Oh hi The Internet, MEATSNAKE poster here!
I completed my 60 mile bicycle ride from London to Cambridge in 4 hours, at an average speed of 15.4mph, and a maximum speed of 32.1mph!

But it wasn't just about me, it was also to help save those beautiful tits from cancer, and it's early to say but I think my efforts have gone some way to help find a cure.

What do I want, a medal?????? NO THANKS, I GOT ONE WHEN I CROSSED THE FINISH LINE.

CHEERS.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 18:52, 23 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

OUT OF INTEREST
did you get MOWED down by a routemaster bus?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 19:27, Reply)

Mown.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 19:54, Reply)

i like breasts

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 19:43, Reply)

I once saw some TRUFAX

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 19:48, Reply)

I once saw ym YM!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 19:51, Reply)

Yeah, we all know you're as blind as a bat

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:12, Reply)

Well done frog. Thatis being sincere btw, so this should be in those funny wavy letters.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 19:50, Reply)

Cheers bruv

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 19:54, Reply)

Ghey^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Metrosexual.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:21, Reply)

a peculiar fetish, doing it on underground trains

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:22, Reply)

Or some kinda hipster prick wearing a uniform...
of jeans and T-shirts, you know the type
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:39, Reply)

bit ghey

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:40, Reply)

A lot ghey m8, a very lot, just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:50, Reply)

Congrats
ᶘᵒᴥᵒᶅ
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Thanks mate

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:19, Reply)

As your ex interner gp, would you like a plaster, or some morphine?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:18, Reply)

morphine on your finger for his numb bum

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:19, Reply)

I'd like a lie in tomorrow more than anything.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:19, Reply)

I prescribe a day off with lemmy as your confidant.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:23, Reply)

Cyclists are pricks
Just sayin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 22:19, Reply)

I simply ooze smug self righteousness

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 6:47, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 22:42, Reply)