoulder to cry on
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:13, Reply)
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:13, Reply)
Once I've eaten this roasted swan I'm prolly gonna head down Kensington
from my south west Highgate groove pad, cold fresh chillin in my xl lemon polo 'n' tasselled oxblood loafer combo and throw stones at a certain STUPID AND FAT GINGER CUNT'S window and rustle up some poontang ok?
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:22, Reply)
from my south west Highgate groove pad, cold fresh chillin in my xl lemon polo 'n' tasselled oxblood loafer combo and throw stones at a certain STUPID AND FAT GINGER CUNT'S window and rustle up some poontang ok?
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:22, Reply)
*checks 'stash'*
Cripes! Better had! You know what we OG heads are like! Erry day and all day bro.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:29, Reply)
Cripes! Better had! You know what we OG heads are like! Erry day and all day bro.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:29, Reply)
I'M STAB IT LIKE THAT POLACK WHORE I KILLED
whilst working as tax scam ambassador for Shelter not that I mention that
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:31, Reply)
whilst working as tax scam ambassador for Shelter not that I mention that
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:31, Reply)
homeless people?
How ghastly. These people don't even own a dishwasher.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:36, Reply)
How ghastly. These people don't even own a dishwasher.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:36, Reply)
GYPPOES MUST DIE THE FUCKING CUNTS
Man I *love* that Billy Bragg classic
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:38, Reply)
Man I *love* that Billy Bragg classic
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:38, Reply)
I heard you're alright once your weird teenage moodiness is tempered with 'weed'.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:11, Reply)
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:11, Reply)
alright Gary, exactly how many times did you terrify your wife before she made you take unsuccessful anger management classes?
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:15, Reply)
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:15, Reply)
Listen guys I've really enjoyed tonight.
See you tomorrow for some excruciating, obsequious backpedalling arsekissing, do let me know how your *insert IRL thing* is going!
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:49, Reply)
See you tomorrow for some excruciating, obsequious backpedalling arsekissing, do let me know how your *insert IRL thing* is going!
( , Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:49, Reply)
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