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So. Did I miss anything last week?
Please recap all flounces and bloo bloos.
WHO has been bullying Frog?
Is Dr Best Troll still buying a pub?
Im peeling, are you peeling?
Lunch.
Dunnolol.
New Wonder Woman looks canny.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:41,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Battered has Monty and me on 2.0
I have been bullying Frog.
DBT is embarking on a financially disastrous career change.
New Wonder Woman is fit.
Alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:43,
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he doesn't really, does he? Haha!
What did you do, you bullies!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:48,
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He does indeed.
Didn't do nuffink.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:49,
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Oooo have Battered and Monty split up?
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Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:59,
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yes
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:02,
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well now I want details.
Is it as bad as any of the other splits?
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Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:06,
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ask McBeef for deets
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:08,
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populol page is yr friend here
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:08,
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HTH xx
The original posting of someones real name!!!
b3ta.com/talk/7745189The utter cunt who posted a link to a humorous description!!!
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2317965The flood of abuse after IRL show down!!!
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2330637?highlight=answers-post-2330747
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:11,
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delete this please
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:12,
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2.0 is for winners
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:14,
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I've changed my mind
I don't want to know
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Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:29,
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ain't no big surprise, Just pour me a drink and I'll tell you some lies
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:02,
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lies?
Alright Gazcrannio
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:04,
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Nothing of merit.
None apart from Gary Cranley.
Gary Cranley.
Dunno.
No, but I did get a bit sunburnt yesterday.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:57,
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I don't agree about Wonder Woman - I think it looks like they're going to make it into a stupid Game Of Thrones bollocks.
They should make it all superhero-y and modern and cool, not more retro-fit Lord Of The Rings wank fantasy for 40yo virgins.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:58,
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40yo virgins is one of the main audience groups for sci fi, fantasy and 'dark graph novs'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:03,
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Fat cunts prob love a 'dark pie chart' too
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:05,
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Alright "Mark Carney".
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:06,
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hey, he's a good looking man, I'll have that one, ta
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:10,
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bit gay m8
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:16,
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Hello Jaysum, still getting the pub, yes. Battered and Monty had an argument.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:05,
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Yaron Varsano is into cuckolding.
On September 28, 2008 on their wedding night I fucked Gal Gadot up the arse whilst he stood in the corner and filled a tissue. filthy cow went ATM without being asked.
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Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:06,
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I've just eaten a burrito so spicy I'm almost weeping
It was fucking amazing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:06,
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I still want to borrow your strimmer,
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:10,
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Its in the shed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:13,
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I have a petrol one you can borrow.
All you have to do is find out where I live and travel here and its yours
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:53,
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coffee banana and twix
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:10,
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Bananas are rank.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:12,
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shabba!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:13,
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Took me three and a half hours to get to work today, GJ.
But do you hear me complaining? No, you do not. People have got soft. Too many whinging and falling out over insignificant things. Bring back National Service, I say.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:15,
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I've got some Ringo Starr drumsticks
I'm going straight to the top, baby!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:15,
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The toppermost of the poppermost?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:16,
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Yeah Johnny!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:18,
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You should learn the drum part from Rain
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:23,
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Hi jayce, we missed you
xx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:16,
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You bullied him when he wasn't even here
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:17,
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Told you I missed him
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:19,
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We didn't miss *that* vest though, amirite???
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:20,
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No one needs to see a fat guy in a vest :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:23,
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SOME AIDSMUM CUNT RECKONED ONE REGULAR SAUSAGE EQUALS JUST SHY OF TWO CHIPOLATAS
CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT.
CUNT.
FRIEND.
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Good evening. Good evening., Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:44,
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When did icing become frosting? Is there a difference?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:00,
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Because America
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:01,
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Pricks
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:03,
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Has OT been reduced to this? A sad day indeed, we might as well bediscussing favourite crisps anddays andshit.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:10,
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Amazingly it hasn't shut down on Friday too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:11,
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Offtopic is much better now it's closed in my opinion
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:15,
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SECRET BOARD!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:16,
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The amout of 2.0ing going on it soon will be :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:17,
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^BANNATYNE PRICK
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:17,
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Bannatyne is all mine, all mine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:20,
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'Bannanatyne' would fit better
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:21,
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Jaysum's favourite
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22,
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Peanut butter bannatyne
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22,
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I've only 2.0-ed JMG
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:19,
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I'm ignored by a couple of QOTW people, but I don't really know why, I don't really go on there and when I do I'm not really horrible. I'm not ignoring anyone.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:21,
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How do you find out?
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Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22,
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*tumbleweeds*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22,
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I don't stay signed in at work so if I have a browse and then sign in stuff disappears
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:23,
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If you have a Premium Account, you get a weekly breakdown of stats.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:23,
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JMG believed in his own hype, hence the 2.0
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22,
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JMG's fault
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22,
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Who is JMG?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:24,
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Jam Master Geordie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:25,
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Jay
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:26,
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Jay is cool
I like him posting on here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:29,
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So do I, if I thought being mean sometimes bothered him I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't genuinely want to upset anyone.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:32,
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Bit gay m8
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:38,
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Appropriate then isn't it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:39,
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/talker and a ghost of b3ta past
He spent a very brief period posting massive pictures of Steve McDonald off of Coronation St on here, so sporto 2.0ed him.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:26,
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Oh yeah, thats why
Excellent spreadsheeting
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:27,
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![](http://showbizgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Screen-Shot-2013-04-04-at-18.30.45.png)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:34,
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Hahaha! Oh Steve! Pfft
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:37,
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It's because you're a cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22,
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I'm not though, I'm nice.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:23,
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You don't need to convince me, I'm not the one ignoring you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:25,
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This is a good idea, for the popular ones here, like me and Jaysum. We can discuss clutches, sheds and cables, and the rest of b3ta can fuck off.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:19,
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I have shed envy
My next door neighbours have just bought a 5m long one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:20,
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Steal it.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:23,
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I'd need a crane
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:23,
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I thought of something and thought 'I can do that after work' but now I have forgotten, but I know it was something good because I felt excited.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:41,
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Train cans!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:42,
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It may have been belated payday cans actually
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:45,
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Punch a vicar
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:43,
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My friends dad is a vicar, I could punch him. My friend isn't Tim Westwood though so don't get excited.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:49,
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YOUR FRIEND IS TI... oh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:50,
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My mate's dad is the Bishop of Newcastle.
Add your own 'bashing the bishop' quip here.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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Take Swipey from behind, shout out your ex-GF's name at the vinegar strokes and see how long you can stay on for?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:49,
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Even my enormous intimidating penis wouldn't reach to Cornwall.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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I think we all assumed she had taken it with her...
#inherhandbaglulz
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:53,
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I wish she had then my bollocks wouldn't have been smashed to smithereens on the bike ride yesterday ;(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:54,
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yes she took your penis but left the balls
Or sutin
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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No I have that too, I'm touching it now and thinking of you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:58,
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good man...
You have to keep on doing that on the train
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:00,
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Dunno what a winking sad face means btw
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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RODEO!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:58,
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YEEEEEHHAAAAAA!!!!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:08,
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